Chapter 1771-1772
1771. Laughter is endless
According to Zhang Kaiyuan's original calculation, everyone should shout their names at this time, and then in this cheer, they should go to the stage and read the speech they wrote. How pompous and handsome!
But the world is unpredictable. Jing Xiaolu obviously replaced herself and became the person called by everyone. He took a deep breath and looked at the classmates present. He knew very well that some of these people subconsciously shouted out Jing Xiaolu's name, but among those who followed, there were definitely many On purpose!
Everyone knows that this class reunion was arranged by themselves, and in advance, they and other students did not know that Jing Xiaolu had become the chairman of Mingyang Entertainment, so before the arrangement of this event, there was nothing to do with Jing Xiaolu, and the person referred to by the master of ceremonies could not be Jing Xiaolu.
But everyone calls Jing Xiaolu's name. Isn't it embarrassing for themselves? For a while, it was a little difficult for Zhang Kaiyuan to get off! Indeed, he didn't know what to do at this moment. He stood up to interrupt the master of ceremonies, and the content of the speech at the end of the stage was not, nor did he stand up, let alone go to the stage to continue the speech!
In fact, in addition to Zhang Kaiyuan, there is also Jing Xiaolu who is at a loss.
Originally, Jing Xiaolu didn't pay much attention to what the master of ceremonies fish said. She thought that such things as giving a speech on the stage were arranged in advance, and there was no need for her own business. In fact, the truth of the matter is the same, but the students who do not know the truth took the lead in calling Jing Xiaolu's name. What's more annoying is that those students who guessed the truth also echoed the bad.
However, under the astonishment of Jing Xiaolu, Jing Xiaolu also guessed the general truth of the matter, and she couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, everyone told you to go on stage!" Yang Ming also guessed the reason for the matter, and there were some jokes
said to Jing Xiaolu.
"It's arranged. It should be far away, right?" Jing Xiaolu smiled and said, "How can I go back
What's the matter? Besides, I'm not ready..."
While all the students were shouting Jing Xiaolu's name, the host Yu Zai continued to say, "It seems that everyone's voice is quite high! Then, as you wish, let the most successful person in your mind come to the stage to say a few words at the beginning of our party, and invite the students with the highest achievement of the year in the class to come to the stage one by one!
The host Yu Zai was completely based on the lines rehearsed in advance, but he had to curl up a little silly. He didn't hear the classmates under the stage call not Zhang Kaiyuan's name, but Jing Xiaolu.
By the way, this fish boy turned out to be an online writer, but because the book he wrote was very bad, he changed his job to be a master of ceremonies, so he was a novice. He had not experienced similar situations and did not pay attention to it, so he continued to follow the arrangement of his lines and asked Zhang Kaiyuan to come on stage.
The fish boy's words immediately brought the whole audience into silence. Everyone looked at the host fish boy stupidly, and some of them didn't know what to say... Let Zhang Kaiyuan come on stage?
Jing Xiaolu didn't feel anything. She didn't want to go on stage, so it doesn't matter who the host asked to come on stage, and she had no other ideas.
However, Zhang Kaiyuan is different. Zhang Kaiyuan's embarrassment at this time can be said to be incomerable! In this case, the host still calls his own name. Isn't this a slap in the face? It's a slap in the face!
Kaiyuan's face turned red, and sitting on the seat was like sitting on the stove. He just felt that he was not sitting or standing. Isn't it boring to wait for the sentry to be on stage now? If you don't go on stage now, what's going on? |〗『|shou〗『|geng〗
Looking at the silence of the audience, the host Yu Zai didn't realize that something had happened. "Seeing that Zhang Kaiyuan did not come to the stage as rehearsed in advance, he was a little anxious. He thought that everyone did not applaud and was a little cold, so Zhang Kaiyuan felt ashamed, so he said, "Please Zhang Kaiyuan, the general manager of Kaiyuan Trading Company, the most accomplished person in Class 6 of the dirty world of the 39 Middle School this year, came to the stage!"
