Chapter 23 The Arrival of Two Women
Although Du Lingling has only practiced for two months, she will compete with Feng Longer every day. The combat skills are naturally much better than Long Jinhuan, who has only practiced for less than two days. Even if Long Jinhuan has the ability to approach the level of the master, she can't even play the second water level. In addition, in order to be handsome, she was repaired by Du Lingling in a hurry. It's reasonable to pee.
"Ling'er, you've gone too much. As the saying goes, you don't hit people in the face. Why do you always say hello to my face? Fortunately, I protected my face with my other hand, otherwise I have to break it!" Long Jinhuan shouted at Du Lingling in a hurry.
"Brother, there is a lot of nonsense. In real combat, who cares whether you are disfigured or not, but since you said it, I won't hit you in the face." Du Lingling taught her a very easy lesson.
"Ah! You are even more excessive now. You don't hit me in the face, but you always spank me. Be careful. This is a 'high-risk' place. If you are not careful, you can't keep your widowhood, and I have become a father-in-law!" Long Jinhua shouted happily.
"Ling'er, if you go so much, I'm going to use real kung fu. Don't blame me for not reminding you, so that you won't blame me for bullying you and cry." Long was happy and couldn't beat him, but he shamelessly said that he didn't try his best.
"That's good! I just used seven success forces. It's not enough to play. Hurry up and do your best. I'll wait for you. Du Lingling also said indifferently.
"Hey, hey! It hurts so much, pause, pause, stop playing, stop playing! I miss my dragon to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. How can I do that hot hand to destroy flowers, so I can't fight with Linger, otherwise Linger will definitely not be my opponent. Long Jinhuan is shameless anyway, and he is still so shameless.
"Well, my brother is so naughty that he won't admit it even if he can't beat him."
"You, you, you..., Linger, you don't know what's good or not. If I hadn't pity you, I would have beaten your little ass. Since you don't appreciate it, let's fight again and convince you. Longer, why are you pulling me? You still pull me. I know that your sisters have a good relationship, but you can't protect your shortcomings like this! All right! For your sake, I forgive Linger.
Long Jinhuan didn't pretend to be fat with a swollen face. Unexpectedly, he shook his hand at Feng Longer, who was still five or six meters away from him, and shouted not to pull him.
"Giggle, don't act anymore. After all, you have only practiced for less than two days and you are so good. You are already a genius. Linger's sister has been competing with me every day for two months, and it's not a shame if she can't beat her.
"That's right, my brother is so shameless! If you lose, you still play tricks like this. I won't fight with you next time. Du Lingling echoed.
"Hey hey, my brother is teasing you. I'm too happy that you are awesome. Besides, if I only work harder in **, even Long'er will surpass it sooner or later. Long Jinhuan said shamelessly, "After exercising, my body is so dirty. Do the two little ladies want to play with their husbands?"
Du Lingling and Feng Longer shook their heads at the same time.
"Would you like to play with water?"
The second woman still shook her head.
"Then you say, how do you want me to take a shower with you?" Long Jinhuan pretended not to know that the two girls didn't want to wash with him, so he deliberately asked a question with a trap.
The two women answered him lazily and ran to the distance holding hands with each other, looking for another place to take a bath.
"Hello? Two beauties, be careful of the slippery road, be careful of the depth of the water, be careful of the water snake, be careful of the water monster, be careful... If you don't want me to accompany you, you don't have to run so fast! Really, I'm still so shy after my husband and wife. Long Jinhuan still wanted to make his last effort. He said several words of caution in a row, but he didn't expect that the two women were better than him now. How could they be afraid of these dangers?
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"Wo, poo." Long Jinhuan washed alone in the water for nearly half an hour, and most of the time it was a potential underwater washing. As soon as he came out of the water, he said to himself, "I didn't expect that the "Dragon Secret" could be held in the water for a long time. Now I can dive for more than 20 minutes as soon as I practice. If I can't stay all day in the future!" It's so cool! And the lake is really sweet, sweeter than the coward's three fists. I think Longer often takes a bath here, otherwise how could her skin be so good? No, I have to go down to wash and look for the smell of Long'er. Just as Long was preparing for a fierce son to plunge into the water, a pleasant but cold voice came from his ear.
