Chapter 4 Magical Bread

Long Xi carried a broken stick and returned home along the alley. Longxi's father is very tall. Because he often does physical work on the construction site, he is very strong. He sits on the sofa, smokes cigarettes, and watches the swimsuit show on TV with relish! Long Xi was helpless along the corner of the wall and ready to slip back to the room.

"Stit, what did you go out for? I earn money for you to read. I don't ask you to go out and pretend to be a magic stick at night. If you can read it, you can read it well. If you don't read it, just like me, go to the construction site to carry cement!" Longxi's father was very dissatisfied with Longxi's current situation. He said to himself, "Damn it, I'm so tall and burly. How can I give birth to such a short and obscene guy? I don't study hard all day long. I don't know what I'm doing. Hey, I'm getting old. My wife still shouts that I can't eat at night. Men are naturally exhausted. My life!

"I didn't do anything. I usually read some fortune-telling books. I'll try it out at night. Dad, don't get angry. Son, I know what to do!" Before his father could figure out how to deal with him, Longxi slipped into his room and lay down and exhaled comfortably. Today is really exciting!

"Stimulate your sister, you little pervert, come in quickly!" The loud voice of the Golden Dragon Fairy appeared in Longxi's mind again!

"Oh, your white light last time almost scared me. Can you do it in a different way?" Longxi was very dissatisfied with the way Jinlong Xianjun suddenly appeared last time.

"Whether it's withered or not, I have a Sunflower Treasure Book here. I'll keep it for you, your sister's, why did I meet such a fool like you? The way to deceive young women is first-class, and I'm like a fool to ask you to practice your skills!" Jinlong Xianjun scolded angrily, "What's your idea? As long as your idea moves, you can come in, fool!"

"You're awesome, it's just that you haven't been blown up. Isn't it just a piece of jade? I'll wipe it!" Long Xi's mind moved, and his body had appeared in the jade space. He kicked the aura flowing on the ground with dissatisfaction and said fiercely, "The old man is not dead. If you want me to upgrade and fight monsters, you must send some equipment. Why don't you give me some levels?"

"Damn it, you think I'm Chen Tianqiao. I'll brush a paralysis ring for you, and I'll send you a dragon-killing knife to level 1,000. I'll do it. You can sit down with my legs honestly. I'll teach you a formula. It's not without equipment. It depends on your progress!" Jinlong Xianjun gave Longxi a stick and lost a honey date.

Longxi heard that the old guy really had something good. He smiled happily and sat down cross-leggedly and said, "Okay, what's the formula to listen to!"

Jinlong Xianjun read a very obscure formula and said loudly, "This is the first layer of the heart method of the anti-dragon formula. You can practice it as I say!"

Longxi repeated the formula word by word and asked curiously, "The last question, can this mental method be enlarged and thickened after practiced?"

"You don't need to worry about it. Just buy a magnifying glass, idiot!" Jinlong Xianjun said angrily, I don't know what this obscene guy is thinking. Other people's tadpoles are below, and his tadpoles are probably in his head!

Under the temptation of the golden dragon fairy, Longxi began to operate his mind, absorbing the surrounding aura little by little, and gradually felt that there was a warm current passing through the meridians of his whole body, constantly transforming his cells!

After about two hours, gradually, Longxi's body stopped absorbing aura and was saturated!

"Okay, that's all for today. I'll give you something very awesome. You have to take good care of it!" The Golden Dragon Fairy shouted loudly!

"What is it? It's better to give me a money printer or the one that prints US dollars!" Long Xi happily thought that when he had money, he would post the balance of the card when he had nothing to do. Occasionally, he made a young model to do something. By the way, he flew to South Korea to have a plastic surgery according to the appearance of a superstar Run~~~!

"Your sister, I want to go to the Pentagon to grab the money printing machine. What I gave you is a golden dragon trout that I have refined with all my life's efforts. You can refine anything according to your master's heart. Of course, it depends on your cultivation. I think that when I was at my peak, it took me a thousand years to refine a nine-turn disaster elixir, which can make mortals eat white. The sun soared, the dead ate, and immediately resurrected. Humph, isn't it better than money?" The golden dragon fairy proudly praised his baby!

Longxi looked at something like a broken pot floating in front of him? It's completely petrified. Well, this is the golden dragon trout. I really can't believe the advertisement. It's even more tricky than TV shopping!

"Cough, I used it to release the light of destruction and damage its grade. You can just use it. It's okay to refine a little elixir to prolong life, hehe!" The golden dragon fairy laughed!

Longxi was like a little girl who was wheeled by a big man. She was almost half on the ground. Looking at the broken crock in front of him, he asked feebly, "How can this be used? Do you want me to run around with it?"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you that this treasure needs to be dripping blood to recognize the Lord. If you bite your finger and drip a little blood, you will know how to use it!" The golden dragon fairy said loudly.

