Happy zombie

Chapter 006 Strong separation

Feng Xiaobing quietly walked to the dust and asked in a low voice, "Brother-in-law, is this the hermit's treasure?"

Chen looked at the dream of flying whip and whispered awkwardly, "It should be."

Feng Xiaobing said with a black face, "Can I return it?"

Dust and hoarse.

After making a fuss, Feng Xiaobing still saved the mini Pengchai.

Peng guessed holding Feng Xiaobing's 'thigh' index finger, cried bitterly, and said sadly, "Old boss, you have to save me. I can't stand it."

Meng shook the whip and sneered, "Well, don't think I don't know. I know from my master that you pervert likes to be beaten. It seems that you can't stay next time, or you won't be satisfied."

"Wow~~~, boss, help me, I like it a little, but I don't want to be beaten to death, boss, you can't save me~~" Pengchai said with a snot and tears, and at the same time, he wiped his nose off Feng Xiaobing's finger.

"Cough", Feng Xiaobing shuddered, quickly bounced away and said to Meng, "I said, is it too heavy? Don't really kill him."

Meng snorted and said, "Master, don't worry. He is a great and beautiful soul light parasite. How can it be so easy to die? You see, there are no scars at all."

Feng Xiaobing looked at it and found that it was true that the terrible whiplash just now had completely disappeared. He would think that it was okay to become a biscuit just now. It seemed that it was really the case.

"Well, let's discipline you. Don't go too much." Feng Xiaobing was relieved.

"Plop~", Pengchai rolled his eyes and lay on the table, and his limbs twitched and there was no movement.

Feng Xiaobing didn't care whether he pretended to be dead and asked, "by the way, what's the use of the soul light body? He won't get two villains to play with me like this."

Meng changed back to Feng Xiaobing's favorite long skirt, and his chest was straight and said, "Of course it's useful. Humph, I'm the greatest and most beautiful..."

"Don't, don't talk nonsense, just tell me what you can do."

"Well, what an impatient little master. Well, since you asked, I'll tell you compassionately," Meng said.

"First of all, I can evaluate the strength of others through analysis and detection according to your memory data, which is very useful."

Feng Xiaobing nodded and sat down excitedly. At the same time, he greeted Chen and sat down at the table.

This function is really useful. If you know yourself, you can win every battle.

"So, what's the evaluation method? Well, you can compare me with Chen." The experimental object next to it is ready to use.

The dream is also very positive, which is to show your ability in front of the master.

"Wow~", the dream got into Feng Xiaobing's head again. After a while of tossing, he came out and said to Feng Xiaobing, "Okay, I have sorted out your data. In order to facilitate your understanding, I divided 20 strength levels from low to high according to the weakest to the strongest in your memory. The weakest level 1 is the level of an ordinary human. The strongest is Emperor Kilo, level 20."

"Oh, it's a little interesting. Well, dream, how many levels do I have?" Feng Xiaobing asked expectantly.

"Well, you barely have level 10," Meng said.

"Ha ha, there is half of Emperor Kilo. It seems that the gap is not as big as I thought," Feng Xiaobing said with satisfaction.

Mengyi rolled his eyes and said, "What, the strength of each level is the strength of the previous level. For example, the first level is one person, and the fourth level is the strength of eight people, do you understand?"

Feng Xiaobing shook his head, but he couldn't count it.

"Cumb, let me put it bluntly, your strength is almost 4,000 ordinary human beings, and Kilo Emperor is at the level of a million. You can fight with more than 200 together, do you understand?"

Feng Xiaobing stuck his head on the table. It's terrible. It's too shocking.

Suddenly, Feng Xiaobing raised his head and asked, "What level of dust is that?"

Meng looked at Chen and said, "If you talk about personal strength alone, he is level 8, but if you add the things in his pocket, it will be level 11."

"Uh~", Feng Xiaobing looked at the dust with a smile, "Hey, I didn't expect that my loyal and honest brother-in-law would hide his own. Take it out. What's a good thing for you to defeat two of me~!"

Chen covered his waist bag and shouted, "You can't use these. These are all Taoist charms. After you leave, the army against Emperor Kilo depends on these and can't give them to you."

Feng Xiaobing gave up the blackmail. This is not a joke. You know, now in Feng Xiaobing's heart, the lives of his family and citizens are more important than his own lives. With a little more strength, he will be more safe and careless.

"Well, dream, this function is really good, but you, the great and beautiful, won't you only have this function," Feng Xiaobing asked.

"Of course, I have many advanced functions, but these functions need to consume a lot of life energy. If you use it rashly, the parasite will die. If the parasite does not reach that level, I will never tell you," Meng said firmly.

Feng Xiaobing said helplessly, "Well, what's wrong with Peng guessing? In addition to providing life energy, what else is the use of that digging skill? Also, he won't be so small forever."

"This pervert is a randomly selected parasite. Now he is still very weak and can only provide very little life energy. However, he can upgrade by using skills with you, and his body will also become bigger, so that he can provide more life energy, and I can also turn on more functions." Introduced.

"Dizzy, it's so complicated", Feng Xiaobing's head is big.

Dust said on one side: "Triangular parasitic relationship, dreams get life energy from Pengchai, you get more powerful abilities through dreams, and Pengchai provides more life energy through your upgrade."

"Yes! ~, stupid little master, they are much smarter than you."

"Well, that's my wise side that I don't want to show. I'm afraid it will scare you. By the way, won't I take you with me? You can get into my mind and guess?" Feng Xiaobing asked.

"He can also change," Meng walked to Peng Cai, who was still pretending to be dead, and said, "Oh, this little guy is dead. It's useless. Master, let's throw it to the cat."