"Bold ** thief, how dares to break into my Dragon Valley and defile the water of the holy lake in our valley. Come on!"
"** Thief? That's not bad. I scolded the one next door. I didn't know that this was my territory. If my kiss Linger and Long'er were looked at, I wouldn't die! Cao, let's see if I don't cut you into a stick. As soon as Long Jinhuan heard that there was a ** thief, he immediately scolded and immediately looked for the ** thief.
"** The thief is so bold that he will die without restraining his hands. He still looks around and looks at the sword." The light and pleasant but cold voice sounded again.
"It's so arrogant that you still look left and right. Fortunately, Long'er and the others have gone far away." Long Jinhuan said and tried his best to find it. Suddenly, he saw a vague white shadow in front of him. Gradually, the white shadow became bigger and bigger. Finally, Long Jinhuan saw that he was a beautiful woman in white and immediately fell into a daze.
I only heard Long Jinhuan muttered, "Damn, it's a female thief. Isn't it a pity! Look at that face, peerless beauty, like Daji Bao Si's reincarnation, look at the figure, the devil's figure! Look at the body, floating like a fairy, like a fairy going down to the earth. Look at the sword. It is bright. At first glance, it is a peerless sword that cuts iron like mud. It is actually against me, and it is getting closer and closer. Is this female thief coming to pick my peerless green grass? Ah! It's getting closer and closer, my God!"
Long Jinhuan was still immersed in the peerless posture of the girl. When he saw that the sword was coming to take his life, he reacted and quickly dived into the water.
"Shameless ** thief, look where you are going. Meier helped me block him and see if I don't scratch him today. I didn't expect that when we were not at home, we would run into such a villain and defile the water of the Holy Lake where we often bathe.
It turned out that the people who came were the two daughters of Hu Meier and Tu Qing'er, which Feng Longer said. They received the call of Feng Longer and hurried from the secular world. Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered the Dragon Valley, they saw a ** man taking a bath in the lake where they often bathed and played, which annoyed Tu Qinger, whose personality was completely opposite to her appearance. Without asking a word, Long Jinhuan is a ** thief. Poor our pig's feet are always thinking about his little concubine.
Long Jinhuan swam 200 meters away before showing his head. He quickly went ashore and put on his underwear, but before the golden armor turned into a Zhongshan suit on his body, another woman in black stood in front of Long Jinhuan, but the woman seemed to be very shy. When she saw Long Jinhuan, who was almost red all over, her face turned red and her head Put it aside slightly and don't look at the dragon.
Long Jinhuan saw someone blocking the way, and the person was so shy. In addition, he was shameless now, so he simply didn't change his Zhongshan costume and flirted with the woman in black and said, "Hey, beauty! Peeping is a bad habit. I want to talk to my brother. I'm very generous. Wouldn't it be better for us to discuss the mysteries of the human body with each other!"
The woman in black was even red in her neck when she was told by Long Jinhuan, and her head was buried directly between the peaks. She didn't know that she was responsible for besieging Long Jinhuan now, but in her current state, Long Jinhuan swaggered away, and she may not be able to see it. And this woman in black is a fox Meier, and her personality and appearance are just lost. Long Jinhuan wanted to flirt a few more words, but forgot that there was a pursuers.
"Shameless ** The thief is so bold. He not only invades my Dragon Valley and destroys my holy lake, but now he also flirts with Meier sister. I'll make you die." Tu Qinger, who caught up with him, cursed.
"The dog has no courage, but it has a beast's heart, or a dragon. You see, it's still fluttering. Long Jinhuan turned his head and pointed to his left chest.
"The oily mouth is smooth, the sharp mouth is monkey's cheeks, and the whole body is tattooed. At first glance, it is not a good person. Look at the aunt's sword." Tu Qinger's temper was really hot, and she didn't give Long Jinhuan a chance to explain.
