Happy zombie

13, Lori is so difficult to teach

Feng Xiaobing is crazy. He really didn't have this experience before. It's not good to be despised by his daughter.

With his waist inserted and stamped his feet, Feng Xiaobing trembled and pointed to Luo Li and didn't say anything for a long time. Lori opened her big eyes and looked at her furious father inexplicably.

"You... You... You..." Feng Xiaobing pointed to Luo Li's 'you' for a long time, and there was no reason for 'you'. The ancients said that dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of mice can make holes. He is a hooligan himself, and he can teach him any good result.

"I said, Luo Li, you can't learn from your father. Dad can only be a hooligan because he is a bastard, but you are different. You are so small, cute and beautiful. You must not learn these crooks. We can't stop being hooligans. It's good to be a zombie... Er?... By the way, are zombies better than hooligans?

Feng Xiaobing tilted his head and thought for a long time, but he didn't think of how to spread the virus. What's better than a cannibal zombies than hooligans? On second thought, hooligans have quite a lot of advantages compared with zombies. However, it doesn't seem to be so comparable.

"It's messy, a little messy. In a word, it's wrong to be a hooligan. We just want to be zombies, and we can't be hooligans. We have to be an excellent zombie who is civilized, polite, respects the old and loves the young, and eats human flesh and bites. Lori, do you understand?"

Lori looked at her father carefully with noble, pure and expectant eyes. After thinking for a long time, she finally made up her mind and said to her father, "Rage zombie, damn it~."

Feng Xiaobing, who was full of cows, hit his head on the stump next to him and hypnotized himself.

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By this time, Gru had already taken the gopher engineering brigade out of the Black Mountain Chicken Land.

Looking at the gophers lined up in front of him, who were all painted with lipstick, Gru couldn't help sweating coldly, and Pengchai came over with a twist. Gru, who had just learned the elder's one-legged skills, quickly stretched out his foot to block him.

"I said, Gru handsome guy, what is the task this time? The elder didn't tell others to give it to him..., which makes his little fart still hurt now. By the way, your big feet are so powerful. With so much hair, itchy, hee hee hee~" While saying, he gently stroked Gru. Foot hair.

"Wow~~", Gru got up like being stinged by a scorpion, ran with white foam and shouted, "Follow me, I'll tell you when I get there~~" and ran into the dense forest.

Pengchai turned over his little eyes and scolded, "Dead~", he took his men into the ground and followed Gru's footsteps.

In place, a mountain ant with the same foaming was left.

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Feng Xiaobing has given up his lady education for Luo Li. The key is that he doesn't understand how to educate at all. Now Luo Li is like a piece of white paper. The only thing that has communication is to recognize the cheap father Feng Xiaobing. Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. It is really not strange to have the current results.

However, Feng Xiaobing has achieved some results. At least, now Luo Li no longer lets him carry it.

"Luoli, let's grab a different taste today, that is, there are two big balls on the chest. When we get to the place, we will follow my command. By the way, we have agreed that Dad agrees with you. You can't talk with the uncivilized word 'by' in the future!" Feng Xiaobing said pitifully to Luo Liba, who was riding on his head and grabbing his hair.

"Well, don't say it. Shit~"

"Ah, why do you still say~", Feng Xiaobing was anxious.

"I said, don't say it, damn it~"

"Tell it back!"

"Damn~!"

......

The two zombies slowly walked towards the gathering place of the apes.

By this time, Gru had rushed back to the place where his tribe rested, and several elders quickly greeted him.

"Glu, you're finally back. How about it? What did the elder say?" The elder white beard asked nervously.

"There is nothing I can't do when I get out of the horse. The elder attaches great importance to this matter, received me in person, and handed over his engineering company to me. This time I will definitely be able to destroy these two monsters." Gru's cowhide said coquettishly.

"The engineers... Even? What is the engineering company?" The elder is very strange. As a peripheral tribe, they have no chance to understand the inside story of the Black Mountain Chicken Land.

Gru remembered the appearance of Peng Cai, and couldn't help shivering and said, "They are not a thing. Don't ask. Anyway, it's the personal guard of the elder. The strength is not ordinary. You will know when you see it."

At this moment, an ape ran over quickly and shouted anxiously, "No, no, no, the two monsters are coming this way and will come soon."

The apes exploded when they heard it. Oh, my God, these two monsters don't give people a rest for a day. There are no weekends or holidays. They don't pull for a day. ( Nonsense, Feng Xiaobing, they can't be hungry for one day.)

"Ah, Gru, the monsters are coming. I don't know who will be unlucky today. Where is the engineering company of the elder you mentioned!?" The white bearded elder was also anxious. At first, it was good to have many apes. Other apes can also take care of these highly valued old guys. If it goes on like this, maybe it will Throw them to the monster. At the critical moment of life and death, who cares whether you are elder or not? He still understands this.

"Damn it, yeah, why hasn't it arrived yet? I'm so anxious!" Gru is also very anxious.

