its 004: Leisure in the village
For a long time, when he is with Su Yundi, Cheng Xingxing is not used to using his brain, because even if he uses his brain, he can't beat a long-range shot on Su Yundi's basketball court, a perfect solution in math class, and a handsome smile in front of girls. Therefore, the star has long been used to being a weed beside him, and let the flowers sway. He just straightened his small chest and enjoyed himself boringly.
So this time he also semi-automatically became a weed. Originally, he hit the mountain thief leader with a bulging forehead and saved the people from water and fire, but he was willing to let Su Yundi put this aura of thanks and worship on his head.
In Cheng Ming's view, these ideas of immortals and hegemony are too bullshit. He is thinking about how to return to the earth, his second middle school, and his home. A group of strange people and monsters are rampant in the city. It's so dangerous. He is worried about whether his parents will be in danger in that sudden city. I'm so worried that I'm scratching my heart.
For Su Yundi, who doesn't miss his parents at all, Cheng Xingxing really can't understand. With years of struggle, he has given him the status of Gongzi, which makes him favored by teachers and principals, and gives him a famous brand that can attract other people's attention. But at this time, he doesn't think of them, and Cheng Xingxing feels in his heart. Not very comfortable.
He can't. He is always thinking about his parents' current situation. If it hadn't been for the ring in his hand, he would have stared at it every day and thought about how to use it back to the earth.
The ring was lost early in the morning. When he thought that since this was really the "Yunsu Continent" that the ring owner said, the ring must have the ability to travel through time and space, as the man said, he found that the ring was missing. He was so shocked that he almost shouted, and regretted that he couldn't slap himself in the face for more than a dozen or twenty times.
He looked around, from the place where he first fell, to every corner he passed, and finally turned over the body of the burglar leader who was about to be buried, but there was no trace of the ring. Finally, he was discouraged, cried in the middle of the night with tears in his eyes, prayed for his parents, scolded his incompetence, and then fell asleep.
After that, he was completely at a loss. He was not sure what to do and how to live in this world. Fortunately, Su Yundi had it, so he didn't have to use his brain. Su Yundi said what he should do, so what to do. He stayed beside Su Yundi and lived a small life with the villagers.
In the meantime, Su Yundi used a few tricks of knowledge learned in physics and chemistry to create some small sensations, which made the villagers believe that his magic power was boundless. For these small tricks, Cheng Xingxing, who often failed in mathematics, physics and chemistry, said that he did not understand it. When asking, Su Yundi often smiled.
Cheng Xingxing knew that this boy was afraid that he would use these tricks to deceive people and steal his limelight. In this regard, Cheng Xingxing also laughed, my friend.
However, there is finally one thing that makes the star can't stand it. That night, Su Yundi came back very late. When she came back, she was followed by Xiao Lin, one of the three beautiful women in the village. The girl stood shyly at the door and did not dare to come in. She lowered her head and fiddled with her skirt. Su Yundi was fascinated and put her arms around the star's shoulder and went into the inner room: "Brother, that's funny. Go out to find something else tonight. Sleep on the ground for a night."
"What are you doing?" Being a star pretends to be stupid is to pretend to be stupid, but he is not a fool. He knew that Su Yundi was holding some bad water, and his face immediately put his face down: "I said Su Yundi, I don't object to anything about pretending to be a ghost. This won't work!"
"You're so excited." Su Yundi stared at him, "I have to marry and have children here, right? You have to fall in love, right? I'm going to talk about a girl who brings her home. I'm willing to beat her. Are you so excited?
"Would you like to suffer?" Cheng Xingxing hummed and changed his previous style of completely obeying Su Yundi's command and leadership. "I can take it as if I can't see anything else, but I can't do it!" This is related to the girl's innocence. If you really want to marry her, I have nothing, but you said, do you want to marry her? In the past, in school, I didn't care about you talking about this, because girls knew who you were and what kind of person you were, but now it's not possible! You're cheating. Do you understand?
"Did you let the door clip or let the donkey kick it?" Su Yundi looked angry and said, "Who the fuck do you care who I'm going to have sex with? If you are jealous, there are several beautiful girls in the village. Will you chase them? No one treats you at school. It's different here. You are an immortal now. Who do you want to pick up? What's the point of competing with me?
"That's not the case!" Cheng Xingxing stared his eyes. For the first time, Su Yundi found that the boy really had a lot of momentum when he was energetic, which made him shrink back, and his image was immediately small.
"If you tell the truth, I will never take care of this matter, but have you told the truth? As a bullshit fairy, you cheated a good girl into bed. Are you ashamed?" The star's eyes are getting bigger and bigger, and there is almost a tendency to win the eye. I just said it lightly. You're not cheating. You're fucking cheating. Do you understand?
