Chapter 11; "Bout" Chen Xiaoxiong

My name is Leo, an alien, and I have half of the blood of the powerful apes in my body. Through my unremitting efforts, I was finally admitted to the first college in the world under the glory of the Creator God, and I would like to thank the boss's wife, who sheltered me, a homeless person with no money and power, and let me work in the bathhouse and study hard.

Big banyan bathhouse, I, Leo, the most powerful existence in the Kaiyuan era. I am responsible for a wide range of things. As the boss's wife said, I am responsible for repairing the showers in the bathhouse. Occasionally, I help some girls in the bathhouse wipe the backs for guests. Sometimes I cheat on individuals, and even take a bath to give a sense of art. A little lesson from the guy is to repair the eaves on weekdays. Well, I dare to guarantee in the name of the God of Creation that I have never thought of peeking at the girls' bathhouse, and at the same time, I have never thought of seeing those beautiful girls in the etiquette department to rehearse the formation. I, Leo, the future Hercules king, will never do such a third-rate thing.

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There is a bathhouse built on the mountain in the back mountain. The history of the establishment of this bathhouse can no longer be investigated. All I know is that the business is cold and pitiful, because the age of Kaiyuan is not like chaotic now, and the college has been attacked by foreign beasts every now and five times has led to energy shortage. But today is different. The big banyan tree bathhouse ushered in spring. Because the nearby etiquette department has rehearsed a program these days, and the teaching building is nervous, the big banyan tree bathhouse has been rented out to be used as a dressing room for boys. And this sunny weather is a good day for rehearsal, so the big banyan tree bathhouse is bustling with people.

A sneaky figure is holding a hammer on the roof at this time, biting a nail in his mouth to thicken the eaves of the bathhouse. This bathhouse is full of layers of patches on the eaves, and you can faintly see the "scenery" presented under these small holes. Hey hey, everyone knows .

Leo, a prehistoric human who was played by the mosaic at the beginning, was making up for all the loopholes ordered by the boss's wife, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and stood up and straightened down. Today is a sufficient day. Thinking of it, he can see the top ladies of the mainland in etiquette, the children of celebrities, and their concave and convex figures. Dancing in front of my eyes... Leo patted his face, calmed himself down, wiped the place wet with saliva on his collar, and crawled behind the chimney on the roof of the bathhouse without making himself so uncomfortable. The place was investigated by Leo himself in detail. Except for someone peeking at the top of the mountain, he would never find himself...

hong... Boom... Boom...

The earth-shaking explosion resounded when Leo hid behind the chimney. When he saw his shadow on the ground being shrouded in a black shadow, and a few faint shouts gradually came from his ear, Leo was smart.

"Women's voice? Ah, this tone is suitable for singing in a sweet direction, this, this is suitable for soprano, this is suitable for walking tenderness, huh, why is there a sheep tone? The best! No, it should be Lori's voice!"

"Run, the stone fell!"

"Hey, the people below, run~"

Leo was intoxicated with his own world and suddenly put on his simplest and most beautiful smile and turned around. In an instant, his smile froze on his extremely thick hairy face. He saw a huge stone in his pupil, which was running straight towards him with the momentum of thunder.

"Ah, help~"

With a howl, Leo climbed down from the roof with his hands and feet, taking care of the dust on his body, and his legs were tight and disappeared without a trace. In the bathhouse, some students came out curiously in a pair of underwear from the bathroom to watch. In an instant, a frightened howl sounded all over Kaiyuan College.

Bum... Bang....

According to the resolution of the leadership of Kaiyuan College, the big banyan bathhouse will be included in the exhibition building next year. Without any pressure, it was crushed by the boulder. Countless figures flew out of a pile of ruins. Because of the fracturing of the water pipe, fountains can be seen everywhere under the ruins of the big banyan bathhouse.

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"My heart is messed up. I don't belong to anyone. Don't pretend to ignore my beautiful wine glasses have been filled with decadence and slowly broken into a burden. I'm like a wounded rose...

The etiquette department was created by Chen Xiaoxiong, who is known as a beautiful leader. The slogan is to make the world full of love, realize the six common and beautiful wishes, and strive to use the beauty of human beings from the heart, the simple and innocent etiquette, so that the world is not killing.

Today is a major rehearsal of the etiquette department. Soon, it will be the 500th birthday of the sage Alsace. A grand meeting will be held at Kaiyuan College, and the etiquette department will be the overall performance planner. At this time, on an empty venue, several girls in cheongsams stood in a row with a faint smile on their faces and twisted their bodies with the thought of music. Under a nearby sun umbrella, Chen Xiaoxiong wore a big red tights and looked at the girls' singing. He slapped his toes and put a finger lightly in his mouth. Bite, sometimes frown, sometimes nod darkly.