At this moment, the dirt under Gru's feet churned, and the round head of Pengchai rubbed out, and the long beards on both sides of his sharp mouth trembled. "Hee hee, it's rare for Brother Gru to think about him so much. He ran so fast that he finally caught up with him, and his little hands were numb." He said. He slowly climbed to the ground and looked around. Suddenly, he walked to the elder white beard, looked at it with his eyes wide open, and then hooked his hand. The elder white beard thought he had something to say and lowered his head. Gru quickly covered his eyes. Tut~~", an unexpected crisp voice sounded.

"Wow, dead shemale, I let you play hooligan, I let you play hooligan~~", the embarrassed and angry white bearded elder who was attacked angrily grabbed Peng guess and hit him. A round of old fist, the old white bearded elder, punched wiped a few times and flew to the tree trunk on one side. He bounced back and lay on the ground motionless.

Gru looked at it and was shocked. He couldn't help regretting that he didn't stop the Elder White Beard in time. If he was beaten to death, he would play nothing.

"It's over, elder, this guy is Peng, the commander of the engineering company of the elder. What if there is something good or wrong, what should I do?"

"Ah, this... This dead demon gopher is the company commander of the worker?" The old elder white beard's face turned white, and he quickly ran over to see if he was dead.

Wither waiting for him to run over, Pengchai twisted his fat buttocks, raised his head, and said with blurred eyes, "It's really exciting. It's so comfortable to beat him, and they still want it~."

"Ouch~~~", there was a guish around, and the heaven and earth changed color and the vegetation were shocked.

Fortunately, at this time, the surrounding soil layer rolled for a while, and the engineering company arrived. Gru quickly resisted the feeling of disgust and pulled Captain Peng aside, and made such an explanation.

"Wow, it's the elder's handwriting. It's insidious enough. It's so worshipful." He sighed. Peng guessed that the matter was urgent. The little fat claws waved and led his men to work.

At this time, Gru also whispered to the elders.

Feng Xiaobing slowly walked towards the gathering place of the apes with Luo Li riding on his head. Today, the atmosphere of the jungle nearby is a little strange, and the surroundings are quiet. Feng Xiaobing couldn't help laughing that he was a little too **. The jungle has not yet found anything that can threaten them. Those stupid apes can't even speak (it doesn't mean that they can't speak if you don't understand). Even if you don't need a pistol, you can pack up seven or eight, let alone With Luo Li, a little helper, don't underestimate Luo Li. The little guy's combat effectiveness is amazing. At the beginning, in Memphis, Feng Xiaobing saw her tearing up living people with his own eyes. Moreover, Lori's strength has improved significantly since she ate ape. Yesterday's hunting was that Lori went around the front of the ape's escape route and threw a middle-aged ape head-on. I really don't know where her small body came from such great power. Feng Xiaobing felt that his body had also undergone some wonderful changes, his strength was greater, and his mind was more flexible. Sometimes he even felt that he could understand the words of some apes. That feeling is indescribable, just like the excited and omnipotent feeling after smoking marijuana every time.

How can there be such a feeling that Feng Xiaobing can't figure it out. Let's think it's a great tonic effect of ape meat or ape brain.

Today, Feng Xiaobing made up his mind to hunt a female ape and taste it.

Gradually, Feng Xiaobing came to the gathering place of the apes he had just felt.

"I said Luo Li's good daughter, my father will catch a different one for you today, er~~" Before he finished speaking, Feng Xiaobing saw a mother ape standing obediently under the big tree in front of him.

"Ah, what's going on today? What do you want? Unfortunately, there is no lottery here, otherwise I will send it." Feng Xiaobing leaned forward in surprise. When he could clearly see the apes, he slowly stopped.

The female ape was shaking like a sieve. Her eyes looked at the ape-eating monster in front of her desperately, and her mouth was still talking about something.

Feng Xiaobing listened carefully, as if something was vaguely, "Glu... It's not good to die... Thunder will kill you... The monster will eat you next time..." It's a mess, as if it's cursing someone.

Feng Xiaobing shook his head and said, "Have you eaten too much monkey brain recently? Why do these big monkeys say that these are messy? Alas, don't eat too much high-protein and high-fat ones. Gaga."

Feng Xiaobing walked under the tree happily against Luo Li. Today, the prey was delivered to his mouth obediently. ( Terrible single-cell thinking, I don't know how to write dead words.)

In the tree branch not far away, Gru and the apes nervously looked at the monster and slowly approached the bait, holding the wooden stick and stone tightly in their hands.

On a towering tree farther away, in the shadow of the dense branches and leaves that can't even be penetrated by the sun, the mysterious shadow looked at all this nervously, as if he was a little worried about Feng Xiaobing, but finally watched quietly.

Feng Xiaobing, who was nervous, didn't know that the danger was approaching, and walked to his prey step by step.

"Squeak straight~~~", a sour voice came from Feng Xiaobing's feet, and then a feeling of weightlessness came, and his hands scratched around in vain. Luo Li's violent reflex jumped out of Feng Xiaobing's shoulder, but this also directly accelerated his free fall.

"Damn it~~~~", with Feng Xiaobing's helpless cry, a big pit appeared in front of the female ape used as bait.

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