Absurd Contract: Don't be the president's puppet wife

050: hum one thing and drop one thing

"What do you mean by talking like that?" Shangguan Wanyun asked puzzledly. She had begun to be a little angry and felt that this little guy did not want to communicate with her at all. In this case, what's the point of calling this call?

"I think you want to seduce a rich man, right? I advise you to think about your identity first. Not every woman can get close to my father. You'd better save it!"

"I think you think too much. I don't have any special ideas about your father at all."

"Is that right? That's what everyone says!"

"That's just your idea. Why do you think that everyone is here to rob your father?"

"That's the truth. No woman who wants to get close to my father has a good mind, including you!"

"Please figure out the situation first," Shangguan Wanyun tried her best to suppress her emotions. In fact, she had begun to be angry. "I don't want to get close to your father!"

"Hmm, when you are exposed, you start to be wrong. Adults are really a disgusting animal. Why don't you just say what you want to do? What's the point of beating around the bush? I know very well what you want my father's phone call. I just want to post a rich man. There are so many rich people in this world. I advise you to stay away from my father!"

"Sorry, the reason why I want your home address and your father's contact information is just to chat with you closely."

What are you talking about? What can I talk to you about?"

Shangguan Wanyun took a deep breath and tried to calm down. Otherwise, she didn't even know how she should continue to communicate with this little devil. "I don't think your mentality is very good and you need to adjust. I'm willing to do door-to-door psychological counseling for you."

"No." The little guy refused Shangguan Wanyun very resolutely, almost without thinking.

"Why?" This made Shangguan Wanyun very curious. She felt that the little guy was very alert.

"How do I know what kind of person you are? I don't understand at all. How can you come to my house casually!"

"I can assure you that I'm really not a bad person."

"That's good. Don't you want to do psychological counseling? I'll come to you!"

"Are you looking for me?" Shangguan Wanyun was stunned for a moment.

"Yes, tell me your address and I'll come to you."

After thinking about it, Shangguan Wanyun felt that she was just a child. Although sometimes her tone was very similar to that of adults, after all, she was just a child and did not pose any threat to herself at all, so she did not pay much precautions. "Okay."

With that, Shangguan Wanyun told the little guy the address of her private dormitory, "Do you remember it clearly?"

"Please don't use your IQ to measure my IQ."

Hearing this, Shangguan Wanyun was almost angry. She was really a self-righteous kid. Shangguan Wanyun simply didn't know what to say!

"Miss, I hope your psychological counseling can be effective."

"Psychological counseling varies from person to person, but I believe it can bring certain effects."

"Well, I advise you not to do something uncertain. I will make it clear to you in advance. If your psychological counseling is not effective, you will be miserable!"

"Is it miserable?" Shangguan Wanyun was stunned. What does it mean that a child can actually say such a thing to himself? Can you make it clear?"

"I hope you're not playing with me, so I want to warn you in advance that if your psychological counseling is not effective and you are just playing with me, you have to pay for it. I will find someone to fix you, so I hope you don't bring some unnecessary trouble to yourself."

The phone was closed, leaving only the "dudu" echo. Shangguan Wanyun couldn't help thinking - did this little guy have no mommy for a long time? Why is he so rude that he can't even say goodbye?

Because she was on the night shift before, two days later, Shangguan Wanyun could get off work at normal time. The pedestrians on the road were bustling and happened to arrive at the time of the children's school. Shangguan Wanyun saw many mothers with children and were walking home. The mothers walked together and chatted behind, and the children were three or five. A group of people ran ahead laughing.

Sometimes when she sees these people, Shangguan Wanyun will be very envious, because she will always be alone. Sometimes Shangguan Wanyun will also look forward to the day when she will meet a good person, get married and have children, and then have her own happy children.

Back in the apartment, Shangguan Wanyun was very tired. After taking off her high heels, she felt like walking in heaven. At this time, someone rang the doorbell.

Shangguan Wanyun lay lazily on the ground and howled when she heard the sound of the doorbell, but she had no choice but to get up and open the door.

