Chapter 154 Grow up!
Ye Xiao and the four of them and Chang Cheng didn't do anything, but looked at each other.
Some young men came out intermittently in the courtyards on both sides of the street, that is, they are as old as Ye Xiao. It seems that they are all newcomers like Ye Xiao and others.
"We still have a lot of opportunities to meet in the future. I don't want to be a monkey." The zombie's face was expressionless.
"I don't want to be, even if I don't have a match today, but the three of you have to apologize to them." Ye Xiao's eyes were on Changcheng, and Jiang Xiuli and Xiaotian glanced over.
Except for the slightly fat Yao Jianfei.
Changcheng directly ordered Xiaotian to do it. Jiang Xiuli spoke rudely. In addition, he hit Han Yang and Shi Zhengxiang's Xiaotian, and these three people must apologize.
"What about him?" Chang Cheng looked at the spirit of the horse. But he kicked Xiaotian away.
"I'm right." The horse shrugged his shoulders.
"My brother is right. You don't have to apologize. You are the ones who need to apologize." Ye Xiao said.
"There are no three words of sorry in my dictionary." The zombie's face took a deep breath. I can only compete with you."
There are more and more newcomers coming out of the courtyard. Chang Cheng really can't say sorry in front of so many people.
"No problem." Ye Xiao did not object. It was tasteless to sneak up on Feng Chengxu yesterday. After all, it was just a few moves. Ye Xiao wanted to find someone to fight.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you trying to do?" Suddenly, a majestic voice came.
The light marquis finally appeared.
"Uncle Qing."
"Uncle Qing."
Ye Xiao and others quickly greeted him, and Chang Cheng, who had just had a cold face, smiled at Qinghou.
Is this how the zombie's face smiles?
"Would you like to fight?" Qinghou will stare at Ye Xiao and Changcheng. We are in the army, not a place to do acrobatics. How dare you use it here?
"Uncle Qing, I know that the 'new generation' are all strong people, but we are new here without training. A few years later, will you still say that we are three-legged cat kung fu? Don't forget that your starting point may not be as high as ours. Hearing the three-legged cat kung fu that Qinghou said, the zombie's face turned slightly.
"That's the future. Anyway, you are a group of monkeys and children who can't walk yet." Qinghou was rude in his language and called everyone a monkey.
"What kind of army is this?"
"Isn't this officer too rude?"
"Yes? It's so rude."
"Are there so many words?"
The more people around them are accumulating, and there is a lot of discussion. Qinghou generals are only going to Anning City. As for the soldiers recruited in other places, they are recruited by others, so they don't know Qinghou generals.
Qinghou waved his hand and signaled everyone to calm down.
"What I said is the truth." Qinghou general pointed to the high invitation Qiu standing aside: "Think about ten years ago, this boy was a monkey like you, but what about now? He has grown up."
"Hahahahahaha----"
"Wow hahaha-"
"It's so funny, haha-"
Many people couldn't help laughing. I can't help it. Although Qinghou spoke with a straight face, what he said was really funny.
"Damn it." Qiu stared at the general fiercely. Are these kids laughing at him? What does it mean that the little monkey like them has grown up now?
The invitation can only be described in two words now, that is: egg pain!
It seems that all these people treat him as monkeys.
However, Qiu is helpless to invite Qiu to do things under the hands of the general. If he resists and fight against the general, is it strange that he doesn't torture himself?
"Why, don't you believe it?" Qinghou will look at the laughing crowd. Well, since you don't believe it."
"Xiao Gao, go and perform for them and convince them." Qinghou General gave an order to the high invitation.
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Qiu is depressed. If they really go to perform, this group of people don't really treat themselves like monkeys.
"I won't go." Qiu was highly invited to refuse.
"Hmm?" Qinghou immediately frowned and said in a voice that could only be heard by two people, "If you perform, I will cancel the decision for you to retrain."
"Really?" Qiu's eyes suddenly lit up. If he really doesn't ask him to train with Ye Xiao and others, it's not a big deal for him to perform. At worst, he really becomes a monkey once. He has experienced a life of training, but he doesn't want to experience it for the second time. If you don't agree, according to the previous agreement with the Qinghou general, it is difficult for Ye Xiao to make the Qinghou general laugh. It is difficult to invite Qiu to ask himself. What's more, the requirement of the Qinghou general is that before 12 o'clock tonight, the Qinghou general usually goes home to accompany his wife at night, that is to say, it has not been a long time to invite Qiu to make Qinghou general laugh. Between. For the famous light sister-in-law, Qiu has been invited to see Qiu many times. She is indeed young and beautiful, a lively light dance, but she is not tall, but her temper is not very good. If she goes to her house to disturb some of their lives in order to make the light general laugh, Qiu dares not think about how the light sister-in-law will deal with him. .
Think about it, the light sister-in-law even controlled the Qinghou general. The Qinghou general is majestic outside, but he is a strict wife at home. As he said, he was sentenced to wife imprisonment more than 20 years ago.
Even the general can't do anything about it. If you go to their house if you have nothing to do, you may really get into trouble with the general's wife.
After a series of careful consideration, Qiu decided to be a monkey.
"What do you want to perform?" Qiu was invited to ask.
"They don't admit that they are monkeys. It's up to you to decide what to perform, just let them be convinced."
The high invitation nodded.
Looking around, his eyes fell on the big tree at the gate of the quadrangle courtyard where Ye Xiao and others lived: "How far do you think that tree is from the door of that door?"
"I estimate at least four meters."
"Five meters, right?"
"What kind of eyes are you? He said that the distance from the door to the tree is equivalent to a triangle. Have you never learned the Pythagorean theorem? That's the bevel, at least six meters.
"He is talking about the distance from the big tree to the door, not the distance from the tree root to the door."
"At least five meters." Ye Xiao estimated.
"Well, what I'm performing is that I start from here, run under the big tree, then run two meters high on the tree, and then jump from the tree to the door." The invitation is amazing.
"Run to the tree? How can you run on the tree?
"Are you kidding?"
"Two meters high? It's not easy to run two meters high on the tree. What kind of tree is that tree? Why is the surface so smooth?
"This man is crazy. He ran two meters to the tree and jumped from the tree to the head of the house? How is that possible? The big tree is at least five meters away from the head of the house.
Ma Ling also shook his head and whispered to Ye Xiao, "Can you do it?"
Ye Xiao slowly shook his head.
"I can run two meters to the tree or jump directly to the wall. I can do this, but I have to run two meters to the tree first, which means that all the force of the sprint is used on the big tree, and the force from the big tree to the wall is all sent by the legs, which is equivalent to a standing long jump. No, it is more difficult than a long jump. Have you ever seen a person who can jump more than five meters in a long jump?
"And have you found it? According to the high invitation, he wants to start from where he is standing. How far is it from the big tree? Ye Xiao said again.
"less than three meters." Horse spirit affirms.
"That is, a distance of less than three meters, and you have to run two meters high on the tree? Is it easy?"
Ma Ling took a cold breath: "It's very difficult."
Ye Xiao and he looked at Qiu with great interest to see how he completed this difficult action.
Everyone consciously stood aside, invited Qiu to take a deep breath and looked at the big tree.