Chapter 1 The Adventure of an Obscene Man
The night sky is full of stars, and the bustling streets are brightly lit. In the square where a person comes and goes, there is a 17-year-old boy, wearing a pair of sunglasses and a shabby "Zhou Yi" under his feet. He sits on a small stool and looks at his mobile phone attentively. "Love" is being staged on the big screen. Night Pu 2.
The ambiguous ** scene inside made a few pimples on the boy's face more full. He kept swallowing saliva and couldn't wait to replace the hero inside and press the beautiful woman with plump breasts on the bar. I rubbed, I rubbed, I wiped!
Here is a solemn introduction, this short and obscene boy is our male pig's foot Longxi, a sophomore in Chang'an No. 1 High School!
At this time, a young woman in crystal high heels came from the front street. The most attractive thing was her beautiful legs in black stockings, slender and straight. When he passed Longxi, he said to himself, "This little liar is really ugly. He dares to come out and lie!"
Longxi calmly turned off his mobile phone and said angrily in his heart, "Fuck you, you are three or eight. What kind of theory is this? It's not my fault to be ugly. I'm going to lie to you today, hum!"
Longxi put on an unpredictable look on his face and said lightly, "Although I don't look good, my fortune-telling skills are top-notch!"
The young black silk woman was stunned for a moment and said to herself, "Yo, this boy still has some meaning. Let's see how I can expose him!"
The young woman carefully squatted down with her legs together and smiled, "Then do you count my fortune?" I thought to myself that this boy can't figure out that Mr. Wang just gave me 50,000 yuan. Tubaozi has never seen so much money in his life! Oh, although the fat man, the stick is a little softer and the time is shorter, the money is real!
The dragon suit was pinched for a long time and said lightly, "Look at you with peach blossoms on your face, you are as beautiful as a fairy. Your fortune is related to a man. Am I right!"
The black silk young woman nodded and squatted lower. The low-neck shirt revealed a deep cleavage, which sucked all Long Xi's eyes in. The young woman whispered, "Then calculate how long will my fortune last? How's your relationship with that man?" The young woman sighed in her heart that the mistress also had the mistress's suffering. It's okay to be young now. After two years, the fat man didn't know how to pounce on the little girl and gasp again?
Long Xi smiled mysteriously and said, "It depends on your weight in this man's heart. If he pays you, pays for your heart, and takes out of your little brother, that's love for you. If you pay for money, you don't pay for your little brother, you are secretly in love. If you pay for your little brother and doesn't pay for your heart, it is to support you. There is the last one, only pay for your little brother. It's to play with you if you don't pay for it. In this way, you should be easy to judge. As for how long the fortune can be prosperous, you'd better listen to a little advice. Now you are young and beautiful, and the beauty will shed tears in the future!"
The young woman seemed to be a little excited, and her breasts kept undulating. Longxi was really worried that the shrugged white rabbit would jump out of the lace bra. The young woman completely believed in Long Xi at this moment. She blushed and whispered, "Little fairy, I feel a little pain in my chest and lower abdomen recently. Can you help me figure out what's going on?"
Longxi struggled to remove his eyes from the two snow-white hemispheres in front of him, and pretended to ask the age of the young woman. He gave birth to eight characters, pinched for a long time, and slowly said, "Is this problem serious? It's hard to say on this street? What do you think?
The young woman thought about it for a time, and it was right. How could she say it on the street about her privacy? She whispered, "I live in the Binhe community. Go to my house and talk about it!" Don't worry, I'll double the money for you!" In the young woman's heart, I'm lucky today, and I can meet a little fairy when I go home!
Longxi nodded seriously and said, "Let's talk about the price first. Those who get the way also need food, clothing, housing and transportation. If you are destined to me, just charge a thousand!" Longxi looked at the young woman nervously. Shit, wouldn't 1,000 yuan be too much? If she turned her head and left, it wouldn't be in vain!
The young woman exhaled and smiled, "The little fairy is really indifferent to fame and fortune. If you help me solve my doubts, I will double it for you. Let's go!" After saying that, the young woman stood up gently, and her two slender legs led the way in front of her!
Longxi looked at the young woman's plump and round buttocks, swallowed her saliva and followed her tightly!
