Chapter 206 Want a man without a master
"The groom is here, fire the cannon." Seeing Zhao Er's arrival, the local carp immediately gave an order, and the sound of firecrackers sounded loudly.
Suona, the loudspeaker also gathered away the cheerful music. The local monster came up and said, "Shangxian, the bride is waiting for you in the boudoir. I'll take you there."
Because the previous local carp monster fled without any righteousness, it was rudely deprived of the position of land manager by Zhao Er and became an idle person. In addition to this, the local carp monster seized the opportunity and wanted to show attention. Each of the four corners tied a red heart belt on its head, and the snow-white fur brush was spotless, signaling Zhao Er to ride it. I'm going to ask for a kiss.
On the happy day, Zhao Er was too lazy to argue with it. He wore a bright red 'top robe', a red hydrangea on his chest, and sat on the back of the earthy monster like a sheep. After a while, he arrived at the 'Dish Fairy Cave' where the bride lived. A group of warblers and swallows were piled up at the door, dressed as extremely festive.
Zhao Er came down from the sheep, and the local crucian monster collapsed on the ground breathlessly. He was about to go in and rob the bride, but he was pushed out by the women led by Chen Yuanzhu and shouted, "Master, do you want to grab Miss Zhou so simply? It doesn't meet our small requirements. But there is no way."
"What do you want?" It's not easy for Zhao Er to force him to break in. That would be boring, so he had to bargain with them.
"First of all, bring the red envelope!" Chen Yuanzhu spread out her jade-white and tender palm, and the old god was begging for it. She wanted to seize today's opportunity to fool around. In the future, it would be difficult to think about being so presumptuous.
Zhao Er touched his body. His clothes were all new and there were no red envelopes. Moreover, he hadn't had money with him for a long time since he practiced immortals, and he couldn't help but look embarrassed.
"Why not? Then we won't let you in." Chen Yuanzhu tied her hands to her chest and said proudly.
At the critical moment, the local carp rushed up, and a pile of red envelopes were waved on the scissor-like claws: "Shangxian, this is what I secretly prepared according to the number of girls."
"Old man, you traitor!" Chen Yuanzhu's proud face disappeared. She scolded angrily, and the girls also criticized one after another. The foam flew all over and almost drowned the local carp monster.
This time, Zhao Er laughed, took the red envelope, handed it to Chen Yuanzhu, and shouted, "Can I go in now?"
Chen Yuanzhu suddenly laughed and resolutely denied: "No!" She shook the red envelope in her hand, as if she had expected it, "We are ninety-nine sisters. The number of red envelopes is wrong."
The local carp monster, who was still complacent, was suddenly dumbfounded there. As if it had lost its soul, he suddenly shouted, "Chen Yuanzhu, how dare you erdefeat me? Yesterday it was ninety-eight. Today, you dare to add people..."
Zhao Er is speechless. This stupid sheep doesn't understand the meaning of auspiciousness for a long time. He deserves to be yinned. What's the pity that he is taking out a red envelope?
Chen Yuanzhu divided the red envelopes. Sure enough, everyone had one hand, but her hand was empty. She reached out to Zhao Er and laughed and begged for it. Some of the women opened the red envelopes and saw that there was only one silver ancient coin, and they didn't help but make a fuss: "You are so stingy. How can you do this? Just give me another super-large red envelope of 99,999!"
The local crucian monster argued with his neck, "Hey, what do you know? This was treasured hundreds of years ago, and now there is no place to buy it if you have money."
"Who wants your shit?" I don't know who took the lead. The woman's best friend smashed the ancient coin. The local carp was in pain and immediately hugged the head and rushed away.
At this time, Zhao Er suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Yes!" The mind turned into the mud ball palace in the middle of the eyebrows. At the time of a dozen pearls and jade trees, ninety-nine gems flew out from the beginning and end of the eyebrows.
As soon as Chen Yuanzhu saw it, her eyes were bright, but she pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Well, you have passed this barrier, and there is still a barrier before you can pick up the bride."
"Do you want to come back?" Zhao Er had to deal with their difficult demands.
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It was lively outside, but the disc fairy cave was quiet. Zhou Youdie was dressed in a bright red glow and sat in front of the bronze mirror. Behind her, Mrs. Baoxiang held a wooden comb and held her dark and soft hair. One combed it to the end, two combed the white hair and eyebrows, three combed to the children and grandchildren all over the ground, and four combed to four silver bamboo shoots. The standard is complete.
Then, put on the phoenix crown, sat on the edge of the bed, covered with a red cover, and waited for the groom to lead her over and worship the world three times.
There was also a dowry girl dressed in bright red tied to the stool next to her. She was looking at the new bride Zhou Youdie with hatred and almost biting her silver teeth. It was the captive she captured on Kunlun Mountain, the long white fairy, the wife of the Golden Eye King.
Mrs. Baoxiang looked around and quietly walked over and said, "Sister, I know that you fell into such a field to save me. Don't worry, I will definitely save you out."
The long white fairy looked at Mrs. Baoxiang viciously. Her slender and snow-white neck was straight. Mrs. Baoxiang did not dare to look at it. You should know that this wedding was arranged according to the ancient ceremony. The female phoenix crowned, and the male champion robe was basic.
There is also a dowry double knife, that is, scissors.
