It's 016: Girl, I'm so angry
"Take a break and then run down the mountain." Hu Huangyi looked up at the position of the sun, and then found a shaded place to sit down and looked at the sky in a daze.
"This guy really has a personality! More like melancholy literary youth. It's a pity that I was not born on the earth, otherwise it would be more promising to make literary films. As Cheng Xingxing gasped and sighed, he sat on the grass. At this time, his empty stomach began to sing and dance, tossing his little face blue, white, red and yellow. The ambition of challenging handsome men turned into a bear heart.
The other generals and apprentices shouted and rushed into a forest next to him. Su Yundi was very curious and followed in.
Through this forest, it turned out to be an orchard. The fruit trees inside were covered with half-red and half-green fruits. The apprentices rushed into the orchard. One of them grabbed a tree, grabbed the fruit and ate it. At first glance, they were used to this business.
Mulan drilled into the orchard and found the tallest and reddest tree. He jumped up and took the reddest fruit on a branch. He opened his mouth and bit it down. He poured a mouth with a slightly sour juice in the sweetness, not to quench his thirst.
"You have a good vision."
Su Yundi's voice suddenly sounded, which shocked Mulan and coughed several times. Su Yundi pulled her over with a smile and beat her back a few times. Mulan reluctantly said thank you and wanted to push Su Yundi away.
Su Yundi smiled, which was enough to make any girl intoxicated. In this smile, he suddenly pulled Mulan over, lowered his head and kissed her on the forehead, and whispered, "You know, you are cuter than any other girl. I like it very much..."
After a short period of wood carving clay plasticization, Mulan suddenly screamed and flew up and kicked Su Yundi's lower abdomen. If this foot is two inches down, the handsome man Su can only be the most handsome eunuch in history.
But even so, it was not good. Su Yundi's facial features suddenly twisted into a ball, pouted and couldn't make a sound. She covered her stomach and bent down to the ground. Mulan slammed a few feet on his back.
"shameless madman! Bastard! Go to hell!" Her face became like a violent beast at this moment, and the lion and tiger had to scare away immediately when they saw it.
"This son of a bitch!" With a red face, Mulan flew away, and the largest and most red fruit was thrown on the ground and rolled into the grass.
Su Yundi covered his stomach and cried out for a long time.
Yun Heyue looked for Su Yundi all the way and bumped into Mulan with a red face. She couldn't help but be shocked: "Mulan, you are..."
"Nothing!" Mulan passed by her angrily. Yun Heyue looked at her back in surprise. After a long time, she shook her head and continued to look forward. In a short time, she found Su Yundi, who covered her stomach and leaned against the tree. She screamed with fear: "Brother Su, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay. It's just a sudden stomachache." Su Yundi reluctantly smiled and muttered in her heart: This stinky bitch, I have always been invincible. God blocks the gods and Buddhas the gods. The girl falls in love with a kiss. Why doesn't you like me this time? Then she ran out of my room yesterday... Damn, am I wrong?
On the hillside, there are only two left, Hu Huangyi and Cheng Xing. The former looked at the sky blankly, and the latter stared at the earth and couldn't help gasping, rubbing the faintly rolling stomach.
Mulan strode out of the forest and ran straight to become a star. Cheng star felt that there was a hellfire rolling towards him. He was so scared that he almost turned over. Looking up, it was Mulan who blushed like a monkey's buttocks.
"be a star!" Mu Lan shouted, "You're going to defeat Su Yundi, aren't you?"
"Yes...yes..." Cheng Xingxing stared, sweated coldly, and didn't respond until half a day later.
"Good!" Mulan patted him hard on the shoulder and patted the little star on the head. She hurriedly pulled him up and said earnestly, "You have to work hard, you know? I will support you unconditionally! From today on, I will give you a special training! Make you a man who can knock down Su Yundi!"
"Ah?" Cheng Xingxing looked at Mulan with a second look on his face. What's the situation? Why did this girl suddenly go crazy? Did you eat poisonous mushrooms?
"Do you understand?" Mulan took his collar and shook it desperately. He became a star and said, "Ah? Ah, huh?" The eyes circled like mosquito incense.
"It's time." Hu Huangyi suddenly stood up. Sometime, he had a brass horn in his hand. He put it on his mouth and blew it, and immediately made a whining sound.
Soon, the apprentices rushed out of the trees and automatically and consciously lined up into the original formation. Mulan stared at Su Yundi, who came along with Yunheyue, snorted hard, and stood in the second row with a blank face.
Su Yundi took a cold look at her and stood in the front row with Yun Heyue, with her hand still in the position of her stomach.
"It's down the mountain." Hu Huangyi said weakly, and the brass number in his hand was the same as when it appeared, and I don't know when it disappeared. The teacher with blank eyes trotted in front of him, followed by a group of apprentices. Most of them were still moving their mouths. Obviously, the fruit had not been chewed and swallowed.
