Chapter 50 Princess Chun'an
If it hadn't left home, Wu Wending, who gnawed the earthworm, and Xu Huaian, the makeup artist, at home and left without saying goodbye. Wang Shouren really didn't want to go back to that house - the owner left and the guests were at home. After all, that's not the case! Xu Huai'an, in particular, came all the way to the capital to stay. This closed door was too overwhelmed!
Su Wuniang didn't know what to keep him, and she couldn't let him live in the night palace, so she said, "Oh, this is really not a residence! You go!"
"I will come often in the future!" After saying that, Wang Shouren felt that such an ordinary sentence and said it here, why did it sound so awkward?
"Don't worry, it's better to come here less for your future! If there is anything, or any news, I will come to you!"
"News?"
"Yes, didn't I tell you? This Nightless Palace is the distribution center of mass media! Look at the two people in the Accord downstairs. They often come here and never chat. They only listen to them... Look at those two, they are talking passionately... And here are the scholars who come to Beijing to take the exam. They are relatively close and are talking about who is the appointed student of which official in the court..."
"It seems that I heard that little..."
"Also, two distinguished guests are coming today! These two are not ordinary people. Let me ask you who is the biggest now?!"
"Of course it's the emperor!"
"But the emperor has to be respectful when he sees these two... Forget it, I won't go around with you. The person who is coming today is Princess Chun'an and the emperor's son-in-law! The emperor's aunt and uncle!"
"What?! Princess... son-in-law... come to the brothel?!"
"What's wrong with the brothel?! The culture of brothel is also the culture of scholars..."
"Okey, you know that's not what I mean. I mean, Princess Chun'an's son-in-law is now in charge of the patriarchal palace, and the size is also an official. The court explicitly prohibits it, and officials are prohibited from whoring..."
"What... You can look around, which one is not regular... Every time the princess and her son-in-law come, they wear a tour in micro clothes. The princess dresses up as a man, and the two of them sing poems and compose music, and the joy is endless! Besides, the princess and her son-in-law have no dispute with the world, and there are not many things about the patriarch's mansion - except for the cancellation, Zhu Jianshen and Zhu Houzhao are also a single biography of three generations. How can there be so many imperial relatives entering the patriarch's mansion!"
"It makes sense, not to mention that no one dares to touch these two super VIPs today! Otherwise, it's really uncomfortable to look at the right eye - idle!"
"This son-in-law's poems are very good, especially in our comfortable and relaxed environment, which brings him continuous creative inspiration. Every time he writes poems on the spot, composes songs, and lets the girls in this building play and sing..."
"Listen to what you said, I really want to get to know them. In the future, when the imperial court meets blood, I can also ask for some help. Even if I send a Band-Aid, it's better than nothing!"
"That's right, but..."
"But what?!"
"You'd better change your identity to meet them!"
"Why?!"
"After all, this is a brothel! It's informal, it's also after you get familiar with it!"
"That's right, so in what capacity is the best for me to go out?"
"Hmm... Among the idle people in this night palace, in addition to the bodyguard, he is the man of the woodshed!"
"Then let's do it!"
"How can I get close to them?"
"As for how to get close, I have a way! I remember that there was a buddy in the university dormitory and met a sister queuing up. There were all kinds of similar things like this, and she didn't even look at it. So the buddy put his painstakingly** and lined up behind her. He accidentally dropped one book. He bent down, clumbled, and dropped another one. The senior sister in front of him helped him pick it up. After all, it fell on his feet, and it was inconvenient for him to pick it up. At this time, the buddy's phone call came, and he put down the book. He said 'help me take a look' and answered the phone. The schoolgirl waited left and right. Half an hour later, someone came. Dude, it was a polite meal. Thank you for a long time, and finally thank you to the restaurant!" Wang Shouren recalled these and was like a different world - it's really a different world!
"Oh......... Got it..."
"Oh........ That's it..."
In a while, Princess Chun'an and her son-in-law came. Maybe when she was a little old, the princess couldn't stand the "wind knife, frost and sword" and gave a slight blessing, but she was still a little free and unrestrained. Although she was wearing men's clothing, she could see that she was a woman at a glance - in fact, except for herself, she could see that she was a woman!
