Chapter 616 Otaku Welfare, Tips for Picking up girls
Time flows through the fingertips, through the mouth, and through the feet.
Unconsciously, a new generation of headquarters.
In a spacious quadrangle courtyard, a man with a straight figure and handsome face walked back and forth in the yard step by step.
"Dad, why did you get up so early?" A shadow came out, her hair was a little messy, and she squinted and yawned.
Hearing the sound and seeing the owner of the voice again, Qinghou could not laugh or cry. He said with a straight face, "Daughter's, pay more attention to the image. Look at what you look like now? Just like what people say about rotten otaku.
"Dad, even you know what a corrupt girl is?" Qing Wuyang said curiously, "It seems that you are avant-garde."
"Well, everyone who can surf the Internet knows it." Qinghou said angrily, "Look at you, what kind of girl do you look like? Come out after dressing up."
"What are you afraid of?" He frowned and said, "There are no outsiders. Besides, your daughter is a beautiful woman, and it's not that she can't get married.
"Beauty?" Qinghou was stagnant and thought to himself why his daughter was so narcissistic. He smiled bitterly and said, "Beauty? You are almost 26 years old. When will you bring a boyfriend to show me?
"It's still early. I don't want to marry your daughter yet." He danced gently and stretched out.
"When your mother was as old as you, you were already three years old." Qinghou would shake his head and said, "When my legs are all right, I'll go to your grandparents and ask them and your mother to help you and see if there are any suitable boys."
"You mean you want me to go on a blind date?" The light dance opened his eyes wide in an instant.
"Well, if there is a suitable one, I will arrange for you to meet." Qinghou nodded and said.
"I don't go on a blind date." He danced softly and shook his head against it.
"What's wrong with a blind date? Your grandpa and your grandma, my mother and I just met on a blind date, didn't we? Qinghou general said, "The relationship is cultivated by cultivation. Besides, you must get married immediately if you don't have a blind date. You can try to get along with each other and see if your personality is suitable. Marriage is not the same as falling in love. Only when you have a suitable personality can you be happy together, just like my mother and I.
"Two strangers who don't know each other want to get married because they met on a blind date. I can't stand it." Qing Wuyang resolutely shook his head and objected.
Qinghou persuaded with a straight face, "Xiaowu, you are 26 years old. If you don't try to talk about it, no matter how well-maintained it is, who will like you at a certain age?"
"I said I'm not in a hurry. What are you worried about?" Dance lightly and say unhappily.
"When you have children and they reach your age, you will know our mentality." Qinghou general looked unfriendly at this time, as if he were a strict father. "A man should get married and a woman should get married. In another month, my legs will be completely healed. I will ask your mother to arrange a blind date for you. At that time, you have to go, and you have to go."
"General Qinghou, you have to go by yourself, and I won't go." He gently called his father's name, stamped his feet, and entered the inner room.
"You..." Qinghou will sigh repeatedly. Why did he give birth to such a stubborn daughter?
When it was lunch time, Qing Wuyang came out of the inner room. By this time, she was already dressed very well and walked to the general sitting in the yard basking in the sun. "Dad, let's go to dinner."
"Are you not angry?" Qinghou looked at his daughter and said.
"Angry." He curled his lips and said, "But I still have to eat."
"That blind date?" Qinghou stood up gently.
He held it and said, "I won't go."
"If you don't go, you have to go." Qinghou's temper was instantly aroused by his daughter's resolute attitude. At least I'm also your father. I don't believe I can't cure you.
"If I say I won't go, I won't go." Qing Wuyang has been tough and stubborn since he was a child, and he has been spoiled since he was a child. How can he be afraid of light generals?
"You..." Qinghou general sighed and shook his head and said, "Why don't you want your parents to do this? Isn't it all for you?"
Qingwuyang is a typical type of soft and not hard. Seeing my father like this, my heart softened in an instant. I meditated for a moment and said softly, "Dad, give me three months. If I can't find a boyfriend within three months, I will go on a blind date."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Okay, let's go to dinner." Qinghou was happy. His daughter-in-law said that his daughter was soft but not hard, so he just thought of this trick. He didn't expect it to work, but there was no flaw on his face.
On the way.
"Xiaowu, I've been feeling uneasy lately." Qinghou said his recent doubts.
"Are you restless?" He danced softly and wondered.
"Well, I always feel like something is going to happen." Qinghou will be lost in thought: "Do you remember the man in black with his head covered that night?"
"Remember." He danced softly and said, but a figure came to his mind.
"What was the purpose of her coming that day?" Qinghou said, "It is not difficult to see from her figure that he is a master and even surpasses me. It would be easy for her to kill you and me that day, but she didn't do anything.
"Dad, what do you mean?" He danced softly and frowned.
