077 Chinese Mandarin Test
By the way, after some foxes slept well, they were extremely energetic, stretched out their waists enchantingly, blinked their eyes, and yawned a few times.
In fact, there is no problem for their demons not to eat or sleep, but the demon power consumed too much in the past few days and urgently need to rest. So, some of them did an ordinary human and began a difficult task of sleeping and practicing.
"Let's go." Mo Yan looked very anxiously at some foxes that were grinding and said impatiently without any anxiety.
"Mo Yan, what are you worried about? A certain protagonist is not in a hurry yet." Mo Yao made a white eye on Mo Yan very enchantingly, but because Mo Yao has been winking many times since birth, he has rolled his eyes many times. Therefore, this white eye also turned into a charming eye, and he lost it to Mo Yan with a screaming face. However, this is nothing. The most annoying thing is that Mo Yao added a very nutritious sentence next, "The emperor is really not in a hurry!" After saying that, he shook his hair, changed his clothes in the room, and then began a series of grooming.
"Hahaha..." The room was silent for a while, and then some foxes looked at each other and let out a thunderous laugh. They almost lifted the roof, and even Mo Xie, who had always had the same face for thousands of years, smiled softly. And in such laughter, the face of the protagonist of a topic changed from white to blue to iron blue, and finally turned black. That color is really complete.
"Smile, laugh at your sister!" A fox in anger roared and quickly ran away, leaving only the other foxes with an angry back.
"My sister? Isn't that your sister too?!" At this moment, Mo Yao turned his head and looked at Mo Yan's back leaving. He blinked puzzled his eyes and said such a sentence at the right time, which immediately made the laughter of the whole room more violent.
The rest can't help but sympathize with the violent Moyan, because it is obviously very difficult to communicate with this fox. Even if you scold him, he can't hear it at all. How sad it is for the scolder.
And soon after this matter, Mo Xie, an unscrupulous and dark-hearted guy, told Mo Xiaoran's woman without reservation for the sake of beauty. Of course, the result can be imagined.
By the saying, when Mo Xiaoran heard this joke, he happened to think of the Chinese Xiaoming version of the listening that has been spread and deeply hated by foreigners.
So, a vicious woman, Mo Xiaoran, ran to bring Mo Yao without saying a word. By the way, someone called the rest of the foxes over, saying that it was a small family party.
However, some cunning nurses quickly felt that tonight's party did not seem to be so simple. According to Mo Xiaoran's style of always being an iron rooster, inviting them to her house for dinner can be counted with one hand. Each time they ate for free, they were not full of wounds or full of heart wounds, and now Unexpectedly, you generously invited them to come here for the party? What is this Hongmen banquet? Some people have been reflecting on whether they have provoked this vengeful woman these days, but even if they searched their intestines and thought about it, they didn't find anything. This can't help but make them more scared, because the Hongmen banquet for no reason is the most terrible Hongmen banquet.
Therefore, when everyone arrived quickly for this reason, they saw Mo Xiaoran's crafty face and that unknown smile, and suddenly shook his whole body. It seemed that someone was going to be unlucky tonight. They all turned their eyes to Mo Xie, a fox who was sitting very indifferently, but Mo Xie ignored all his eyes and drank tea quietly alone, but the evil smile at the corners of their mouths was always a shadow in their hearts.
"Yes, let's sit down quickly. Tonight is just an ordinary family gathering. Let's relax." Mo Xiaoran said to some foxes with a kind smile, but why did this kind smile become a knife in the eyes of some foxes?
Due to Mo Xiaoran's abnormal state tonight, some of them didn't say much, and they sat down obediently according to Mo Xiaoran's intention.
"Cough..." However, before some foxes could sit down, Mo Xiaoran's voice sounded again. Some foxes stood up again as if they had been burned by fire.
"Well, don't be nervous, don't be restrained, be natural!" Mo Xiaoran looked at some reactions puzzledly, and then said comfortingly. In fact, Mo Xiaoran was also strange in his heart. Didn't the fox Mo Xie know something and then secretly said something to them? But no one has told me what I think.
"Well, I just heard an interesting thing about the ink demon, so I want to get together with you, so don't make this originally beautiful atmosphere embarrassing!" Mo Xiaoran spread out his hands and attacked directly and said the purpose of tonight. However, he also mentioned the name of a fox. Obviously, after the name Mo Yao was said, the rest of the fox became very calm.
Ah? Me?" Mo Yao pointed to himself and asked puzzledly.
"Your sister? Isn't it just a sister?" Mo Xiaoran said incorrectly. When this sentence came out, there was another burst of laughter in the yard. Of course, it also tells everyone who the protagonist is tonight.
But a certain protagonist became silent.
"In order to let everyone know about the 5,000-year-old civilized country I live in, I also take this opportunity to give you a lesson. Of course, in order to remember the grand prize, let's start with the problem." However, Mo Xiaoran's next words directly threw a few foxes that were ready to watch the ink demon jokes and stayed in place for a long time without any reaction. After a long time, I sat down depressedly. How could I feel so worried?
