Chapter 65 I'm a pervert
"Well? This, cough, that..."
Li Weidong obviously didn't expect Shen Lin to say such a direct word. He was a little confused for a moment and didn't know how to talk back.
"What's the matter? I'm willing to take advantage of you, but you still don't want to? Humph, I don't want to pull it down!" Shen Lin didn't know why she especially liked to see him shriveled. She covered her mouth and said with a smile, "You didn't agree. If you can't find your wife later, don't cry and beg me."
"Damn, you are cruel!" Li Weidong really has nothing to do with her except rolling his eyes.
Shen Lin relieved him and said, "Forget it, I've explained it for you. What are you depressed about? Girls are most afraid of coaxing. Go back and coax her well, say soft words, and then it will be all right. Besides, I didn't do anything shady with you. What's there to be afraid of?
Li Weidongxin said that we all ran to a room and called a bed for half a night. If this is not a shady thing, what does it count? However, he didn't bother to argue with her about these words. He snorted, put his backpack on his shoulder and turned to leave.
"Hey, what are you doing? I haven't finished my words yet. How can I just leave?"
Shen Lin has practiced Sanda, and her skills are not ordinary agility. An arrow stopped in front of Li Weidong. Li Weidong said depressedly, "Sister, what else are you going to do?"
"Nonsense, of course, I have something to tell you, or why do you think I'm in a hurry to find you?" Shen Lin looked around habitually and pouted at her Baolai: "Get in the car and talk about it later."
"I got in the car again, are you still coming?" As soon as Li Weidong saw her car, he remembered that he had been "poisoned" by her in the car last time, and immediately said alertly, "No, we have something to say here. It's definitely not good to go to your car."
Shen Lin was so angry that she almost wanted to kick her over and said angrily, "What do you mean? Please, you are not Zhou Dong and Lin Junjie. Are you afraid that I will be rude to you?
"That's not good." Li Weidongxin said that it was not the first time for you to sult me. The police are unreliable, and the policewoman is even more unreliable. However, even if she is rude to herself, has a new agile suit, and has a wolf tooth necklace with attack plus 2, strength plus 1, she is not afraid of losing her. Thinking of this, Li Weidong pulled the door and sat down in the car.
Shen Lin also got into the car, tilted her head to look at Li Weidong, and said, "I'm looking for you today to remind you. We paid attention to the research institute, and the identification results will come out tomorrow or the day after tomorrow at the latest. Mu Yuhong and others are staring at the animal's teeth very tightly and will definitely make a move. Although we have begun to control it closely, you'd better be careful to prevent the smugglers from making a desperate bet.
"Damn it!" Li Weidong immediately said nervously, "Then do you have to protect me for 24 hours?"
"Cut, you think you're making a movie to protect you for 20 hours. Are you going to catch criminals? Coward!" Shen Lin curled her lips and said, "But you don't have to worry too much. After what happened last time, Mu Yuhong trusted me very much. Our police have basically figured out the context of this smuggling gang. If there is no accident, you should be able to close the network in the next two days, and on your side, if the situation requires, Team Zhang will send someone to keep an eye on it.
Li Weidong said casually, "What did you say last time?"
"Of course it's me and you..." Shen Lin suddenly blushed and stared at him and said, "Shut up, don't ask if you shouldn't ask!"
Li Weidong snorted and said to himself that it turned out to be that matter. You shouted in front of me for so long that day and said what you were embarrassed about.
Shen Lin suddenly couldn't help laughing and looked at Li Weidong and said, " By the way, haven't you always wanted to know why Mu Yuhong colluded with Liu Si to give you ** that day? Haha, do you want me to tell you?"
"Why?"
"Well..." Shen Lin deliberately sold a barrier and said, "The golden bell cover iron cloth shirt you practiced is Shaolin Kung Fu, right? Are there any special requirements?"
Li Weidong scratched his head and said, "No, if there are requirements, it's just natural intelligence, talent and so on..."
"Don't brag, say you're fat and you're gasping. I mean, do you need to practice the golden bell mask? Well, do you need a virgin to practice?
"Vin?" Li Weidong couldn't help sweating and said, "I haven't heard of this rule. There are more golden bells in martial arts novels, and not all of them are virgins. ...Oh, I understand. It turns out that Mu Yuhong drugged me and sent you to seduce me to break my golden bell cover!"
