Chapter 74 Second Brother Ma Ma Di

In the wilderness, a 50-year-old mage with two apprentices is driving two zombies through the dense forest under the moonlight.

Looking at the master who was picking his nose and digging his earwax, beside him a handsome little apprentice, he asked with a smile, "Master! Uncle sent you a letter saying that he had become a real person, so should we go to congratulate him? If we go, what kind of gift should we buy?

The mage listened, stared at the laughing apprentice, and scolded, "Damn, I'm not a real person. Why are you so happy? Do you want to change jobs? Gifts are also given! I'm afraid he can't stand it!" After saying this, the mage took out a kettle and poured it into his mouth from the satte bag carried by the apprentice, and then rinsed his mouth before drinking his stomach.

After putting the kettle back to his apprentice, the mage looked at the two unbearable apprentices and scolded, "What are you looking at! I'm afraid that I have tuberculosis!"

After watching the two apprentices lower their heads, the mage picked up his teeth in his mouth with the hand that had just buckled his nose and scolded him, "Qianji's nose has been unpleasant to me since I was a child. No matter what I do, he has to point fingers. I don't know if I'm a senior or him. Now it's better to become a real person. It's amazing to send me a biography and want to laugh at me! Bah, remember that when people go high and water flows low, we need to draw a clear line with him, and you don't mention him in the future.

Listening to the mage's words, another disciple said, "Master, since we are that low water, let's not go. Anyway, you don't come with your uncle. It's good not to go. Otherwise, when you quarrel, uncle will see that you are disappointing and should scold you again."

"What are you talking about? I'm not fighting!" Hearing this, the mage was furious, hit the two apprentices on the heads, and then defended himself, "He disciplined me! I think he dares. I used to let him out for the sake of my brother, otherwise do you think I would be afraid of him?

"It's strange not to be afraid!" The two apprentices looked at each other and whispered in a low voice.

The mage looked at the disbelief of the apprentice beside him, sat on the ground angrily and said, "Well, I'm tired now. I'll send these two zombies here today. I'm going to sleep here. When you come back at dawn, come back to me."

Listening to the mage's words, the two apprentices couldn't help saying in surprise, "Master, are you serious? We can't. You'd better come with us."

The mage lay on the ground and said with his eyes closed, "No, otherwise your pocket money will be gone this month."

Looking at the mage's appearance, the little apprentice said, "No! Master, we are inexperienced! If something goes wrong, we,"

As soon as the mage heard the excuse of the apprentice, he suddenly sat up from the ground and roared, "What are you? Hit me! Why don't you go? It's ruined. I've skinned you."

In this way, in the roar of the mage, the two apprentices slowly swallowed away with a zombie.

The next morning, Qin Hui, who was lying in bed, was woken up by Wu Zitong, who was in a hurry like the wind. "Brother Qin, we caught a zombie last night. This zombie was driven by a little mage. I took him down without hesitation. Now our experiment can start."

Qin Hui, who was woken up, looked at Wu Zitong with an excited face and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything else?"

Wu Zitong was stunned for a moment, and then said, "No more."

Qin Hui nodded to Wu Zitong, then pointed to the gate and shouted, "If you don't have it, go out!" There is no need to tell me about such a small thing so early! You are with me! If you always do this, can we still be partners in the future?

Wu Zitong, who was scolded by Qin Hui, walked out of the room depressedly, and then thought fiercely, "You are great if you have money!" If it weren't for your support for my funds, the ghost would have wanted to talk to you. Return partner! When I study the elixir of immortality, I will see who is richer, and then I can kill you with money.

With the conversation between the two, the mage's roar was also remembered in the dense forest at this time, "What! You lost Master Lai's body! Boss! We ate this bowl of rice. Since you lost the body, why did you come back? Go find it!"

Listening to the mage's words, the little apprentice who knelt on the ground and said with a self-reproach, "Master, I've found it, but I haven't!" I was driving the body yesterday, but I was hit on the head by a wooden stick. When I woke up, I found that the body was missing. I looked everywhere, but there was nothing at all!"

The mage listened to the apprentice's words and pointed at him angrily. After a long time, he gasped and said, "You! There is no such vigilance, and you dare to learn to drive away corpses! It's really useless! We have a lot of taboos in this industry. The body is touched by outsiders, and it is easy to cheat the body.

Seeing that the master was really angry, the apprentice helped him say good words, "Master, don't blame Yahao. It's the first time he drove the corpse, just take it as a lesson for him."

The mage waved his hand and said, "A long lesson! This Lai family is a well-known family! If we offend them, we can only go back to Maoshan to recite the scriptures. Now let's find a way, or we can't afford to sin.

Hearing what the master said seriously, the little apprentice named Yahao couldn't help asking in a low voice, "Master, why don't we find another corpse to deceive them, so that it's okay."

The mage buttoned his nose, then wiped his fingers on his clothes and said, "Now the third son of the Lai family is in charge of the Lai family. He is not only shrewd in business, but also knows how to beat him. Don't be beaten to death if things are not done."

Yahao heard this and said to the master, "What should I do? I don't want to be killed!"

As soon as the mage named Madi heard this, he said helplessly, "Let's go back to my brother first. My brother became a real person, and my brother Qianqiu Daojun also came to give a congratulatory. Let's see if there is anything they can do. As for the Lai family, we will go to a letter first, say something and let them wait. Wait."

Madi, who said this, took out a handful of silver dollars and said, "Let's go to the town to buy some gifts, and then go to my brother Qianji."

Hearing Mama say that she wanted to buy a gift, the little apprentice kneeling asked strangely, "Master, don't you say you won't buy him anything!" Why did you change your mind?

As soon as Ma Ma Di heard it, she kicked the little apprentice Yahao, who was kneeling on the ground, and scolded, "You think I want to!" I don't want to see if he is qualified enough! It's not all your fault, your mother's. We're going to ask for help this time, not to be uncles, and we don't bring anything. Do you think we're going to mourn!" After saying this, Ma Madi scolded Yahao, who was still lying on the ground, "Don't get up yet! Pret to be dead with me! Hurry up, let's go to the younger brother's place."

"Oh!" The little apprentice answered, and then a carp straightened up and turned up from the ground. Then everyone walked towards Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang together.