"Cough, since everyone has no objection, we will officially start." Mo Xiaoran turned his body to the ink demon and asked:
"Mo Yao, please answer the question, the first question: "Xiao Ming, there is bird shit on the window sill. Can you wipe it? "I'll wipe it!! I won't wipe!!" - Q: Does Xiao Ming wipe the window sill?"
"..." Mo Yao suddenly panicked when he heard this question and looked around at some foxes who were about to see jokes. However, he didn't expect to see full of doubts in their eyes. At this moment, he understood that God was going to destroy him. Therefore, he was ready to keep silent, not often saying that silence is gold, and let him make real gold tonight. But before he finished his silence, an indifferent voice suddenly sounded.
"No wipe." Everyone turned their eyes to a source of the event, which was the Mo Xie who had not spoken for a long time and had been alone. Mo Xie smiled back at everyone's eyes. Of course, it seems to be a way to declare victory. After thinking about it, he realized that this guy had been in that world for so long, and he must know some basic common sense, and he couldn't help but despise it secretly. Before they continued to despise, Mo Xiaoran's demon voice sounded again.
"Okay, the second question, Mo Yan answered the question and asked, "Xiao Ming, there is a thinking class tonight!" Are you going or not?" I will!! I'm not going!!" - Question: Does Xiaoming go to the study class?"
"Are you going?" Mo Yan asked a speechless question. Of course, I have to say that Mo Yan's practice is wise, because someone answered.
"I won't go." Mo Xie announced the answer again. Mo Xiaoran finally couldn't help staring at a fox and conveyed her meaning in her eyes. If he continued to be trouble, she did not guarantee that he would be the next unlucky one. I have to say that Mo Xiaoran's threat was very successful, and Mo Xie showed a dead state after receiving the signal.
"Those just now don't count, let's do it again. Mo Yao took over the topic! Question: "Xiao Ming, are you hungry? What shall we eat in the evening?" Er... I'm not hungry." - Question: Is Xiao Ming hungry?
"I'm not hungry!" Just as Mo Yao was at a loss and preparing to be heroic, a young voice came, and then the orange hair looked extremely dazzling under the night light. This life-saving word suddenly made Mo Yao feel that Mo Xi's small body was so tall. It's admirable...
"A bunch of idiots, haven't you found that the answer is always the last two words?" Just as Mo Xiaoran was about to explode, Moxi told the skills to the tortured and frightened foxes without any eyesight. Jing Moxi made such a difference, and immediately some foxes thought about it and suddenly realized that they nodded and agreed one after another, and their eyes looking at Moxi became different. It seems that Mo Xi is their lifesaver.
Really, according to the technique given by Moxi to answer the questions, all the next few questions were miraculously answered correctly. Mo Xiaoran's murderous eyes always looked at Mo Xi, one by one. Therefore, Mo Xi resolutely chose to escape for the sake of his own life, completely ignoring some poor foxes who were begging for poor.
"Well, since everyone is proficient in the previous type of question, let's change to another type. Ink color, answer the question! Question: "Xiao Ming, do you need to bring a pen for class today?" Bring a brush" - Q: Does Xiaoming mean to bring a pen? Mo Xiaoran looked at Mo Xi, who ran away, and the cold expression on his face finally eased, but the evil smile appeared in front of some people again. According to their accurate judgment, a woman is going to be a pervert. When they heard this question, they felt how accurate their thoughts were. Accurately, they all want to die.
"..." Facing the ink-colored ignorant expression, Mo Xiaoran was very satisfied and nodded.
"Mo Shi answered the question and asked, "Xiao Ming, have you had breakfast?" Eat an egg!!!" - Q: What did Xiao Ming eat in the morning?
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"Mo Yao answered the question and asked, "Xiao Ming, why do you marry her if you don't love her?" Damn it!! My mother-forced!!!" - Question: Who forced Xiaoming to get married?"
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"Mo Yan answered the question and asked: "Xiao Ming, thank you for the red and blue three-dimensional glasses you sent me." It's too much~" - Question: What's Xiaoming's last name? A red B yellow C blue
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"Take the question and ask: "Xiao Ming, your uncle drove me away..." I won't let you go!" - Q: Will you let me go?"
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"Well, okay, I won't make it difficult for you anymore. It seems that you have mastered it well enough. Next, let's change the question type: By the way, one day Xiaoming gave the leader two red envelopes,
Leader: "What do you mean?"
Xiao Ming: "It's meaningless, it means nothing."
Leader: "You are not interesting enough."
Xiao Ming: "Small meaning, small meaning."
Leader: "You are so interesting."
Xiao Ming: "Actually, there is no other meaning."
Leader: "Then I will be embarrassed."
Xiao Ming: "I'm sorry."
Q: Explain the meaning of each "meaning" separately. OK, please answer." Mo Xiaoran said proudly and happily, with a smile on his face, which was called a spring breeze, but some foxes were not so happy, and their faces were cloudy and almost dripping water.
Some people have to be ashamed. God knows how much they want to escape now. That woman is obviously torturing them. Where is she teaching them? Is there such a teacher? Is there such a teaching method? Unexpectedly, they passed it directly without giving an answer, and said that they understood it well? Understand it, your sister!
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