Happy zombie

100, kicking students

Standing behind Feng Xiaobing was not the school beauty he was looking for. Feng Xiaobing suddenly saw his dream lover so close, and the result was conceivable that he was stunned on the spot.

Subconsciously got out of her way, and the school beauty also squeezed in sideways. The long black silk hair floated by, and a fragrance spread to Feng Xiaobing's nose, which almost made him faint intoxicated. However, the school beauty also looked at Feng Xiaobing with a trace of contempt.

The school beauty slowly walked to the front row and sat down next to a girl. The girl seemed to be very familiar with him, and the two whispered to each other.

Feng Xiaobing finally recovered and walked into the classroom in a daze.

After taking a look at the seat, Feng Xiaobing couldn't help praising God for his help. The classroom was full, and it seemed that there was only one thing next to the school beauty.

'These people are all nerds, and they don't sit next to the big and beautiful women. Haha, I'm not polite.' Feng Xiaobing seemed to be afraid that others would run away. He ran to the side of the school beauty and took three steps and sat down.

The originally noisy classroom suddenly calmed down, and everyone was looking at Feng Xiaobing.

The school beauty opened her eyes wide and asked Feng Xiaobing in a low voice, "You, are you going to sit here?"

"Well, yes, other places are full. Hey hey, I have no choice but to sit here," Feng Xiaobing said with a laugh.

"But..." The school beauty wanted to say something, but was stopped by the girlfriend next to her, and the two whispered to each other.

However, Feng Xiaobing's hearing is extraordinary, and he naturally hears clearly.

"You don't hate the entanglement of that young master. Isn't it just right to let this idiot block for you?" said the school beauty's girlfriend.

"But... I'm afraid that something will happen to this person," the school beauty said in embarrassment.

Feng Xiaobing was overjoyed for a while. He was worthy of my predetermined wife. Now he is worried about me, wow.

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, he insisted on sitting here. Besides, no matter what, he can't die, right?"

The school beauty listened and nodded: "Well, that's good. Anyway, this person looks lustful and a little dull. I don't think it's a good thing."

"Uh~", Feng Xiaobing, who was deeply hit, lowered his head and put his forehead on the table. It seemed that the road to pick up girls was still very long.

At this time, another student hurried in and saw Feng Xiaobing sitting next to the school beauty, and then came over with an angry face.

"Du Du~", the man knocked rudely on the table in front of Feng Xiaobing, and Feng Xiaobing, who was bowing his head and depressed, slowly raised his head.

Seeing the short black hair and handsome man standing in front of him, Feng Xiaobing asked, "What's the matter?"

The handsome man was stunned. The boy actually asked something else, so he said impatiently, "This is my seat."

Feng Xiaobing was also stunned. Do you want to sit here? However, I didn't see where there was a seat number. Damn it, it was hard to sit next to the school beauty, even the pervert of Emperor Kilo.

Feng Xiaobing, who made up his mind, smiled and said, "Cut, boy, your seat? Whoever comes first is the seat. If you want to fool me, there is no way."

The silent needles around can be heard, and everyone looks at Feng Xiaobing like a dead man.

The school beauty and her girlfriend covered their mouths in surprise.

The handsome man was stunned, and Feng Xiaobing's reaction was completely beyond his expectation.

Everyone, including the school beauty, was paying attention to the reaction of the handsome man. Instead, the handsome man wanted to lose his temper but was afraid of affecting his image. His face turned red and white. Finally, he gave up competing for this seat and walked to a boy in the back.

The handsome man stared, and the boy immediately gave up his seat and ran to the back row to find a seat. The handsome man looked a little better and sat down. The room gradually became noisy again, and everyone whispered something with excitement on their faces. However, most of them looked at Feng Xiaobing sitting next to the school beauty from time to time during the conversation.

A slightly fat middle-aged man wearing gold glasses quickly walked into the classroom and stepped on the podium. The noise in the classroom gradually stopped.

Feng Xiaobing is also refreshed. He has never been to college. This can be said to be his first lesson in college, and he is still a little excited.

"Cough, hello, students. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Carl. Buster, you are responsible for taking your anatomy course. You can call me Professor Carl. Today is the first lesson of our course. Everyone is very active. This is very good, so I'm also going to make an opening remarks on anatomy in a special way.

With a cunning smile, Professor Carl clapped his hands, and several assistants immediately pushed a medical trolley into the classroom outside the door. A strong smell of medicine immediately permeated the classroom, with a strange smell of other things.

The cart was covered with a large white cloth sheet. Professor Carl motioned the assistants to turn on the exhaust system, and then stood in front of the trolley with his hands rubbed with some excitement.

"Wang~", the white cloth was lifted by the professor, accompanied by a burst of women's screams, and a ** male body appeared in front of the crowd.

