Chapter 101 Asamoa's Ass
After the game restarted, Schalke 04's attack slowed down a little.
I didn't feel it when I had been attacking just now. As soon as I suddenly stopped, Pearson, who commanded the team, immediately realized the reason why he didn't score: he was too eager to succeed. Of course, a fierce attack is good, but it is for the continuous attack, but there are some clueless random kicks, so that many opportunities can't be grasped, which is the most important reason why you don't score.
It is a reason to stabilize the formation and then seek to attack, just like sharpening a knife and cutting firewood.
In this way, Schalke 04 seems to have slowed down a lot, but under the drive of Don Jack and Pearson, the competition with Dortmund has the upper hand, and the threat of each attack has also increased significantly.
At this time, the live commentator began to calmly and constantly analyze the performance of the players of the two teams for the fans, and sometimes they were surprised to worry about the Schalke 04 goal. Most of them were still discussing the attacks of Schalke 04.
In fact, the same is true. Schalke 04's attack has slowed down. It seems that the two teams are on an equal level. It's not lively, but in fact, Dortmund's attack is not a big threat to Schalke 04, because they have just recovered from the fierce defense. Maybe they have not adapted to it, while Schalke 04 is stable. After the formation, there were few mistakes, and almost every time they hit the ball into the Dortmund penalty area, making the hearts of the visiting team fans bear challenges again and again.
During this period, Don Jack began to move forward slightly.
The team stabilized the attack, but he did not have to go to the penalty area to wait for opportunities, but wandered back and forth on the left and right sides to find opportunities outside the penalty area. His long-range shot is a rather threatening means for Schalke 04. Don Jack is very aware of this. There are two followers around. His threat outside the penalty area is far greater than that in the penalty area. High.
The threat is a threat, but the number of times Tang Jack catches the ball has suddenly decreased. At this time, the role of the two people's defense is revealed, and Tang Jie is no longer the prestige he had just now.
But almost half of the people in the audience are still paying attention to him.
Especially the Dortmund players on the court, almost every defensive player pays attention to Don Jack, because they know that if this guy gets the ball, the threat is the biggest. In this game, he hasn't shot a few shots. Carelessly, let him find a good position to volley. Maybe Schalke 04 will take the lead. .
In this worry, what the Dortmund players were worried about still happened. This was in the 43rd minute of the first half. After Tang Jack got the ball on the left, he took two steps towards the middle and took a shot directly in front of the penalty area!
A long-range shot of about 25 meters!
Ordinary people can't kick in this position, because it's too far away, and the goal must be a world wave, but Don Jack has some confidence. The football roars straight to the Dortmund goal. Fortunately, the goalkeeper Weiden Ferrer reacted in time, which saved Dortmund.
Just a minute later, taking advantage of the corner kick, Altentop pushed the ball out of the penalty area, and Don Jack, who was ambushed outside the penalty area, finally waited for the opportunity again. This time it was passed to him by Pearson.
After receiving the ball, taking advantage of the chaos in the penalty area, Don Jack shot directly without thinking about it!
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"Jack, shot..."
Hearing this, even the on-site commentator has no confidence, because the shot position and the shooting timing are not very good. The penalty area is overcrowded. How difficult it is for such a strong shot to penetrate the wall. It requires not only technology, but also luck!
Don Jack was also secretly annoyed after shooting.
Just as the commentator and Don Jack thought, the next moment the penalty area was more chaotic. The first reaction of the Dortmund player was to block the shot with his body, while the Schalke 04 player wanted to disperse to make room for the football.
Asamoa is also among them.
In the corner kick just now, he stood in the penalty area to find an opportunity. Next to him was Dortmund player Masio. Amoruso, who has been defending him, and the two keep struggling for positions in the penalty area.
When the ball was pushed out by Altentope, Asamoa was still entangled with Amoruso. The two seemed to see each other and kept hitting the body. When Don Jack shot, Asamoa reacted with a big mouth. It was time to go back to defend.
"Kid, I'll let you go this time. I'll wait for the second half..." Asamoa said with a big mouth, with a frightening smile on his face and his fingers.
He is right. The first half is almost over, and the two will wait for the second half.
But this did not make the latter react, because Amoruso saw Don Jack's shot, and he subconsciously ran to the left to block the ball. The next moment, Asamoa, who had just turned around, felt a pain behind his back, as if something had hit his buttocks.
Bitch. My son dares to sneak up on me!!!" Asamoa was furious. At first, he thought it was Amoruso who couldn't help 'provoking'.
But immediately, I heard a whistle from the referee, and then there was a crazy cheer from Schalke 04 fans.
"What the hell? What? What happened?"
Assamoa couldn't figure it out at all. He turned his head and found that the football had entered the Dortmund net...
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Goooooooooooal!!!!!! The goal is in!!!!!!"
"Is it...???"
Obviously, the commentator at the scene did not see what was going on. He continued, "That moment was too messy. It seemed to be an own goal...? The other party's Amoruso..."
"Oh, God! It's Asamoa!"
At this time, the big screen at the scene played the picture just now. Don Jack's shot rushed to the Dortmund goal and crossed the side of the two players. Amoruso wanted to block the ball to the left, but he only had time to rub it with his shoulder a little. The football changed the route and directly hit Asamoa's buttocks and bounced into the net...
"It's Asamoa!! Gerard Asamoa!! This strong German Ghanaian man uses... Help the team take the lead with your ass...!! Haha... This is really interesting. Gerard also has a valuable ass..."
Although the words don't sound good, that's the truth. But in any case, this goal has detonated the ** of the Schalke 04 fans! They got up and applauded and shouted to give a fierce blow to the Dortmund fans opposite. At this moment, the Feltings Stadium really belongs to Schalke 04.
The players on the court also came to celebrate the goal for Asamoa---
"There's a lot of meat. This weighs dozens of pounds, right?" Pearson touched Asamoa's buttocks and said.
Don Jack ran over, looked down and said, "How long are you? It must be different from ours. I don't think we can score goals with our buttocks..."
Young Mike. Hank had a bad smile on his face. He twisted Asamoa's buttocks hard before laughing, "It turns out that you still have such a precious buttocks. I think you should let the fans visit after the game, especially those crazy female fans, haha!! Haha!!"
Asamoa couldn't help flirting. Others couldn't afford to provoke, but Hank could afford to provoke, so he pulled Hank's jersey and said, "Hey hey, let me show it to the fans first."
"God, don't! Handsome Gerard, forgive me..." There is only Mike left around. Hank's pleading and the laughter of his teammates around him.
The 'PK show' of the two people's live-life stadium ended up with a thin Mike. Hank's victory ended because in the process of celebrating the goal, he had a large group of supporters, that is, Schalke 04 fans.
The excited fans will not let go of Asamoa's precious buttocks. They made up a song for this goal---
We are the advancing Schalke 04, the brave and fearless Schalke 04,
Our players are unstoppable, especially Jack, who is a brave warrior,
Not only Jack, but also others are very good.
Among them, Asamoa's buttocks are indispensable,
That ass is big and round. What a good ass,
It can not only keep people stable, but also bring goals,
Assamoa's ass is the baby of Schalke 04!
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I don't know which talented fan compiled this song. Anyway, in a short time, this song was sung by Schalke 04 fans in the stands, which made Asaamo feel that he should find a crack to get in. He was no longer in the mood to be with Mike. Hank joked, but looked at Don Jack with sadness---
The ball just now, it was because of Don Jack's shot that he was lucky to score... Moreover, in the songs of the fans, Don Jack is a hero, and he... But only the buttocks are mentioned...
God...