17, Terminator zombie
"The elder, it's not good, the elder is not good! ~~”
"Bah, what's wrong with me? Which turtle son's mouth is so stinky? Look, I won't kick you to death." The elder was awakened by his men, muttered angrily, struggled to climb out of the fat (hip) giant (breast) of **, put on the iconic robe and came out.
"Big elder, it's not good, the two monsters are coming to the door." Gru ran in with a pair of red eyes and shouted. He didn't sleep for a day or two nights. When he closed his eyes, he seemed to see the red eyes of the little monster and the big monster pulling out the stake with a sneer, so he has been squatting on the wall until now.
"What's the hell? The door was smashed?"
"No."
"The wall is not high enough. Did they jump in?"
.. No. His head has become so big that he is staring outside...
"Then why are you panicking, something that is not promising, gather the team." The elder ordered with the style of a general.
Soon, the Guards, the Logistics Support Department, the engineering company, the women's company and even the recruit company gathered together, and lined up in black on the training ground at the foot of the mountain, which was really quite imposing.
"Well, why are you all here? It still looks like this." These idiots, one of the orders were not complete, and the execution was out of place. Originally, they just gathered the elders of the guard had no choice but to go to the training ground.
"The engineering company, didn't your elder Peng Company ask you to read my signal? What's your grandmother's coming here for? Get back. What are you doing in the logistics support department? Get out of here. Female soldier company... Uh-huh, um, obediently went back to the yoga training class. The rookies in the recruits disbanded, and the team couldn't stand well. Isn't it causing trouble?..." The elders drove away all the unrelated people.
"Hey~~~ What are you doing, Guards!? I asked you to disband? Shit!" The elder called back the black-lined pro-guards who wanted to take the initiative to get out of here. These guys... Retarded.
The elder finally rectified the team and came to the gate fence.
At this time, Feng Xiaobing, who had just found the black mountain chicken ground following the traces of the ape, was stunned, staring like a big military camp.
"Damn, this is real or fake. Isn't this a military camp." Feng Xiaobing, wearing a helmet and standing on the slope not far away, looked at it in a blank way. The high and sharpened wall, the wooden barracks with green leaves, and a fucking floating in the open space like a playground, it looks like the August 1st military flag. East.
At this time, the elders and their party also climbed onto the wall, and the black pressure was lined up for a long time.
"Damn it, this is really the nest of apes, so many..." Feng Xiaobing couldn't help but be a little timid. He thought he could chase a large group of apes and kill him happily like some time ago. Now he understands that the relationship used to be guerrillas, and this is the regular army.
"Good daughter, I met the iron plate today. I obediently hid behind the tree. If the situation was not good, we will run away." Feng Xiaobing solved the problem of escape first according to his previous habit of muddle-in.
Luo Li obediently ran behind the tree more than ten meters behind her, showing her little head and peeping.
Feng Xiaobing, who had no worries, was bold and walked towards the wall.
The elder was also very nervous at this time. He was not afraid of the big head, because he saw at a glance that it was just a person wearing a helmet, but it was because he saw that it was a person that he was more worried. He really couldn't think of anything else except that kind of terrible thing. It is absolutely impossible to connect with each other, but in addition to throwing a few stones, the apes really have no other means of long-range attack. They have also tried to invent bows and arrows for them to use before, but except for breaking the bow string, an arrow can't be shot out. If you want to stone something famous for its speed, it's almost the same as a dream.
Feng Xiaobing seemed to walk arrogantly under the wall. In fact, both hands trembled a little. He slowly raised his head, and his helmet covered his nervousness well.
There was a riot among the apes on the wall. What was it at this time? With such a big head, the two hanging eyes exuded a terrible momentum.
The elder understands that this is a helmet, but how to explain it to his subordinates, and the most important thing is that he has not thought of any good way to deal with this thing so far. It seems that it's better to follow the original plan. There is also one monster, and we are still crazy." The determined elder raised a wooden stick with a piece of white animal skin tied on it, and shook it a few times.
"Uh?" Feng Xiaobing was dumbfounded. He didn't know how to make the opening remarks, and he surrendered?
Without for him to react, a rumbling and dull voice in the distance ran this way along the outside of the wall.
After a while, a huge monster appeared in front of the crowd, running happily on all fours. From time to time, he picked up the meat pieces that had been scattered on the ground and threw them into his mouth. He ran in front of the crowd. Seeing many apes on the wall, he roared and slammed (hit) the wall with his shoulders. More than a dozen apes exclaimed and were directly surrounded. The wall bounced into the chicken field.
The powerful monster roared proudly, and then noticed Feng Xiaobing standing in front of him.
Feng Xiaobing was not that he didn't want to run, but was suppressed by the sound of the monster. When he saw the monster's big red eyes, he noticed himself. Finally, he reacted and shouted back, "Daughter, the wind is tight, run quickly~~" He turned his head away and ran away.
"Hutong~~", there was a loud noise, and the dust flew in front of him. Feng Xiaobing, who was coughing and waiting for the smoke to dissipate, saw the big monster squatting in front of him and looking at himself.
"Damn, the bounce is so good. I want to sue you for using illegal drugs, which seriously violates the rules of competition! ~~", Feng Xiaobing shouted, turned his head and ran.