Suddenly, the mountain shook, and the formation was suddenly scattered. Chen Xiaoxiong stared at the ground andantically, waved his hand to the nearby staff to turn off the music, wrapped his hands, twisted his buttocks, and walked in a cat-step and scolded sharply, "Oh, my God, ladies, I begged you. If you can't, just leave. Don't be here. Standing is a waste of air! This is the etiquette department, not the garbage acquisition site. Don't think that the Creator gives you a good look. I want you to say that you are dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, performing the strongest waste material in history. Please go to the circus to find a suitable job. If you jump here, you will be invited to the duty department for tea.

Each of the cheongsam girls is not to mention the heavenly and national colors, but can also be said to be a 100% beauty. There are no hundreds of millions of people in the family who can enter this etiquette department. Their parents are not city owners or anything. Usually, they are all stars who support the moon. He has never received such a sharp and mean treatment, and suddenly Two or three girls squatted on the ground and sobbed. Chen Xiaoxiong did not make a few actions because of the lethality of his words. The orchid pointed gently and continued to say, "Think of those years..."

"Ah, Chen, Chen, Brother Chen..." A young strong man in a black leather jacket ran over breathlessly and shouted. Chen Xiaoxiong shouted angrily, "Three skins, demeanor and demeanor, how many times have they told you, just like an uncivilized savage, I'm sorry, you can leave tomorrow."

"I'm sorry, Brother Chen, I was wrong, but the big thing is not good..." The strong man called Sanpizi scratched his head and roared loudly, but was suppressed by Chen Xiaoxiong's sharper cry and said, "The big thing is more important than rehearsal. The big thing can happen in our etiquette department. Let me tell you Sanpizi, and you girls, the etiquette department where Chen Xiaoxiong is in charge, even if the sky falls, this pair With such a strong hand, it can be pushed up. After saying that, Chen Xiaoxiong held his hands arrogantly, but his eyes were a little strange. Suddenly, his heart was cold. He turned his head and saw a huge stone magnificently smashing through layers of protective bars in the training ground, rolling towards here, that is, where he was standing.

"Oh, my God, people, people, big talk~ Sanpi, hurry up for me, ring the guard bell, and call the people on duty." Chen Xiaoxiong was so scared that his face turned pale, and his legs were about to collapse to the ground. At this time, several girls he had just scolded rushed forward and set him up. At this time, he didn't care about his demeanor. Several girls threw their little feet and flew far away with high heels. Several more fiercely even pulled the cheongsam fiercely and opened them to their waist, and faintly white. The meaty three skins were stunned on the spot and swallowed desperately. If it hadn't been for Chen Xiaoxiong's big-eared photons, I'm afraid they would have returned to animal nature.

Bum... Bang... Bang, the boulder seems to have some strange energy attached to it. From the top of the mountain to the big banyan tree bathhouse, to the etiquette training ground, the whole distance is about two or three kilometers, but the momentum of the boulder in such a far road has not been reduced at all, but the strength is more surging. Several skilled people are boldly responsible for the safety of the etiquette department. In order to give a good impression on Chen Xiaoxiong, who is also known as an "old witch", the part-time students jumped into the air with a roar. Water arrows, fireballs, wind blades, vigor, handover and danced to hit the boulder, but Kaiyuan College never lack miracles. A big stone may also control the weathering dragon, and those unfold their spirits. The students of the wings were summoning various elements to combine combat skills to fight on the boulder. Suddenly, a white light bloomed on the boulder, and all the combat skills rebounded. Suddenly, the training ground of almost two basketball courts howled all over the field. Chen Xiaoxiong's face, surrounded by beauty in one corner, was a little pale, and his eyes showed a trace of incredible, and Several silver teeth next to him bit and looked at each other. The fire-like desire to fight broke out in his beautiful eyes, and the colorful spiritual wings spread from his back, thunder, air explosion, photospheres... Various kinds of killing skills hit the boulder, and the male students lying on the ground around them looked frightened. Several obscene men originally wanted to pursue those girls improperly, but now they are ashamed. Looking at the demeanor of others and doing art, they have long been "unspoken rules" without any strength.

"Wind, the wind of silence listens to my orders, fire, tyrannical fire dominates the world, wind and fire nine heavens, kill!"

"Great Nep, arouse the source of life and purify everything."

"Roar ~ corpse demon, fight against heaven and earth, only my corpse demon is invincible!"

"Wind demon legs, turn into ten thousand demons, extreme storm!"

Ma Yunfei, Haitian, Zhang Ziyang, Han Bai, and others came one after another. After the white light rebounded several series of flower attacks on the boulder, there was a more fierce offensive. The roar of ten thousand demons, the sky and water vented, the double storm composed of wind and fire, as well as the blood sea altar of Zhang Ziyang's corpse, which hit suddenly jumped in all directions. On top of the huge stone.

"Director Chen~"

When Chen Xiaoxiong finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the arrival of Haitian, he heard countless voices shouting at him in the distance. Looking up, he suddenly felt a strong sense of powerlessness in his heart.