its 141: The Art of War to become a Star
"Lord Wen, is this the general you recommend?" After Wang Zhiwu laughed enough, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, "Isn't this too much worse?"
"Lord Wen was afraid that the selection competition would be too dull, so he specially brought a clown to make everyone laugh?" Lord Xie shook his head cleverly.
"Your Excellency." Wen Jing Tieqing's face arched his hand to Wang Zhiwu: "This is the new master of the Shen Miaomen of our county's generals sect, and he has become a star. There is no problem with his record. As for why... Please continue to watch it. Our county will compete in the competition in the next four years. This time, it's not for others to see jokes.
"Okay." Wang Zhiwu nodded and couldn't help laughing twice. Anyway, let's see how his performance is in this round of the Art of War. If it is also so funny, I don't have to participate in the third round of the competition.
Wenjing arched his hand, his face was long, and he scolded the star several times in his heart.
I can't! This guy is obviously very powerful. Is it... Is he deliberately showing weakness to the enemy? Wenjing guessed in his heart.
In fact, how can a star think of any tactics to show weakness? He is just suffering.
You know, if he wants to charge 500 master generals, he must release the 600 ghost soldiers. But at this time, there is a problem: the ghost soldier can only use it once a day, and it can only appear for ten minutes at a time. If he is also so poor in learning Zhangshu, it is estimated that when the recorders find out the number of soldiers, these guys in the name of ghosts will not have much time to use.
So what will he do in the third round of the official competition?
Others may not be afraid, but if the opponent is Zhang Shu, there is no definite answer whether he can be defeated in ten minutes.
So now, he can only try his best to save the time of these 600 ghost soldiers and must not be wasted easily. He believes that there must be a way for him to get through this round of literary scene, and he will not be disqualified because of the lack of soldiers.
In case Wenjing really can't stand it, he still has a way, that is, let the three soldiers speak directly.
In appearance, soldiers are no different from normal people. If there is a difference, it is the eyes. Some unintelligent soldiers made by generals will show a single color without pupils, but this is not fixed, because some soldiers made by generals have the same eyes as ordinary people.
It can be said that whether there is a pupil or not, just like some people's skin is white and some people's dark, it's just a physiological difference, and it doesn't do anything about strength.
But the language is different. Having language is 100% a symbol of wisdom. No wise soldier, even if controlled by the general, can never say a word. Therefore, as long as the soldier speaks, it can be proved that he is at least 500 masters.
But in that case, the shock was too strong. He was worried that the audience and the guys on the rostrum would be dumbfounded.
Strength, it's better to hide the point. It's actually not a good thing to let others pay too much attention to you. The pleasure of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is sometimes much more enjoyable than when a tiger scares all the beasts away.
And most importantly, stars don't have the strength to be a tiger now. If he shows his strength too early, Zhang Shu, it goes without saying that when other generals fight with him, they will definitely be extremely careful. At that time, his only ten-minute ghost soldiers will be used up in one game, and then he will have to find a way to rely on Long Lao and Mu Yun. The power of man defeats all opponents.
In the selection competition in the house, only one winner is needed. This makes the star have to defeat everyone as the only goal.
"This...three soldiers...isn't it?" The recorder's facial muscles twitched and asked the star.
"Ah." Cheng Xingxing nodded.
"This..." The recorder raised his head and looked in the direction of the rostrum.
"For the time being, he passed." Wang Zhiwu patted the table and shouted, "Anyway, this first round is just an exhibition match."
The audience laughed and talked about what kind of surprise the teenager would bring to everyone in the next game.
Zhang Shu's eyes widened. He really couldn't imagine that this teenager would have only three soldiers, and it was such a funny three.
The old man, the child... Zhang Shu felt that he was a little broken.
"It's been a long time. It turned out to be this kind of clown-like guy." He sighed and then laughed, "I thought how powerful it would be for such a teenager to be recommended to participate in the competition. It turned out to be a fool who didn't know how to make a fool!"
His subordinates also laughed. Shu Xiaoya looked at the wonderful door and sneered: "Laugh, laugh, only now you can laugh. When it comes to the third round, see that you won't be beaten into a pig!"
"Blowing?" Xiaodie muttered in a low voice and was stared at by Su Waner, but through the veil, Xiaodie did not see the owner's eyes at all.
After withdrawing the three soldiers, Cheng Mingxing walked back to the rest area, and other contestants laughed all the way behind his buttocks.
"It's really embarrassing." Back to the rest area, the first thing to greet him was Xun Xianxue's ridicule, "Come on in the next round, or we will become the clown in the arena."