Don't worry, everyone. The little fairy and the young woman must have highlights. First, let's turn back the time back to yesterday. Let's see what happened to this obscene man who can only deal with the five girls all day long. How can he hear other people's heart?
It is said that in Chang'an No. 1 High School, a sophomore classroom of high school, the obscene man Longxi poked his head out of the thick textbooks piled up on the desk, his eyes were a little red, and his whole expression was like a ** male dog! The wide-screen mobile phone on the table is playing the wonderful performance of Mr. Island Cang!
Longxi sighs in his heart. The people of the island country are good. They understand the needs of our teenagers. How many lonely nights has Mr. Cang accompanied me? How many times have I had close contact with the five-fingered girl? How many times have I sprayed off future generations on the wall? I want to practice, I want to spend the flower girl!
The bell after class rang on time. In Longxi, I listened to Jackson's music and **. A gust of wind rushed out of the classroom and went straight to the CAO field, searching for MM's figure like a hound!
Longxi's fiery eyes kept shooting at several laughing beauties on the path. Those fancy MM did not feel his enthusiastic and unrestrained eyes. She still chatted with herself, discussing so-and-so's tall and handsome, so-and-so's body is fierce, and so-and-so's endurance!
Longxi's fragile heart suddenly felt gloomy. He was not only thin and weak, but also more ordinary than Xiaobai, and his family was also average. The standard B! The only point of merit is to worship the king of kung fu - Bruce Lee! Therefore, Longxi has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and his fists and feet are not bad, but it doesn't seem to be easy to use when soaking in MM. It's possible that the girls don't agree, so they just "I~~ hit" to swing their fists!
The beginning of many stories also comes from coincidence, which can also be understood as the author's deliberate arrangement! It is said that a small and exquisite MM in a blue T-shirt finished drawing a sketch of her idol on the school's cultural wall. She was about to retire. Unfortunately, she was seen by the "one brother" principal of the school. The principal patted her on the shoulder. MM turned around, spit out her tongue mischieously, and was punished for standing for half an hour!
The active blue MM felt aggrieved at all. She raised her mouth and hummed an unknown song. Her right foot cooperated with a meal, and the two active little white rabbits on her chest trembled.
Longxi lurks in the shade of a tree like a hound and pretends to enjoy the scenery. He carefully looks at the blue MM. He is not tall, more than 1.5 meters at most. His dark hair is high with a ponytail, thin eyebrows, big eyes and thin lips, which is seriously in line with Longxi's aesthetic concept at that time!
Longxi's little pure heart began to jump. The sun in May is really poisonous. It's still so hot when it's about to go down the mountain. Shit, what should I do if I sash my beloved MM? While Longxi was still considering whether to hold a sun umbrella for MM or buy some cold drinks to pay tribute to the summer, the blue MM jumped through the back flower bed and disappeared!
Longxi was depressed at that time. He didn't even ask his name. What psychological activities were he still playing there? Damn snail, you talk too much! Sweat!) The school is so big that I don't know if I can touch it in the future. If it slows down and is signed and sealed by others, it won't be a big loss!
Longxi cursed the snail while returning to the dormitory in a daze. He saw his good friend He Xuan lying on the table and writing a book, expressing to a MM his love that was deeper than the sea and the sky, as well as his loyalty that he would not betray him if he was filled with pepper water and sat in the tiger chair!
He Xuan also made a brief introduction. Friends I know are used to calling him Lost Xuan. He has written a lot of love, but there are very few beautiful girls. If he has nothing to do, he will lie on the window sill and play frustrated, so he will get a Lost Xuan's elegant number!
Longxi felt boring, and his mind was full of blue MM. Longxi, will you accompany me to send this letter to Computer Class 2 over there? After writing, Lost Xuan asked Longxi to be a bodyguard. He was the only one who knew that Longxi had two hits!
Longxi "squeaked" and followed the listless out of the dormitory behind the lost Xuan, crossed a corridor, and came to the computer building!
Lost Xuan stood at the door and waved to a tall girl who jumped rope behind the classroom. The girl smiled and pulled another girl out. Longxi had something in his heart and didn't look carefully. When they came out, his heart began to jump again. Next to the tall girl stood, he wanted to see him again. That blue MM.
Longxi now feels that Lost Xuan is more cute than RMB, so he almost kissed him!