Su Wu Niang swayed enchantingly. It was natural to twist it, but since Wang Shouren came, she felt unnatural all over: "Princess, Lord Wu Niang guessed that you must come here today!"
"Tell me, how did you guess what?" The princess asked.
Su Wuniang clapped her hands and let people come to serve them, and said with a smile, "Because I have finished reading the poems of the new works taken by the emperor's son-in-law last time. The emperor's son-in-law's favorite thing is nothing more than princess and poetry! The son-in-law has read a lot of books, and no one can recite them. Only the new poems that have just been released have not been read. What else is there that the son-in-law has not read? So, Wu Niang thinks that her son-in-law will definitely come after reading it!"
"Haha, Wu Niang's mouth is really dead and alive!" The princess nodded to her. The son-in-law has been so happy that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time. His two major hobbies in this life were indeed right by Wu Niang, but the position was reversed one after another.
The emperor's son-in-law had already seen a set of words hanging in the Accord. The more he admired it, the more he felt. The poem was simply amazing. If he continued reading, the emperor's son-in-law actually stood up and shouted, "Wu Niang, which scholar's work is this poem?"
The poem that the son-in-law read is:
When you ask the name of the mountain at a good place, the scenery is faintly over the eye.
The fog suddenly fluctuated, and the sunset was clear.
In the evening, I fell into the rock temple and quietly loved the sound of rain in the maple forest.
At night, I put on my clothes and sat up, and I couldn't help but shine on the wind and the moon.
"Oh, son-in-law, this man is not worth the premise in front of you. Just a firewood man, in addition to churring firewood, he writes and recites poems by himself!" Su Wuniang looked at the emperor's son-in-law and continued to say, "This group is also pitiful. He was originally a son who came to Beijing to take the exam, but his father was seriously ill. He refused to leave his father at home alone, so he had to rush all the way to the capital with his father. When he arrived in the capital, he was penniless. When I saw that he was pitiful, I let them live with them live. When he arrived at the woodshed, this group of husbands were reluctant to eat, wear and wear, all to their father. The old father said, 'My son can't make you suffer. It's cold. Take your clothes and put them on!' The man picked up the bucket, splashed, poured all the water on himself, and said, "Dad, my son is strong. You see, I can't stand the heat. It's only pleasure to take a shower!"
Before Su Wu Niang talked about it, she saw that Princess Chun'an had cried badly. She asked with a runny nose and tears, "What about him? Let him come here and let me see..." Su Wu Niang waved her hand and asked Wang Shouren to come out.
Master Ma came out from the lines of the poem with satisfaction. He was really nothing in his heart and was not disturbed at all. When he saw the princess, he was very puzzled, but when he heard Su Wu Niang's next words, he generally understood: "This young man said that if someone reads this word and feels good, he will reward a few silver. The grace of dripping water will definitely be rewarded in the future!"
After listening to this, Princess Chun'an hurriedly took out all the places where she could put money up and down, and then came to search for the son-in-law. She took out all the valuables and wrapped them with a handkerchief.
Wang Shouren came out with a head of ashes - he was indeed a fellow!
Wang Shouren bowed: "Princess, son-in-law! You are the lifesavers of Bo'an! Please be worshipped by the villain!"
The son-in-law quickly came to help Wang Shouren and said, "Your word is unrestrained and elegant. This poem is far-reaching, and the combination of form and spirit is in the realm of transformation! You are by no means idle! Do you have any research on Zen?
"I understand..."
Next, if it is made into a film, you have to use fast-forward:
The two talked all afternoon, and they still talked about sex until dark. They simply ate dinner together, and the two talked at night until Geng Geng Xinghe wanted to dawn...
Sending off the princess and her son-in-law, Su Wuniang yawned and asked, "Are you going home?"
Wang Shouren shook his head: "Oh, I'm afraid I'll stay in your wood room for a while!" How did you make up my life? How did this princess put all the baby down..."
Seeing Su Wuniang's strange expression, Wang Shouren shouted, "No... I said you... At least that's my father..."