Long Jinhuan was chased and killed, and suddenly forgot that he could do martial arts, so he could only roll all over the ground to avoid it. But he still said back, "You, you, you, I can't care if you scold me and hit me, but you look at my sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, which really pissed me off. In addition, everyone is a civilized person. If you have something to say, there is no need to use a gun or a knife.
"There's so much nonsense when I'm about to die. Look, I catch you, don't pull out your dog's tongue first, and scrape you piece by piece." Tu Qinger's offensive became more fierce, and she almost stabbed Long Jinhuan several times.
Long Jinhuan saw that he couldn't stop the evil girl's attack. He rolled and crawled to the place where Feng Longer and Du Lingling took a bath, and called for help while running: "Help! Killing people! Long'er, save your life quickly, or you will become a widow.
Just running, he seemed to remember that he could also kung fu, and then suddenly realized, "I can also do martial arts!" Shit, I accidentally forgot what scared the little woman. Then you still let others chase and kill everywhere like chickens. What's wrong with him? Cao!"
Long Jinhua thought that he would know the Dragon Secret, and the armor and the treasure gun, so he stopped and turned to Tu Qinger and shouted, "Stop, listen to me. I'm the owner of this Dragon Valley. Long'er is my wife. Why can't I stay in the valley?"
Tu Qinger was angry. How could he listen to his explanation? It was all nonsense, and when he saw that the dragon mentioned Feng Longer happily, he was even more angry: "** Thieves deserve to die. Miss, you can also insult. If you don't take your life today, I swear not to be a human being." With that, he was going to cut people with a sword.
"Stinky March 8th! Don't treat my forbearance as a coward. I've also practiced it. Don't force me anymore. I think I pity Xiang Xiyu, and I never beat women, especially women I can't beat, but if you push me into a hurry, I will bite like a rabbit.
Long Jinhuan's sentence similar to "rabbit bites when the rabbit is anxious" even angered Tu Qinger. She hates this sentence the most. In her original words: We rabbits are all clever and cute, and they are vegetarian animals. How can we do something that has no lady's image? It's like how gentle and lovely I am, and I've never been anxious with anyone. , so this is a great injustice! Who will talk about it in the future? I'm in a hurry.
She has never been in a hurry with anyone, because she did it directly.
"You bite people. Your father bites people, your mother bites people, and your whole family bites people." Tu Qinger scolded while beating.
And Tu Qinger's words also touched the pain of Long Jinhuan. In addition, Tu Qinger came up indiscriminately from the beginning, and at this time, Long Jinhuan's ability of the master could not withstand the attack of the rabbit demon Tu Qinger, who was at the same level as the god of war, so she shouted.
"This is what you forced me, golden armor, Panlong broken soul gun, now!" After shouting Long Jinhuan, he had put on his golden armor all over his body, holding the Panlong broken soul gun, and the broken soul gun with streamer was accompanied by bursts of dragon chants. At this time, the momentum of Long Zhenhuan was close to Tu Qinger. It seems that Feng Longer is right. The golden armor and Panlong Broken Soul Gun are really powerful.
Tu Qinger and Hu Meier have never seen these two treasures with their own eyes. Naturally, they can't see that Long Jinhuan is predestined from the two treasures. Therefore, Tu Qinger was first shocked by the two treasures suddenly turned out by Long Jinhuan, and even felt unimaginable that the treasure emitted more than her own momentum, so she shouted, "Look. I came to see you, but I didn't expect that there were still a few more, but for the sake of your contribution of two treasures, I will leave you a whole body later.
"Let's see if you have this ability." After Long Jinhuan appeared in the golden armor and Panlong Broken Soul Gun, his whole body became extremely serious, no longer like the previous hip-hop.
Long Jinhuan thought about all kinds of ways to meet the two women before, but he didn't expect to meet in such a tense way. I don't know what kind of scene Long Jinhuan will be when he recognizes Hu Meier and Tu Qinger in the future.