In fact, everyone is still mentally prepared for the anatomy course, but for these first-year college students who have just studied theory courses for half a year and have no practical experience, it is still very shocking to suddenly see a corpse in class. The timid girls have screamed, some even covered their eyes, and the boys are much better. Although their faces are also a little pale, they still talk to each other enthusiastically to hide their inner nervousness.

Professor Carl is very satisfied with everyone's reaction. In fact, he often uses this teaching method similar to Mawei in the process of teaching for many years, and he has tried it again and again every time. Looking at the embembasure of these rookies, there is a kind of satisfaction similar to a disease in his heart. Of course, except for the blonde boy sitting in the front row, he looks careless, as if he doesn't care at all.

Feng Xiaobing is inexplicable. As soon as the car pushed in, he smelled that it was a corpse. After a while, after many days of refrigeration, it was really not new to the zombies and was not attractive to him.

Professor Carl decided to add more ingredients, so he picked up a scalpel and said to the body: "Today, you have to dissect the first body in your life. Pay attention to the human body!" ~, after a pause, looked at everyone's whiter faces with satisfaction, and continued, "I ask you to separate the internal organs of this corpse and place them on the utensils next to you in order. There is only one thing to pay attention to. Don't damage any organ. Who is interested in challenging yourself? Let's make a Demonstration?"

Professor Carl waved his scalpel and gestured to the students: "Are you interested? What about you~~~"

With the person pointed to by his scalpel, his head shook like a rattle drum, and some even hid their heads in the middle of their knees under the table, lest they would be caught by the professor to make a demonstration. They joked. It is estimated that they would collapse to eat in a few days when they really went on stage.

In fact, Carl didn't want these students to really come up at all. If he really let them go up, it would be awesome to hold the knife.

"Dring~~~~ Answer the phone~~~ Answer the phone quickly~~~ Do you hear me~~~ Answer the phone quickly!!", a loud personalized ring of the mobile phone suddenly interrupted Professor Carl, who was about to end his intimidation.

Professor Carl looked at the students angrily. It is a strict rule of the school to turn off mobile phones during class.

But I saw that the blonde boy who made him a little unhappy naturally took out a mobile phone and pressed the answer button in full view of the public: "Who, who, is in class."

"Little Nini, I'm your mother. Go home after class."

"Well, mom, why are you in such a hurry? I have something else to do here."

"What's the matter? You've done a good thing. The family is going to make a lot of noise at home. Well, just come back early after school in the evening. That's it. Ouch~~ Why are you making trouble again, my grandparents~~~" said, and the other party hung up the phone.

Feng Xiaobing hung up the phone puzzled. Why are there so many women's voices on the phone? It's as noisy as the vegetable market. I don't care about it. I guess it's nothing serious.

Feng Xiaobing, who answered the phone, looked at Professor Carl, who stared at him like a petrified and asked strangely, "Hey, what's the matter? Hey hey, answer the phone, the teacher continues, the teacher continues."

Professor Carl almost exploded his anger. This boy made trouble. Humph, is it a kick? Xiaoyang, if you don't believe it, I can't deal with you.

There has been such a precedent in the school. Some children who don't know the depth of heaven and earth think that they are intelligent and don't even pay attention to teachers, so they often ask teachers difficult questions to show their extraordinaryness. The more Carl thought about it, the more he felt that he had encountered such a hard nail today.

So Professor Carl tried to control his emotions, pointed to Feng Xiaobing and said, "This classmate, it's up to you to dissect and give you a demonstration today. I believe that this little thing must not talk to you." I'm afraid that this boy can't get into a trap, and Carl squeezed Feng Xiaobing with his words.

"Well, I'll do it?" Feng Xiaobing pointed to his nose and said.

"Yes, it's you. Do what I just said. Hurry up and come up. Aren't you afraid?" Carl deliberately looked at Feng Xiaobing with contemptuous eyes.

Feng Xiaobing looked at the school beauty next to him. The school beauty was looking at herself with a suspicious look. Obviously, she didn't believe that Feng Xiaobing had so much courage.

"Well, well, autopsy, it's not a big deal," Feng Xiaobing stood up and stepped forward. In front of the school beauty, we have to show our skills.

"Well, this, teacher, are you asking me to take out everything inside?"

"Of course, whatever you do, just be careful not to destroy the organs." Carl handed the scalpel to Feng Xiaobing and pointed to the gloves, masks and white coats placed on one side. Carl is ready to appreciate the boy's embodable scene.

Feng Xiaobing ignored Professor Carl's gesture at all, and directly scratched the stomach of the corpse with a knife.

"Ah~~~", Feng Xiaobing suddenly screamed, which made everyone who held their breath trembling all over.