Chapter 0160 Jokes of Zhou Tai and Cao Ying

The vast army of 600,000 galloped cautiously, not to mention the flag, even released a hundred miles of exploration horses.

After Zhou Tai, Wei Yan and Yue Xi formed a knot in Meiyuan, Yue Xi was determined not to be an enemy of the old master Cao Cao and was sent back to Shuiyue Cave by Zhou Tai! As for the news Yue Xi said, none of them can make Zhou Tai feel interested! It is either the soldier led by this general or the position led by that general. In the final analysis, none of them is useful.

A few days after marching, Zhou Tai finally saw Luoyang, which was said to be easy to defend and difficult to attack. At this time, Luoyang can be described as rags. Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, Dongfang Fu and Huangfu Song went back and forth, and I don't know how many times they have been captured! I'm afraid that Luoyang has become the easiest city to fall in the thirteen states.

"Come on! Tell the grain and fodder officer to come here. Zhou Tai shouted instructions.

600,000 people with a sea of people and toes! It was absolutely enough to scare away the enemy. Wei Yan ran over with his steps. Of course, Zhou Tai's army was not idle, but grain and fodder were the lifeblood of the whole army. Therefore, Zhou Tai still let Wei Yan take the post in case of any sudden rebellion, which will lead to the burning of the army's food and fodder and the army's heart.

"General Zhou, I don't know what's wrong with the last general?" Wei Yan saw that there were people around him, so he had to call him his official name.

Zhou Tai waved his hand carelessly and motioned the soldiers next to him to go down, with one arm on Wei Yan's shoulder: "Wenchang! Seeing that Luoyang was just in front of him, my brother was scared!"

Wei Yan looked at Zhou Tai, followed Zhou Tai's eyes and asked doubtfully, "Brother, there is no one in Luoyang City. Besides, our army is 600,000. The enemy should have found that the enemy should have been scared away!" Wei Yan laughed at Zhou Tai.

"Wenchang, you said this wrong! In those years, the lord pretended to sing the empty city plan and wiped out Xu Rong's 100,000 elite. Cao Thieve used 100,000 elites to take Luoyang, and a large number of artillery and crossbows in Luoyang also fell into the hands of the thief. I'm afraid Cao Cao wants to play ambush!"

No matter who is right or wrong, Zhou Tai's order is to create the illusion of siege, not to attack the city. The seasonal military academy supervised the soldiers to build camps and build ladders, scaring Cao Cao and Cao Mengde.

In the Hulao Pass, Cao and Guo Jia, who were talking about the rich forces in the East with great interest the day before yesterday, held their mouths! Luoyang emergency report was sent five days ago. It seems that the commander-in-chief of Dongfang Fu Sinan directly mobilized 600,000 troops in the rear to drive himself out, which showed that he had good courage.

"Lord, the news of Dongfang Fu's death must not have reached Zhou Tai's ears. If it is Zhou Tai's temper, I'm afraid he will lead troops to fight Chang'an and avenge Dongfang Fu! In my opinion, it is better to give up Luoyang and concentrate on the superior forces to take Yongning.

What Guo Jia said was gloomy, and Cao Cao also carefully calculated that it was a pity to let Luoyang for nothing. After all, if he took Sizhou, he would take Luoyang. If Luoyang was cut off, the army he sent would cut off food and fodder. This risk was too great, and Cao Cao was a little hesitant.

"Lord, the army is all outside. I'm afraid it will take some time to rush to Luoyang. At that time, Luoyang will be broken long ago! Please make a decision immediately!" Guo Jia stirred up the fire again.

Cao Cao looked at Guo Jia resolutely: "How did your sister marry Zhou Tai? Why don't you take this opportunity to do it?" As the saying goes, it is better to choose a day than to hit the sun, and the news of Hanoi should be coming soon! The spy passed through the tiger prison the day before yesterday and took this opportunity to attract Zhou Tai!"

After hearing this, Guo Jia secretly admired Cao Cao and was good at his heart, which not only solved Luoyang's urgent needs, but also supported the rear of Dongfang Fu from a clear surface.

"My lord is wise!" Guo Jia holds the boxing.

