Chapter 548 I envy you, envy you, and hate you
Fat man, his real name is Tian Ye.
He said that the origin of his name is very meaningful. According to the current saying, it only took his parents a month to get married. According to the recent popular saying, it is a flash marriage. His parents knew him because of a movie. In January 1990, his father went to the cinema alone and met a girl sitting next to him. The two quickly fell in love and got married a month later. That girl is the fat man's mother.
The film was directed by Jim Sheridan and called Field. The fat man's family name is Tian, so the fat man's parents named their son Tian Ye in order to commemorate their love.
This is the origin of the fat man's name. He used to show off to Ye Xiao and others. I have to admit that the name Fatty does have an extraordinary commemorative significance.
The fat man grows fat, and Ye Xiao is not thin, but the fat man's weight is 1.5 times that of his weight. However, this is in the new generation.
However, the fat man went to Africa and came back. Ye Xiao found that the fat man lost weight. The fat man who failed to lose weight before actually lost weight. This surprised Ye Xiao. He was fat and fat. He was broad-minded and fat. It was delicious to eat. Even in the new generation of training, he gets up early and gets dark every day, but because the fat man eats too much, he doesn't see him lose much weight. But on a trip to Africa for more than half a year, the fat man lost a lot of weight, and his face was also angular.
Although the fat man still looks fatter than Ye Xiao at this time, there is no doubt that the fat man has succeeded in losing weight.
The fat man who has always failed to lose weight has succeeded in losing weight. It can be imagined how miserable and difficult the fat man's life in Africa is.
Sitting on the co-pilot, he took off his shoes, raised his left foot and put it on the seat. He smoked with his right hand and grabbed his feet with his left hand. Ye Xiao could not see whether the socks on the fat man's feet were white or black socks, because with his understanding of this guy, white socks generally turned into black socks within a few weeks.
The whole car is full of the smell of fat people gathering their feet.
Ye Xiao is speechless, not a speechless fat man's feet stinky, who doesn't smell a man's feet? What is speechless is the fat man's movements and facial expressions. At least we are brothers who have experienced life and death. We haven't seen each other for more than half a year. At least tmd has to look a few more and talk. However, after getting into the car, he looked at Ye Xiao, turned his head out of the window and told Ye Xiao to say, "Slow down, such a beautiful woman." After that, he did not look back and kept staring at the woman who was coming and going on the street, looking at her with an obscene smile.
"Alas, you deliberately oppose me, aren't you? Why are you driving so fast?" The fat man said anxiously, "I haven't seen the beautiful woman in blue yet. Go back and go back."
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Is it so hungry and thirsty in Africa for more than half a year?
Ye Xiao was too lazy to go to the vegetable market. The news that the fat man is coming has already informed Han Yang and Wu Heng. Changcheng can't come today because of his mission. Ye Xiao planned to take the fat man's feet to Han Yang and Wu Heng, but Wu Heng and Han Yang's girlfriend Mu Fangjing said that they would have dinner at Ye Xiao's house, because the food cooked by Xiangyun was the best.
"Hey, little beauty, how much is this tomato?" The fat man smiled and looked at a little girl who bought vegetables with an obscene face.
"Two yuan and one catty." The little girl who bought vegetables smiled sweetly.
"So cheap? Do you want to sell it for three yuan? The fat man said a word and immediately stunned the little girl who bought vegetables.
Ye Xiao couldn't laugh or cry. He didn't know that it was the fat man who deliberately teased the little girl who bought vegetables. During the grocery shopping period, as long as the seller is a woman, the fat man has to say a few words of flirting, which makes a pair of eyes around him want to look at them like monsters. Ye Xiao really wants to kick the fat man away, indicating that he has nothing to do with this guy.
After finally buying the vegetables, he arrived at Guangchihu Community and parked the car and got out of the car. The fat man suddenly whistled. Ye Xiao looked at it and it hurt in an instant.
The fat man whistles to two aunts who are cleaning in the community.
Ye Xiao wondered whether to take the fat man to the bath center to find the young lady tonight.
Taking the fat man home, Xiang Yun came to open the door. The beautiful face held the fat man in an instant. When I was in Africa, I chatted with Ye Xiao and said that I wanted to introduce a beautiful woman to myself. I don't know if it was the one in front of me, but Ye Xiao's words made the fat man jealous and hate him.
"This is my daughter-in-law, Xiang Yun." Ye Xiao introduced.
"Ha ha, Sister Xiangyun, hello, I'm Tian Ye. Just call me Fatty." The fat man said with a smile, thinking to himself, why did this Sha·Bi Yexiao brother have such a beautiful daughter-in-law again? No matter how I like this guy, they are all beautiful women.
Not long after that, Han Yang, Mu Fangjing and Wu Heng came. The fat man had seen Mu Fangjing before, and the two sides were also familiar with each other. Mu Fangjing went to the kitchen to help Xiang Yun. Ye Xiao, Wu Heng and the three old men of Han Yang were chatting in the living room.
"Bear by the way, where's the sister?" The fat man whispered.
"Oh, still, I went to Nanjing to talk about business a week ago." Ye Xiao said with a smile. At this time, Xiangyun happened to come out. Hearing the conversation of several people, he didn't care. The fat man was stunned and looked at Ye Xiao and said, "Xiang Yun, does he know about you and Su still?"
"I know, they are all my girlfriends." Ye Xiao was puzzled and scratched his head and said, "What's wrong?"
"I'm going to kill you."
The fat man is unbalanced. If you say that he is a brother, he is not so handsome and cool. It's okay for him to have a beautiful girlfriend. tmd didn't expect to leave for more than half a year. This man has such a beautiful girlfriend as Xiangyun.
"Do they know each other's existence?" The fat man couldn't believe it.
"I know." Ye Xiao smiled harmlessly.
This smiling fat man was even more unbalanced, looking like he was going to kill Ye Xiao: "I envy you, envy you, hate you."
Han Yang giggled.
"And you boy, you are a stupid boy who is stunned. You even have such a beautiful girlfriend as Mu Fangjing." The fat man said viciously, "I hate you too."
The fat man picked up an apple, opened his mouth and bit half of it. He put it in his mouth and chewed it. He looked at Ye Xiao and Han Yang and said, "It is said that women are terrible to be jealous, but men are also afraid of being jealous. Do you have the heart to see my buddy and I'm so single? Introduce me to a beautiful woman. She should have a beautiful face and a good figure, otherwise, hum. I'll tell Xiang Yun and Mu Fangjing about your previous emboing.
The fat man smiled obscenely: "Try to them about the abyss of the new generation, and you must be laughing, right? Of course, if you introduce beautiful women to your buddy, I can keep silent.
Ye Xiao and Han Yang looked at each other and wanted to give this fat man to ko immediately.
Now they have a deep understanding of the truth that men are more terrifying than women when they are jealous.