Sweet life after marriage (for [lost])
(Question about having a baby)
Recently, Ye Huanchen has been very depressed. No, she is very depressed. Lying in the yard, thinking about what the doctor said to her the other day, she held her breath!
Finally, this burst of gas turned into a roar to the sky.
"Li Ziyi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!"
"Ouch, my aunt, can you calm down? What should I do if the fetal gas is moved? The doctor has said that the first three months are the easiest to slip. You have to be careful!"
Li Ziyi knelt on the clothesline, holding Ye Huanchen's waist in one hand and holding his ear in the other.
"I can't wait to throw away this piece of meat!!!" When Ye Huanchen heard Li Ziyi's explanation, the uncomfortable feeling in his heart was even deeper.
This stinky man dares not to tell the truth!
Ye Huanchen gritted his teeth and said, "Li Ziyi, your son is very strong. How many drugs have I taken? I didn't beat him down!"
Li Ziyi heard Ye Huanchen's words and smiled: "The two of us children must have characteristics. Drinking abortion pills is a small thing, just like playing!"
"It seems that you are very proud of your son!"
"No!" He bowed his head decisively and admitted his mistake.
"Ter, say! Why didn't anyone tell me that it was a woman who gave birth to a child!"
Ye Huanchen stretched out his hand and grabbed Li Ziyi's ear and asked viciously.
Why hasn't anyone told her that it was a woman giving birth to a child since she came to this world and when she married Li Ziyi?
At the thought of her powerful dark suzerain, she was so depressed that she had a baby like a little man!
"I thought you knew." Is this still necessary to say? A person knows that it is a woman who has a baby.
Li Ziyi looked at Ye Huanchen aggrievedly, and his wet eyes stared at Ye Huanchen, which was as pitiful as a puppy.
But Ye Huanchen hasn't eaten Li Ziyi for a long time: "Don't pretend to be garlic with me. Your trick doesn't work anymore! What do you think?
Ye Huanchen must try to remove the child in her belly and let her have a baby. Where is her face!!! Dust~~~ This is our child. How can you abandon him so cruelly? Li Ziyi twitched his shoulders and said without snot or tears, "Your tolerance? Your kindness? Where is your kindness? This is our own child. I don't allow you to do this to him!"
Ye Huanchen twitched the corners of his mouth and resisted the impulse to slap Li Ziyi to death: "You are brain-damaged! When did I have tolerance, kindness and kindness? You slinger, you don't want to read those brain-damaged romance novels. Look at your current sex, just like a convulsion!"
"It's all caused by Haozi!" Li Ziyi immediately put away the appearance of the little man and curled his lips: "It's all Dongfang Hao~~~ I have to buy me something to pay back, brother, a nightmare, saying that it is good for fetal education~~ Chener, I'm innocent, I'm seduced."
"Don't talk to me. Haozi is busy chasing Xiao Che now. How can he have time to buy books for you?" Ye Huanchen said angrily, "Hurry up, take your son out of my stomach!"
"Take it away??!!!" Li Ziyi took a breath with difficulty. He knew that Ye Huanchen was not so easy to fool. He said that he couldn't let her have a baby. The bad idea of the stinky old man made me take the blame!
Li Ziyi glanced at the night fantasy dust with a smile, and suddenly a flash of inspiration.
"Madam, don't worry, I will definitely take this boy away from your stomach!" Li Ziyi looked at Ye Huanchen's stomach solemnly: "I watched the stars last night and found that the fifteenth, six months later, was a good day. That day, taking away the child, was the best time for children and adults!"
"Didn't you sweep the hut all night last night? When did you watch the sky at night? Why don't I know?!" Ye Huanchen stared at Li Ziyi suspiciously.
"While sweeping the thatched house, I watched the sky at night. While absorbing the excrement and urine purification, I found this heavenly machine!"
Li Ziyi is lying now, which is called a smooth, which can be called a word of mouth.
"Really?"
"It's true than pearls!"
"Didn't you lie to me?"
"If I lie to you, I will eat shit!"
"All right!" Ye Huanchen nodded simply.
********After six months and a half months**
"Li Ziyi~~~~~" Ye Huanchen screamed, "Go and eat shit for me...!!!!"
"Dust, I'm wrong~~~"
Li Ziyi paced back and forth outside the delivery room, listening to the worried voice of Ye Huanchen, and she also sweated coldly.
God, if you know such a painful word, he won't let Ye Huanchen have a child!