Long Xi gritted his teeth and said in his heart, at worst, he would let you cheat again. He bit a mouth on his middle finger in pain and dripped a drop of blood on the broken pot.

The golden dragon trout flashed a faint light, turned into a tattoo, and stuck to Longxi's arm.

Longxi returned to the room from Yupei and felt that he was extremely full of energy. He looked at his mobile phone and it was only two o'clock in the morning. After thinking about it, I decided to try the effect of the golden dragon trout. When I thought about it, the broken golden dragon trout appeared on the desk. After thinking about it, Longxi decided to use the flour in the kitchen to do the experiment and refine a loaf of bread to eat. Even if something is wrong, it won't kill anyone if he eats it, right?

Longxi carefully rubbed the flour into the shape of a bullet with a thumb, threw it into the golden dragon trout, and then lay on **. Turn on the mobile phone. Well, enjoy Mr. Cang's performance first, masturbate him, and then eat bread, hehe! Longxi watched Mr. Cang's wonderful fight attentively while thinking that the man of this island country is really useless. Such a beautiful woman is as soft as a deep-fried dough stick below. He empted the refining point of Viagra to export to the island country and make up for the men over there. Hey hey, I'm really a genius! Well, it smells so good. The bread is ready. Eat it first and then eat it. It's the same!

Longxi got up and took out a palm-sized loaf of bread from the golden dragon trout, which was yellow and emitting a seductive wheat fragrance! Longxi didn't hesitate and swallowed it. Well, it's delicious! I'll make a few more later, and I'll give it to my parents tomorrow morning!

Longxi has eaten bread and continues to lie in ** to watch Mr. Cang's performance. Well, he works so hard. His oral work is really first-class. He is so committed. While obsenating and fantasizing that he is the hero, he is struggling to masturbate!

Half an hour has passed, and there seems to be no sign of eruption. I'll try harder, I'll masturbate! Soon an hour passed, Longxi shook his already sour arm. Humph, I'll masturbate again! The clock on the mobile phone quickly jumped to six o'clock. Longxi lay in despair, and the little brother with his head held high did not show any sign of erupting. What should he do? It's about to be dawn!

Longxi thought about it for a long time, put it on three pairs of underwear, hid the hard little brother, wore a pair of winter cotton trousers, and checked it carefully before leaving it out quietly.

The owner of the love pharmacy is in a good mood today, because there was a young man who just opened the door to take care of the business!

"What's wrong with the little brother? What kind of medicine do you want to buy?" The boss's wife warmly stroked Longxi Road.

Longxi looked around like a thief. Fortunately, there was no one nearby. He spread out his right hand and said, "I want to buy some medicine for burns!"

The boss's wife looked at the large **-shaped burn in the middle of Longxi's palm with a little surprise and whispered, "How can this be like this? It's understandable for boys to reach puberty. You should also pay attention to your health. Have you masturbated more than ten times?"

Long Xi shook his head awkwardly and whispered, "To tell you the truth, I've been tossing around all night and haven't masturbated it once. I'm still uncomfortable now. Is there any medicine to extinguish the fire!"

The boss's wife looked at the bottom of Longxi with envy and secretly said that the young man was really fierce and full of firepower. Hey, the dead ghost at home couldn't climb up for a long time. She finally came up and went down in less than two minutes! After thinking about it, he said, "There is really no medicine to extinguish the fire. I'll give you some medicine for burns. You can go to the bath center and ask. Maybe they have special drugs!" After saying that, he blinked his eyes ambiguously!

Longxi took the scald medicine and quickly escaped from the pharmacy. The boss's wife's hungry wolf-like eyes were really unbearable!

The morning class has begun. The head teacher Huang Rengui is a middle-aged man in his thirties. He is thin and has a pair of eyes. The hairline on his forehead has regressed seriously. The students call him a weasel behind his back. If he has nothing to do, he will drill into the female teacher's office! Looking at Longxi's position still empty, he sighed. Hey, the students nowadays don't pay attention to the teacher.

"Report, I went to the bathroom!" Longxi stood at the door of the classroom and roared loudly, which shocked the weasel in his emotion. His small eyes revealed a trace of impatience and said, "Go back to your position quickly. When is it!" He said to himself, this boy has a fever, and he still wears cotton-padded trousers in summer!

Long Xi lay weakly on the table, took out a cotton swab and carefully applied plaster to his scalded right hand. He thought in his mind whether to go to the bath center at night to extinguish the fire. What's going on? Usually, I can't wait for the golden gun to fall, but now I hate to be immortal!