Chapter 5: Sister, I want to pee
Du Qian didn't know that Ke Shasha had clearly understood what he was peeping at. The moment he stepped into the door, he obviously felt the real cold light. He shot him in the back and made Du Qian almost fall down. I am also secretly guarding for this beautiful senior sister in my heart.
After practicing for a long time with "Exhale Breathing" for a long time, Du Qian did not feel any effect, but fell asleep while practicing.
The next day, the lazy sunlight shines directly on Du Qian's face through the paper window. He turned over lazily, with a bad smile on the corners of his mouth. However, with his honest face, you can only see what he is thinking about.
That's right. I was playing with the seven fairies in my dream. I saw that the seven fairies were developing towards being naked one by one. Suddenly, a strong light came. Du Qian turned around and flashed, but saw the seven fairies's original undressing hands and paused for a moment. As I said, if I dare to be late, I will never show mercy!"
This sound? It can't be wrong. Isn't it the voice of Keshasha? Du Qian, who was still in the dream, suddenly recalled everything, as if he had been splashed with cold water, and suddenly straightened up.
However, Du Qian's body scared Ke Shasha. Looking at Du Qian's sleepy eyes, Ke Shasha was angry: "Du Qian, you can really sleep!" Du Qian dared to take a good look and quickly opened his eyes: "Senior sister, why are you here? Oh, by the way, it's morning class today. I'm going now. I'm not late, am I?"
When he came to this point, Du Qian had already run out. Ke Shasha is coming to revenge today to avenge Du Qian's peeping yesterday.
However, Ke Shasha did not tell anyone about Du Qian's peeping, but burnt the window alone. It's not that he is afraid of Du Qian, or what he does to Du Qian, but that in this era, as a girl, if she is known to have taken a shower and been peeped, she will definitely not get married in the future.
Although Ke Shasha didn't want to get married, if people know this, how can she live in the cultivation world in the future? Therefore, after thinking about it, she decided to retaliate against Du Qian in her own way.
When Ke Shasha came outside, Du Qian was already standing outside obediently, standing upright, with his head held high, and his eyes were as good. In the previous life, when Du Qian and others were training, they had to practice a straight posture for several months. Moreover, when they stood up, it was a day. They were not allowed to drink water or eat. They stood upright like this.
Although the body is not the strong and agile body of that year, and after Du Qian's training, this body can still be compared with the six successes of his previous life.
Looking at Du Qian's appearance, Ke Shasha somehow felt a kind of upright spirit from Du Qian. Du Qian paused slightly for two seconds, and a cunning smile hung at the corners of his mouth: "Okay, now let's practice the first set of swordsmanship."
Du Qian looked around slightly and saw that what everyone took out was a shiny iron sword. Although he didn't know anything about what he got in the real world for the time being, it didn't mean that he couldn't feel it. The swords of these people and his remnant wooden swords were not of the same grade at all. Their swords were definitely better than his. The wooden sword is several levels higher.
"Du Qian, where is your sword? Why don't you take it out?" He gritted his teeth and said, "Sister, I don't have a sword." Ke Shasha sneered in her heart, thinking that Du Qian could not use a sword at all. However, she only guessed one of them.
"Give me your storage bag and let me see if there is a sword in it?" Du Qian slandered in his heart: Damn it, damn it, I have to draw my sword. Humph, I'm afraid that my sword will be taken out. You can't stand it.
Du Qian shook his head: "Sister, I mean, I don't have the kind of sword that everyone uses." With that, touching the storage bag, a seemingly old wooden sword appeared in Du Qian's hand. If it hadn't been for the unique pattern of the Xuanxiao School on the sword, no one could tell that it was made by the Xuanxiao School.
Looking at the "sword" that looked like a fire stick, the whole audience suddenly laughed, and Koshasha, as a senior sister, of course, could not be so unscrupulous. He suppressed his smile and said, "As long as there is, as long as there is."
If Du Qian doesn't know what's going on now, it shouldn't be. As an inner disciple, the sword used by Du Qian should be the same as everyone else, but his master, the four elders, gave him this dark fire stick. There was a burst of anger in my heart. However, after all, people who have experienced so many years in their previous lives soon came up with a way to deal with it.