"Young master, I'm afraid it's difficult to give birth!" A little girl came out of the room with a very solemn face.
"Difficult labor?!" Li Ziyi suppressed the fear from the bottom of his heart and said harshly, "How can it be difficult to give birth?"
"I'm afraid I drank too much abortion pills, so..."
"Ah..." Ye Huanchen shouted in pain and interrupted their conversation.
"Li Ziyi..." Ye Huanchen shouted his name, holding the quilt and his fingertips were already white without a trace of blood color.
Damn Li Ziyi, she must have him eat shit!
"Dust!" Listening to the sound of Ye Huanchen, Li Ziyi's mind was almost blank, and he raised his legs and was about to rush in.
"Young master, there is a heavy smell of blood in this room. You can't be here..." The little girl hurriedly stopped Li Ziyi and said.
"Ah..." Ye Huanchen didn't hear the sound outside the house, but the pain was about to toss her to death. Oh, my God, why is it so painful to have a baby!!!!
"No... I have to go in!" Li Ziyi's face was extremely ugly: "Chen'er is so painful. It's all because of me. I can't leave her side!"
"Young master, my wife is having a difficult delivery now, and you can't give birth. Isn't it a mess to stand in the room?" The little girl hurriedly pushed Li Ziyi and said that she couldn't let the young master into the delivery room!
Li Ziyi was stunned all of a sudden. Yes, he really didn't understand anything. If he did, he wouldn't make Chener so painful.
While Li Ziyi was stunned, the little girl hurriedly ran into the room and closed the door tightly for fear that Li Ziyi would break in again when she woke up, breaking the rules.
"Madam, work hard!" The stable woman shouted anxiously beside Ye Huanchen.
Some experienced and stable women around her pressed the acupuncture points on Ye Huanchen's body to make her production smoother.
The pain made Ye Huanchen's mind blank, and he could only subconsciously follow the words of the stable woman. His pale face without a trace of blood was full of pain.
Li Ziyi stood outside the door in a daze, listening to a painful groan from inside, like a knife and a knife on his heart. Now he really can't wait to strangle himself.
Ye Huanchen wants to drink abortion pills, won't he stop it? ( Master Li, you have tried your best. The Queen of Night is knowledgeable about pharmacologicals. You can't fool her!)
Li Ziyi kicked the door open, but was stopped by the little man beside him.
"Young master, you can't go in!" The young man ploped and knelt down, "Young master! The delivery room is bloody and will hit you! You can't break the rules!"
"Regulations, you old man!" Li Ziyi laughed angrily: "What I said is the rule. I'm going to abolish this rule today!"
Joke! Night magic dust can also be compared with the rules!
Li Ziyi pushed away the little man who was blocking him and strode into the room, Illing the man's exclamation behind him.
The room was full of blood, and several stable women were turning around Ye Huanchen: "Madam, work hard, hard!"
Ye Huanchen only felt that her consciousness was getting more and more blurred, and the pain in her lower body seemed to be far away from her.
Bad boy, if you dare to toss me like this, after you are born, I will definitely clean you up to death!
This is what I thought when the night fantasy dust left the meaning consciousness at the end.
"Dust!" Li Ziyi looked at Ye Huanchen with a painful face and immediately rushed to her side and grabbed her hand: "Chen'er, Chen'er, I'm in. You have to stick to it!" I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, it's all my fault! Chener, open your eyes and see if I'm okay!?"
"Ziyi...?" Ye Huanchen reluctantly opened his eyes: "Bastard, I'm going to cut you with thousands of knives!"
Ye Huanchen's words almost didn't scare those stable women who gave birth to death. The rumors outside were really not wrong. The daughter-in-law of the Li family beat and scolded the young master as usual. Now even when giving birth, she doesn't forget how to deal with him in the future.
And the second young master of the Li family is really the same as rumors, working hard and whispering!
"Okay, okay... Don't say it's a thousand knives, even if it's a thousand dollars, it's not a problem!" Li Ziyi's eyes turned red. Ye Huanchen showed it to him: "Chen'er, can you hold on for a while? You will be fine..."
"Madam, the child can see the head! Come on, work hard!" A voice of a woman's surprise suddenly sounded.
"Ah, it hurts..." Ye Huanchen gritted his teeth and used all his strength in his body.
Children must be born.
If you are gone, there will be children who can accompany him!