Lost Xuan handed the letter to the tall girl and said, "I'll wait for you at the flower platform at night" and turned around to leave.
(It has to be explained here that because Longxi's electronics major has no girls, it generally develops outwards, but boys with girls have a strong local awareness, and they are very hostile to these same sex who come to compete for resources)
Unfortunately, Lost Xuan bumped into a tall boy. Long Xi, a tall boy, was recognized by the professional boss here. He was very handsome, named Yang Kun.
Yang Kun hummed and kicked the lost Xuan directly. Longxi can tolerate others to move his brother under his eyes. His hands grasp Yang Kun's shoulders like lightning. He turned around and formed a back-to-back posture. His hands bent his waist with both hands and a beautiful over his shoulders. He threw Yang Kun, who was higher than him, out. Looking at the blue MM's O-shaped mouth, Long Xi couldn't help feeling a little Yi, the following situation made a 360 turn. The blue MM ran over quickly, took Yang Kun's hand and said, "Brother, are you all right?" Longxi's head is full of black lines, and he even has the heart to die. That's good. MM didn't catch it. He beat his brother first. Shit, why do you carry it so much?
Yang Kun shook his head, which was a little dizzy, and stood up. He couldn't see any expression on his face. He came over directly and punched hard. Long Xi's eyes were still on the angry face of the blue MM. He couldn't avoid it. He was really hit, and a trace of blood flowed out of the corners of his mouth.
Seeing this, he pulled Longxi and was about to retreat. Longxi did not move at all. He said inappropriate words on an inappropriate occasion, "Yang Kun, I dropped you, and you also punched me. It's a draw. I like your sister!"
A sneer floated from the corners of Yang Kun's mouth and said, "It's even, what are you? Unless you don't fight back and let me punch ten times?"
Lost Xuan pulled off the corner of Longxi's clothes and motioned to go quickly. Longxi shook his head gently and said to Yang Kun, "OK, it's up to you!" When the blue MM heard Longxi dialect, she couldn't help shaking her head and said, "Go quickly. I advise my brother to let you go!"
When Longxi saw the beautiful woman, his head was confused and said, "It's okay. I hit your brother recklessly for a while. It's natural for me to let him fight back!"
Yang Kun smiled evilly and said, "Since you have such backbone, I'll just punch you." After saying that, he punched Long Xi's chest. Long Xi hummed and stepped back a few steps. He looked at the blue MM who had turned around and turned his back to him. He smiled bitterly and walked to the dormitory. Lost Xuan followed silently behind him. Yes.
Back to the dormitory, Long Xi took off his clothes, looked at the bruises on his chest in the mirror, and smiled bitterly. Lost Xuan had handed over a hot towel. Long Xi took it and pressed it on the bruise. It was fucking painful! Lost Xuan whispered, "Longxi, I'm sorry for you!" Long Xi waved his hand and said, "Brother, don't say so much. I'm willing to let him fight, or I'll rely on him, hum! By the way, what's the name of the MM in blue?
Lost Xuan smiled bitterly and said, "She, her name is Yang Yingying. You can also see that she is Yang Kun's sister. She has no boyfriend for the time being. I don't know why you like her. This little cleverness is comparable to Huang Rong. Do you want to play Guo Jing?"
Longxi looked fascinated, closed her eyes and took a deep breath and said, "Yingying, what a beautiful name, as beautiful as a person. I want to chase her!"
Lost Xuan made a gesture of "supporting you" and said, "Brother, I will support you spiritually. Will you accompany me on a date at night?" Longxi smiled and said, "I'd better go home at night and not make a light bulb!"
Longxi's home is not far from the school. He left the school gate and passed through a small alley.
Longxi crossed the alley as usual and kicked an unknown object on the ground by the way. The unknown object fell to the ground after faintly flashing blue light across a parabola in the narrow alley.
The inconspicuous blue light attracted Longxi's attention. He bent down and saw a blue jade pendant, with a strange pattern on the front and a soft luster!
Longxi picked it up and put it in his pocket. At this time, a pair of young lovers came in front of him. The man hugged the petite little girl tightly. The boy's voice came from Longxi's ears and said, "I'm so handsome. Isn't it just a word of love you?" You can let her lie on my **!" Long Xi was shocked and shook his head fiercely, because he was sure that the boy did not speak!