Liang Jia Wu Shao

Chapter 111 Aunt babopard

Jiang Wen saw Chu Fangtian blinking at him fiercely in front of him. He was very puzzled and felt that his body was very hot. He reached out and rubbed his eyes. Looking at it again, Chu Fangtian was still blinking fiercely, so he asked, "Mr. Chu, why do you keep blinking your eyes? Are your eyes uncomfortable? It's okay. There are shining eye drops in my drawer. It's all right.

When Chu Fangtian heard this, he immediately sighed, and then lowered his head decadently like Liang Chen, and said to himself, brother! It's not that my eyes are uncomfortable, but that you are ready for disaster! Alas! You can't understand this. Ask yourself for more blessings!

Jiang Wen looked at Chu Fangtian, and then looked at Liang Chen. Both of them lowered their heads, as if something had happened when he was asleep. Suddenly, he remembered that he heard the voice of Aunt babampire in his dream.

Jiang Wen's body was shocked, and his heart should not be... He took a look at the window of Liang Chen's car and didn't find anyone. Then he slowly turned around. Slowly, finally, he saw a touch of familiar red and lifted his head up. The fleshy face of the baboon aunt appeared in Jiang Wen's eyes.

Guru! Jiang Wen swallowed his saliva fiercely, his body was cracked, and he said with a trembling smile, "Ah! Aunt babies, you are much more beautiful today! Are you using Datang International's Dingyan Dan? It suddenly occurred to me that I just bought a box and wanted to give it to you! I didn't expect you to come here. What a coincidence!"

The babonet aunt smiled ferociously and said, "Really? So where is Ding Yandan? Show it to me."

Liang Chen raised his head and couldn't help grinning when he saw Jiang Wen like a mouse seeing a cat. Then he looked at Chu Fangtian. He also couldn't help laughing. When he saw Liang Chen looking over and nodded to him, and then pointed to Jiang Wen, meaning, let's watch it together!

When Jiang Wen heard the words of the babopard aunt, big beads of sweat suddenly flowed from the temples on both sides. He hesitated and slowly moved his body inside. When the babone saw this, the aunt suddenly shouted loudly, "Didn't you say you bought me Dingyan Dan? What about the thing?"

"I'm here..." Jiang Wen said hurriedly. Suddenly, he seemed to think of something and patted his forehead and said, "Ah! I remember that I forgot to take Ding Yandan for a moment.

At this time, the babopus aunt pinched her knuckles in her hands and crackled. Her voice was very clear and crisp. It was hard to imagine that she was so fat that so much meat could make such a difficult move.

However, the three people in the car were sweating coldly. Liang Chen and Chu Fangtian mourned for Jiang Wen in their hearts at the same time! - Brother, my condolences!

Unexpectedly, Jiang Wen made an amazing move. He suddenly leaned against the window of the car, and then stretched out his hands and put them on the backs of the two fleshy hands of the babunt.

The babopard aunt was confused by Jiang Wen's sudden action. She didn't know what he wanted to do. She was about to open the car door and pull Jiang Wen out, and then clean it up fiercely...

"Aunt babone! At this time, I have to confess to you. In fact... In fact, I have done something wrong to you. I am here to apologize to you solemnly. Really, I apologize to you with 120 hearts. Jiang Wen said in tears.

Liang Chen was immediately confused when he heard it and said to himself, buddy! Your attitude has become too fast, but I have to say that you are really awesome.

"Huh! Apologize? Do you think you can be fine with an apology? Do you know how much your words just now hurt my heart? I want to get up at 5:30 every morning to open the door for you. Look at my perfect figure. Because of this, how much harm do you suffer!" The babel aunt looked at Jiang Wen and said fiercely.

When Liang Chen and Chu Fangtian heard the collective complaints, they were almost killed directly by the words of the babopard aunt. The two said together, how dare you call it a perfect level with your figure? I'm afraid the big fat pig in the pigsty will have to call you 'sister' when you see you!

Suddenly, Liang Chen asked weakly, "Well, how can I practice my perfect figure?"

Liang Chen's voice was not loud, but it clearly reached the ears of the babopard aunt. As soon as she heard someone praise her figure, she immediately smiled and then said, "It's very simple to have my perfect figure, as long as you eat more roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, roast fish..."