Du Qian said in a low voice, "Swordsman, benevolence, swordsman, killing. Only there is a sword in my heart, and everything in the world can be a sword, hahaha..." Hearing Du Qian's short words, everyone was deeply shocked. No one is laughing, even if there is no sound at all. I'm afraid that a needle is falling now, and maybe I can hear the sound.
Du Qian's voice, who stopped laughing, broke the silence: "You can't follow the step by step. You can only follow the path of predecessors and practice in your own way. What is the true cultivation of truth? Against the sky, it is not to follow the path of predecessors to ascend to the sky. With your own ability, fighting with the sky is the essence of cultivation. This is just a little bit of my understanding. If you can hear it, just listen to it."
Everyone came to their senses from surprise and did not laugh at Du Qian for holding a fire stick. It seemed that it was a magic weapon. At this time, Ke Shasha also understood why his father asked this low-qualified man to go to his room. He took a strange look at Du Qian. He said, "The first set of swordsmanship, let's begin"
I don't know when Du Qian has run to the end. Although he can't do anything, he has also learned a lot of skills in his previous life, so that he looks a little worse than everyone. Ke, when it comes to the smoothness and coherence between moves, Du Qian can't do it, because the connection of this set of swordsmanship is really incredible. Originally, after a sword was stabbed out, in Du Qian's subconscious, it should have swept with a sword.
But I didn't expect it to turn around and stab back. It's true that Du Qian's words were amazing just now, but Ke Shasha will not let go of Du Qian. How can the voyeur hatred let him go because of one sentence?
"Du Qian, come to the front!" Du Qian glanced at Ke Shasha and didn't seem to hear it. Kesha was suddenly angry: "Very good! It seems that your kendo cultivation is already above me, and you don't even listen to my senior sister. In this case, let's make a comparison. With that, the long sword in his hand danced a string of sword flowers, jumped and flew to Du Qian.
"Ah? Sister, did you call me? Go to the front? OK, I'll go now." Seeing Ke Shasha flying, Du Qian dared to neglect him and hurried forward. Ke Shasha landed on the ground, and the corners of her mouth hooked up. Looking at Du Qian's honest and attentive look, it was really funny.
Just now, he was so heroic that he has become a pug. According to Du Qian's words, it is: a big man, he can bend and stretch, endure a moment of calm, and take a step back to the sea and the sky. If you can't stand it, you must bear it.
Du Qian walked away like a toddler in Handan, and even Ke Shasha had to admit that Du Qian was indeed very talented in martial arts. If he had a talent for cultivation, he would definitely be a jealous talent. This real swordsmanship is the same as the swordsmanship used by mortals. The true swordsmanship pays attention to what he wants, while the swordsmanshipmanship is to pay attention to the critical point.
"Let go of your heart and feel it." Ke Shasha looked at Du Qian and couldn't help pointing out. Feel it with your heart? Du Qian was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Ke Shasha would help him. However, soon, Du Qian found that feeling, which was not as difficult as just now. It was elegant, casual, and made people feel incomparable harmony.
It's only half an hour of effort, what a good understanding! Ke Shasha praised in her heart. And his face was full of seriousness. Finally, after three hours, the sword practice was over, and Du Qian, who was addicted to it, also stopped comfortably. Du Qian, come with me." That's terrible! Revenge is coming after all!
"Sister, I, I'm going to pee. Why don't I pee first?" Ke Shasha blushed and said, "Go back quickly. I'm looking for you." Du Qian nodded quickly. Maybe Ke Shasha would not do anything in front of these brothers, but if she was called to her and went to her territory, it would be hard to say. Therefore, Du Qian can only choose to run away.
The place where Du Qian ran away was nothing else, but his eldest brother, Gu Lingfeng. In the face of the evil elder sister, Du Qian could only go to Gu Lingfeng to avoid it.
Ordinary disciples are not allowed to enter the back mountain. Of course, Du Qian is not an ordinary disciple. He is a waste and genius. Not among ordinary disciples. Along the way, soon, I found the residence of the three elders, Gu Lingfeng, his master. Go back. The wind is closed. It won't come out until at least two months later.
