Chapter 55 Walking with a Song

In the 21st century, every time I travel, I always stuff it into my travel bag, such as cameras, mobile phones, solar chargers, toiletries, maps, kettles, medicines...

In addition, Xie Tian also has a "unique weapon" that ordinary people don't tell! ( The author will tell you later!) However, in the Ming Dynasty 500 years ago, don't count on it.

When Wang Shouren heard the family shouting that Li Mengyang had arrived at home, he happily picked up two packages, one carrying them on his back, and the other handing them to Gao Daquan. He gave an order: Let's go!

Li Mengyang, who came towards him, was so strange. He turned back mysteriously, pointed to the door and said, "In the early morning, how can there be a girl who is turning around at your door..."

"It must be her!" Wang Shouren doesn't have to guess! He ran out angrily and saw that it was Su Wu Niang. He said angrily, "Hey, didn't you agree not to follow me?"

Su Wuniang pouted: "Humph, who said I followed you!" Are you only allowed to go this way?

"That's good! If anything happens on the way, don't ask me for help. Let's go!" Wang Shouren greeted Gao Daquan and Li Mengyang, and the three of them took the horse, "Drive!" With a sound, I have run far away!

"Hey, wait for me!" Su Wuniang shouted and hurriedly got on the horse. Seeing that the three people in front of her were gone, she had to rush to the gate alone! She thought hatefully, "I don't believe that Wang Shouren won't eat or drink all the way!" Even if I'm tired, I will catch up with you!"

Wang Shouren and three people calculated while running: about 3,000 miles from the capital to Xi'an. According to the speed of their horse riding, even if they don't eat or drink, it will take six days and six nights even if they travel 500 miles a day. Wang Shouren sighed and felt that it would be a big loss to go back with Li Mengyang - if he had the help of Yueyue's thousand-mile horse, he would have arrived in three days, and he could visit several scenic spots on the road.

"The emperor didn't say when you would arrive! What are you worried about? I'm tired. Let's go to the roadside inn in front and have a cup of tea!" Li Mengyang's work was so hard that he was so unsatisfactory that he only ran for more than two hours, and he couldn't stand it!

"The emperor didn't say anything, but if the delay is too ridiculous, it's disrespectful to the emperor! Besides, Yang Yiqing, who has never met, doesn't know what to think of me! If Li Ge said another few more 'beautiful words' to me in the letter, I'm afraid I won't return it!" Wang Shouren looked at the scorching sun above his head - although it was spring, but the clear sky was dazzling and the sun was poisonous. "Good, wait for that person here!"

Gao Daquan asked puzzledly, "Who is the young master waiting for?"

Li Mengyang smiled and said, "Hey, who else can you wait for?" The girl at the door!"

Wang Shouren shook his head helplessly: "If she goes back knowingly, it's the best. If she insists on following, she can't leave her on the road!"

Although Gao Daquan is dedicated to protecting Zhu Yunyu, the last thing he wants is to see another woman around Wang Shouren, but when he thinks that she is alone on the road, it is really worrying, so he said, "What the young master said!"

Li Mengyang asked sideways, "Why did that girl follow you?"

This stopped Wang Shouren, and he had to find an excuse to prevaricate: "She was dedicated to opening a Longmen Inn on the northwest border. She happened to meet me, so she stared at me!"

Li Mengyang nodded, asked Xiao Er for a pot of tea, and asked, "What's the girl's name?"

"Su Wu Niang!" Wang Shouren blurted out and looked at Li Mengyang puzzledly: "Well, why are you asking this?"

Li Mengyang smiled awkwardly: "My fair lady, you are so gentleman! What's wrong with me asking for a name?"

As she spoke, she "drive" and "drive" in the distance, and a speeding horse came straight to her face - the person on the horse was Su Wuniang. What's more outrageous is that she still went out in women's clothes, and now she is wearing a man's clothing.

"Hmm, it's not that easy to get rid of me!" Su Wuniang turned over and got off her horse, gave the reins to the clerk in the store, sat down at the table, picked up Wang Shouren's cup of tea and drank it: "Oh, my God, I'm burned to death! It's so hot, can't you squeak?!"

"I haven't had time to drink this tea yet! Are you unreasonable?" Wang Shouren couldn't laugh or cry.

"No!" Su Wuniang was still full of anger.

"Oh, forget it!" Wang Shouren poured another cup and ignored Su Wu Niang. He was completely strangers.

"Hey, you really won't let me go with you?" Su Wuniang had to compromise.

Wang Shouren finally looked at her and pretended to be annoyed: "It's okay for us three big men to meet a money robber. If the money is taken away, people will be fine; if you follow her, it's not just as simple as robbing money!"

"That's why I thought of women dressing up as men! Don't you think...like a man?" Su Wuniang hurriedly took out a pocket from her bag, took out a fake beard from her pocket, and stained it on her mouth: "What about this? Isn't it like this?"

Gao Daquan and Li Mengyang were amused. Li Mengyang pointed to Su Wuniang and said, "I'll let Miss Su follow!" Let's have fun on the road!"

