Chapter 3 The most ridiculous thing in the world is this

"Boh!" Fu Youran kept spitting out the sand in his mouth. He still felt uncomfortable in his mouth when his saliva was dry, but forget it. He also had good intentions. We are not unreasonable people.

"Mr. Hall, thank you very much just now." As soon as the words came out, Fu Youran always felt that something was wrong. This voice...

"Ah, ah, hey, hey!"

After a few times, Fu Youran felt a little numb. Where is his clear and loud voice? How can it become a slightly low... man's voice?

I turned around again and looked at the fat sheep brother who had been silent since the beginning...

"Ah--"

A man and a woman howled straight to Yunxiao, alarming countless birds and beasts. The deafening sound lasted for half a cup of tea before it gradually calmed down. After that, a man and a woman were seen rolling and crawling towards the river.

When they got to the river, the two looked at their reflections, looked up at each other, swallowed their spit, and looked at the river in disbelief...

What kind of world is this? Why does such a ridiculous thing happen? Fu Youran's eyes widened and kept making different faces to his reflection in the river. The clear river clearly reflected his every move. Yes, it was "he". In Fu Youran's eyes, it was actually a man, a handsome man in his noble spirit, and a man in bright clothes. A man with a high crown! And this man, who is not dead, is the super fat sheep he just robbed.

Fu Youran grinned at the corners of his mouth, which was already a little cramped, and raised his arm to the river again...

On the other side, Qi Yibei was in the same situation. From the time he and Fu Youran rolled into a ball, he watched "himself" get up not far away, and then looked at "self" and turned around... Qi Yibei wanted to faint and kept pinching his face, hoping that he would wake up as soon as possible. It was a A dream is still a super nightmare.

At this time, a pair of big hands stretched out next to Qi Yibei's neck tightly, "Evil! Give me back my body!"

Qi Yibei was pinched and rolled his eyes and wanted to resist, but the strength of this body was much smaller. Before he stopped his breath, Qi Yibei finally succeeded in squeezing out a sentence, "Your...body..."

The big hand immediately moved away. Qi Yibei choked a few times and looked at the attempted murderer in front of him with a pale face. It turned out to be... himself!

"What are you crazy about!" Qi Yibei shouted out out of control, "I almost killed me!"

Fu Youran pointed to Qi Yibei and said, "What demon method did you use? Change your body back quickly!"

"Do you think I want to make this virtue?"

Qi Yibei is going crazy. What kind of demon method did he get? Or what evil did you make in your last life? Life has just begun. Are you going to become a woman for the rest of your life? How can he face everyone in the world? Thinking about it, I don't know if the woman's body likes to cry very much. Qi Yibei only feels that his throat is blocked, his nose is sore, and his eyes are hot...

"Hey!"

The thunder that sounded in his ear forced Qi Yibei's tears back alive. Qi Yibei raised his head and saw that "he" was staring fiercely.

Fu Youran stared at Qi Yibei with an angry face, "You don't want to cry, do you?"

Qi Yibei was shocked and didn't have time to speak. Fu Youran shouted, "You are a big man! Why are you crying! If you want to cry, don't use my body to cry!" Fu Youran paced and cried impatiently! Fortunately, he could figure it out! Men nowadays are really useless!

Qi Yibei was roared and stunned for a long time. He came to his senses and closed his eyes, took several deep breaths, and then suddenly opened his eyes to look at the reflection in the river... Qi Yibei really had an impulse to pull out his hair. No matter how he took it, what he showed in the river was still a sixteen or seventeen "Female" mountain thief.

This situation is very supernatural. The explanation of soul science is that Fu Youran's soul is attached to Qi Yibei's body, and Qi Yibei's soul ran to Fu Youran's body.

"That's right," the two were silent for a long time, and Fu Youran, who was wandering by the river, patted his forehead. "We just bumped into each other. Will there be a problem at that time? At the same time, our souls are out of the body, and then borrow the corpse to return the soul.

Qi Yibei's eyes also lit up, "Yes, it must be at that time, but please don't use the words 'borrow the corpse to return the soul', which is very inappropriate."

Fu Youran rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, I entered the wrong gate when I went home."

After finding the crux of the problem, the two decided to hit it again, and maybe they could hit it back again.

Half an hour later...

If someone passes by here, you will see a man and a woman by the river constantly separating, running and bumping! Separate again, run again, hit again... Keep shouting: Do it again!

The horse couple who were running and gnawed on the grass raised their noble heads again, "Yi..."

"Honey, what are they doing?"

"Fitness..."

"hui..."

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An hour later...

The sweaty two people lay on the ground side by side, staring at the sky in a daze. After a long silence, they shouted coincidentally, "Ma!"

The two of them didn't talk nonsense. They jumped up to the horse that was enjoying the sun. Fu Youran said, "I just rode over from there, and then you caught me. Now let's repeat the incident."

However, the horse full of water and grass can't run out of the four-shot horse steps just now. No matter how the two collide, they can't hit the initial natural nature. After another hour...

The two of them sat under the tree with a gray face. Seeing that the sky was getting darker and darker, Fu Youran sighed, "I said, Lao Dian, think of a difference. If you can't think of it, you can't think of it. Don't be so stuffy. I can't stand it."

Qi Yibei raised his head listlessly, and his heart was gloomy. His good man's body was actually gone. Looking at the "self" around him, Qi Yibei wanted to die. Squeak? All right.

"Squeak."

Fu Youran listened to Qi Yibei's real "squeak" in his ear. He habitually raised his hand with a slap. NND, dare you fool me?

But as soon as the palm was half waved, it stopped abruptly. Then the body is your own. What should I do if I break it? Now is not the time to quarrel with him. It's right to change your idea quickly.

"Old Hall..."

Fu Youran just opened his mouth, and Qi Yibei made a "stop" gesture, "You just kept calling 'Old Hall', are you calling me?"

Fu Youran rolled his eyes and said, "It's just the two of us here. I don't call you. Is it called a horse?"

Qi Yibei sat down to Fu Youran and said, "I'm neither old nor hall, so please don't call me old hall anymore. It's terrible."

Fu Youran looked carefully at the person in front of him and was a little dizzy, but I guess this is a normal appearance. Anyone who sees a living "self" talking should feel a little dizzy. He pinched his face and made himself wake up. Fu Youran said, "Don't you surname Dian?"

"When did I say my surname is Dian?" Qi Yibei was so angry that he became a woman for no reason. What's wrong? Have you even changed his last name now?

"You didn't say it, but you followed your meat ticket. If you don't believe it, look back at the second chapter. He clearly called you 'Mr. Hall'."

Fu Youran said seriously. Qi Yibei gave up and sighed, and he didn't have the spirit to argue with Fu Youran again. He said happily, "My surname is Qi, Qi Yibei."