Mission 100 Devil's Dad
"Hey! What's the situation? I cried before the sun rose early in the morning. Dante questioned Firth unhappyly.
"Don't you hear her crying? He also asked me what's going on. Do you need me to report it to you? Phils said a straight sentence and silenced Dante.
"Cut! It's so annoying. Take your time. I'm changing places. Dante got up depressed and changed a room.
In addition to the task of eliminating the devil, this store has another task that can be taken over after the arrival of Phils, that is, to help people solve troubles, but this trouble is limited. It can be said that as long as Phils is happy, he will take over any work. As long as he is not happy to give you more money, he will kick you out, and he will Say, "It's great to have money!" Now Firs has decided to find all the people who come to him, because he is very busy now. What are he busy with? Of course, he is busy taking care of the children.
"Let me see what's wrong with you little boy." Phils came to the baby's side and looked at the baby in the cradle.
Phils's care work is still in place. At least everything he should have is basically ready. He bought these things from a woman on the roadside. After all, although he is a devil, he is at least a man. He doesn't want to go to the baby products store to buy those baby products. , thick-skinned enough, but he can't resist the strange eye attack of those female shop assistants.
Huh? If you're not hungry, are you sick? Firth saw through his eyes that the baby soldier was not hungry. He stretched out his hand and touched the baby's head.
Huh? Are you not sick? What's the situation?" Phils felt that there were no germs in the baby's breath.
"Come on, let me see what's going on with you." Firth picked up the baby, and he knew what was going on. After a long time, the little guy wet the bed. It was strange that his lower body was wet and didn't cry.
"This TMD is really difficult to serve. Why are you crying when you wet the bed?" Firth clumsily changed the baby's diaper with an unnatural expression.
"For good, it's just wetting the bed. If you shit, it will be troublesome." Phils just finished changing his diaper and said a little luckily.
before he finished speaking, he found that the little guy's two little hands were clenched, his little face was red and his body was red, and Phils was a little confused.
"What's wrong with this?"
The little guy made a series of strange sounds. Fields didn't understand what the little guy was doing and made such a strange sound.
"Wow!" After a while, the little guy cried again.
"Nima! God! Can you tell me what happened to her?" Phils finally let the little guy toss around.
"You have too many little things, don't you? I've been crying all morning. I think I'll stay with you if I don't have to do anything this morning. Phils is so depressed.
"I said, boss, you are so awesome. I just said that you didn't shit, and you immediately showed me your ability to toss people. Well, I admit that you are too strong." The diaper that Firs has just changed has become waste paper again, and he has to change a new one.
"Yoh! This work attitude is really good, and the technique is also very proficient, and he often practices. Dante finally woke up this time, touched his freshly washed hair, and slowly walked towards Firth.
"Don't worry, you will do the same sooner or later." Although Firth talked to Dante, his hand movements did not stop at all, and he was doing it very seriously.
"Ha ha, at least I won't do such a thing now." Dante went to his desk, picked up a piece of pizza and ate it. Every day at noon, there would be a takeaway pizza delivery, which Dante had always had.
"Well, what, I just forgot to tell you that I accidentally put the diaper on the pizza you ate just now." Firth said without any apology.
"Uh!" Dante immediately vomited.
"You bastard!" Dante has to do it when he goes up.
"You have to pay attention. She just fell asleep." Firth did not hide, but used the baby as a shield.
"You are cruel!" Dante pointed to Fields and said.
"Ha, it's okay, just so-so, but to be honest, I did put the diaper on the edge of the pizza just now, but you made a slip of the tongue just now, hehe."
"You will be taken away by God sooner or later."
"That's also in the future. Isn't I living well now?"
Dante is a complete blessing this time. Phils' hooliganism has been raised to another level, and Dante is not an opponent at all.
"Little demo plays with me, play you to death, hey hey!" Firth looked at Dante leaving and laughed sinisterly.