"Chen'er..." Li Ziyi held Ye Huanchen's hand tightly and looked at her without blinking. Her slender fingers kept brushing the corners of her eyes and sliding down tears because of pain.
Chen'er, have you ever been so embarrassed?
"Madam, hold on a little longer! The child will come out soon!" The stable woman was also sweating profusely.
Li Ziyi stared at Ye Huanchen, afraid that she would disappear in the blink of an eye.
"Ah..." Ye Huanchen clenched his lips in pain, and tears poured down again.
"Congratulations, young master! It's a little lady!" Grandma Wen's ecstatic voice suddenly sounded. Li Ziyi didn't look at the child and held Ye Huanchen's hand tightly: "Chen'er, how do you feel?"
"It hurts..." Ye Huanchen frowned and then moaned in pain.
"Why does it still hurt?" Li Ziyi suddenly panicked, turned his head and shouted harshly, "What's going on? Why does it still hurt, madam?"
"Young master, there are still two children!" The woman's face was bitter. God, why did she come to give birth?
"What!!!!" A panic surged from the bottom of Li Ziyi's heart. The first child almost killed Ye Huanchen. The second child, the third child...
********I'm a cute dividing line*********
(Questions about three children)
"Dad, I'll retreat first. You cover for me!"
Li Ziyi, who was cooking in the kitchen, stopped stroking his forehead and sighed. In fact, these two were enemies in their last lives, right? Why don't you always be as cold as a fairy, and the cold and impermanent night fantasy dust will chase Ye Xuan's children all over the mountain every day?
"Li Ziyi, where's the little rabbit?"
It seems that Ye Huanchen is very angry this time, otherwise she won't call Ye Xuan a little rabbit. I remember that Li Ziyi once laughed at the night Huanchen last time, and she would attribute herself to a rabbit by saying this.
Li Ziyi pointed to the door and said, "Go to her uncle's house."
Ye Huanchen was stunned. The girl had a good idea and knew that she would not go to Rong Xiu. No, it was Li Ziyu's family.
Ye Huanchen snorted coldly and left. When you come back, let's see how I deal with you!
It was not until Ye Huanchen walked for a long time that Ye Xuan's child swaggered in from outside the door, lay in Li Ziyi's arms, and exhaled. Her father once told her that if she wanted to hide somewhere, she would not be discovered by her god-like mother, unless she hid all her breath, and even smelled: "Dad, scare me to death. !"
Li Ziyi took a look at the children who were panting and learned the cold voice of Ye Huanchen: "Hold up! I'm cooking! Say, what did you do wrong today?"
Ye Xuan stood up obediently, and her posture was very correct, but the ruffian smile, which was the same as him, proved that she was not afraid of Li Ziyi at all.
This child knows that it will be terrible for her mother to be angry, but his father will not beat people even if he is angry.
"I said, I want to marry my uncle!" Ye Xuan looked at Li Ziyi aggrievedly with the same face as Ye Huanchen, trying to win sympathy: "I really like my uncle, Dad, please persuade my mother to marry me!" Ye Mo married Dongfang Jie, and Li Xiaobao married Xiao Yu. Now I'm the eldest sister. You can't let me be like this for the rest of my life!"
Ye Xuan and Ye Mo are girls. Her mother said that the girl should follow her mother's surname, so the two of them are surnamed Ye. As for Li Xiaobao, I heard that he was the most obedient when his mother gave birth to a child, so the family loved him and naturally married him a baby's name.
Although the name is funny in her ears.
"Aren't you looking for a fight?" Li Ziyi was a little helpless: "It's not that you don't know how much your mother cares about your uncle. How can you let your little girl be angry with your uncle!"
"How can I be angry with my uncle? It's too late for me to feel sorry for him!" Ye Xuan said angrily, "I will protect my uncle and feel sorry for him, just like my mother loves you!"
"You damn girl, you even talk nonsense about your parents!"
"Anyway, I don't care. I'm going to find my uncle. I won't come back at night!" Ye Xuan shook her hand and disappeared into Li Ziyi's sight.
"Do you agree with her marrying Rong Xiu?" Li Ziyi said to the people on the roof while cooking.
"Is it effective if you don't agree?"
"Don't you worry that he likes Xuaner because she looks like you?"
"A little!"
"What should I do?"
"Look again, I can't bear to let him suffer again!" After saying that, Li Ziyi heard a sudden sound. He knew that Ye Huanchen went to peep at Ye Xuan's children and Rong Xiu (Li Ziyu) again.