Chapter 8 Peaceful Co-Ediction Regulations

"What kind of grimace do you make?" Fu Youran stared at Lin Xiyue and was about to go crazy.

"What a grimace! I don't believe it!"

"Ugly people do more monsters!"

Lin Xiyue clenched her fist, "Who is ugly?"

"Whoever speaks, I'll tell whom!"

"You stink..." Lin Xiyue suddenly stopped in the middle of her words. This is a common phrase between her and Fu Youran on weekdays. How did this fat sheep brother know and learn the tone of the stinky girl?

Is it possible that the stinky girl played with the handsome man to play with herself? Lin Xiyue's face turned extremely dark, "You two colluded to play tricks on me?"

It's not without this possibility. When they were young, the two of them bet to see who could scare each other to cry. Fu Youran pretended to be sick to deceive himself, which made him think that she was over-frightened and felt guilty for a long time before turning it off. Maybe this time it's her to do it again to confuse herself. When she believes it, the stinky girl can make fun of her for the rest of her life and must not be fooled!

Fu Youran collapsed to the chair, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, "Lin Xiyue, you have a red mole on your waist, right?"

Lin Xiyue's face changed greatly, and he looked at the embarrassed "Fu Youran" on the other side in surprise, and then looked at the handsome man in front of him who knew his secret things... This is a major event related to his reputation (Note: mountain thieves also have a lot of fame, especially the female mountain thieves who People, say so...

Fu Youran looked at Lin Xiyue's face and said, "On the first day of October the year before last, we went to the city for a lantern party together. You saw a trick and secretly followed him. He found that he ran all the way and finally let us block a dead end. Do you remember?"

How can I not remember! Lin Xiyue rolled her eyes secretly. She just wanted to ask for his contact information or something. Unexpectedly, Fu Youran was so curious about his trick box. She rushed over murderously and robbed the man's trick box. Lin Xiyue still feels guilty when she thinks about it now.

"And when you were a child..."

" Stop it." Seeing that the handsome man became more and more energetic, Lin Xiyue quickly stopped him, "You said you are Fu Youran, and you have to say something that convinces me. What I just said doesn't count. You have one thing that is absolutely confidential. If you say it, I will believe you."

Fu Youran's face changed, "It's agreed that you will never mention it!"

At the end of this sentence, Lin Xiyue had half believed it, but she still shook her head, "If you don't say it, I won't believe it."

Fu Youran struggled for a long time, and then stared back at Qi Yibei, who was full of curiosity. Then he pulled Lin Xiyue aside and said in a very low voice, "When you were eight years old, you pretended to drown under the water, which scared me... to pee in your pants."

After saying that, Fu Youran pulled his hair with a resentful face, "I'll never think about it again!" This is definitely the most humiliating thing for her in 17 years.

Although Lin Xiyue had made some preparations, she still suffered a lot of shock. This matter was an absolute blow to Fu Youran, who came from the wise god martial arts. At the beginning, she volunteered to exchange for the right to seal herself for a month, and asked herself to swear a poisonous oath to heaven and earth. Lin Xiyue believed that Fu Youran I will tell the third person about this matter, and now I will not destroy my image in order to play with myself, so there is only one possibility. This is true.

That stinky girl really... became a man!

"Hey! Where are you going?"

Lin Xiyue turned around slowly and grinned, "I'm going to... blow the wind..."

"Miss Lin." Qi Yibei, who had not been on the camera for a long time, quickly spoke out.

Lin Xiyue held her hair and turned around and said, "What...what's the matter?"

"Is Miss Lin the eldest lady in Lin Tingzhai?" If Qi Yibei remembers correctly, Fu Youran once said that "Lin Xiyue" was the daughter of the village owner.

Lin Xiyue nodded awkwardly, and Qi Yibei hurriedly said, "Have you ever robbed a woman in Guizhai today? Seventeen or eight years old, sweet-looking.

"Sweet?" Lin Xiyue thought for a moment, "Oh, do you think that stupid girl? The thin skin and tender meat wants to stick to her beard. Wearing a men's dress, she thinks we are fools. Is there something wrong with her head? Have you read too many martial arts novels?

"Uh... Is she all right?" Qi Yibei decided to ignore Lin Xiyue's evaluation for the time being.

"Good." Lin Xiyue has never been used to saying such literary words from Fu Youran's mouth, and then turns her head to look at Brother Fat Sheep... Well, it's the male version of Fu Youran. If you look carefully, the quality is quite good. In addition to being handsome, it also has a kind of free and easy spirit of a handsome man. It's

"What are you going to do?"

Fu Youran immediately said that Qi'an could find the help of the national master. Lin Xiyue nodded. She had heard for a long time that the national master had a lot of magic power. It was easy to recruit ghosts and invite gods. It should be a piece of cake to change the soul.

"Then it's troublesome for Miss Lin to bring Qi'an here. It's not easy for me to come forward with Fu Zhaizhu."

