Chapter 30 Kinky

Looking at the laughing fat elder, Jun Lintian couldn't help but relax slightly, with a faint smile on his face. Then, at the sign of the fat elder, he sat in front of the table of extremely rich dishes.

In fact, with Jun Lintian's current cultivation, it doesn't matter if he doesn't eat for a month, but the people take food as heaven. When Jun Lintian saw this table full of wine and dishes, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva. Jun Lintian suddenly remembered that Shen Zhiwu took him to the Spring Wind Tower to drink. Thinking of the cousin with a huge sword and a smile on his face, Jun Lintian couldn't help worrying about Shen Zhiwu's entry into the City of Death.

The fat elder saw the subtle changes in Jun Lintian's eyes, but he did not point it out. He greeted Jun Lintian to sit down, and then looked at Jun Lintian, who was a little more beautiful than a woman in front of him.

"Oh, fat elder, I've been waiting here for seven days, and then I've been waiting for you to be so barely qualified. It seems that the quota for Gu Yunzong to recruit disciples this year will not be full... Forget it, boy, boy, no matter how you look like you are an ass seller. Fat Elder, I really didn't expect you to have... Huh? This... actually has the potential of level 7." The fat elder picked up the roast chicken in his hand and nibbled it hard again.

What is an ass seller?

Jun Lintian smiled helplessly at the vulgar words of the fat elder. He picked up an empty bowl next to him and poured a bowl of wine for himself, and then took a sip. A strong smell of wine instantly soaked into his throat, and then a hot feeling burned from his throat to his stomach. Jun Lintian suddenly felt a muddy The feeling of blood boiling, at this moment, Jun Lintian feels fluttering, as if he wants to ascend to the immortal.

Shaking his drowsy head, Jun Lintian woke up a little, and then looked at more than half of the wine with some shock. "What kind of wine is this? With my current cultivation, but a small bite can be so powerful. This is not comparable to the best wine in the spring wind building at all."

seemed to understand the doubts in Jun Lintian's heart, and there was a trace of anger on the face of the fat elder who had been smiling. He said in a low voice, "Kid, don't compare the vulgar wine lees in the secular world with my 'sinner fairy' of the fat elder. This is simply a kind of stain on the fat elder me."

The drowsy wine power flashed, and Jun Lintian felt a huge force of heaven and earth centered on himself, and then poured into his body crazily.

If you are an ordinary practitioner, the pure power of heaven and earth just now is enough to benefit him a lot. However, for Jun Lintian, when the pure power of heaven and earth pours into Jun Lintian's body, it is like mud into the sea and completely lost its trace.

Feeling the difference in Jun Lintian's body, the fat elder said softly, and there was a trace of doubt in his eyes looking at Jun Lintian. In the heart of the fat elder, he thought thoughtfully: "It seems that I, Gu Yunzong, have been able to confirm that there is an inner disciple this year!"

At this moment, Jun Lintian still felt the magical feeling brought by the wine. He looked at the proud fat elder with a proud face. The fat elder was very surprised by the surprise in Jun Lintian's eyes, especially from his proud wine. The fat elder proudly said, "How about it, boy, the fat elder's 'sinner fairy' How about it?"

"The boy has been taught that wine can also have such an effect." Jun Lintian said respectfully.

The fat elder has no other hobbies. His only hobby is eating and drinking, and he has a special preference for his own exclusive wine. Every time he has to show off in front of strangers. However, when he teases other people's alcohol addiction, the fat elder has become an extremely stingy guy. He enjoys other people's pains. The feeling of giving a little 'sinner fairy' to others always makes the fat elders feel extremely excited or excited.

Sinner fairy! Sinners want to become immortals... This is the reason why the fat elder named his exclusive wine.

"Come on, boy, let me have a drink with the fat elder!" The fat elder picked up the wine gourd in his hand and handed it to Jun Lintian. He felt that he had not completely aroused Jun Lintian's alcohol addiction, and there was still so much heat.

For the fat elder's merciful request, Jun Lintian did not ink and picked up the bowl in front of him. In the crisp collision sound, Jun Lintian looked up to the sky and drank up the remaining 'sinner immortals' in the bowl.

"Ah...good wine!"

After drinking, Jun Lintian sighed loudly, and then his drunken eyes looked at the fat elder not far away. Jun Lintian asked, "This... fat elder, can you pour me a bowl?"

Seeing that Jun Lintian's alcohol addiction was stimulated, there was a malicious smile on the fat face of the fat elder. He said, "This doesn't work. I, a sinner, need the right time and place in the brewing process, and the brewing materials are extremely precious. It takes a long time and takes nine years. If it hadn't been for you to be the first barely qualified guy in the city, I would never have shared the sinner immortals with you.

After saying this, the fat elder raised his head. He was waiting for Jun Lintian to ask him to give him a little more for the 'sinner immortal' he brewed. Whenever he thought of Jun Lintian's expression and words when he asked him to give him a little 'sinner immortal', the fat elder couldn't help but be excited.

