its 169: Drunk Tan Brother
"A bunch of little bastards who can't drink, they all drink too much!" Shan Shu sighed and patted him hard on the shoulder, almost slapping him back to the bottom of the table when he had just come out. You little guys, don't drink indiscriminately if you don't know how to drink!"
Cheng Xingxing star stared at the sound of the single tree for a long time, and then grinned, "Come on, who just gave us a drink? Wan'er said that she couldn't drink it, but you still had to... ask them to drink, let them drink..."
The awakening of a star is not the awakening of wine, but the awakening of a dream. At this moment, although this guy can say that he is active, the power of the wine is still there, and there is still chaos in his mind. For a moment, he is extremely happy, and for a moment, he is extremely sad. He grabs the wine glass and wants to drink two more glasses with the sound of the single tree.
However, he was much more sober than others, because he was the first to drink down and was not found when he fell down, so he actually slept under the table for a long time. This kind of sleep can more or less relieve drunkenness.
"Drink, drink, drink your head." The single tree laughed loudly. This wine master who has been drinking wine all year round, but he has a large number of masters in wine. It's nothing to drink one catty or two catties. If it's really a wine fight, not to mention these little girl, even if there are two big men, they can't easily pour him down.
But the key question is: he pours himself into himself.
This is also a common problem of alcoholics - when you have nothing to do, you want to find some excuses to pull others to have a drink. If there is really a good thing, it will naturally stop if you don't drink. It's enough to drink others down. When they get excited, alcoholics often have to pour themselves down to have fun.
So at this time, the single tree sound is actually drunk, just a little more sober than others.
So although he said "drink your head", in fact, as soon as he spoke, he drank three cups in a row, drinking it happily and laughing happily.
This wine was drunk from noon to afternoon, from dusk to sunset. No one was sober and fell into a confused state of excitement. Of course, there were also vegetatives who knew that they could not wake up when they lay down and slept there.
Cheng Xingxing was a little sober. While he was complacent about his original drinking ability, he forgot that he did not drink as much as others, because during the period when everyone drank the most fiercely, he just lay down and slept under the table.
After dark, the banquet finally broke up. Everyone staggered back to his room with various states, or was carried back and held by hoteliers and guards.
becoming a star is the most worry-free one. Like the sound of a single tree, he walked back to the room by himself. Along the way, he chatted with Shan Shusheng and laughed, but no one remembered what anyone said.
According to Shan Shusheng, the wine master hasn't had enough fun yet, and he can still accompany the star to drink hundreds of cups. If he hadn't been afraid of drinking the star and losing the demeanor, he would never have easily spared the star. Cheng Xingxing curled his lips and pulled him to fight for wine with a disdainful face. As a result, he chatted and talked about something else and forgot about it.
Returning to the room, Cheng Mingxing went to the window and opened the window, took a big breath of fresh air outside, and then shouted at the soldiers on the street outside the window with the excitement of drinking, "Comrades, thank you for your hard work!"
The soldiers looked up at him, with respect and disdain in their eyes, but no matter what, no one replied: "Serve the people!"
This inevitably makes the star a little disappointed. He closed the window boringly, and Cheng Xing sat down on the chair by the window, recalling the drinking on the wine table and the tsunami of the audience on the field. He couldn't help giggling again, laughing quite like a hen laying eggs.
When he was about to open the door of the tiger charm, he called Long Lao out to chat for a few words and was happy together. Suddenly, there was a sound of smashing on the door outside. Cheng Xing stood up and shouted at his voice: "Who? Dare to smash my door? I don't believe it. I have a bad temper..."
For the first time in my life, I walked to the door with my arm across my arm, pulled the door hard, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Outside the door stood Su Wan'er with a red face. Xiaodie was not by her side. She held the door frame so weakly, raised her head, and looked at the star with blurred eyes. Suddenly, she smiled so much that the star felt that a few bottles of wine had been poured into her stomach, and there was a fluttering foot.
"Wan...Wan'er?"
"Why, aren't you welcome?" Wan'er was drunk and smiled presumpyly. She bumped into the room and almost hit the star. Cheng Xingxing hurriedly held her, but was squeezed and almost knocked down by her. Finally, she sat down by the bed.
"You look like a great hero today." Su Wan'er narrowed her eyes and looked at him with a drunken smile, which made him feel nervous.
"Wan'er, you drank too much..." Although Cheng Xingxing's brain is not very clear, at least his mind is still there, unlike Su Waner, who is completely out of control.
"I've grown so much. It's the first time I've... drunk... drink so much wine." Su Wan'er laughed presumptuously again, which was not similar to her usual dignified and gentle appearance. She suddenly turned her head and looked at the star sitting next to her and supporting her. She didn't say anything for a long time, which made the star's heart furious.