Du Qian was stunned and closed for two months? A nod with some disappointment. Gu Lingfeng has been closed for two months, which means that he will be bullied by his senior sister for the past two months. However, when a monk strikes a clock a day, it is a day to avoid a day. However, soon, a demonic voice sounded in his ear: "Du Qian! Come out for me!"
The sound was not very loud, so low that it just came into Du Qian's ears. The pretty figure passed through the thick fog and saw Ke Shasha smiling evilly at Du Qian.
Suddenly, with a wave of his hand, a rope appeared on Du Qian's body, firmly binding Du Qian tightly. You've been looking for a toilet far enough. You actually found it here. I'll talk to you when you go out!"
With that, the beautiful jade hand grabbed the rope tied to Du Qian in vain and grabbed Du Qian. Du Qian said to himself: It's a pity that you don't become a man. Through the thick fog, Keshasha didn't hesitate at all and threw Du Qian directly on the ground. Humph! If you want to kill, kill it. If you want to scratch it, you can scrape it. I, Du Qian, am still afraid that you can't do it!"
Du Qian knew that if he fell into the hands of this witch, his chances of survival were very low. Hey hey, I won't kill you, and I won't hit you. I just want to remove something from you. With that, a knife appeared in his hand and shook twice in front of Du Qian. It turned red, and then slid towards Du Qian's lower body.
"No, no, sister, where did I offend you!" Du Qian shouted hurriedly. I regret it in my heart. If I had known it, I wouldn't have gone to see this old woman take a shower." Where did you offend me? Did you peek at me taking a shower last night? Although Du Qian knew that Ke Shasha would ask this.
But when Keshasha really asked, I was still shocked. Sister, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" Koshasa sneered, "I didn't make it clear enough. That's good. Let me make it clear." Speaking this, the knife in Ke Shasha's hand slid towards Du Qian's lower body again.
"Last night, I found a small hole in my window, and the mouth of the hole was exactly the place where I took a shower. Last night, I really couldn't think of a second person except you." Du Qian hurriedly said, "Sister, you didn't see the second person, which doesn't mean he doesn't exist! Maybe he has left a long time ago.
Keshasha was sneering in her heart: she didn't admit it! The voice softened: "Actually, that's not what I'm mainly asking. Last night, I had an internal force stolen, saying, did you steal it?" At this time, the knife was about to reach Du Laoer. Du Qian hurriedly said, "No, absolutely not. Yesterday, I clearly saw your embroidered red internal force lying aside, and I didn't do it at all."
Du Qian didn't finish his words, and he immediately regretted it. Are you blowing me up?" Ke Shasha's proud face was full of dark clouds: "If I don't blow you up, how can you tell the truth? You beast! Today, I'm going to get rid of your scourge for women all over the world!"
"Wait a minute! I have something else to say!" After saying it all, I'll cut the knife quickly and let you suffer less!" Du Qian sighed, "Do you know why I came to Xuanxiao School? Yes, on the one hand, it's for cultivation, and on the other hand, it's for you. Although I don't know who my biological parents are, and although I'm a low-level disciple without any talent, I have a heart and a sincere heart. Many years ago, I heard people talk about you. At that time, my heart was taken away by you. Until last night, I actually saw you. However, I asked myself that I was still a decent man. At that time, I only took a look, and I looked away. Now I just want to say that I still love you. Okay, please give me a good time.
Du Qian once again gave full play to his magic stick spirit and slippery language. Ke Shasha was stunned for a long time and said with some disbelief, "When have you heard of me?" There was no expression on Du Qian's heavy face: "I don't remember, a long time ago, right? Otherwise, how can I come to the Xuanxiao School?"
In fact, when Du Qian finished his words, Keshasha suddenly believed more than half of it. The low voice is touching and sincere. Let Ke Shasha directly ignore the loopholes in the words. You, you came to see me? After saying, "I, I," the knife slipped from his hand, stood up, tightly covered his blushing cheeks, and ran away.