This morning, the baby was still quiet and has been sleeping all the time, but in the afternoon, Phils' trouble came. He changed diapers every two hours, either garbage or peeing. This time, Phils really became a wet father and did all the work of taking care of the children.
"Nima! It's really exhausting." In the evening, Phils sat on the sofa and lay down feebly.
"You guys can also take care of babies. I admire you more and more." Dante came out eating pizza.
"Do not say sarcastic things there. If I hadn't seen her pitifully, I would have thrown her away." Fells grabbed a piece of pizza and ate it.
"This is mine. You can get it yourself on the table." After the pizza was taken away by Phils, Dante immediately got up and left.
"Cut! What's so delicious about this shit like paste? The food eaten by humans is also called rice? Except for grass, it's grass. After eating the pizza, Firth immediately complained and was dissatisfied with the human diet.
"That's not grass, and only monsters like you can't eat vegetables." Dante explained.
"It's useless to say that. I'm hungry. I'm going out for dinner. Come and watch her."
"You'd better stay here. I'm afraid that as soon as your father leaves, she will wake up." Dante stopped Firs, who was about to go out, and went out to buy food. Although Firs only recognized meat in terms of food, it had nothing to do with whether he ate or not, but he had nothing to do but to kill time by eating meat.
"Hey! This mother's work is really not what ordinary people can do. Why didn't I have such trouble when I was a child? Firth glanced at the baby and wondered why he didn't have so much to do when he was a child.
Nima, isn't that bullshit? Can the devil be like human beings? If it's the same thing, Liris is not tired. She is like a machine that breeds offspring, giving birth to a few or even a dozen at once. If she is as tired as Fields, she will die.
"Hey! I bought it back. You can eat it." Dante threw things casually and turned around and left. It's not that he didn't like the baby, but the baby always cried every time he couldn't see Phils. When Phils appeared and when she stopped crying, this time made Dante suspect that he didn't like her so much?
"Oh, okay." Phils was not polite, but he ate it wherever he came.
When everything was over, the whole day was over, and Phils was finally liberated.
The father's life began. Dante continued his work to eliminate demons, and Firth continued to be his father, but Firth seriously warned Dante that he would never allow him to bring anyone into the office, especially women, and he said strongly, "If you dare to bring it in, you will definitely jump out and die. "Phils is not afraid of being seen, but he really can't afford to lose that person.
This time, he didn't have to do his job, and taking care of children became his only job. During this period, there was a very interesting scene in the office.
Dandite and Firce sat one by one. Dante was reading a women's magazine, while Firs read the baby encyclopedia again. He couldn't count a word all day. The only time he spoke was when he delivered the takeaway.
The full life made Phils feel his existence. Although taking care of the baby was not what he wanted to do, he still did it. In fact, he did not find that his personality has changed now. His previous hot temper has disappeared, and his attitude of not doing things seriously has also changed. It seems that he chose to take care of the baby this time.
The peaceful days always herald the arrival of a crisis. Every full day almost makes Dante and Phils forget their identities and the crises that still exist. It seems that all this is the life they are going to live now.
Day after year, Dante and Firth have settled down in this new home on earth. The little baby has also grown up under Firth's care. The little girl who grew up knows that Firth is her father, and when she speaks, the first word she says is her father. These are Dante could instigate to say it, but Firth was still very satisfied with the name. After all, he brought her up, and it was okay to call her father. After that, Firth's task was easier. He took the children all over the street, taught them to speak, and had nothing to do and went crazy with the children.
Phils is very satisfied with his current life, but the people in the demon world are not satisfied with their lives. The invasion of the demon world will never retreat because of failure. A huge conspiracy is brewing. The plan against Dante and Phils is opened again. Next, all these peaceful days will say goodbye to him, because Ambitious people in the demon world are about to come to the earth again.
What kind of trouble will Dante and Firth encounter? Will they get through the challenge of the strong enemy again? A new adventure has begun.