Han Shimou

Chapter 41 Wen Han is crazy

Cao Cao and He Shuang chatted for half an hour. After Cao Cao left, He Shuang walked out of the house and came to the position of temporary county magistrate. I don't know what clever plan he used. After saying a few words to the cold men who beat the drums, the cold men soon dispersed.

After Cao Cao left He Shuang's house, he rode to Wenhan's courtyard.

As soon as Cao Cao walked to the hall of Zhuangyuan, he saw Wen Han looking crazy and biting Xu You's ear. Xu You roared in pain. He brought two generals under Yuan Shu, Lei Bo and Chen Lan, who were blocked by Guan Yu and Xu Huang. Lei Bo and Chen Lan wanted to save Xu You, but they had no choice but to beat the people in front of them, so they had to look at Xu You roaring in pain.

"It's going to break, it's going to break! Hey! Cao Mengderu is actually here. Why don't you help me quickly? My ear is about to be bitten off by this mad dog!"

Xu You was so painful that he burst into tears. Seeing Cao Cao from afar, he quickly shouted. The crazy Wenhan seemed to be angry when he heard the word mad dog. His teeth suddenly increased. Suddenly, Xu You jumped up in pain and roared in pain.

"Oops. The extraordinary brother is fierce, and Cao doesn't dare to approach him. However, Cao heard from Zhou Long yesterday that this extraordinary brother has always wanted to become a biological son and a family and career. So if he bites someone, he will let go if he hears that the person being bitten calls his father. I don't know if it can be done."

Cao Cao first pretended to be afraid, and then he thought seriously. It looks a little convincing.

"Cao Mengde, don't lie to me. Otherwise, I will be at will with you.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao went to rob the bride, and that time they almost cheated Yuan Shao. Cao Cao and Yuan Shao shouted in their house that night, "The thief is coming!" Everyone in the room came out. Cao Cao hijacked the bride with his sword and walked back with Yuan Shao. He couldn't find a way and fell into the thorns. Yuan Shao couldn't climb out. Cao Cao shouted again, "The thief is here!" Yuan Shao was afraid of pain. Seeing that those people were about to chase him, he hurried out, and the two of them were not caught.

After going back, Yuan Shao was so angry that he was about to draw his sword to kill Cao Cao. If he was caught, he would laugh all his life. Fortunately, Xu You and Yuan Shu blocked it, and nothing happened. However, since then, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu and Xu You have been always wary of Cao Cao, a yin-loving guy.

"Oh, Cao is really thinking about you. If you don't believe me, that's it. However, I'm afraid you can't take this ear.

Cao Cao was very angry and pointed to Xu You, with a hurt look on his face.

At this time, Wen Han's teeth were also very cooperative. Xu You's ears made a crisp sound, and blood was flowing out. Xu You suddenly screamed in pain. He, who was usually spoiled, couldn't stand this sin and shouted quickly.

"Oh, father, let it go. My ear is about to break.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Wen Han let go of his mouth, kicked Xu You away, jumped up like a chicken walking, and learned to crow.

"Crazy, complete madman!"

Xu You got up from the ground, covered his bleeding ears, and saw Cao Cao secretly smiling, and his face turned red with anger.

"Lei Bo, Chen Lanru and other two losers saw that I was bitten by this mad dog, and they didn't help. When I go back, I will tell Yuan Highway about your incompetence!"

In the end, Xu You had to sprinkle fire on Lei Bo and Chen Lan's head, shook his big sleeves, and ran out of the courtyard as if he were running away. Lei Bo and Chen Lan hurriedly followed.

When the figures of Xu You, Lei Bo and Chen Lan completely disappeared, Wen Han stopped being crazy, turned to Cao Cao, and bowed deeply.

"Oh, extraordinary brother. You're not crazy. Why is it so normal now?

"Lord Cao knew that I was crazy and pretended to be stupid, so there was no need to make fun of me. What's more, Lord Cao has a life-saving kindness to me, how can I greet you in a crazy way?

"Haha. This is a kind of face-loving person. This time, Cao saw this embarrassment. When he went back, he would definitely boast that he was so crazy that he couldn't be saved. The Runan Yuan brothers have a lot of trust in him and will believe it. Congratulations to you, this crazy fool trick has succeeded.

"Lord Cao, don't make fun of me anymore. If it hadn't been for the fact that the Runan Yuan brothers hated me to the bone, in order to avoid the limelight and divert his attention, I wouldn't have used this kind of trick.

Wen Han smiled bitterly and looked at Cao Cao with a thief's smile. The two were bright in their hearts. Cao Cao knew that Wen Han pretended to be stupid, and Wen Han knew that he could not deceive Cao Cao. So it's better for Guangming to grow up and talk about it.

This is the best way for smart people to get along with smart people. If it is pretentious again, it will be false and look down on the other party.

"All right, all right. Cao let go of Bufan. This time, he came to say goodbye to his brothers. Cao's task of coming to Xie County has been completed, and it's time to go back to Luoyang. I just hate that I don't have much time, and I can't talk to extraordinary brothers.

"Lord Cao, when will you return? Although it is not convenient for me to appear in front of the world now, it is okay to set a table for Lord Cao before Lord Cao left. Lord Cao has great kindness to me. He saved my life, and even saved the life of He Shuangzhu. He Shuang is kind to me, and his life is like my life. Lord Cao saved my two lives. Lord Cao, this kindness is as deep as the sea. Although I can't repay it now, I will do my best to repay these two lives in the future.

Wen Han straightened his face and said solemnly. When he woke up, he sorted out his thoughts. Thinking that Cao Cao came to save him at that time, someone must have informed him. Nine times out of ten, the person who reported this is He Shuang. It is inevitable that this notification will not be discovered by Yang Hong and the Yuan brothers in Runan. I'm worried about his life.