After saying that, he took the lead in applause.
"Boom..." I don't know who took the lead below. Finally, I couldn't help laughing. Then, more and more people laughed together, and then some people took the lead in applause. The laughter and applause were endless. If I didn't know, I thought that some wonderful crosstalk sketch was being performed on the stage!
This sudden strange reaction made the host Yu Zai a little puzzled. He said to himself that these people applaud. Why are they laughing? Is your own host so funny?
It seems that I have the potential to be a comedian. In the future, the master of ceremonies industry can't go on, and it's good to change to a crosstalk actor!
Zhang Kaiyuan didn't expect that the fish boy could not bark once, and continued to bark for the second time, which made people applaud! This "pop" applause slapped him on Zhang Kaiyuan's face like a slap, which made him ashamed.
Seeing that Zhang Kaiyuan still hasn't come on stage, the fish boy who doesn't know what's going on is talking again. He thinks that he has enough humorous cells, which attracts bursts of laughter from the people under the stage, so he is still self-righteous and said, "It seems that our highest achievement is still very awkward! Still holding the pipa and half covering the face, everyone's applause is not strong enough, everyone can give more strength!"
"Wow..." As soon as the words supporting the mermaid fell, the applause from the stage became warm again
Come on, but I don't know which classmate did it badly and shouted loudly again
Jing Xiaolu's name: "Jing Xiaolu! Jing Xiaolu!
"Hahahaha..." The laughter from the stage came again, and then someone began to echo
: "Jing Xiaolu! Jing Xiaolu one by one"
Zhang Kaiyuan's face was even worse. He scolded the fish boy a hundred times in his heart, but there was nothing he could do. He decided that he couldn't give that fish boy a penny!
This time, Yu Zai, the host of the voice called "Jing Xiaolu" under the stage, finally heard it clearly. When the people under the stage shouted "Jing Xiaolu", it was not that he didn't hear it at all, but he didn't care too much. At this time, he heard someone shouting the name of "J Did you call the wrong person?
The person who came to the stage at this moment should be Jing Xiaolu, not open far?
Thinking of this, the host Yu Zai suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. It's not that he has too little experience in master of ceremonies, and the name is wrong, right? Seeing the people under the stage calling the name of "Jing Xiaolu" so loudly, the host Yu Zai thought about it, the more and more likely it was. He quickly took out the prepared line record from his pocket and looked it over.
When the host Yuzi clearly saw that the line record said the name of "Zhang Kaiyuan" instead of "Jing Xiaolu", he suddenly became a little confused. He didn't call the wrong name. Why do so many people call the name "Jing Xiaolu" there?
What the hell is going on?
Looking at these people under the stage, the host Yu Zai touched his hair and then said, "Did you call the wrong name? I think the person with the highest achievement in the class should be Zhang Kaiyuan, right?
"Hahahaha..." The host's fish voice attracted the following classmates again
laughed wildly, and some people even laughed so much that tears flowed out.
"What are you laughing at?" The host, Yu Zai, lowered his head a little awkwardly: "Master
Is the festival so funny? It's such an honor for me!
"Hahahaha..." The classmates under the stage laughed even more happily.
The host Yu Zai said in his heart that he really has the talent to host! The atmosphere at the scene was active by myself, and it has reached an extreme point. Who else has such a great charm besides myself? I'm so proud!
"Everyone smiles, but now it's time to ask Zhang Kaiyuan to come to the stage and say a few words for us?" The host, Yu Zai, said narcisively: &qu; Since everyone is so willing to watch my program, you can come and support me often!"
"Hahahaha..." The voice of the voice under the stage is still endless.
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The host Yuzai waited for a long time, but he didn't see Zhang Kaiyuan come to the stage. The laughter off the stage was still continuous. Yuzai was suddenly a little anxious. It's not a matter to put it on like this!