"Well, I don't believe that you don't ask me. Even if you never drink, when you drink my sinner immortals, you will be extremely addicted to the wine of the sinner immortals." The fat elder thinks confidently in his heart.

However, Jun Lintian's words were completely beyond the expectation of the fat elder. Jun Lintian said, "Oh, since the 'sinner fairy' is so precious, the boy still doesn't want it."

Seeing Jun Lintian say this, waiting for Jun Lintian to plead with his fat elder to quit, he instantly put his fat face in front of Jun Lintian's face and said angrily, "Kid, what did you just say? No more? Do you know that even if you search for a good wine like 'Sinner Fairy' all over the world, you can't find a better wine, and you give up asking for it so easily. Your behavior is not only irresponsible for your own desire to enjoy, but also a serious insult to the fat elder's winemaking skills and wine tasting taste. Humiliation.

Looking at the slightly angry fat elder, Jun Lintian was stunned for a moment, and his big pupils looked helplessly at the fat elder close at hand. At this moment, Jun Lintian was at a loss. Did he clearly say that he would not drink wine for himself again? But now looking at the meaning of the fat elder, I can't wait to pester him shamelessly and beg him to give himself a sinner.

Jun Lintian's unintentional idea really made him guess. The strange fat elder wanted him to pester him shamelessly, and then begged him to take out the sinner immortal.

Jun Lintian was at a loss. Suddenly, Jun Lintian thought of the scene when he had just entered the door. Jun Lintian suddenly understood. Jun Lintian thought in his heart, "Where is this ancient Yunzong? Why is there such a strange person? Purely a pervert in my heart!"

Jun Lintian did not know that the huge Gu Yunzong, there are not many people with a trace of eccentricities like the fat elder, and the eccentricity of the fat elder is not harmful, so it is even more impossible for the fat elders to come here to get out of the barren land of many strong people.

Those small eyes looked at the unknown king Lintian, and the fat elder said impatiently, "Forget it, talking about wine with a guy like you who doesn't know wine at all is an insult to the word 'wine', eating vegetables..."

I have to say that the mood of the fat elder changes so fast that it is not much slower than turning over books.

An old man slowly sat in the huge living room eating. After that, the fat elder ate and drank by himself and did not pay attention to the king's side. The dishes on the table were also changed one after another. However, the fat elder's huge stomach was like a bottomless hole and was never filled.

In this huge living room, Jun Lintian calculated the time. Three days have passed, and in these three days, the fat elder's mouth has not stopped for a moment, and according to Jun Lintian's guess, perhaps seven days before he came in, the fat elder had eaten for seven days and seven nights in a row.

On the tenth day when Gu Yunzong recruited disciples in this town, the fat elder like a god of food finally stopped eating. He slowly stood up from his chair, patted his round stomach contentedly, burped fiercely, smiled and said, "Well, good, I'm half full."

Jun Lintian, who sat cross-legged, was about to stand up. When he heard the words of the fat elder, he couldn't help but stumble and almost fell to the ground.

Half full?

Jun Lintian looked at the pile of broken bones and leftovers on the ground in shock, and couldn't help thinking, "What's your fullness?"

Jun Lintian thought in his heart, but Jun Lintian ignored an important problem, that is, many of the leftovers on the ground were a few days ago, but in this room, under the high temperature of such a hot summer, there was no decay.

Looking at Jun Lintian almost stumbled to the ground, the fat elder's fat face finally showed a proud smile, "Huh, fat elder, my sinner immortal can't take you, so I will take down your boy with food."

"Ky, remember, food is the source of strength, let's go..." When the words fell, the fat figure of the fat elder had left this messy hall.

"Go? Where are you going? Jun Lintian followed and asked doubtfully.

Where to go? Is your boy's head caught in the door? Of course, it's back to Yunzong. In such a town with tens of thousands of people, a little guy like you barely meets the requirements of potential this year. Hey... But who can't blame anyone? Who calls this land so barren? It is impossible for any disciples with great potential to come. The fat elder walked out of the room as he spoke.

There were 20 peripheral disciples of Gu Yunzong standing respectfully outside. When these 20 people saw the fat figure of the fat elder appeared, they said in unison together: "Disciples see the fat elder!"

"Well, ten days have finally completed the task assigned by the sect. Everyone is ready to return to the ancient Yunzong tomorrow."

"Yes!"

......

The crowd dispersed, and then the fat elder turned around and looked at the coming Jun Lintian. The fat elder asked, "Kid, who else is there in the family? Tomorrow, I will go back to Gu Yunzong to accept the subsequent test. It is likely that I will not be able to come back for a long time. Take advantage of this gap to go home and talk to my relatives.

"Faths?" These two words echoed in Jun Lintian's mind. He thought of his father, mother, eldest brother, sister and Ye Yiyu. However, how can he say goodbye to his relatives in a foreign country now?

"No, I've been an orphan since I was a child. There is no one at home!"

"Orphans?"

"Hmm!"

"Oh, well, then you can see what needs to be cleaned up. We will go back to Gu Yunzong tomorrow!" After saying that, the fat elder looked at the silent king Lintian with deep meaning.