Wen Han got out of bed and didn't have time to figure it out. He just wanted to save him. At this time, Guan Yu and Xu Huang happened to come to visit the room and tell Wen Han what had happened in recent days. When Wen Han heard that He Shuang was not only fine, Yang Hong gave up the position of county magistrate to He Shuang, and now he guessed that there was a capable person behind his back to help.

Wen Han hardly thought much about it, so he guessed that this capable man was Cao Cao.

"Haha. If you feel that you have received Cao's great favor in your heart, you will feel uncomfortable and eager to repay. It's better to give Yun Chang to Cao. Cao must regard him as his brother, like the Xiahou brother.

Cao Cao suddenly laughed and turned his eyes to Guan Yu, without hiding his appreciation in his eyes.

"Brother Yun Chang is from my family. How can I tell my family? Moreover, I have already had an agreement with Brother Yunchang. If Brother Yunchang has the intention in his heart, I will never disturb him.

Wen Han also looked at Guan Yu with clear eyes. After several life and death, he believed that Guan Yu would not leave him at this time.

Sure enough, Guan Yu bowed down to Cao Cao and said lightly.

"Cao Yilang, I have a life-saving kindness to you. We will definitely be rewarded in the future. Twenty years in Hedong, twenty years in Hexi.

Maybe one day we will save Cao Yilang. As for the matter of following, don't mention it again. The extraordinary virtuous brother regards me as a family member. If I abandon my family and follow Cao Yilang. What's the difference between this and beasts?

"Haha, it's been 20 years in Hedong, 20 years in Hexi. What a Guan Yunchang, Cao is waiting for the day when you can save him.

Cao Cao and Guan Yu looked at each other, and Guan Yu's eyes were firm, as if the day would come.

Suddenly, Cao Cao opened his mouth again.

"Exordinary, you are more than thousands of troops and horses. What a pity, what a pity! Why didn't Cao come to this county early to get to know Yun Chang? It's a pity..."

It's a pity for Cao Cao to say several sentences in a row, and sighed deeply. He turned to Wen Han and said, "Cao will leave this Xie County tomorrow. He came here today to be drunk. In this courtyard, there are hundreds of jars of wine, otherwise Cao can't get drunk today, but he will stay here.

"Even if I want to empty the whole winery in Xie County today, I will definitely not let Lord Cao get half drunk."

"Someone Cao treats you like this, but you are extraordinary but you don't know each other. If you call Lord Cao, you will be punished with three cups!"

Cao Cao pretended to be angry and pointed to Wen Han and said that Wen Han quickly pleaded guilty and changed his name to Cao Mang Meng De. Wen Han also makes people kill cattle and sheep, cook meals, and prepare drinks. Wen Han and Cao Cao chatted for a while. Cao Cao asked Wen Han if he had made any major works recently. Guan Yu heard it and recited the song "The Wine" to Cao Cao.

After Cao Cao heard this, he was first intoxicated without drinking a drop of wine. He tore off the sleeves and asked people to take a brush. After writing this poem, he read it several times. At the end, a fanatical poetry lover.

After that, after an hour, the food and drinks were all above the table. Wen Han asked someone to call Zhou Long and Pei Yuanshao. After the two of them came, everyone sat at the table together.

In ancient times, there were few entertainment venues. Therefore, at that time, people usually set up banquets to receive friends. Drinking was the fastest way for men to get acquainted with men.

Although Cao Cao was an outsider, he quickly became acquainted with everyone after drinking a few glasses of wine for a while. Cao Cao came from a noble background, but he had no airs and was bold, and everyone present loved him.

After drinking a few glasses, Zhou Long, who was slightly less drunk, blushed and put his arms around Cao Cao's shoulder: "Lord Cao... I... I... To you... You are a good person... A good man..."

Zhou Long was so drunk that he was about to fall down, but he also raised his glass and drank it all. Cao Cao has been in the wine market for a long time and drank a few jars. He didn't blush. He swallowed the inside of the cup and returned to Zhou Long.

"Lord Cao... I don't know what happened when you came to Xie County this time? Although I, Zhou Long, have no ability, I still have some connections in this county. Lord Cao, if you need any help, just say it!"

Zhou Long's eyes were hazy and he was drunk.

Cao Cao smiled and saw that Wen Han and Guan Yu also looked at it with great interest. He thought that there was nothing to tell, so he said it.

"Ha ha, it's just a small matter. Since this horse hanger became popular, when he arrived in Luoyang, he was learned by Shichangshi and brought into the palace. Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was very interested in this and praised the ten permanent servants. Cao's head official is the general 'He Jin'. Lord He Jin has been opposed to these ten permanent servants for a long time, and he learned about this from Empress He. He also knew that the fourth young master of Luoyang was usually free and liked to look for some fun everywhere, so he sent us and the fourth young master of Luoyang to find the person who invented the horse crane. I want him to invent some more fun and let the general bring it into the palace to make the dragon face happy.

"Haha. Lord Cao is looking for the right person. I don't know what to do, far away from the sky. The inventor is in this table.

Cao Cao listened to Zhou Long's words and frowned, thinking that Yuan Shao did not mean that he had found the inventor. Then, I thought that the horse hanging competition seemed to be held by the gambling house opened by Zhou Long.

Is it possible that the inventor is Zhou Long?

Zhou Long saw Cao Cao's frown and thinking, thinking that he was guessing, and laughed and said, "Lord Cao, don't bother. The person who invented this is my virtuous brother Wen Han, who is extraordinary!