Wang Shouren thought to himself, you Li Mengyang, a forgetful guy! Looking at Su Wuniang, Wang Shouren asked, "Where did you change this dress?" Shouldn't it be changed back to... the inn?" Wang Shouren originally wanted to say "back to the night palace", but considering the psychological endurance of ancient people, especially the more old-fashioned ancient people, he deliberately said it as an "inn".

"How far it is to go back...night... How far it is to go back to the inn? Besides, I have sold the inn to Wang Ma at a low price. Although she insisted on operating it for me, I still got a lot of money, enough to go to Shaanxi-Ganning and open several chain stores!" Su Wuniang painted her grand blueprint.

"Then your clothes..."

"I changed it in the grass by the roadside!"

Wang Shouren was really defeated by Su Wu Niang's revolutionary realism!

Li Mengyang quickly reconciled the scene: "Well, well, it's safe to come. With Miss Su to amuse, it's endless fun all the way!"

Wang Shouren has always been un condoning people who have changed this position too quickly: "I said Brother Xianji, did you two collude outside the door this morning? Why did you pound your elbow on her side? He noticed Su Wu Niang's heavy bag again and asked, "What's in your bag?" Do you bring such a big bag on such a long way?

"A lot? I've been streamlined enough. I only brought two things - one is gold and the other is silver! Hey hey!" Su Wu Niang lowered her voice and said.

Wang Shouren also put his mouth to Su Wu Niang's mouth: "Well, with your bag, the possibility of our short circuit is 100%!" With that, he also put his hand across his neck and made a "kake".

"Well... I've brought it, and I can't throw it away!"

"Are you also shouting in modern times? Take a bank card with you when you go out?" Wang Shouren asked angrily.

Su Wuniang was not happy: "How can I open an inn without rice? After a while, everyone will take it separately. We are also four big men! Okay, okay, don't talk about me anymore. I've always been very careful, but you suddenly had to leave. I didn't have time to plan carefully... What's in your bag? Let me see!"

With that, Su Wuniang came to rob Wang Shouren's package and was stopped by Wang Shouren: "Don't turn over this man's things casually, okay?"

"Why are you so nervous?"

"Oh, I was afraid of the well rope once I was bitten by a snake for ten years! At that time, I was turned out of a few condoms by Jiang Beier and almost broke up with me!"

"Yes, women wear condoms, that's to prevent it from having to... Of course, you, a big man, have a problem with condoms!"

"Another one who has no travel knowledge!"

"You..."

"I ask you, what is the function of condoms?"

"Of course it's contraception!"

"You women... No, it should be said that why you two women are so elm: First, condoms can be used to save lives - when you can't swim, you can blow up the condom, put them in the legs of your trousers, tie them up and put them around your neck; Second, it can protect electronic devices such as mobile phones and cameras from water, even if they are shot underwater. There is no problem, especially the solar charger, which is put in a condom and still charge it; Third, it is used to hold water, three or five condoms are hung on the tree and prick a few eyes, which is a natural lotus fog spray head; Fourth, it can be used as a hemostatic bandage, and when you are bored, you can also make a slingshot to hit birds... It works too much!" Wang Shouren broke his fingers and listed them one by one, and Su Wu Niang listened to it.

"Wow, the knowledge of condoms is so profound!"

"Yes, learn it for use! Touch the class bypass, draw inferences!"

"Fuck you, you probably did a lot of this at that time..."

Li Mengyang and Gao Daquan, who sat next to him drinking tea, don't understand what these two people are talking about? Look at them. I look at you. Li Mengyang finally couldn't help saying, "What is the condom you two are talking about?"

Wang Shouren and Su Wuniang smiled: "Well, it's difficult to say. It can bend and stretch, big or small, long or short, and get the essence of heaven and earth..."

Unexpectedly, Gao Daquan, who had always been dull, smiled mysteriously: "Oh, I know... I can't say it, I can't say it!"

Wang Shouren is puzzled, what do you know... Oh...

"You crooked brain, where do you think!" Wang Shouren picked up the package and hit it in the face!

Four people finished drinking tea, settled the bill, and continued to move on!

Not to mention, since Su Wuniang joined the team, it has been a lot lively, and this run is also exciting, especially Li Mengyang, who is like an adolescent donkey, with endless energy!

Every time the scenery is beautiful, Li Mengyang recited poems to cheer him up. When he saw Liu Xu, he immediately said, "He was covered first because of the summer, and Liu Wei is getting rid of the cold." Wang Shouren shouted, "Good poems and good poems are not only interesting, but also freehand! Brothers also come to make up a sentence: spitting peaches through the water, and the wind along the stream warms the medicine for the first time!"

Su Wu Niang clapped her hands and said, "'Sure enough, it's better to read thousands of books than to travel thousands of miles'. In Wu Niang's opinion, poetry comes from the road!" She can only taste poetry and can't help making up, so she said, "Let me sing a song..."

Four people are drifting away, full of laughter and happiness all the way...