The neighbor stood at the door with an ugly face. Shangguan Wanyun was a little puzzled that he had lived here for so long and had a harmonious relationship with his neighbors.

Following the neighbor's hand, Shangguan Wanyun saw a little boy. He was also looking at himself and trying to get rid of the neighbor's big hand on his shoulder. The neighbor said in an unhappy tone, "Well, you finally came back after waiting for so long!"

Shangguan Wanyun was said that the second monk couldn't figure it out, "Wait for me?"

"Yes, this little boy is looking for you..."

"I told you!" The tiger-headed little boy struggled to break free from his neighbor's "magic claws" and "Don't call me a little boy."

This voice and tone made Shangguan Wanyun feel a little familiar. She thought about it, ah! Is it the little guy with a bad tone who came?

"Don't care what my name is!" The neighbor shouted angrily at the little boy, and then turned around and looked at Shangguan Wanyun with a gloomy face, "He came to see you. I saw that he was waiting for him at the door and asked him to wait for you at my house. After waiting for so long, you finally came."

"I'm really sorry to bother you." Shangguan Wanyun said shyly. Taking advantage of this time, the little boy had got into his room, and Shangguan Wanyun smiled helplessly and awkwardly.

"There is no trouble, but he broke my two potted plants that have been raised for many years, as well as a mirror and a set of porcelain dolls."

Shangguan Wanyun suddenly became speechless and couldn't speak for a long time. Seeing that the neighbor was not ready to leave before waiting for a reply, Shangguan Wanyun rubbed his palm helplessly, "Okay...Okay, I know. I'll compensate you as soon as possible."

This is fate. Those who want to be together are destined to be together after all...

It was just a pamphlet printed by the volunteer service, and it was just sent casually on the street, so it was casually taken back by Hou Yunhai's nanny, and then opened by Hou Xiaoming casually, making him feel interested casually, and ended up making a casual phone call.

However, there is no mother-child reunion, and it looks like Shangguan Wanyun's debt collector is coming.

Close the door, Shangguan Wanyun saw that Xiaoming was rummaging through things everywhere, trying to find something interesting to relieve her boredom, and the house suddenly became messy.

She shook her head helplessly and followed Xiaoming to pack up the mess that had been turned over by him.

After finding a comic and returning contentedly, Xiaoming saw Shangguan Wanyun, "What did you do? Let me wait for so long!"

Shangguan Wanyun was stunned. This little guy spoke rudely. At least here he is the host and he is a guest. Shouldn't he be a little polite?

"How do I know when you will come?" Anyway, thinking that it is not a live recording program now, and no one hears what he said, Shangguan Wanyun said unscrupulously.

"Humph, didn't you say you wanted to give me psychological counseling? Is that the attitude?" Hou Xiaoming shouted at her very forcefully.

"What does this have to do with psychological counseling!" Shangguan Wanyun is not weak at all.

"Look at what time it is now. What are you doing? What are you going to do with those things?" Even if he can't say Shangguan Wanyun, Hou Xiaoming can find 11 million reasons to find Shangguan Wanyun's fault.

"What am I doing? Pack up the things you made everywhere!"

"Isn't that kind of thing can be done at any time? What time is it now? Why don't you get something to eat? I'm hungry."

"Are you hungry?"

"Yes, I'm starving to death!"

This is Shangguan Wanyun's weakness. She is always cruel to children, especially when the other party says that she is hungry or sick, she will not hesitate to forget the past and continue to serve them.

Then Xiaoming ran to find Shangguan Wanyun. The most important thing was that Shangguan Wanyun was easy to bully!

Other than that, let's say that the last time I connected to her by phone program, her attitude was obviously so weak. She tried several times to violate and suppress her bottom limit, and all of them succeeded, and she didn't have the consciousness of fighting back at all!

"Is it okay to eat fast food?"

"What! At least I'm a guest, okay? Do you usually give fast food to guests? It's a little too casual!"