Fu Youran curled his lips, which was really difficult to show up. The tender version of Dazhai mainly appeared in front of everyone again, and maybe someone would collapse on the spot.

Lin Xiyue nodded and turned around and went out. Fu Youran breathed a sigh of relief, leaned on the chair loosely, put a long leg on the armrest, stretched out a long waist, and yawned a lot...

"Can you be more civilly? After all, you are still a woman..." Qi Yibei finally couldn't stand it. It was too harmful to his appearance.

"Ha, who said I'm a woman? I'm a real old man now!" Fu Youran blinked narrowly, "Would you like to have a look?"

Qi Yibei ignored Fu Youran's increasingly vulgar words, "I don't mind facing you**." Do you still want to do this?

Fu Youran stared, "How dare you!"

"Then please be more civil and don't ruin my image."

"Please be bold. Don't be mother-in-law and chatty, so that my brothers are not used to it!"

"I will try my best."

For a long time... Qi Yibei said, "Uh... Where is the clean room?"

"What is it all about?" Fu Youran clenched his silver teeth and said, "The toilet is just a toilet. What kind of room is clean! Come with me!"

After saying that, Fu Youran led the way and took Qi Yibei out of the side door next to him to the back of the house. "That's it."

Qi Yibei lowered his head and stepped into the thatched house. After closing the door, he looked at Fu Youran, who was sticking to the same place through the shoulder-length door. "Uh... Can you avoid it first?"

"Gone back to you! Who knows if you can do anything? I have to spy on you."

Qiyi Peking University has a headache. There's nothing you can do. Accept your fate and turn around to habitually flirt with the hem, hey?

"Squat down!"

The beautiful male voice that once belonged to him sounded in his ear. Qi Yibei really wanted to cry without tears. Yes, he had to squat down.

"Do not look around!"

Qi Yibei rolled his eyes in the toilet. It is already God's blessing that the dark paint doesn't fall into the thatched pit. Do you still see?

"Are you all right?"

"All right!" Qi Yibei blushed and came out of the thatched house, "If you urge me again, I will jump down!"

Jumping into the pit? This boy learns so fast! Fu Youran gritted his teeth and snorted coldly, "If you dare to do something bad, I will go to Luoyun Mountain to sacrifice myself automatically!" According to the boy's skin, the comrades in Luoyun Mountain will probably squeeze their heads.

"You..."

"Do you dare to see me!"

Qi Yibei's anger was about to break out under the pressure. The older generation taught us not to stand up against the wind. Comrades who know current affairs are good comrades. Pah... not comrades! The person who knows the current affairs is a handsome man.

Back in the lobby, Qi Yibei said, "We can change back to our original body in ten days and half a month. That is to say, during this period, we all have to take care of each other's bodies."

"Not bad."

"We will make a gentleman's appointment." Qi Yibei pointed to the bright moon outside the window: "We will never do anything to harm the reputation of the other party."

The oath was quite a serious thing at that time. Fu Youran thought for a moment and seemed to be beneficial to him. He nodded, "Okay, but you can't be a sissy all the time!"

"Who is a sissy?"

Looking at Fu Youran's dead look of "I still need to say it", Qi Yi also controlled it in the Arctic, and then controlled it again. "Similarly, you also have to keep my good image in front of the public."

Fu Youran dug his ears, "I'll try my best." Ha, it's really cool. If I had dug my ears like this in the past and let Brother Gu see it, I would inevitably nag. Now, who cares? Sure enough, it's better to be a man.

"So... what should I do if I take a shower?" Qi Yibei took the lead in raising this serious question, "I don't mind letting you see my body, but you..."

"If you dare to look, blind your eyes!"

Qi Yibei said angrily, "Is it your eye or my eye?"

"Uh..." It seemed to be very complicated. Fu Youran decided to skip this question. "Then don't wash it."

"Don't take a shower for half a month?" Qi Yibei shouted like a ghost, "Do you have such a record before?" As he spoke, he hurriedly smelled his clothes and sniffed the neckline.

Fu Youran stepped forward and grabbed "yourself" hand and said with a smile, "Don't smell it. I've always loved cleanliness, but you really don't look like a man. It's common for our brothers in the village not to wash once a month. Don't you need to make such a fuss?"

Qi Yibei raised his head and smelled a faint fragrance just as he was about to speak. Strangely, when he smelled it on himself, he couldn't smell it very much. Now that he changed his body, he actually smelled good. Then he took a closer look at the handsome face on the top of his head. This kind of wild and unru Sexually smiling, why haven't you discovered your wild potential before?

He was silent, and Fu Youran also felt that something was wrong. He looked down and was facing a pair of shining eyes. He was as quiet as water. Is this himself? I'm afraid it's more difficult to make yourself look like this than to kill yourself?

The two were lost in their "negative" image. When they came to their senses, they suddenly found that they were so close to each other. A big hand was holding a slender wrist, feeling each other's body temperature, ambiguous and intimate.