"Who seduced you? You are lustful. If you don't pick so many girls, you have to pick me, okay? Humph, little hooligan, I didn't break your time. It's a bargain for you.
Li Weidong was immediately choked by saliva. Sister, why don't you just say that you almost broke my virginity, isn't it better?
"So you said, can I practice this golden bell cover?"
Shen Lin looked forward to it and reached out to grab Li Weidong's arm. Li Weidong was afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for ten years. He hurriedly flashed aside and said, "If you have something to say, don't touch your hands and feet. Well, didn't you just say that you have to be a virgin to practice this kung fu. Hey hey, you are congenitally deficient and can't practice. Wait for the next life.
"Do not lie. You just said that you don't have this rule. Besides, you promised to teach me last time, do you want to deny it?"
"This..."
"Do you still want me to teach you like that? OK, don't blame me for my stomachache. Oh~~~~~Master~~~~~"
"%¥#@¥..." Li Weidong rolled his eyes and said in his heart that you are really bullying Lao Na as a virgin! Ri, you can't always let her pester yourself like this. She turned her eyes and said, "If you want to learn the golden bell from me, it's not impossible, but if you want to practice magic skills, you have to suffer a lot and endure the unbearable torture of ordinary people. Look at your appearance, Miss Jiao, can you stand it?"
Shen Lin was quick-tempered and unirritated. She immediately stared and said, "Don't ster people, who is Miss Jiao?" If it weren't for the fact that you had a golden bell, did you think you had beaten me? Don't talk nonsense, just say whether you teach or not.
"Good. Since you are so determined, I will teach you as an exception. First of all, whether you can learn it or not depends on your own perseverance and sincerity.
"Sincerity, of course, Master!" Hearing that Li Weidong wanted to teach herself, Shen Lin smiled happily, and the master shouted as if she were wrapped in honey.
Pretating to cough twice, Li Weidong said bluntly, "Apprentice, the way to practice is all with one heart. If you want to practice the golden bell mask and resist knives and fists with flesh and blood, first of all, you have to break through your psychological obstacles and challenge your psychological bottom line. Alas, this level is really difficult. I'm afraid you can't practice it!"
"How come? At least I'm a policeman, okay? I don't have any psychological endurance."
"Real? Not necessarily." Li Weidong pointed to an obscene middle-aged man by the roadside and said, "Go and shake hands with that uncle, and then shout 'I'm a big pervert, I'm a big pig'. Do you dare?"
"Little hooligan, are you kidding me?"
Shen Lin raised her hand and patted the back of Li Weidong's head in anger. However, Li Weidong's hands were fast and his eyes were fast. He waved his hand and said contemptuously, "Why do you want to fight again? Cut, you don't have such a little psychological endurance, and you still want to practice the golden bell mask?"
Shen Lin knew that she couldn't beat him, so she blushed angrily and said, "Are you lying to the ghost? Do you dare to call me to have a look at such an idiot?
"Okay, you said, I'll show you. If I call you and you dare not shout, it means that you are not that material at all. Don't pester me to teach you how to practice in the future.
Li Weidong got out of the car with a smile. There was a girl passing by. Li Weidong walked up seriously and said, "Hello, miss, can I tell you something?"
"Om, tell me." Seeing that a very energetic boy was very polite, the girl said politely. Unexpectedly, Li Weidong clenched his fists and stamped his feet and shouted, "I'm a big pervert, I'm a big pig!" The girl was so scared that her face turned pale, and the bags on her shoulders were almost scared off. She turned around and ran away.
Li Weidong returned to the car and said proudly, "How's it going, police sister? It is said that in those years, I was the master who forced me to use this method to practice excellent psychological quality and courage. You can't do such a small thing, and you still want to practice the golden bell cover. If they cut it with a knife, won't they scare you to death? Remember, this is because you don't take the initiative to learn. Don't beg me if you regret it in the future.
Shen Lin's black line on her forehead said with great contempt for a long time: "Retarded, idiot! I want to believe you, I'm really a big pig. Humph, pervert! A broken golden bell cover, who cares about it, don't teach it!"
PS: It's all one o'clock. It seems to be a little late today. I'm sorry ^_^