Shangguan Wanyun is very helpless. She is obviously very tired after working all day. She can make anything, even if it's just biscuits or instant noodles, as long as she can fill her stomach.

How many single women who have been tired all day can think of cooking?

However, since Hou Xiaoming said so, Shangguan Wanyun thought about it and seemed to be a little too casual. Thinking of this, she sighed and got up to prepare food.

The sound in the kitchen sounded, and then Xiaoming glanced inside curiously. He happened to look at Shangguan Wanyun. He immediately turned his head shyly and said, "If you don't cook well, look back and see what I'm doing!"

Shangguan Wanyun shook her head helplessly, "How can I know I'm looking at you if you don't see me? Then what do you think I am for?"

"Of course, it's to monitor whether you have cut corners in cooking!"

"Humph," Shangguan Wanyun couldn't help laughing, "I don't ask. Everyone's heart is very clear."

Later, Xiaoming wanted to talk back, but he didn't know what to say for a moment. He was actually angry about such a small thing, and he was so angry that he kept pouted.

Several simple home-cooked dishes were prepared, and Shangguan Wanyun brought the food up and handed it to the baby.

I just took a bite and put it in my mouth, and then Xiaoming immediately spit it out and spit it directly on the table without mercy.

"What's wrong?" Shangguan Wanyun ate it. It's normal.

"I'm curious about how you made such a bad thing! It's really the best. Ordinary people can't make it so bad!"

Shangguan Wanyun looked at Hou Xiaoming with dissatisfaction. To be honest, Shangguan Wanyun can't cook. Sometimes she is also curious about this question. Will she cook before she loses her memory? Is it possible that you actually cook delicious food before you lose your memory?

However, Shangguan Wanyun is not picky about food. The food provided in the volunteer service station is even worse - it is a volunteer organization that has no entry. Of course, the funds are not enough, so you can save money in terms of eating and drinking.

In this way, in contrast, Shangguan Wanyun's food is much better!

However, Hou Xiaoming was still very dissatisfied and made a lot of noise. Shangguan Wanyun was still coaxing him at the beginning, and in the end, he was simply not in the mood.

Think about it, I'm also a person who has been tired from work all day. In the end, I have to go around this little ghost. Thinking of this, Shangguan Wanyun was unhappy for a while and simply ignored it.

"Hey, what's your attitude?" Hou Xiaoming knocked on the table with his chopsticks and looked at Shangguan Wanyun with dissatisfaction.

Shangguan Wanyun was not in a hurry to pay attention to him. After slowly chewing the food in her mouth, she raised her head and looked at him, "What kind of attitude is it? Do you want to eat it or not?"

The two were stubborn for a while. Shangguan Wanyun originally thought that Hou Xiaoming would be like other children. Because she was so hungry, she began to eat everything.

But Hou Xiaoming didn't. He was too stubborn. Although his stomach was so hungry, he still insisted on not eating the bad food made by Shangguan Wanyun without eating a bite!

"Uh-huh," Shangguan Wanyun ate the last mouthful of rice, "That's good. You're really ambitious!"

"It's not like you, you can eat anything, like this kind of ugly and tasteless food, how can you eat it!"

"Oh, if one day you are about to starve to death, do you choose to eat or continue to starve?"

"I'd rather be hungry than eat!"

After dinner, Shangguan Wanyun slowly cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks. After seeing her bored, Xiaoming did not ask about the matter between herself and her father, and simply followed her inside and outside. "Didn't you say you wanted to do psychological counseling for me? Why not do it? Why don't you do it?"

Shangguan Wanyun smiled secretly. This move is called aggressiveness. The more you think about it, the more I will ignore you. In this case, it depends on what you do!

Poor Hou Xiaoming thought he was talented, but he didn't expect to be fooled by Shangguan Wanyun, who he thought was easy to bully.

"Okay," he cut the fruit and put it on the plate. Shangguan Wanyun brought it in, "I just had dinner. Let's eat some fruit!" Hou Xiaoming couldn't stand it anymore, "You've been too much!"

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