This is five days later! Luoyang's 100,000 defenders are Cao Cao's most elite army, that is to say, the troops sent by Dian Wei, Xu Chu and Le Jin are all on the second line! As for the 100,000 army in Sanwei Mountain, I'm afraid it's enough to stop crying, because it's completely militia to let Zhou Tai divide the troops.

Five days later, the wind was gentle and the sky was clear and cloudless. Zhou Tai stood in front of the village, a little bored, "Wenchang! I heard that Cao Cao personally led 5,000 cavalry into Luoyang yesterday. Shall we scare Cao Cao?

Wei Yan was cautiously about to object. Zhou Tai had ordered the captain to order 300,000 horses and prepare to make trouble with Cao Cao!

The two armies fought against each other. Cao Cao looked at the neat array of 300,000 troops outside the city, and a member of the main general shouted below: "Cao Thief, I am Zhou Tai, the assassin of Sizhou. We are the same age as the officials. I don't know how your martial arts are. Come out quickly!

Cao Cao looked sideways at the generals behind him: "Generals, can there be anyone who goes up to fight?"

These generals all know that Zhou Tai is brave. If you want to say that the generals with strong martial arts have led the troops out and did not dare to come forward, Cao Cao's sister stood up and said softly, "Brother, since there is no general willing to fight against Zhou Tai, I would like to fight Zhou Tai!" This was shocking and the general was in a cold sweat. Cao Ying didn't know martial arts at all, but she had a lot of ideas. As for why Cao Ying came forward to fight, in fact, it was because she was worried about Dongfang Fu. When she heard that Dongfang Fu died, she wanted to get accurate news from Zhou Tai.

While Cao Cao was stunned, Cao Ying was still pregnant, but she said worriedly, "Sister, Zhou Tai is a fierce general in the world, and almost no one can beat him. Aren't you going to death!"

Cao Ying covered her mouth and smiled softly: "Don't be afraid, brother. Zhou Tai is famous for being brave and resourceless, as long as he is wise..."

As the saying goes, the sword has no eyes, Cao Cao still reminded him worriedly: "Then you have to be careful. If the situation is not good, go back to the camp quickly!"

By the way, Cao Ying's little girl really broke Cao's heart! This sister is looking for death and wants to run to Sizhou every day. Well, this time it's time to come to the tiger prison and catch it for Cao Cao! Let's get married! It's not easy to get married. After all, he was divorced by Dongfang Fu. At this time, Cao Cao was also a great prince. Of course, such a big matter as marrying a sister could not be solved hastily. Originally, he wanted to marry Dongfang Fu, but he knew that Dongfang Fu lost his wife that year and was divorced!

Cao Cao handed his eyes to Sun Jian's son Ce again, and Sun Ce's people are gone...

Cao Cao looked at Cao Ying under the city with a trace of bitterness in his heart. After all, this sister is the only one who will eventually become her own political exchange! After all, there are layers of relationship and multi-layer skin. Even if it is against the greatness of the world, there is still that layer of relationship left! Cao Cao punched fiercely, "I hope you can marry Zhou Tai!"

Cao Ying suddenly pulled the reins, and the 500 cavalry behind her stood in separate rows and rushed out of the west gate. Before the two sides fought, Zhou Tai laughed and pointed arrogantly at Cao Cao on the tower. "Brother Meng De, if you don't have anyone under the account, send a girl out to fight with me, even if I fight with Lao Zhou. If you win, you will end up in the name of bullying girls! Change people quickly!"

Cao Ying looked at Zhou Tai, kept blinking and whispering, "Can your master be safe?"

Zhou Tai recognized Cao Ying and smiled happily, "My master can eat and sleep, sister-in-law, when will you pay a court with my master?"

As soon as he heard Zhou Tai play with himself, he pretended to be tender and shouted, "General Zhou Tai, I don't know whether it's a competition or martial arts!"

Cao Ying said and shook the sword in her hand. As soon as the sword slipped, the "ling bell" fell directly to the ground. Zhou Tai covered his face with miserable eyes and whispered, "Sister-in-law!" Don't play swords if you can't play swords!" Wei Yan, who saw the pressure behind this move, almost fell down his chin and said with a smile to a colonel next to him, "I heard that Bai Jiedu is very strict with the family?"

