Chapter 1 The Thief is Bad

In the endless desert, behind a sand dune, two pairs of thief eyes stared at the ancient road. Suddenly, an eagle sounded, and the two pairs of thief' eyes quickly disappeared behind the dune.

"Bah, ah." A young man covered in sand spit a few times and scolded angrily, "Now the caravan is really shrewd to know that it has raised eagles to guard."

" boss, let's go back. It seems that we won't gain anything today." A tall and fat man next to him whispered.

Although this big man is tall and fat, he has a simple face except for his slippery eyes. If he closes his eyes, he is also a simple and honest person.

"Erdan, what did you say?" The young man shouted angrily when he heard the words of the tall and fat man.

"No, I didn't say anything." Erdan hurriedly lowered his head and said pitifully.

"Erdan, I know you are honest, but for my dream, we have to stick to it, understand?" The young man's name was Zhang Bad, but he was an orphan. His parents died early and left such a boy.

Zhang Bad, in fact, is a very good-looking person. He is 28 years old, white and needless, handsome, with the corners of his eyes, and a pair of peach blossom eyes. There is always a smile on the corners of his mouth. His lips are red and white teeth, coupled with his long body, this is definitely a handsome person.

But now the dust on the face and the ragged linen clothes can only cover the bad demeanor, like a beggar.

"The idea that you want to cultivate immortals is wrong." When the second egg heard Zhang Bad talking about his dream, he couldn't help raising his head with a firm expression.

Zhang Bad laughed twice, patted Erdan on the shoulder and smiled, "This is my dream. I won't give up, but as my friend, I also think of me. I will be very grateful to you."

When the second egg heard that Zhang Bad was still so persistent, he was like a discouraged ball. He looked down and smiled bitterly and stopped talking.

"Erdan, don't the men in the village often say that the road to immortality is long. As long as people stick to their dreams can they succeed? I think that gentleman's idea is correct. Zhang laughed badly.

The second egg really wants to go back immediately and twist the head of the only private school teacher in the village and kick it as a ball. This is simply a demon to confuse the public. Unexpectedly, Zhang, who has always been shrewd, is like a demon.

Cultivation of immortals? There are still two words to say whether there are immortals in the world. Adhering to this dream is really a stupid dream in the eyes of the same shrewd two eggs.

"In the Northern Han Dynasty in our Zhuzhou, there were many practitioners there. When I have saved enough money, I will go there. With my cleverness, I will definitely be selected by a sect." Zhang said with expectation on his face.

The second egg couldn't help sighing when he saw Zhang's bad appearance.

"Big boss, shall we go and have a look again?" Erdan said helplessly.

"Good brother, I knew you would support me." Zhang Bad patted Erdan on the shoulder excitedly and laughed, "You are the brother of my life."

"It's really a hardship in my life to have you as a brother." Erdan said with a wry smile.

"Let's go and have a look. After finishing this ticket, I will be able to save enough travel expenses." Zhang Bad turned around and walked towards the sand dunes and said proudly as he walked.

Erdan sighed helplessly. Although he thought his brother's idea was wrong, since Zhang Bad insisted, he could only support it.

"Here we are, here we are, haha, there are only three camels. It seems that we are lucky this time." Before Erdan walked behind the sand dunes, he heard Zhang Bad's excited laughter. He hurriedly walked over three steps and two steps and stretched out his small eyes to look.

It is indeed like what Zhang Bad said. There are only three camels. It seems that they are not a big caravan and have no protection of warriors. This is the best thing for the two of them.

"Go to the back and do what we did before. It's up to me." Zhang Bad's words trembled a little. It seemed that the dream was about to become a reality, which made Zhang Bad feel very excited.

The second egg immediately nodded and ran towards the ancient road behind.

Zhang Bad watched the second egg's back fade away, cleared his throat, cheered himself up and said, "It's not a big deal this time. It's the same as before."