Peng Cai stood up with a "moz~" and looked sadly at the devil's angel-like dream in his eyes.

"Master, he is reorganized by molecules. It can become anything in your memory. It's very convenient," Meng Xianbao said.

"Oh~", Feng Xiaobing was more interested. He thought for a moment and said, "Toilet lid."

"Bang~", the stunned Peng guess wipe instantly turned into a standard toilet lid.

"Wow, haha, it's fun, I'll come again"

"Toilet plug~"

"Toilet paper~"

"Lotus head~"

"Poop~~~"

...

The corners of Chen's eyes jumped gently and looked at Feng Xiaobing. It seems that this boy can't leave the bathroom today.

Meng also covered his nose and jumped aside, and the urn shouted, "Master, I'm convinced. Come back quickly."

Pengchai, who recovered his original body, curled his lips, knelt on the ground again, kowtowed to Feng Xiaobing and said, "Big brother~, dear boss, please don't turn me into such a disgusting thing in the future. I will be disgusted to death by myself, woo-woo~."

Originally, Meng also wanted Feng Xiaobing to try the function of meeting with Peng Cai, but Feng Xiaobing looked at Peng Cai, who was full of expectations and refused. Let's talk about it in the future. There are important things at night. Don't be affected by disgust.

Ordered the bodyguard to take Chen to the residence arranged for him. Feng Xiaobing said goodbye to his uncle and walked to the inner room with great interest. The dance was admitted to the seal hall, and Peng guessing was also turned into a ring and worn on his hand.

Entering the inner room and coming to Lembeni's room, the women gathered together and chatty. Xiaowu actually listened to what the two sisters, Lombeni and Salina, said obediently, and her little face was also red. Little Luo Li also blinked her big eyes and listened attentively.

"Oh, babies, what are you talking about?" Feng Xiaobing leaned over with a shy face.

"Go, let's talk about women. You, a big man, are not allowed to listen. Go, go and have a cup of tea. We haven't finished yet." Rembéni pretended to be angry and drove Feng Xiaobing aside.

Feng Xiaobing drank tea and admired the beauties who continued to speak in a low voice from afar.

The women didn't know what they were talking about. They could only see that the more they said, the more Xiaowu's face turned red. Even Shangguan Luoluo's face, who was listening, turned red, and little Luo Li was also happy to it.

A pot of tea is almost finished, and the women have not yet shown signs of ending the topic. Feng Xiaobing can't calm down. It's getting late. Let these women talk endlessly, and tonight's big plan will be ruined.

Standing up, Feng Xiaobing walked to the women and said, "Cough, I said, beauties, I'm going to say that tomorrow morning, my husband is going to rest. If you don't leave, let's stay and sleep together."

"Bah~", Shangguan Luoluo first jumped up, picked up Luo Li with a red face and went out, and pulled Xiaowu by the way.

"Xiaowu, you have to go, why don't you stay," Feng Xiaobing said with a smile.

"Think beautifully, Xiaowu can't give it to you until tomorrow." Shangguan Luoluo turned Feng Xiaobing a big white eye and pulled Xiaowu out, who was willing to stay.

Selena also stood up and was ready to follow them back to her room, but Feng Xiaobing grabbed her little hand.

Sarina Ergen suddenly turned red. She struggled twice and didn't break away. She wanted to speak but was afraid of being heard by Shangguan Luoluo and Xiaowu in front of her, so she had to stand there with a red face and bowed her head and Feng Xiaobing on her back.

As soon as Shangguan Luoluo, Xiaowu and Luo Li went out, Feng Xiaobing quickly closed the door, turned around and looked at the extremely shy Salina with a smile, and gently held her in his arms.

"I said that Salinena's wife is going to get married with Xiaowu tomorrow. I'm leaving early the day after tomorrow. Tonight, I'll accompany my husband with your sister Lombeni."

Sarina gently stroked Feng Xiaobing's chest, without saying anything, and slowly leaned her head against his chest.

Feng Xiaobing was overjoyed. He bent down and hugged Salinena's legs and carried her to the big bed in her exclamation.

Lombeni has begun to tidy up the bed, laying the big bed with soft and white bedding to make it warm and comfortable.

Seeing the extremely shy Salina in Feng Xiaobing's arms, Rembéni smiled and said, "Today is what you want."

"Hahaha", Feng Xiaobing was complacent and gently put Salina in **, and Salina didn't dare to look at Feng Xiaobing and Lun Beni at all. She shyly buried her face in the quilt like an ostrich and didn't dare to move.

Feng Xiaobing, who couldn't wait, pulled Rombeni and lowered his head to kiss her, but he was stunned and stopped.

It turned out that Feng Xiaobing happened to see the ring in his hand and quickly took it down and was about to throw it out of the house.

"Oh, boss," the ring suddenly screamed, startling Lembeni and Salina, " boss~~, don't throw me out, I can't see anything, wow~~~~", the ring dragged its long tail and flew out of the window.

"Dream, and you, come out for me." Feng Xiaobing handed over the dream again and couldn't help driving her out of the window.

Peng Cai, who had changed back to his original shape, was poking his buttocks and trying to climb up the window sill, but he saw Meng also flying out and shouted, "Great, take me up."

"Peng~", the annoyed dream turned into a queen again. With a long whip, he whipped to Peng Chai, and shouted, "It's all you. I can't peek at it. I'll beat~~."

Listening to the sound of the whip and the screams of Peng Zhai from outside the window, Feng Xiaobing quickly closed the window, turned around and rushed to the two trembling lambs with a smile.