The last group of performers were two generals in Lianhua County, one of whom had 300 soldiers, and the other was 220. Because the previous chapter book brought too much shock to the audience, now looking at this group, the audience has no feeling.
"The results of the first round of competition are announced below." The recorder said loudly, "The first place, the general of Dougou County, 726 soldiers; the second place, Shihe County..."
The last place is naturally the star of the generals of eight counties. When reading this, the audience couldn't help laughing, and they laughed even more on the rostrum. The adults with low status laughed happily like children at this moment, and only Wenjing was calm.
He secretly thought that if the boy who became a star fell off the chain like this and humiliated him, resulting in being eliminated in the second round, he must clean up the wonderful door when he goes back.
He has secretly prepared all kinds of small shoes, waiting to be worn next to him after the failure of becoming a star.
"Next, I will announce that the second round of the competition will begin! The first thing to show is that the generals from eight counties will become stars!"
The recorder announced loudly that after a short silence, there was stormy applause.
"Yes, that's right! If you want to laugh, just laugh enough at once!"
"Come on, teenager, let the laughter come more violently. Let's see how capable you are. Can you make us laugh until our stomach hurts?"
The audience laughed and shouted, and the screams and laughter were like a tide.
"This is obviously to kick you out of the field immediately." Xun Xianxue looked at becoming a star, "I know that your ability is more than that. If you have any ability, just use it quickly, or you will really come for nothing this time."
"Ah." Cheng Xingxing nodded and walked out of the rest area slowly. In the sound of laughter, he slowly walked to the field.
"If this time it's like last time... I think I can only say goodbye to you." The recorder looked like a star, with two rays of contempt and sympathy in his eyes.
"Ah." Cheng Xingxing nodded.
The screams and laughter slowly calmed down in the silence of becoming a star. On the rostrum, Wang Zhiwu narrowed his eyes and looked at the teenager on the field. To be honest, he didn't believe that the teenager was a fool who could only make three soldiers. Otherwise, Wen Jing would not bring him to shame.
But why did he only send three soldiers out in the first round? Those stupid city guards didn't think about this problem, but Wang Zhiwu, who is in charge of a government, is by no means a fool. This question has been lingering in his mind, so he allowed the star to enter the second round.
Maybe, I should have said I would disqualify him just now. Wang Zhiwu thought to himself: In this case, he will immediately show his real power just now, which makes me understand. But... Maybe what this boy is good at is only the art of war, not the manufacture of soldiers. Well, this kind of alternative strongman has never appeared in the past. Let's wait and see, boy, don't let me down.
There is such an idea, and there is Wenjing, but he gritted his teeth more.
Being a star, if you really let me leave people here to grandma's house, I swear, I won't stay in Bajia County in the future!
To be honest, at this time, Mulan and others were worried.
Because in the eyes of these old friends, it is too elusive to expect a star to suddenly play in the art of war.
"Can it work?" You Liang couldn't help asking Kaobu City nervously: "The past few times happened to be used in times of crisis. Although the power is boundless, but..."
"What are you afraid of?" Lin Jiangxian's face was expressionless, and he didn't know whether it was because he believed in becoming a star or whether he won or not. I still remember his flaming tactics at the beginning.
"It's best... He has an extraordinary performance again this time." Mulan said nervously.
"I think you'd better think about how to win our gamble than to worry about this problem." Xun Xianxue sneered, "It's more delicious beef jerky than Grandpa's beef jerky. Where are you going to find it? I'm worried about you."
"There is a saying that the emperor is not in a hurry." Mulan also sneered, "I'm not in a hurry. What are you worried about, father-in-law?"
Xun Xianxue stared at Mulan fiercely: "Your mouth is hard. I'd like to see how hard you can last!"
When the two girls were fighting, the recorder had urged them to become stars. Cheng Xingxing nodded, slowly stretched out his right hand and covered his left big arm.
"It's so humiliating." Zhang Shu patted his thigh and laughed, "It's embarrassing to use this kind of initial auxiliary action to feel the power of the tiger charm! I see. This product was brought funny by the city guards of Bajia County!"
Not only him, but all the generals present have already laughed. The hand covering the tiger charm senses the power in the tiger charm. This is what every general master did when he first learned the magic. Seeing this kind of action on the field of the general god conference selection competition really made them laugh.
In the laughter of people, Cheng Xingxing slowly closed his eyes. After a moment, twenty wooden doors slowly emerged from different positions in the square. As the door opened, a squeak sounded.
People's eyes widened.