the 46th meat joke on the wine table

Most people have a strange feeling. They are a little afraid of wine before drinking, but once they start, this feeling becomes lighter and lighter. In the end, the wine is as sweet as the mouth. No matter how strong the wine is, they don't feel spicy, only delicious.

When drinking, everyone's performance is also different. Some people like to sleep with their heads covered, some like to run around, some laugh wildly, and some cry. There are also alternative types such as Li Tang Shixian that the more you drink, the more talented you drink, the more you think, while others do the opposite. The more you drink, the more stupid you drink, the lower your IQ. .

The people upstairs of Helan were no exception. With a bowl of strong wine, he wanted to get drunk with the Marquis Song who came from Beijing, but he didn't expect that the Marquis Song was very drunk and several bowls of Yiliqu wine. Instead of drunken nonsense, he was very energetic. On the other hand, Zhou Dong has been drunk since the second bowl. He collapsed on the chair and sang a little song with a strange smile on his face. An Weixue is still normal. He made a lot of preparations in advance and drank a few bowls of goat's milk. Although it has been smoked at this moment, he has not lost his temper.

Several military officers were not drunk, but their words were obviously more, and they were less formal when they met Song Nanchu. Under the stimulation of alcohol, the diaphragm between the people in this seat has been eliminated a lot, and the atmosphere has been much warmer.

"When I heard about the deeds of the Marquis of Song, the people of our generation were very admired. When... In the battle of Xinpingbao, the Marquis Song was both wise and brave to save the emperor from the Wan army. At that time, some people did not believe it. When the news was confirmed, I was in the Ningxia town army. The generals all regard Lord Song as a god. It's really an honor to have a drink with the Marquis of Song today. Zhou Ang raised his fingers at Song Nan with his big tongue, and his face was full of worship.

Song Nan grabbed a lamb chop and chewed it uprightly and said vaguely, "Don't say that. That's the result of everyone's concerted efforts. It's also Emperor Hong Fu Qitian, plus my little luck."

"No, no, no, how can such a thing be explained by luck? Is it also luck that the marquis led an army to sweep away the rebels Liu Liu and Liu Qi? Do you need to know that Mr. Xu personally led the troops to lose the battle, and in the end, didn't the marquis come out to turn the tide? The marquis should not be humble. In short, in my Ming army, who does not admire the ability of Marquis Song. Another commander, He Jin, also flattered with a smile.

Song Nan said, "Don't do this. I know how much I am. If I have such a great ability, how can I not even find out the attack case of Lord Yang told by the emperor? Oh, I still don't have the ability."

Everyone was stunned. Song Nan brought the topic to the incident of Yang Yiqing's attack, which immediately calmed down An Weixue, Zhou Ang and others a lot. Although they were drunk, they were not so fierce. Song Nan obviously wanted to take advantage of this enthusiasm to ask some words, and how could she escape the eyes of the wary crowd.

"When the marquis first came to this town, he was worried about his business, which made people respect him. However, at today's banquet, he dared to ask the marquis to put this matter down; Commander Zhou was at the table. Didn't General Jiang say that this morning? Lord Yang's attack was led by Commander Zhou to investigate. Lord Xi wanted to ask the inside story of the matter, and Commander Zhou naturally knew everything. Lord Zhou, after the banquet, you should report the attack on Lord Yang to the marquis in detail, so that the marquis can return to Beijing and explain to the emperor. An Wei learned to say lightly.

Zhou Ang woke up most of the time and said quickly, "That's natural, that's natural. Don't worry, Marquis Song, you can ask at any time, and your humble position is waiting for you at any time."

Song Nan knew that he could not be too hasty. In fact, he did not intend to ask the details of Zhou Ang's survey at all. Jiang Han had already said that the result of Zhou Ang's finding out was a mess made by the Taran. It's better not to ask him if he was sure it was the answer. Today, Zhou Ang was specially asked to be present here. Presumably, Ang is already ready this week.

Thinking about this, Song Nan smiled and raised his glass and said, "What is, although we met for the first time, we are in the same spirit. Today, we drank comfortably, and people also looked comfortable. It's a little bad to talk about some official business. If we don't talk about it, drink and drink."

Everyone echoed and poured another bowl of wine. An Weixue barely drank another bowl, and his confidge indescribable nausea. At a glance, he saw Zhou Dong, who was paralyzed as drunk on the chair, immediately became angry and frowned, "Lord Zhou, why are you so drunk? We have drunk four bowls. You only drink only two bowls. This look is not good. It's too rude in front of Lord Song.

Zhou Dong hummed and waved his hand and said, "I'm not good at drinking. I can't compare with you. You are used to mutton spirits in the northwest. Although I have been here for several months, I'm still not used to it."

An Weixue hummed and said, "That's true. Lord Zhou is a charming guest in the capital. You usually drink light wine and listen to the bee's waist and play some elegant things. We can't compare with it."

Zhou Dong's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, are there any singing women in this building? I haven't listened to the song for many days. Why don't you ask a few singers to help? In this way, I can still drink one or two more bowls with Marquis Song.

An Wei's eyes showed contempt, but Zhou Dong had proposed it and it was inconvenient to refuse, so he invited the restaurant clerks to arrange for the singer to come. After a while, three singing women came in from outside the screen. The appearance of these three women was actually very different from that of the Han people. Their high nose and blue eyes were quite exotic. Although they were born with ordinary appearance, it was rare that they were tall and slender and fit. Their clothes were also simple. They wore embroidered colorful octagonal hats on their heads, all dragging long. Big braids.