The babonet aunt said dozens of things with the word 'burn' in one breath, and the three people in the car were shocked again. Ten minutes later, the babone aunt stopped and swallowed her saliva. The fat neck squirmed, and Jiang Wen suddenly wanted to vomit.

In these ten minutes, many students passed by Liang Chen and others. They saw the babopy aunt chattering dishes to Mercedes-Benz with an excited face. They thought that there was also a figure of the same level as her sitting in the car, and they couldn't help but feel cold all over!

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"You are amazing! No wonder Jiang Wen admires you so much. After listening to the ten-minute recipe report of the babad aunt, Liang Chen had to praise her heartfeltly.

I don't want to think about it. When Aunt babies remembered just now because of Liang Chen's words, her fleshy face suddenly pulled down and shouted to Jiang Wen, "Jiang boy, you are so bold that you dare to call me a fat woman?"

Jiang Wen was sweating and looked at the baban aunt in horror.

"Do you know that in addition to getting up at 5:30 every morning to open the door for you, I also have to inspect the dormitory in the morning, middle and evening. This dormitory building is on the ninth floor! Do you know how bad this hurts my perfect figure? Fortunately, I still treat you as a son. You... You disappoint me so much. The babonet's eyes flashed as the babone said.

Jiang Wen looked at it and wanted to die in his heart. Your sister! Who wants you to be your son? You have to open the door in the morning and inspect the dormitory building. Isn't this all the work you should do? Why is it on my head? I'm so miserable!

Now Jiang Wen's tired body because of staying up all night is extremely energetic. Looking at the babonet aunt, especially the splash in the corners of her eyes, suddenly a new life and said, "Aunt babone! In fact... actually, alas! Forget it, I'd better tell the story!"

Then, Jiang Wen pulled back his hand, opened the car door and walked down. Liang Chen and Chu Fangtian looked at it, and the two of them also walked down. Anyway, it was already the point.

"Aunt babone! In fact, the reason why I called you 'dead fat woman' just now is completely..." Jiang Wen looked at the babonet aunt and said, and suddenly paused for a moment. Then he suddenly shook his body, raised his hand, stretched out a finger and pointed to Liang Chen.

"It's all him. It's all because of Tang Chen's new classmate in our dormitory that I say the three words 'dead fat woman'." Jiang Wen pointed to Liang Chen and said loudly, especially when it came to the word 'dead fat woman'. The tone seemed to be particularly powerful. It seemed that he had endured for 100,000 years, and now he finally said it.

The babopard aunt heard the word "dead fat woman" from Jiang Wen's mouth twice in a row. The fire in her heart, which had been half extinguished, surged up. A fat face turned red, and her small eyes shot out a terrible light. First, she stared at Jiang Wen, and then stared at Liang Chen.

Liang Chen was already dumbfounded at this time. He looked at Jiang Wen's finger and was dumbfounded. He didn't understand why Jiang Wen suddenly only wanted to say that, but as soon as he looked at the expression of the baboon, he knew that something was not good!

Chu Fangtian also looked stunned. After reading Jiang Wen and then Liang Chen, he didn't know how things suddenly became like this.

"Alas! Aunt babies! Don't blame our new brother in dormitory 303. He just didn't know how good your baboon aunt is for a while, so he judge people by their appearance and call you 'dead fat woman'. Jiang Wen continued to say, and suddenly saw the murderous eyes of the baban aunt, and then he immediately shut up.

Suddenly, Jiang Wen said with a serious face, "At that time, I was very angry when I heard him say that about you. I said, brother, don't think our babone aunt is broad and fat, but she has a good heart and thinks about us very much."

When the babonet heard Jiang Wen's words, she was relieved and her anger subsided a lot. At this time, Liang Chen had already thought of why Jiang Wen did this. He... This baby actually wanted to move flowers and graft trees and let me take the blame! My God!

Jiang Wen relaxed when he saw the babonet's aunt's expression and said, "I don't want to. Tang Chen listened and was very disdainful and said, 'The dead fat woman is a dead fat woman. What's the point?' At that time, I immediately fought back against him. I said, in this case, I will use Datang International's Dingyan Dan to make Aunt babae's perfect figure slimmer and better-looking.

"Just now, you heard me say the words 'dead fat woman'. In fact, I'm fighting back against him. Aunt babies, please forgive me!" After Jiang Wen finished speaking, he took two steps away and stood aside, like a good baby.

PS: The third update is out! Whoo, I'm exhausted! Continue the fourth update! Give me the red tickets!!