When the captain heard this, he realized that Zhou Tai was a family man! I looked at Zhou Tai and muttered, "It's bad, it's bad!" The general is going back to eat white steamed buns!"

While Wei Yan was talking, Cao covered his face directly and didn't want to admit that the one below was his sister at all. It was so shameful that he couldn't even hold the weapon, and he went to fight one-on-one! At this time, Cao Ying, who fell from the horse and took the sword, straightened the crooked helmet and winked at Zhou Tai. "I've heard for a long time that General Zhou Tai, Wu Ke Anbang, can govern the country, not only fight with Cao Ying?"

Zhou Tai was speechless. If he couldn't beat himself, he said directly and made this curve. "Alas", Zhou Tai also knew that Cao Ying was acting for Cao and shouted, "Okay, I, Zhou Tai, will compare this literary talent with you!"

"Well, let's each make three gestures. Who can win in gestures... No matter who wins this battle..."

Zhou Tai smiled without any hesitation. Anyway, he did not intend to take Luoyang, but made Cao Cao restless and said, "There is no problem with this. Let's start..."

Cao Ying thought for a moment and drew a circle in the air... Zhou Tai took a look and drew a long strip in the air... Cao Ying thought for a moment and stretched out a finger... Zhou Tai glanced at Cao Ying and immediately stretched out three fingers... Cao Ying touched her stomach... Zhou Tai waved his big hand... Cao Ying winked at Zhou Tai and immediately returned to the camp...

As soon as Cao Ying walked to the tower, she saw Cao Cao go downstairs in person and hurriedly asked, "Sister, didn't you say that Zhou Tai was brave and resourceful? What's the matter? Why did you rush back to the city??? The generals also nodded frequently and didn't know what the gestures they made under the city meant!

Cao Ying, who had an unbelievable face, said helplessly, "I also think it's strange! By the way, Tai is not so powerful at all this week!"

Cao Cao was also confused. The two of them pointed under the city and didn't understand what it meant.

Cao Ying muttered, "I said that thousands of miles are my brother's territory, and Zhou Tai said that the Yellow River Basin is his master's territory!" I said that my brother is the best in the world alone, and Zhou Tai said that his master is invincible in the world. I said that my brother is full of experience and talented... Zhang Fei waved his hand, which means, is that possible! So I escaped..."

Cao Cao recalled the gesture just now and secretly admired Zhou Tai. He was so powerful that I'm afraid it would be a difficult nail in the future. Looking at Zhou Tai's army slowly retreating with his sleeves on his back, there was a trace of strangeness.

As soon as Zhou Tai returned to the camp, he saw Wei Yan running over in a hurry: "Brother, my sister-in-law's housekeeper said carefully. Today, my brother openly flirted with Cao thief female generals. I'm afraid he will be suspected by his sister-in-law when he returns to Sanwei Mountain!"

"Cut, that's our sister-in-law together. I dare not touch her, or my lord will bury me alive!" By chance, Zhou Tai didn't know the news of Dongfang Fu's death. He happened to bump into Cao Ying. Otherwise, with Cao Ying's temper, he lost his chastity and couldn't live in the world and die in a hurry!

Wei Yan's mouth became "O" type, "What did you say when you compete with your sister-in-law just now?"

Zhou Tai turned his head and looked at Wei Yan and said helplessly, "No, my sister-in-law just asked me what I ate today... It's also a little interesting... She asked me if I would like to eat big cakes... I said I only eat deep-fried dough sticks... She asked me if one catty was enough... I said I would eat three pounds... She asked again.. What should I do if my stomach is full... I waved my hand and said... Is that possible... Haha........ She escaped..."

Wei Yan was speechless after hearing this...

Zhou Tai's two soldiers are described as follows....

Pear Soldier Armor: "Cao Cao's sister said that hers is as big as her painting..."

Pion B: "Zhou Tai must say that that thing is definitely as long as he drew..."

"Cao Cao's sister must ask Zhou Tai if it's enough to do it..."

Pear Soldier B: "Zhou Tai must say he will do it three times..."

Pear Soldier Armor: "What if Cao Cao's sister says she is pregnant..."

Pear Soldier B: "Zhou Tai waved his hand... It's none of my business..."

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