The big monster stretched out his hand quickly and grabbed the animal skin clothes of the cute little thing in front of him. This little thing is so fast. Don't let him run away. Then he pulled hard, and Feng Xiaobing, who was running forward, suddenly turned into a naked run.
The big monster chased after it, and the little thing in front of him was excited.
Feng Xiaobing's speed is not as fast as that of a monster. Fortunately, he is much more flexible than a monster, and he can always escape at the moment he is about to be caught.
The monster looked at the naked target and was even more excited. He chased after him with a disgusting husky. He didn't know what to shout in his mouth. I guess it was not a good word.
"I rely on you, you son of a bitch, you... You fucking... Is this flirting with me?" Feng Xiaobing shouted angrily as he ran.
At this time, Feng Xiaobing happened to see Luo Li flashing out from behind the tree, so he rushed to help his father. He quickly shouted desperately, "Luo Li, don't come over, go back quickly!" ~Ouch~~", Feng Xiaobing, who was distracted, was slapped to the ground by the monster, with a big palm print on his buttocks.
The giant ape kept his saliva and leaned over with a strange smile.
"Papa~~", a series of several shots, the pistol bullets hit the giant ape and left small holes. The giant ape scratched it indifferently, as if it had been stared by mosquitoes.
"Damn, the gun is useless. Do I have to explain here today?" Feng Xiaobing lowered his head helplessly.
"Wow~", a small figure rushed over quickly, rushed to the giant ape's **, and quickly circled around the giant ape a few times.
"Wow~~", the giant ape shouted in pain. The legs were caught with blood and flesh, and the blood flowed down. However, the giant ape was too big. Although Lori's claws were very fierce, it still could not cause serious damage to it.
"Wow~~~", the enraged giant ape raised his palm to catch this hateful little thing, but Lori's running was more flexible than Feng Xiaobing, she couldn't even touch the edge, and her legs added many scars.
The giant ape roared anxiously, and finally used the giant spirit stunt: Zhenshan shook the palm of the earth. It raised its hands high, closed its waist and abdomen fiercely, and its palms hit the ground with great strength. A white sound wave squeezed out the white air circle and spread around in an instant, and the ground also shook fiercely a few times.
Lori was seriously disturbed by the sudden group killing skills. She couldn't help staggering a few times, suddenly slowing down, and was caught in her hand by the giant ape.
There were cheers in the city, and the apes were excited. The big monster was knocked down, and the little monster was also caught.
The giant ape looked curiously at the little thing in his hand and didn't understand how such a little thing hurt him.
Lori angrily bit the giant ape's big hand, but it angered the giant ape. Seeing that the giant ape was about to pinch her, the fierce little guy.
"Brush~~~", a snowy light flashed, and the giant apes and the noisy apes in the city calmed down.
Feng Xiaobing knelt on the other side in the posture of a very stinky Terminator, holding his right hand high, and a standard watermelon knife in his hand. The bright surface of the knife reflected the sun, and there was no trace of blood.
"Plop~", Lori fell to the ground with the huge palm holding her. The giant ape stared at the broken arm with a neat incision, which was a true name.
"Puff~~~", the blood on the broken wrist spewed out at this time, accompanied by the painful howling of the giant ape.
The completely enraged giant ape rushed to Feng Xiaobing crazily. The figure flashed, "brushing", and then a few knives. The giant ape staggered and stood still. His legs trembled. Finally, he knelt on the ground with a plop. His two thighs spewed out a few pieces of blood several meters high, and the tendons of the whole leg had been cut. Broken.
Feng Xiaobing quickly circled behind the giant ape, "Take advantage of your illness to kill you~" and with a strong knife, the upper half of the giant ape's brain slowly slipped down, revealing his red and white brain.
The apes on the wall were silent. Suddenly, the situation turned around, which was a little too exciting. The elder did not estimate this result. It seems that the two monsters are still alive.
A strange sweet fragrance permeated the air, and everyone couldn't help sniffing. The smell was really tempting, as if people who had been hungry for several days suddenly smelled the aroma of barbecue.
Feng Xiaobing sniffed hard and finally found the fragrance from the skull of the giant ape.
Looking carefully, the red and white brain is steaming hot, and the strong sweet fragrance is then exuded in the air. The color is a little different from the monkey brain that has eaten. The red color is a little hazy and foggy, which is very wonderful, and also makes the brain more attractive.
The saliva flowed down the corners of Feng Xiaobing's mouth. Involuntarily, he took off his helmet, scooped up a big mouthful and ate it. "Wow, it's fucking delicious, it's more delicious than the monkey brain. Come on, Luo Li, come and taste it." With that, he has already scooped up the second piece, and ate it. Luo Li ran happily. Come on, I couldn't reach it. When I was about to ask my father to get a piece for him, I found that Feng Xiaobing trembled exaggeratedly, and the watermelon knife and helmet in his hand fell to the ground. Lori was stunned with fear.
Feng Xiaobing was extremely uncomfortable at this time. He couldn't say what was suffering. As soon as the two mouthfuls of brains fell into his stomach, a heat wave suddenly rose from his stomach and spread to his whole body in an instant, and then it became countless heat flows in his body. Then, his whole body lost control. The special constitution of the zombie could not feel much pain, but Other feelings such as temperature, swelling, etc. are stronger.