"I've always felt that... she's reminding me of something..." Qinghou shook his head, "Forget it, I don't think about it."
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Ye Xiao has been having a good time recently. He has a beautiful wife at home, and Longmen is not a big deal.
What just makes him depressed is that he hasn't eaten the quiet tiger girl so far, which makes him very painful. Ye Xiao is not a vegetarian. He has decided to accept quietness, and the goblins and still have already acquiesced to the existence of quiet girl. Since she is his own woman, she should eat by herself, right?
What hurts Ye Xiaodan is that the three women are like deliberately trying to hit him. What to do to move the quiet tiger girl can't be quiet. Well, then do something moving, isn't it just touching? Sending flowers? Not counting. It doesn't matter if you drive with her but take pictures.
Ye Xiao's heart is almost broken.
Those beautiful legs that I coveted in high school. Just playing with those legs is enough.
Ye Xiao said that she was very depressed. The most important thing is that the fat Wu Heng knew that Ye Xiao had another woman, and she was also a goddess with a pair of peerless beautiful legs. Under the envy and hatred, Ye Xiao was tragic. Everything about eating and drinking was Ye Xiao's treat. His name is to congratulate him on adding another cabbage to the harem, and he almost came to him for reimbursement. And this is not the most depressing. What is depressing is that the fat man pestered Ye Xiao every day and asks for tips on the skills of picking up girls. In the fat man's opinion, Ye Xiao has three such charming women, which is definitely the combat effectiveness in love. He is a hardcore master. The green is better than blue from the blue. Ximen Qing's pick-up girl master is all floating clouds in front of Ye Xiao. Because he identified the strength of Ye Xiao's master of picking up girls, he couldn't finish asking for advice when they met. The fat man and Ye Xiao talked on the phone. Every day, he bombarded Ye Xiao on the phone and text messages to ask for tips for tips for picking up girls, which is more than a couple.
Don't you know how many pounds you have? If there are a few beautiful women who fall in love with him, it's a completely blind cat that meets a dead mouse, and his character explodes. At first, the fat man asked Ye Xiao how to chat with the girls and asked for chatting skills. Then Ye Xiaoxin talked nonsense, saying that women are all emotional animals. They are different from our old men. When the old men chat, they follow the logic, for example, after talking about one topic, and then talk about the second topic. And women are different. They follow their feelings and talk about one topic and change another topic at any time. No matter whether the previous topic is finished or not, as long as they are happy, they can change ten topics in a minute.
Ye Xiao originally thought that after adopting these nonsense, the fat man would not pester him if it was useless, but tmd didn't expect that two days later, the fat man called to admire Ye Xiao. He was indeed a master of picking up girls. The skill of teaching him to chat was too clever, saying that after adopting Ye Xiao's method, the girls I had a good time chatting with him.
Then he asked Ye Xiao what women value most about men?
Ye Xiao couldn't stand the fat man's pestering, and said nonsense: "The combination of men and women is for reproduction and survival, that is, reproduction value and survival value, among which women value the most is survival value. Of course, rich men are popular with women, because money can make their lives better, which is the value of survival. However, money is not the most important thing. The value of survival is equivalent to a sense of security. What women care about most is a sense of security. They value men who can give them a sense of security. And the sense of security comes from self-confidence. Therefore, if you want to chase a woman, no matter how beautiful she is, you must not have stage fright in front of her. Even if she is rich and beautiful, you can't be poor. You can't be timid in your heart but not timid on your face. The way to show self-confidence is to smile. No one can resist a smile. Emotions are contagious. Your smile can infect her. When dating, you should look at each other with a smile. You can't be timid in your eyes, but you can't be too explicit.
Two days later, the fat man called and praised Ye Xiao, shouting that he wanted to worship Ye Xiao as his teacher. Because Ye Xiao's advice to him is so effective, Nima deserves to be the existence of surpassing Ximen Qing in the world of picking up girls!
Ye Xiao was in a pain at that time. Is his nonsense so effective? Or are you really a good pick- up girl?
At that time, the fat man pestered Ye Xiao and asked the man about his clothes when dating. Ye Xiao's dog-headed military master gave the fat man advice: Women like clean animals, and even many of the best beauties have cleanliness. Anyway, the goblins and shallow words he knows are a little obsessed with cleanliness. Therefore, men's clothing is very important for women. Their hair should be clean and neat, and the clothes and trousers should fit, clean and neat, which will definitely give the other party a much higher impression. As for what clothes to wear? Find some stars who are similar to your temperament and figure to see what they are wearing. People say that it is designed by professional designers to show their temperament.
To Ye Xiao's surprise, on the third day, the fat man called and praised him again. His suggestion was remarkable, and he was ready to worship him as a teacher.
At this moment, Ye Xiaoyin vaguely understood that he was really a master of picking up girls.