Fortunately, after all, the return trip was downhill. The star's disappointing belly and legs had not protested to the owner too much. He gritted his teeth and persisted, and finally did not roll halfway up the mountain. But as soon as he returned to the apprenticeyard, the star couldn't stand it anymore. He rolled aside and lay on the ground and didn't move.
"Hey, this won't work. You have to work hard!" Mulan chased him and stepped on the star's face with his feet, leaving two big footprints. In this way, the star did not resist. It can be seen that the poor sophomore boy was tired into a bird's egg.
"The clouds and the moon are going to fly~" Medan suddenly approached the star's ears, glanced at the sky, and whispered. For a moment, the star stood up like a zombie and shook off the debris on his face.
"Su Yundi, you go to the master." Hu Huangyi pointed to the door weakly. "The morning routine training is over. Next is the training of magic. You can go to the doorkeeper."
"Yes." Su Yundi nodded gracefully, looked at Yunheyue with a smile, and then strode away from the small yard. The figure and demeanor made the girls intoxicated at a glance, and the boys were embouflage together.
"Being a star, if you don't work hard, Yunheyue will definitely run with him." Mulan whispered in Cheng Xingxing's ear.
"Work hard, I have to work hard!" The star gritted his teeth.
But looking at Su Yundi's distant back, there was only endless loneliness in his heart. Not long ago, the two were still friends who were fighting and laughing together. Although Su Yundi may not pay much attention to him, he really talked to him all day long. Of course, he was a friend.
But what about now?
He felt that the two of them had become enemies, complete enemies, both in terms of their attitude and women.
Why did it become like this? He thought foolishly.
"Let's have daily training first. Star, come here." Hu Huangyi sat on the stone bench in the corner of the courtyard and waved to the star. The star gritted his teeth and stood up. It was not because of deep hatred with others, but because it was not enough to summon up the strength of the whole body and complete the difficult decision to stand up.
"Listen." As a star fell to the ground opposite him, Hu Huangyi began to talk, regardless of whether the star had entered the state of listening.
"The first step in the magic is to be able to perceive the power in the tiger charm, as I said before. Then forge the invisible power and refine the first thing or the first soldier that belongs to you. This process is probably similar to dreaming, and beginners need to carry out in a relatively quiet environment. When your mind is combined with the tiger charm, the feeling of half-dreaming and half-awake will appear. At that time, you just need to consciously control the 'fire' of the tiger charm, let it burn by itself, and then refine the invisible energy uncontrollably, and control the fire and uncontrollably forge the invisible energy into something. Remember, don't control the details of that thing, just follow what appears in your consciousness and roughly control it.
The star became confused by his pile of "control" and "uncontrol". After listening to it for a long time, he didn't figure out whether to control it was to control or not. He thought about it very rationally for a long time with his failed science brain. As a result, he increasingly did not understand what "controlling the invisible energy without control of fire" is like. What.
He looked at Hu Huangyi. This guy's eyes were blank and empty. He didn't know which soul was wandering in. He couldn't help guessing whether this guy deliberately didn't teach himself well because he wanted to challenge the master's master apprentice, so as to pat the door owner's donkey, horse, ox, sheep and fart and so on.
"If you understand, go back to your room to practice by yourself." After Hu Huangyi finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "What do you like? It has nothing to do with me whether you practice well or not." Cheng Xingxing grinned and thought: It's good. It's just tired and hungry. It's good to go back to the room and have a rest. By the way, when will the meal be served? Wait a minute, or is breakfast time over?
He frowned, dissipated, didn't open his heart, and had a hard time. He shook all the way back to his room, opened the door, closed the door, and threw himself into ** with a bang. Ah, it's really comfortable. It's more comfortable than the waterbed of the love hut in the legendary hotel, right?
"To become a star, why don't you practice quickly?" Mulan shouted by the window, "If you are lazy again, that girl will really fly away!"
"This guy!" A star can't wait to have the ability to penetrate the world, and his finger can hurt people. A good finger can take Mulan out of sight.
He rudely pushed the door and entered, went straight to the star's bed, and pulled him up from **. Mulan frowned and counted the star: "What's wrong with you like this? I also want to challenge Su Yundi. You know, they must be practicing rapidly under the guidance of the doorkeeper at this time!"
"Please, this is a men's dormitory. Although you don't look like a woman, it's always a woman. Isn't it good to break in like this?" Cheng Xingxing sighed. His physical fatigue made his ambition extremely weak, and it was not easy for Mulan to move Yunheyue out.
" Sit up straight! This state is the best!" Mulan said loudly and forced Cheng Mingxing to meditated cross his knees. "Do you know why you have to run on the mountain every day and then come back to practice magic? Just because it is easy to create a rare half-dream and half-awake state when you are tired, the more tired you are, the better the effect will be. Isn't it a waste not to practice at this time? Hurry up! Otherwise, I'll tell Head Hu to make sure that he will let you run 300 laps in the yard!"
The star has a bitter face and has to do it well according to Mulan's requirements.
Well, in fact, he can sit and sleep... His tired brain thought so.