Chapter 289 Beyond Friendship
When enemies meet, their eyes are particularly red, their confidants are met, and their eyes are swollen!
This swelling is not the swelling of a swollen face, but crying for three days and nights, making your eyes swollen!
As soon as the two people entered the colorful peach tree, a big fat man with red hair and a big belly suddenly appeared behind the fat man. He hugged him and howled like a resentful woman in the whole small southern fire world!
"Ah! My confidant, my dear brother! Brother, I finally saw you! Do you know how much I have missed you all these years? Since five years ago, this little pervert told me that you, like my eldest brother, also eat. Since then, my eldest brother, I just don't want to eat tea and rice. I just look forward to seeing you all day long! Unfortunately, the little pervert beat the mandarin duck, but he refused to let you come in and meet the eldest brother. Look at the big brother's flesh, he has lost a lot of weight! Good brother, we will never be separated again, okay?"
With that, the big dog-faced fat man still put his pig-headed head tightly on the back of the medicine fat man, and cried in his mouth!
At this time, Yao Fatty and others, including Su Jianming, have already been petrified!
The old man became sad like a woman.
Such a divine man was dumbfounded by the black and old man who had always been shameless.
In addition, these old men are born with strange appearance. The dog's face is red and his big belly is defecating, which is even more shocking visually!
If the old man's voice hadn't been very familiar, Su Jianming would have killed him directly.
As for the medicine fat man who was suddenly attacked, he was already shocked at this time. Two golden kitchen knives were sacrificed and slashed them behind him.
But what is shocking is that he held two big kitchen knives and cut back repeatedly, but he couldn't cut the dog-faced fat man at all.
In the end, he was pinched by the dog-faced fat man and easily released his hand.
I only heard the fat man with a big dog face say angrily, "Good brother, what are you doing? Did the eldest brother come out too suddenly to scare his brother? So, it's good for the eldest brother to compensate you. Why do you have to use a knife and a gun? If you hurt me, it's okay, but what if you hurt our previous friendship?
As soon as this word came out, a large area was immediately put down!
The medicine fat man who was hugged to death was even more like being struck by lightning, crying and laughing. After a long time, he suddenly scolded: "Damn it, who has super friendship with you? Who are you? Let go of me! Jian Ming, who the hell is this madman? Come and help me pull him away! Damn, the innocence of the fat man's life will be destroyed in his hands!"
Before he finished speaking, he heard the big fat man with a dog face whining, "Good brother, how can you say that? We are the only two people in the world who can testify. Only you can understand my heart, and only I can understand your heart. They are each other's only spiritual sustenance. Such a feeling can't be compared with ordinary friendship! We are confidants. No, confidants are not enough. We should be closer. Good brother, do you think I said that?
"Yes! "Damn to your mother!" When the fat man's mind moved, he wanted to curse.
However, before he could speak, he heard the big fat man with dog face say first, "You don't have to say, I know you must think the same as the eldest brother. The eldest brother knows your thoughts, just as you know the eldest brother's thoughts. I know you have been lonely these years, because the eldest brother has also been lonely all these years.
"I..."
"You don't need to say, the eldest brother knows it. The eldest brother was the same before he met you. No one recognized me, no one understood me, and everyone laughed at me! But I don't care, because I believe that it is absolutely feasible to testify. Because I believe that somewhere in this world, there must be a person who takes food as the Taoist like me looking for me! Because I believe that I will never be lonely like this! Poor God, all this is really true, and you really appeared! No more, I want to be a brother with a different surname! From then on, you and my brothers are commensurate and share life and death, and no one can break us apart!"
With that, he picked up the medicine fat man and went to worship heaven and earth and make a blood oath.
It turned out that what he said was that he was a brother of the opposite sex. He thought that his sexual tendency was unclear and he wanted to be a medium...
Even so, the medicine fat man was still scared out of his wits.
Such a creature of unknown origin came to cry and hang himself. In the end, he even said that he wanted to be a brother of the opposite sex with you. Do you dare to get married?
In case you get married, won't you jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it?
Considered of this, the fat man of medicine struggled desperately and didn't want to do anything with him!
It's useless. Although they are all fat, this big fat man is obviously much more powerful than his medicine fat man. As soon as he fucked with one hand, he picked him up.
Luckily, Su Jianming woke up and saw him jump and stop in front of the dog-faced fat man with an incredible hesitation: "You...you...are you...old bastard?"
"What? Is there a problem?" The dog-faced fat man grabbed the medicine fat man with one hand and said carelessly.
"Are you really an old bastard?" Su Jianming questioned loudly again.
Obviously, he still can't accept the fact that this dog-faced fat man is an old bastard.
But the dog-faced old man said angrily, "Little pervert, I don't have time to mess with you today!" If you don't believe it, let me try to listen to you! But at that time, don't blame me for not keeping my promise or something!"
Hearing this, Su Jianming waved his hand repeatedly and said, "Listen to the soul art! It's just that I said, old bastard, why do you look like a ghost? This man is not a dog! Is it possible that you have become a dog?"
"Bah! Little pervert, you should be careful!" The fat dog face, or old bastard, scolded angrily, "What's wrong with my appearance? I look like this by nature, and I like it myself! Do you have anything else? If not, get out of the way. You grandpa, I'm busy now!"
With that, his body flashed, and he took the medicine fat man to worship heaven and earth and swear blood.
It's useless for the medicine fat man to struggle and Su Jianming to dissuade him.
In the end, whether the fat man admitted it or not, he had no choice but to become an old bastard's son.
So, the tragic fate of the medicine fat man began!
Every day, as long as he makes food by himself, he has to get a copy for the old bastard. Who makes them brothers?
If you don't do it, the old bastard will cry and hang himself, saying that you have no conscience to eat alone.
However, if you just get one more food, the key thing is that the old bastard can eat, and one person can eat at least 100 people.
Daily, the fat man serves him tiredly, but he always says that he is not full.
So, the medicine fat man had to keep getting him food. Day and night, he burned the ointment and the sun, tossed the medicine fat man to death and died, and there was no life!
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