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"Salana, why isn't it called bean paste?"

"What do you mean?"

"Salana bean paste, for acne."

"Fuck you."

Zhang Yuan smiled and said, "This little foreign devil's accent is quite pure."

Wang Shu laughed on the other side of the phone, and the two talked for a while before hanging up the phone.

"Hey, Zhang Yuan, go out to play."

"What to play?"

Roommate Li Jing came back, changed into a suit, and combed his hair in the mirror.

"What are you playing? Of course, it's playing with women. It's not interesting to play anything else at this time."

"Be careful of kidney loss."

"I don't think I will lose more than you. No more, let's go."

Li Jing went to play with women in slippery clothes. It is said that he has recently lost interest in beautiful women in his country and has developed a strong interest in foreign girls.

Playing the Great Ocean Horse is a patriotic act that won glory for the country, but Zhang Yuan believes that no foreign horse potato cellar will like the scale of a fire stick!

It was destined to be a must-lose battle, but Li Jing was happy about it.

Zhang Yuan took a look at the "Hippocampus tonic Pill" and "Cep Epida Yang Liquid" next to the notebook and shook his head secretly.

Although Zhang Yuan is not a master of Xinglin now, he has a certain research on traditional Chinese medicine. He has recently read many books on traditional Chinese medicine and is preparing for the promotion of traditional Chinese medicine. He intends to write a related book.

Hima tonic pills, Epicois aphrodis aphrodisiac liquid, these are all very bullshit, far less effective than some Liuwei Dihuang pills.

Although Liuwei Dihuang Pill is not a magic medicine that can make men rise immediately, the effect of tonifying the kidney and strengthening yang is absolutely first-class and can stand the test of time.

Traditional medicine is extensive and profound, but nowadays people regard traditional Chinese medicine as a pseudoscience, regard the superficial and direct thing of Westerners as a treasure, and worship foreign countries very much.

The broad spirit of Chinese culture is comparable to that of foreign devils. If you study Chinese studies thoroughly, it may be a little exaggerated to have the ability to live a long life and be strong!

Zhang Yuan entered the group and pulled for a while, talking nonsense with the beautiful girls in the group. Suddenly, a cool breeze blew. He shivered and looked at the door. As a result, he saw a pair of tender, straight and slender legs, and his heart suddenly trembled and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Looking up, he was absolutely devilish, but why was he so familiar? Seeing his face, he was shocked: " Lulu, why did you come to the man's bed?"

Bai Lulu threw the rain on the umbrella, stared at him and threw the umbrella on the shoe rack at the door, sat down on him, crossed her legs and said, "Nonsense, can I come if you don't take the star Victoria? It stinks to death. Why does your boys' dormitory smell like this? It smells terrible.

Bai Lulu stood up and pushed the window open. Looking at the pouring rain outside, she said, "It's really evil. If it hasn't rained for two months, it won't end. It seems that you want to make up for everything that hasn't fallen in front of you, just like the old virgin who has pushed down a little widow for 30 years."

Zhang Yuan smiled. This beautiful woman speaks so fiercely. In fact, many little girls talk like this now, which makes people speechless.

Zhang Yuan glanced at Bai Lulu's enchanting and beautiful back, greedily glanced at her beautiful legs, and sighed in his heart. He could only look at it. Such a beautiful woman would never belong to a little person like him who fell into the crowd of people and could feast his eyes. It's already a great honor!

Zhang Yuan lowered his head and continued to talk nonsense. Anyway, he couldn't get it no matter how he looked at it.

Bai Lulu shivered, pulled her coat, closed the window halfway, sat back by the bed, crossed her legs and shook her little feet. The small sandals with butterflies were swinging on her delicate toes, enchanting.

Zhang Yuan glanced twice, and his heart jumped. He couldn't look at it any more. If he looked at it again, he wanted to make a mistake.

"Den, Lulu, what are you talking about Victoria? What is that?"

Bai Lulu pulled off the towel at the head of Zhang Yuan's bed, wiped the rain on her legs and feet, and said, "Nonsense, didn't you take away something in addition to taking away my little cover just now? That's the Victoria trousers of Star Language."

Zhang Yuan poohed twice when he heard the words and suddenly woke up: "Do you think it's Zhu Xingyu's trousers?"

Bai Lulu said, "How fresh it is. I still have a few roommates named Xingyu. Hurry up and bring it. She is worried about me!"

Zhang Yuan licked his lips and swallowed the saliva: "Lulu, I'm really sorry, it's all gone. I just put it by the bed and cleaned it out as garbage for Li Jing. He also took away the garbage bag when he went out on a date. Why don't you go to the garbage station to have a look."

Zhang Yuan looked at the hand towel wiping his snowy thighs and said to himself that it would be better if I were a towel. Suddenly, his heart suddenly shrank and his eyes accidentally saw something he shouldn't have seen. What a sin!

she shouted guilt in her heart, but her eyes stared at it. Bai Lulu looked up and saw Zhang Yuan staring at her skirt. Suddenly, her face turned red. She remembered that it seemed to be as thin as cicada wings. Now she took advantage of this bastard and showed it all. She was annoyed that she was angry and smashed the small slippers in her hand.

Zhang Yuan gently catches it and throws it to her casually. He said, "Due Lulu, just talk and don't do anything. If you want to find something in the garbage heap, I will accompany you to have a look. If you don't need it, just forget it. This is the men's dormitory. You'd better go quickly. I'm not responsible for misleading people to damage your reputation!

After wiping her feet, Bai Lulu wiped her shoes again. After wiping them, she threw the towel on the floor. She stood up and said viciously, "Zhang Yuan, don't force me to lose my temper. Hurry up and take out the things for me. Or you don't eat fruit. Hurry up, don't ink with me. I'm upset!"

Zhang Yuan shook his head: "Lulu, I didn't lie to you. The things are indeed gone. I can't help it if you want to lose your temper. This time is really my fault. Unfortunately, I'm a poor man and I can't buy you a new one. I'm ashamed!"

Bailu Liu's eyebrows were about to be furious. Suddenly, her mobile phone rang. She took out a pink mobile phone from her pocket and said a few words, and left happily. However, before going out, she said, "Zhang Yuan, give me things in three days, or you will be miserable. It's okay to buy a new one. I think you should be able to guess the number. If you dare to make a mistake, you can play your small machine for three days and nights, so that you can become the last chief of the inner palace in Chinese history!"

"Remember, it's only three days. Don't be careless with me then. I won't like you!"

The crisp and pleasant voice gradually faded away with the rhythmic snap, and finally disappeared. Zhang Yuan shook his head and said to himself, "Oh, it's all devil's figure. Tut-tut, it's worthy of being a school beauty and a school beauty-level beauty. Let me see if the data in my memory is correct!"