Calculation time, Zhang Bad shouted loudly, jumped out of the sand dunes, shook the hair that had been stirred together, hugged his hands, and stood on the ancient road with a fierce expression.

"I drive this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave it to buy money." Zhang Bad shouted coldly.

The caravan opposite immediately stopped and saw a short and fat man riding a camel and saying disdainfully, "You little thief, you are the only one who came to rob the road?"

"Who said it was just me? Look behind me." Zhang Bad sneered and turned around and pointed behind him.

I saw the originally clear sky suddenly flying sand and dust, as if a group of horse thieves rushed over.

In fact, this is what Zhang Bad ordered Erdan to do. With his tall figure, he tied a rope around his waist, but the end of the rope was tied to a branch and ran wildly in the desert.

Using this method, Zhang Bad also scared a lot of caravans and got a lot of tolls as he wished, but today, why is Zhang Bad looking at the short and fat man not afraid at all?

Looking at the sand and dust all over the sky, Zhang Bad Xin said that it was no different from before. It was the same momentum, just like the momentum of ten thousand horses stepping on. I really don't know why Erdan worked so hard today.

"Do you see it? My brothers are coming. Give me the money quickly. Get out of here quickly." Although Zhang Bad has some doubts in his heart now, what should be done still needs to be done. The harsh words that should be said still need to be said, and what should be performed still needs to be performed.

"It's up to you? What if you have thousands of troops?" The short and fat man sneered, ignored the angry posture, leisurely turned in the direction of the camel, returned to the front of the last camel and bowed respectfully and said, "Please ask the Taoist priest for help."

"Taoist priest?" Zhang Bad heard the voice of the short and fat man and his heart moved. Could it be that he was a practitioner?

Thinking of this, Zhang Bad can't help sweating all over. If the other party is a true person, thousands of troops and horses will no longer be in their eyes.

As long as the true man casts a spell, even thousands of troops and horses will perish.

The man who became a Taoist priest is dressed in luxurious silk clothes. No matter how you look at it, you can't see that he will be a trueist.

"What happened." The long man closed his eyes slightly, as if he had never opened it, and asked faintly.

"There are thieves in the way ahead, and I hope the Taoist priest can help me." The short and fat man said respectfully.

"Oh? There are so many wanton thieves. The long man suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Bad, with a flash of light in his eyes.

Zhang Bad felt that he felt as if he was frozen all over his body, and his mouth was dry. He thought that now he had fallen, and he was actually a true cultivator, which was simply looking for death.

It doesn't matter if he dies. If he dies under the hands of the practitioner, he can also fulfill his dream, but the poor bastard doesn't know anything now. If he is destroyed by a spell by this practitioner, he will not be relieved to die.

"You, are you a true person?" Zhang Bad swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked with difficulty.

"How about it?" The man withdrew his eyes, and a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and said faintly.

"Please be kind to the Taoist priest. I just want to cheat some silver liang. I want to go to the Han Dynasty to find the cultivation sect to learn Taoism, but I didn't kill him. If the Taoist priest is angry, just slap me to death, but please let my brother." Zhang Bad hurriedly knelt down and said.

"Do you want to practice Taoism?" The long man smiled slightly.

"Yes, this has always been my dream." Zhang Bad nodded hurriedly and said excitedly, "Please accept me as an apprentice. It's not a pity to die as a cow and a horse."

Zhang Bad knelt on the ground uneasily and waited for the Taoist priest's reply.

It was not until a while before the Taoist priest said lightly, "Since you are single-minded, I can't refuse you, so I will accept you as a registered disciple first and see how you will perform in the future."

When Zhang Bad heard the Taoist's words, his heart was like a hammer. He didn't expect that what he had always dreamed of would be so successful. Constered, Zhang Bad hurriedly banged nine times and shouted, "Master is on the top, and I was knocked by the apprentice nine times."

In this way, Zhang Bad became a little Taoist priest, a little Taoist priest who did not know his master's name or his sect.