Chapter 154 Shit is not eaten like this
Li Weidong guessed right. When the three of them rushed to the North District Gymnasium, Luo Jie's animal had already come to the door. As soon as I entered the door, I heard Luo Jie shouting: "Do you admit defeat? What do you mean, Boss Huang? Isn't your mechanical institute quite awesome? You even asked the 'Slam Dunk King' to send us a message. If you lose, you will change the club into a branch. Now we send it to you to abuse. Why do you want to be a shrinking turtle?
"Yes, 'Slam Dunk King', we are all so scared, damn it! Oh, a bunch of rubbish, rubbish, go eat shit!"
Luo Jie's little brother also followed. Only then did Li Weidong see that there were a lot of people coming. In addition to a few people wearing basketball vests, they also followed dozens of animals. At first glance, they were from the Civil Engineering Institute, and they were extremely sarcastic at Mr. Huang. As soon as he saw Li Weidong coming in, it was more like pouring oil on the fire, and a noise almost lifted the roof open.
Huang Yutao was also inexplicable. When he saw Li Weidong, he shouted, "Damn it, you boy!" He quickly pulled him aside and whispered, "Did you go to see Luo Jie at noon? What did you say to him?"
Li Weidong said innocently, "Yes, I said you want me to send them a message."
"Ah! TMD, when did I ask you to send a message! What did you say?
"I didn't say anything. Didn't you say that Luo Jie's grandson has always wanted to swallow the martial arts club? I told him that whoever loses will change the club to a club..."
"FUCK YOU!"
Huang Yutao suddenly screamed, and Li Weidong immediately said with admiration, "Oh, boss, you are so amazing. That's right. I also said these three words to Luo Jie..."
"I%¥#@..."
Huang Yutao wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't wait to separate Li Weidong's body. The ticketer of the Civil Engineering Institute began to shout again: "Damn, rubbish, do you want to fight? Isn't it awesome? Such a bitch, it's better to do transsexuality collectively!"
I don't know who shouted, "Mechanical Institute, eat shit!" Immediately, the animals were coaxed.
The dormitory buildings in the North District are the mechanical courtyard, the information courtyard and the material courtyard, and the largest proportion of livestock in the mechanical courtyard is the largest. Therefore, although the basketball level of the mechanical academy is rotten, the North District Gymnasium is basically controlled by the mechanical academy. As soon as the words of the Civil Engineering Institute were shouted out, the animals in the N-multi-mechanical courtyard patrol in the gymnasium couldn't stand it. They roared with one voice, "MLGB, ride on our heads to shit! Beat Boss Huang, beat the son of a bitch out of the gym!"
Li Weidong said with a smile, "Look, Boss Huang, there seems to be no way out. Let's play a game. In case of good luck to win, our mechanical institute will raise its eyebrows from now on, right?
"Whate you! If TMD loses, won't I, Huang Yutao, become the eternal sinner of the mechanical institute?
"Let me play, I promise to win. If I lose, I will drop out of school immediately, and it's up to you!"
What Li Weidong said is resolute. For the sake of this, Huang Yutao was speechless. The animals of the courtyard team also gathered around and asked whether to fight or not. Huang Yutao roared depressedly, "I amused you. Do you still have a choice now? Damn it, fight with them!" After that, he gritted his teeth and pointed to Li Weidong and said, "Oc, you boy, remember, if you lose this game, I will fucking castrated you!"
Li Weidong smiled and said, "Wait, the atmosphere doesn't seem to be warm enough. It's too boring to play like this." He walked to Luo Jie's ticket and said politely, "Just now, it seems that someone said let's eat shit. Who said that?"
Luo Jie said contemptuously, "Fuck, I said, what's wrong? Do you want to show us what you want to eat?"
"NO! NO! NO!" Li Weidong shook his finger and said solemnly, "Shit, I don't eat like this."
"Damn it!" Everyone burst into laughter. Luo Jie said, "Then tell us how to eat it?"
"It's very simple, it's better than scoring a goal." Li Weidong smiled and said, "Luo Jie, why don't we make a bet? In this game, only the two of us have scored more goals than each other, and the other person will have to take a bite of shit, okay?"
Luo Jie burst into laughter. This player is the small striker who scored the most points in the civil engineering team, and his physical and personal ability are very good. Basically, he can win more than 20 points in each game. At most of last year's college competition, he set a new single-player scoring record, reaching a terrible 57 points and is known as the first in Zhongda. Ball machine!
As we all know, basketball requires not only technology, but also excellent physical fitness. Among other things, with his 1.87-meter size and the skill of practicing taekwondo all year round, so far no one in Zhongda University dares to confront him head-on, not to mention such a one-on-one follow-up machine! And Li Weidong stood in front of him and competed. He was thin and small. Even if he could play a few basketballs, how many goals could he score in a game? Two? Three? Dare to make such a bet with Luo Jie. Did this girl burn his skull with swine flu?
The gymnasium was in an uproar, and even Boss Huang was stunned and didn't know what to say. Luo Jie was afraid that Li Weidong would repent and immediately shouted, "Okay! Just as you said, whoever loses will take a bite of shit. However, I also need to add a condition that if you want to eat, you must eat it pulled out by the other party. TMD who dares to go back on his word, whose whole family is dead, his wife is ridden, and his son is**!"
"Damn it, you can make such a vicious oath!" Li Weidong stretched out his palm and said, "That's what I said. These people present are all witnesses. Let's make a deal!"
With a high-five oath, Li Weidong walked back with a smile on his face. Huang Yutao and others were already half crazy at this time. After a long time, Huang Yutao said sadly and angrily, "MLGB, I just know why you provoked us to compete with civil construction. You are a crazy psychopath at all! Fortunately, you didn't say that you lost and the whole team ate together just now, otherwise I'm afraid I can't help but chore you alive!"
"Damn!" Li Weidong rolled his eyes and said, "You are sure that I will lose!"
"What do you think?!" Huang Yutao didn't bother to talk nonsense with him. He waved and said, "Go on the court!" Damn, I'll find you a plastic bag."
Huang Yutao's basketball level is very bad. He is just a name in the courtyard team. The real main force is the muscular man who went to the dormitory to find Li Weidong that day, named Meng Wei, who is also the captain on the court. Thinking that Li Weidong may have to eat poop for a while, Meng Wei said sympathetically, "Brother, you can play the inside striker when you play. We will pass the ball to you as much as possible. You score one more goal and eat less later."
Li Weidong was walking to the locker room. Hearing this, he almost bumped into the door. Another buddy, Liu Zhigang, said, "Forget it. What's the difference between eating one bite and eating ten bites? Anyway, I've eaten it all. Let's think about how we win first. If we eat poop again, and the martial arts club will hang the brand of the taekwondo branch after that, it's really a shame. Why don't we transfer collectively?
"Damn, that's right." Everyone echoed in unison, and Li Weidong was speechless for a while.
PS: Today's first update ^_^