"Mr. Zhang, do you think you should come up?" The host Yuzi couldn't help calling Zhang Kaiyuan: "What's the matter with you not coming on stage? I'm going to preside over someone else's wedding now!"
If Zhang Kaiyuan can kill people with his intentions, he has already killed this fish cub in seconds. He said, if I don't go up, you can continue to the next content link. It's not over yet. What's the matter?
The host Yu Zai shouted and didn't see Zhang Kaiyuan on the stage. He was suddenly a little anxious: "Mr. Zhang, what's going on with you? Didn't the jaw factory agree before? You came to speak on the stage. Why didn't you come up?"
"Hahahaha..." As soon as the classmates under the stage heard the words of the host Yu Zai, they had already been a little
The laughter that calmed down broke out again.
"What the hell does this mean!" The host, Yu Zai, suddenly became a little unhappy: "Is this a temporary replacement or something? If it's changed to Jing Xiaolu, won't you tell me? I thought it was Zhang Kaiyuan? It's not authentic!"
"Hahahaha..." The laughter under the stage was still very enthusiastic.
"Enough!" Zhang Kaiyuan finally couldn't help it. He slapped the table and stood up, pointed to the fish and cursed, "What's wrong with you? Do you host like this? Don't you want to take the money?"
"What's wrong with me?" The host, Yu Zai, stared at Zhang Kaiyuan without any weakness: "You've made a set
The process ofis completely in accordance with your instructions. Why don't you want to pay?
"According to what I mean, don't talk nonsense there. Go down quickly. It's your business here!" Zhang Kaiyuan heard that the more the host Yu Zai said, the less he relied on the yin, and he was a little anxious when he told all his previous arrangements.
"What nonsense?" The host, Yuzai, said, "Didn't you say before? Let me play an interactive game with your classmates off the stage before you go on stage, and ask them to guess who is the most successful person in the class. If you come on the stage again, why don't you want to admit it?"
"What the hell are you talking about? I'll ask your boss to complain! You are talking nonsense!" Open away with anger
The iron green roared.
"Complaint? All right? How do you know my boss's name is nonsense? My boss's surname is Hu, and his name is
Say it, it's just nonsense. The host, Fish, said.
"You..." Zhang Kaiyuan was so angry that he couldn't speak. He didn't expect the fish boy to be so eloquent, but he forgot one thing, that is, the host is not eloquent. Can he be the host?
"I? What am I? I think you want to repudiate the debt and don't want to pay, right? But it doesn't matter. I don't want the old fish either. Look at you with a big face and Mr. Zhang. You're always a fart. Let me say that you are the most accomplished person in the class. You have a fart achievement. Just like this
Doesalso have achievements? You are too narcissistic, aren't you?" The host, Yu Zai, also took the risk. It seems that he can't get the money, so he doesn't have to give Zhang Kaiyuan any face: "I think the classmates under the stage still have bright eyes. They all say that Jing Xiaolu is the one who has the highest achievement! I think that's the case!
"You...you..." Zhang Kaiyuan was told by the fish that he was hit by the pain in his heart and covered his heart. Poor
Dizzy: "You... get out of here..."
"You let me be here, and I'm too lazy to be here!" The fish snorted, "Go for your own narcissism. I won't accompany you. If you like to complain, complain. For nothing, Sayunara, CIA! &Qu;
After saying that, the host Yu Zai turned around and left, leaving Zhang with an indignant face
Far away.
The host Yuzai left, and the atmosphere in the banquet hall suddenly became cold, leaving Zhang Kaiyuan standing on the spot in a daze. The classmates below were also unintentional before, but later they were just thinking about making a joke. They didn't expect that things would be so stiff, and Zhang Kaiyuan couldn't afford to jokes.
can't be so deadlocked. If Zhang Kaiyuan doesn't finish his words, the hotel doesn't seem to serve food. There's nothing he can do. I don't know who shouted first, "Let Zhang Kaiyuan say a few words for us. What do you think?"
