Extra Chapter Dawn's Morning
(Haha, I originally said I would take a break today, but I couldn't help uploading a chapter to feel natural. Of course, today's chapter is purely a spoof, and then I will tell you about the advance investigation. I hope you can be a little cautious while scoring. After all, it is related to the theme selection of the next book. Please, everyone.)
An ordinary day, there is no dazzling sunshine and no comfortable air. Some are just hazy light rain accompanied by a little cold wind.
In Yuren Village, in the highest tower.
"Lord Evil God, bless me to be in a good mood today..." In a room organized by Xiao, there was another sound of prayer day after day...
"Bang!" With a crisp sound, then the sound of Fei Duan sounded: "Hey! You can disrespect me, but you can't disrespect my faith! This is the 154th time you hit me in the face with slippers!"
"Then give it to me like the previous one hundred and fifty-three times, shut up!" The sound came out, and at the same time, the tower where Xiao was located shook gently...
"Ah la la... It's this time again!" An inconspicuous room in the corner suddenly opened the door, and a head appeared, wearing a whirlpool mask and slightly hazy eyes.
"When I come here every morning, it becomes a free alarm clock... Ha... I owe it." Then his head shrank back again.
"..." The red sand scorpion was making a new puppet. When it was about to connect the joints of the arm, the ground suddenly trembled, and the hammer was a little strong, and the arm was broken.
"The bastard! Be quiet! Don't disturb my art!!! You should all be made into puppets!" The red sand scorpion opened the window and shouted. Although he knew that it didn't work, it could at least be a psychological comfort.
But...
"It's absolutely impossible to go on like this." Changmen rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"I have to change the room. Those two guys are simply unreasonable... Xiaonan, how about separating the corners from Fei Duan?"
"That's good, but..." Xiaonan yawned.
"Can't this also serve as an alarm clock?"
In a word, what Xiaonan thinks now is the same as what A Fei thinks.
"Wow... Whoo... Brother Scorpion, your art... The concept... No..." While talking in his sleep, Didara, who was snoring, didn't notice anything. He turned over and continued to sleep.
Seeing this situation, the scorpion is really a little envious.
As the saying goes, I can't wake up in the first 30 years, and I can't sleep in the next 30 years...
As for the task of weasel and ghost mackerel, otherwise the ghost mackerel will definitely rush into the corner room, although the consequences are generally how to get in and how to get out...
I will never be in the organization at the moment, and I will not express my opinion for the time being...
Breakfast time.
Everyone sat around the table one after another. Because it was a hot day, everyone put their work clothes in their rooms. Only Payne sat in the middle abruptly in the robe with red clouds and black background.
A crackling sound. A plate was directly smashed by the corners.
"Grass!" The angry horns spoke. At the same time, a mask behind him silently cracked a crack.
"Who made breakfast today?"
"I." The scorpion raised his hand.
"..." Everyone looked at the delicious food again, but no one dared to move the chopsticks.
Except for the scorpion itself.
"Zero, I've had enough of it. I absolutely can't take turns to cook. I have a strong opinion on this..."
"Hey! Do you look down on the food I made? I didn't poison it!" The scorpion patted the table and stood up.
"Don't you know that you are a taste idiot?" Jiaodu handed a bowl of soup to Fei Duan. Fei Duan, you can try it. Even if it's poisonous, you won't have anything wrong..."
E....
Looking at everyone's eyes, Fei Duan reluctantly took the bowl, and then wiped his neck and poured it down...
"Water! Water! I'm so salty..." The bowl of soup fell directly on the ground, and the blue-faced flying section rushed into the kitchen at a flying speed to find water...
"Zero." The horns looked at Payne again.
"Absolutely prohibit scorpion from entering the kitchen!"
"Eh..." Payne didn't expect to be so lethal. Psychologically, he was secretly glad that he didn't move his chopsticks first.
"scorpion, how much salt did you put in the dish?"
Salt? Isn't that sugar?" The scorpion is drinking another bowl of soup.
"I remember putting six spoonfuls of sugar..."
Six spoons...
Hearing this unfulfilling words, everyone suddenly had an impulse to remove the scorpion into eight pieces, but after looking at his body, there was no impulse.
Because even if it is impulsive, the scorpion will not die, resentment...
"scorpion, you don't have to prepare food from tomorrow." Payne said to the scorpion.
"And, zero, tomorrow is Didara..." Jiao took out a small notebook and reminded him.
"Eh..." Several people suddenly remembered that a few days ago, when Fei Duan first moved his chopsticks, there was a sudden explosion in his stomach...
Although it is only the flying section that is blown up, not everyone can die, can't they?
"Ye-huh." Payne nodded. The green jade combination doesn't need to prepare any more food. At the same time, it's better not to even enter the kitchen. Of course, the second half of the sentence is supplemented by the corners.
"If you don't go, you won't go... I just don't have time to study my art..." Didara curled his lips.
"Isn't it just that I accidentally dropped some clay crumbs into the rice last time? As for... A group of people who are afraid of death still have to learn from others and look at their noble virtues..."
"You two bastards, sooner or later, I will sacrifice you alive..." In the kitchen, Fei Duan's voice came out with hatred.
In the morning, the meal ended in the takeaway in Jiaodu.
"Jidu, Jiaodu..." Jiaodu was just about to go out for fresh air, but Didara ran over. Jiaodu, you forgot, yesterday you said that there is something that can increase the effect of art..." Didara looked fanatical. Artists are all like this, right?
"It's also right." The horns patted their heads and took out a scroll at the same time. This thing was accidentally found by me in the mining country on my last mission. It seems to cause a strong explosion. Although it has not been used, it is extremely dangerous. If it is touched empty-handed, it is easy to cause some damage, so it is kept like this.
After handing it to Didara, Jiao Du continued: "If you want to experiment, you'd better go farther away... Well, Caoren Village is good..."
As soon as the voice fell, Didara rolled up the scroll, got out a bird with clay, and rode the bird to the direction of Caoren Village...
An hour later, Jiaodu looked at a mushroom cloud in Caoren Village, shook his head and walked into the room...