An Weixue saw Song Nan's eyesight and came to Song Nan's ear and said, "These are all Uigu women. There are many Uigu people under the jurisdiction of Ningxia Town. It looks different. Unfortunately, these women only sell songs but not their bodies, but if adults are interested, the subordinate can arrange it."

Song Nan smiled and shook his head and said, "Thank you, Lord An, but it's not necessary."

An Wei smiled and said to himself: What is it? Who doesn't know that you, Marquis Song, have a group of wives and concubines at a young age, and are not a good fisherman? Before marrying the little princess of the Duke's Mansion, you also took two concubines. Aren't you afraid that the princess of the Duke's Mansion won't allow it after marriage?

When the singer appeared on the stage, everyone in the seat came to be energetic, especially Zhou Dong, who suddenly became extremely sober from a pool of mud. A pair of squinting eyes circled around the three singers' high chests and slender waist buttocks, and looked like a squintish old man.

"What are the names of the three of you?" Zhou Dong stretched out his neck and asked.

"Sir, my name is Baharguri. They are my sisters, one is Maalwati Khan, and the other is Zumulaiti Khan." The tallest Uygu woman was embarrassed by Zhou Dong's eyes and frowned into a small sharp tip, but also answered honestly.

Zhou Dong couldn't help learning the Chinese language of a Uigu woman with a strange accent and said forgetful, "Oh, this name is good. All three are good."

Li Zeng smiled and asked, "These are all Uegu words. Does Lord Zhou also understand?"

Zhou Dong's face turned red, and he could naturally hear the ridiculing in Li Zeng's mouth, but he didn't think so. Li Zeng is an eunuch. How could he understand the taste of it and argued, "If you don't believe it, you can ask them what their names mean."

Li Zeng smiled and said, "Just ask, that singer, what does your name mean in the official language? Let's talk about it."

"My name means spring flowers, and one of my two sisters' names is pearls and the other is emeralds." Bahar Guli whispered.

Zhou Dong laughed and said, "How about it? Grandpa has nothing to say this time. Is it not a good name to add two gems to a flower?

Li Zeng stared and said nothing. Suddenly, he heard Zhou Ang burst into laughter. Everyone looked at it in astonishment and saw Zhou Ang's face full of wine and his shoulders shaking with laughter.

An Wei asked, "Why did Commander Zhou laugh?"

Zhou Ang shivered with a smile and waved his hands repeatedly, "I can't say it."

Everyone rolled their eyes and rolled their eyes. They didn't know that this guy's tendon was wrong, but Zhou Dong asked unrelentlessly, "What on earth did Lord Zhou find? If you say it, it will teach everyone to smile.

Zhou Ang suppressed his smile and said, "Do you really want to say it?"

"Say it."

Zhou Ang gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, don't think I'm lame. One of these three women is called a flower, and the other two are called two gems. Isn't it *? Hahaha."

Zhou Ang laughed again before he finished his words. Everyone was puzzled. Zhou Ang smiled and drew a sparrow in the air. Now everyone understood that the two gems, one left and one right, and a flower in the middle, really looked like a well-structured thing.

Everyone exploded, An Weixue laughed, and his fingers kept pointing to Zhou Ang. Several military officers and Zhou Dong also laughed and kissed, cursing endlessly. Li Zeng was embarrassed. Everyone had *, but he was empty, as if he had been cancelled by everyone.

Seeing that Li Zeng's face was not good, everyone quickly stopped laughing and coughed and returned to normal. The three singers standing in front of them blushed shyly. Baharguli said coldly, "Do you still want to listen to the music? If you don't listen, we will leave."

Zhou Dong hurriedly said, "Listen, why don't you listen? Come and sing. Can you play the cards and small orders of our Han people?"

Bahal Gurli said, "I can do some."

An Weixue said, "What does Marquis Song like to listen to?"

Song Nan said, "Sing casually, I'm not particular about it."

An Weixue nodded and said, "Do you hear me? Sing casually, pick up your hands."

Three Uyuru singers nodded and agreed. One played the piano, the other played the lute, and the other played the hand drum with colorful edges. The music sounded, and the three sang soothingly: "The dead vine old tree faint crow, the small bridge flowing water family, the ancient road west wind thin horse, the sunset, the broken-hearted people in the world."

The singing can only be regarded as ordinary. In Song Nan's view, both the song and the song are 108,000 miles away from Dai Suer, but these women's singing and spitting out words with a little exotic mood, which sounds fresh.

After singing a song, everyone applauded politely. When everyone took the wine bowl and was about to drink another bowl of wine, they heard someone laughing. This time, Zhou Dong was laughing loudly.

"Lord Zhou, what's wrong?" An Weixue asked with a frown.

"Don't you listen? The pronunciation of these singers is really strange. I don't listen to Ma Zhiyuan's little order at all, but it's like... but like...haha."

Everyone was stunned and didn't know what he said. Zhou Dong couldn't help laughing and said, "All the adults will understand when I come to learn their singing."

After saying that, he got up and cleared his throat and sang: "Crying pain... Uncle... Dizziness, Tips... Flowing water... Ninja..."

Everyone was slightly stunned and burst into laughter. The cup and plate overturned in the laughter, making it jingle, and the wine overflowed and was in a mess.