Sweet honey, candy.
Flowers bloom rich, vase.
Full of food and clothing, 72 sets of clothes. Even the bed is full of red dates. Do you have a noble son early?
In ancient times, it was inevitable for ladies to marry and dowry maids. Zhou Youdie also prepared one early, which was a pain for the long white fairy, because the dowry maids were often big maids in the room. When the hostess was not help, she would pick up and circle the male host. In this way, she would be rescued in the future. It's also a ruined willow. What's the use?
Therefore, Bao Xiangfu didn't dare to face this good sister in the past and comforted her softly, "Don't you always want children? The Golden-eyed King and you are a beast, and the other are birds. They are not the same kind, and it's normal not to conceive. Man is the spirit of all things, and the experience of many goblins giving birth to children may be conceive.
"Get out!" The long white fairy blushed and roared, and she didn't know whether she was angry or shy.
Zhou Youdie heard the noise and coughed discontentedly, which made the two of them quiet.
Outside, Zhao Er passed five passes and killed six generals. Finally, he broke into the boudoir, walked to the bride, and handed over the red eternal knot concentric belt. Zhou Youdie stretched out her little hand and grabbed it. The red cover covered her eyes. She couldn't see anything. She could only let the groom lead her the way. Maybe she was taken into the gutter, or the couple's life would be happy in the future. Mei, in ancient times, there was a particularity, called marrying a chicken with a chicken, marrying a dog with a dog, and in modern times, marrying Zhao Er with Zhao Er.
The bride and groom and the bride walked to the preset Xitang at the same time. Mrs. Baoxiang, the venerable, most of the disciples of the Yinhai monk and the Hehuan Sect came to watch the ceremony, which was very lively.
Xuan Yuying also ran out, combing a strange horn braid, acting as the master of ceremonies, and raising his voice:
"One worship of heaven and earth!"
"Second visit to Gaotang!"
Because the parents of both sides were not at the scene, they worshipped heaven and earth twice and prayed for God's safety.
Finally: "Fare to each other!"
Zhao Er looked at the woman opposite him and remembered that when he saw her for the first time, he was almost recognized by her. Later, he insisted on chasing the jade girl because he didn't want to be punished, but he didn't know that it was all his own arrangement. In the deep pool of Kunlun, she was attacked by the shadow of flowers, and she was also a rescuer who braved the dead demon alliance...
All this is for your own sake. If you marry a wife like this, what does your husband want?
Zhao Er arched his hand and bowed down.
Zhou Youdie, who was covered by the red cover, didn't know what the mood was. Her shoulders trembled slightly and she didn't say goodbye for a long time--
"What's the matter? What's wrong with the bride?" After a long time, the people watching the ceremony finally found something abnormal, boiling like a fried porridge pot, whispering, and no one knew exactly what had happened.
But if someone observes carefully, he will find that the old face of the venerable is a little abnormal, and he seems to know something.
Zhao Er's waist still has a 90-degree worship posture and does not move, as if the bride does not worship with his husband and wife, and will always maintain this posture.
Only Zhao Er, who maintained a low-waisted posture, could see the tears falling like rain under the red cover, as if he understood something. He sighed, "Do you know?"
"Yes." The bride's answer was almost inaudible in crying, but Zhao Er still heard it: "I'm sorry! I lied to you for so long. In fact, I didn't mean to do it. In the beginning, I didn't expect to be such a person like you. In the future, your infatuation and your bravery moved me, so I didn't dare to say, and I fell in love with you... Hey, now it's too late to say this. You can do whatever you want, but please let us finish the 'husband and wife worship' first. When I become a real husband and wife, I will die under your pomegranate skirt and die without regret.
Zhao Er said desolately, and Yao Weiming, who had hidden from the six palaces of the gallbladder, only heard goose bumps all over his body.
"Do you think you don't dare?" The bride's red cover was not lifted, and her hands suddenly stretched out from the phoenix crown, and the two were shaped like mandarin ducks. The blue Wang Wang obviously quenched the highly poisonous 'scissors' and stabbed towards Zhao Er's chest.
Half a meter away from each other quickly becomes 40 centimeters, 30 centimeters, ten centimeters!
Zhao Er stood up calmly, and his sad eyes were full of tears. He looked at the beautiful bride dimly. He didn't dodge or avoid it. He was more sad than death: "After all, you still refuse to become a husband and wife with Zhao Er."
The poisoned scissors inserted into Zhao Er's chest without mercy, but wiped it weakly. The scissors champion robe fell to the ground with two clicks, and the bride also fluttered softly in front of Zhao Er and said speechlessly, "I'm sorry!"
"Ah!" At this time, the screams outside came out, one after another, and one of the angry male voices was the most eye-catching.
"Daw, it's only an inch away! I knew that stinky women couldn't be trusted at all.
Many disciples of Hehuanzong felt that the voice were familiar until the Venerable shouted: "It's Bai Luye. It's his instructions. Catch him quickly!"
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Xuan Yuying was extremely depressed. This was the scene she arranged, but it turned out to be a mess.
Naturally, some people want to fish in troubled waters. For example, Mrs. Baoxiang quietly retreated and soon disappeared.
The mandarin duck scissors on the ground suddenly became spiritual and quietly flew up and pricked Zhao E's back!