"All right, let Zhang Kaiyuan say a few words for us!" The people below echoed one after another.
However, when you hear this in Kaiyuan's ears, it seems extremely ironic? He felt like a kind of charity, as if everyone was giving him. Originally, he should not have spoken, Jing Xiaolu should have spoken, but now let him speak. How can Zhang Kaiyuan feel embarrassed?
"Let's ask Jing Xiaolu to say a few words for us!" ≤≥ Zhang Kaiyuan took a deep breath and said, "≤≥ The fish boy was sick before, ≤≥ everyone paid attention to him, <> It's like watching a farce! ≤W≥ Originally this link, <. > I just want to ask the most accomplished person in the class to say a few words, ≤N≥ but the fish boy wanted to please me,
"Ha ha, we know..." Although everyone says so, it is unknown what they think in their hearts. This explanation is too fake, and no one will believe what he said.
"I won't talk about it. There is no preparation in advance. This opportunity is still reserved for those who are prepared in advance, right?" Jing Xiaolu stood up and said lightly, "Isn't it, Zhang Da's organizing committee member?"
Jing Xiaolu's words immediately made Zhang Kaiyuan's face red, like a monkey's buttocks! Although Jing Xiaolu didn't say it clearly, she also secretly pointed out that Zhang Kaiyuan was prepared in advance, but she was not prepared. If you want to say something, it's better to say it.
Although Jing Xiaolu's words are more funny, the people present are afraid of making mistakes again. "I dare not laugh casually, so as not to destroy the atmosphere that has just calmed down, so they can only laugh secretly in their stomachs.
"Zhang Da organized a concubine to say a few words!" Everyone is hungry and eager to eat quickly. At this time, they don't care about whether Zhang Kaiyuan is the most accomplished person or not. Who do you love? Jing Xiaolu doesn't care. What do you care about?
So, as soon as Jing Xiaolu's words fell, everyone began to make suggestions one after another.
"Well, since everyone admires me so much, let me say a few words!" Zhang Kaiyuan can only pretend to be confused at this time. Sometimes it's not good to be too clear. Since others pretend not to know, he is so happy.
Zhang Kaiyuan said, just like walking on the stage. Halfway, he heard a voice not far away: "Pretend, didn't you go on stage by yourself in the end? What the hell!"
Zhang Kaiyuan was so angry that he almost fell to the ground. He looked at the voice angrily. It turned out to be the fish boy who had left before. At this time, he didn't know when he appeared at the door again!
"I asked you not to go on stage, and then you went up by yourself. I see, you just don't want to pay
I'm paid, a bitch." The sound of the fish rang again.
"You..." Zhang Kaiyuan just wanted to say something, but he saw the fish turn around and disappear at the door. Zhang Kaiyuan had no move, so he could only think that he didn't hear it and continued to walk to the stage.
The process of just a few steps was like the 20,000-mile Long March, which made Zhang Kaiyuan exhausted all his strength and finally stood on the stage, and then said, "Thank you for giving me this opportunity to say a few words on behalf of the whole classmate at this class meeting..."
As soon as he talked about the lines he had prepared for a few nights, Zhang Kaiyuan became excited again. Zhang Kaiyuan seemed to forget his previous unhappiness and completely devoted himself to this speech.
However, Zhang Kaiyuan invested, but the students below were a little impatient! Previously, it took a lot of time because of the host Yuzai and Jing Xiaolu. Now Zhang Kaiyuan is talking at a long time here. When will he have to wait for dinner?
It really answered Jing Xiaolu's words. Zhang Kaiyuan was prepared. Otherwise, how could he say it for so long? Everyone is very upset. Originally, I asked you to go up and say a few words to give you face, but you can just say a few short words, okay? Can't it be endless like this?
"It seems that Zhang Kaiyuan is really prepared?" D