When the star became angry, his momentum was really not overshadowed. Although Su Yundi was taller than him and stronger than him, he was timid in front of him at this time. He has to admit that the word "righteousness" is really good. In terms of righteousness, he is upright, earth-shaking, and crying. What about him? Criminals who lure underage girls, this low self-esteem.
"Okay, okay, I'm wrong." Su Yundi lowered his head. The ideological and moral education he had received for many years took effect at this moment. His deep dislike of hooligans made him faintly see his evil nature. In order to be better, he pulled back from the cliff and went to the door to send Xiaolin home. However, when he went out, he still did not forget to say a few sweet words, which was less. The woman's eyes are erratic and heartless.
Neither of them had a good time this night. One was still angry at the depravity of his good friend, and the other felt that a boy was too much to do and not interesting enough. If it goes on like this in the future, this life in the alien world will really be unbearable.
Because of this, the two of them didn't talk much for three days. When it was necessary, you said something, and I said something. However, on this day, they spend more time with the villagers.
Cheng Xingxing is very interested in the folk customs of Yunsu mainland. In the village, there is a Mr. Pianci who has stayed in the city. He plays a good string and sings a good word. He soon attracted Cheng Xing. When he has nothing to do, he runs to Mr. Dan Ci's house and listens to Mr. Hong singing and playing the piano. If he has nothing to do, he also learns to play two times and sing two sentences. .
There are not many words that Mr. Hong can sing, just a large paragraph. It is about the history of Yunsu mainland more than a thousand years ago. It is said that there was a great hero who unified the chaotic Yunsu mainland and formed a strong country. As a result, soon after the country was founded, the hero died. As a result, the country was divided again and war broke out.
He became a star who loves singing, but he has been a famous prince out of tune since primary school, and Mr. Danci patiently taught him. In the eyes of the villagers, Cheng Xingxing is a fairy's little follower and apprentice. He has been together for a long time. Seeing that he has a good temper and easy-going person, they regard him as a mortal like himself, so he doesn't look at him. Like Mr. Hong, sometimes when Cheng Xing is stupid and can't understand his explanation, Mr. Hong often goes up and looks at his skull. A finger cannon bounced into a star's eyes, and he had to shout, "Good play!"
Su Yundi is a fairy and handsome to death. The big and small girls in the village are naturally attracted to him every day, stinging him like a group of bees and flowers all day long. The boy is happy and intoxicated in the pile of women, but after that night, he no longer dares to bring women to the "home".
On the contrary, becoming a star is true. I hang out with the villagers every day. Today, I go to this house to eat, and tomorrow I go to that house to drink, and work with the villagers when I have nothing to do. When he was on earth, he had few friends, and no one usually talked to him. On the contrary, when he came here, the villagers saw him scrambling to say hello, which made him full of intimacy and naturally willing to soak up with them.
You can't become a star in any other subjects, but Chinese has been good since childhood. However, if you really ask him what kind of poetry and songs he is, he really can't recite a few sentences, or he can recite the poem and don't know the name of the poem, or if it's not, these two sentences are stringed to those two sentences. However, his application ability is good. In the teacher's words, he didn't do well in the exam. When he speaks, he can completely pretend to be a literary youth. He really understood the little things about Chinese, instead of just memorizing the whole classic poems.
This idyllic scenery, the blue sky, has cultivated the boy's literary potential at once. He became a star and made several poems, but most of the villagers couldn't understand it. They just felt that it was a little strange for the fairy to talk to the class. I guess it was because the people in the sky spoke like a bear.
Life is so comfortable that people have no motivation. At the beginning, what Su Yundi said was to start and fight for the world. Later, it turned out to deceive the big girl and the little girl around him every day. The villagers bowed in front of his door one day and night. Cheng Xing is too lazy to remind him.
He felt that since he couldn't go back, he would just be a farmer here. He didn't think about competing for the world and the strong in the mainland. He knew that reality was not an online novel, and he was really not cruel. Besides, this place is beautiful, and it is very comfortable to be a farmer here.
However, God is against him. On this day, he was pulling weeds in the field with his uncles and aunts. A young man ran out of the mountain in a flash. The boy's surname is Zheng, and he is the third brother at home. Everyone called him Zheng San. Seeing that he ran down the mountain without a handful of firewood, the villagers were very strange.
"Zheng San, what's wrong with you today?" Cheng Xingxing also straightened up and asked loudly.
"Mountain thief! A lot of mountain thieves!" Zheng San shouted as he ran, his voice was out of tune, and his face was not human.