"I like you." A word was like thunder, which made Cheng Xingxing's body numb. Then, the princess suddenly poked her head forward and kissed Cheng Xingxing's face.
Boom! I don't know who fought with whom in Cheng Xingxing's head, and it was full of gunfire.
"Damn it, the princess took the initiative to give her a hug! Be a star. Your boy's career of more than ten years can end. Come and be a real man!" The devil in my heart shouted.
"Don't make trouble, become a star, you are a decent man, you have to hold on. And you know, this is a princess! Don't think that cooking cooked rice will work well for the royals! Be careful of the whole country's army chasing you!" The angel in his heart sighed.
Yes. The sophomore boy who was just a little impulsive in his heart shivered. In an instant, the gentleman's soul was possessed.
"Do you like me?" Su Wan'er suddenly hugged Cheng Xingxing, and her eyes were confused. She looked at him infatuatedly. That kind of hazy eyes made Cheng Xingxing's heart thump one after another. He couldn't help thinking of the old wolf in the cat and mouse. When this brother saw a beautiful woman, his heart often exaggeratedly hit his chest.
He feels that he is very Mike now.
But he is not an old wolf after all.
Replaced with Su Yundi, he didn't think about it, so he directly pushed down the battle. But he is not Su Yundi. He is a second-handed star. He is an inconspicuous boy who is not bold at the same time. Compared with his cowardice and defects, he is much better than many people.
He swallowed his saliva and his body trembled. He didn't know what to do.
The princess's soft body was close to his body, holding the arm of the princess's shoulder and back. There was a soft touch, and the star's other hand trembling, hesitating whether to pick up the princess.
"be a star!"
At this time, there was a call from outside, which scared him to jump so high that the princess fell into ** by herself.
Su Wan'er lay down in **, gently turned over, posed with a beautiful face up, and then fell asleep with her eyes closed.
My God, almost, almost... Cheng Xingtian muttered in his heart, covered his chest with his hand, and his heart beat extremely violently.
"be a star!" Another cry, and then, the figure of Xun Xianxue appeared at the door, swayed for a moment, and the person stumbled into the house, rushed forward, and ran to the earth under his feet.
"My mother!" Cheng Xingxing was scared and sweated all over. Originally, he had just been hit by Su Waner, and his blood had burned part of the alcohol anesthesia. Now he was so scared that he was so scared that he woke up half of the wine. He hurriedly took an arrow and hugged her.
"Are you going to die? It's true. You're disfigured!" Cheng Xingxing wiped a handful of sweat, dragged and dragged, took Xun Xianxue to the chair and put her in the chair.
This drunken person's whole body is as if she has no bones, and her weight seems to have increased several times at once. Rao Chengcheng's strength to run the mountain road and raise wooden stakes every day, dragging her for such a long way, and she is also sweating.
"Do you want to take advantage of me?" Xun Xianxue stared at her eyes, stood up from the chair, pointed to the star's nose, and suddenly laughed again: "Kid, my advantage is not so easy to take... Hee hee, you idiot, do you think you can slowly deceive me into a good thing by your side? No way, I'll come out alone. Is it easy for me? I'm going to rely on these things to become a little rich woman, so that I can find a good place to live the life I want, and don't have to worry... worry..."
As she spoke, she suddenly cried and threw herself into the star's arms.
"This, this, this, what's the situation?" Cheng Xing's name is a grin. What's going on tonight? After drinking some wine, why do these girls like this?
Cheng Xing became a star suddenly remembered that he had read a book in the past, such as psychology and physiology. I forgot it. Anyway, it is said that men and women are the same, and they need love and skin affection, how much different it is. Men usually dare to show it, but women can't. Secular morality is pressing, and they must pretend to be reserved, but the reserved is the same as the volcano. Once there is a suitable opportunity, it will explode, which is more powerful than any man.
So if women drink too much, they can't compare with ten men who are crazy.
"I don't want this, I don't want to die!" Xun Xianxue cried so much that she turned around in a low voice, "Cheng Xingxing, you have to save me, you have to protect me, I don't want to be killed like this. I also want to find a beloved person to be with him forever..."
"Okay, okay, okay..." Cheng Xingxing was a little stupid, so he had to gently pat her crying back and comfort her in a low voice: "Don't worry, didn't I promise to protect you? Don't worry..."
Xun Xianxue muttered, "I don't want to die, I don't want to die", and then hugged him as a star and fell asleep directly. This is bitter to become a star. It's not good to put it down, and it's not good to put it down.
"What are you doing?" When he was worried, Mulan appeared at the door with a smile.