Chapter 139 Comments MM
Masute stared at the MM mentioned by Jiang Wen and said in a low voice, "This virgin! It's not difficult to distinguish, generally as long as..."
Just as Ma Shute said something, the female classmate standing in front of Jiang Wen couldn't help it. She ran away! Looking back at the four people and shouting, "You... you actually talk about these colors in public. Love, sirration, shameless, hooligan, shameless.
The sudden trouble of this MM made the four people dumbfounded. Liang Chen also felt incredible. The MM was only 1.5 meters tall and had a chubby face.
I don't know if it's because she ate Datang International Dingyan Dan or something else. There are almost no such things as acne and blackheads on her face. She is very beautiful. She wears a pair of big black frame glasses and looks at herself angrily.
"Hey! What does it have to do with you when we talk about ours? Do you care about things and things? Do you still want to take care of me to eat and drink? Do you think you are the hand of God? Can you cut off people's death and ban people's tongues?" Li Yang suddenly came out from behind Liang Chen and hit the fat MM.
As soon as the fat MM heard that everyone around her were looking at her, her face turned red. She pointed to Li Yang and said, "You... you beasts!"
Liang Chen looked at the fat MM's fingers, frowned slightly, and said unhappyly, "What do you mean? Put your fingers better and be professional. Don't point at me. I don't feel comfortable.
Fat MM suddenly felt ashamed. She stamped her feet angrily and ran away. Jiang Wen and Ma Shute whistled one after another, which made everyone in the canteen look at it curiously.
Liang Chen glanced around and saw those young eyes shining, and his heart was a little weak, so he couldn't help asking Jiang Wen gently, "Brother! Do you often joke like this?"
Jiang Wen looked back at Liang Chen and said with a smile, "Of course, who are we?"
"We are a trio of ** talents!" Li Yang and Masute answered in unison.
Jiang Wen stared and said, "Wrong! It should be a four-person group now!"
The two suddenly realized, "Not bad! Not bad! With the addition of Boss Tang, the strength of our ** talented trio has been greatly enhanced, Wahaha!!!"
Li Yang and Ma Shute laughed unscrupulously and did not restrain because it was a canteen.
Liang Chen's face is full of black lines.
** Only a group of four? Are you really ** talented? Liang Chen shouted in his heart. Suddenly, Jiang Wen shouted, "Damn it! That ultra-short MM is gone. Let me go!"
"Nani?" Li Yang and Masute's four eyes shot together. Sure enough, the ultra-short MM just now disappeared. The two of them suddenly said sadly, "Damn it! The object of ** in the morning is gone.
As soon as the students around him heard about it, they all felt cold and consciously left around the four of them. Originally, there were a lot of people lined up on Liang Chen's side, but they all walked away for a while. Only the four of them stood there alone, and the front was empty.
"Look for it quickly. Are there any other MMs of the same level!" Jiang Wen suddenly shouted, and the female classmates around him subconsciously took a step back. Jiang Wen smiled proudly and then shouted, "Brother! When will you stay if you don't move at this time?
Hula!
Li Yang and Ma Shute rushed up with Liang Chen to buy the breakfast window.
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"I said, buddy! Your move is really... talented!" Liang Chen followed Jiang Wen with a pile of food and said. At this moment, he finally understood why the three children did this so recklessly. It turned out that they didn't have to work hard to queue up to buy breakfast!
"Hey hey! Boss Tang, this is called eating the head all the way. Pretending to be honest and adding a bully is stupid and garbage. We are hot-blooded young men. How can we do the same with those low-quality people!" Mashut said carelessly.
Liang Chen nodded and was deeply convinced!
Suddenly, Jiang Wen quickly ran forward. Liang Chen saw that the goods were to occupy the floor. The dining table in the canteen had already been overcrowded, and it was not easy to occupy a completely empty table!
"Brother! Sit down quickly and enjoy the beautiful scenery of our Fudan canteen!" Jiang Wen sat down and said to the three of them.
Liang Chen shook his head gently and came over and sat down. Suddenly, he saw a familiar back behind Jiang Wen. He said to himself, isn't that the female classmate who was just brought to YY by Jiang Wen?
It turned out that the super shorts MM just now knew that Jiang Wen had come behind him and deliberately bowed his head. Jiang Wen didn't recognize her.
"Damn it! Boss Tang, you take so much. Can you finish it? Matthew sat down and looked at the things on Liang Chen's plate and made a fuss.
Liang Chen's plate was filled with seven or eight loaves of bread, five or six eggs, a large bowl of lean meat porridge and a large bottle of soy milk.
When Ma Shute shouted like this, Li Yang and Jiang Wen noticed what was on Liang Chen's plate. Just now, the two children were looking at whether there was a popular MM. They didn't notice Liang Chen's movements at all. They didn't expect him to take so many things.
"Cut! It's rare and strange. Don't you know that your brother has a good appetite? Not to mention this little thing, just roast the whole lamb for me and I can eat it. Liang Chen said calmly.
"Na!" Jiang Wen and the other two of them raised their thumbs to Liang Chen and said in unison, "Blow you! I'm not afraid of being blown!"
Liang Chen picked up a loaf of bread and took a bite. He glanced at the MM in super shorts behind Jiang Wen. He smiled secretly and said, "Mr. Jiang, how much do you think the MM just now looks like?"
As soon as Jiang Wen heard this, his eyes suddenly glowed green, rubbed his hands, and said, "That's a good question! I'll tell you how to rate a beautiful woman.
"First of all, to see a MM at first glance, you have to see whether her face is clean or not. If not, then go straight to death row. This kind of MM can't be seen at all, but now with Datang International's Dingyan Dan, this condition can be removed. Women all over the world should thank Datang International for developing this medicine. Master! It's simply bringing good news to our male compatriots!"
The person you want to thank is right in front of you, hey hey! Liang Chen smiled secretly.
"Cough! Cough! To put it all, the first time is to look at the face. The clean MM can score 60 points, and then look at the eyes, nose and lips. If it looks amazing with her face, then it can score 80 points. Like the super shorts MM just now, it can score 80 points.
Jiang Wen said that the MM behind him had already pricked up his ears to listen, but the companion opposite her was smiling at her.
Liang Chen nodded and said, "Uh-huh! That's right, very profound and insightful. So how to give the remaining 20 points?
Li Yang suddenly answered, "Hey hey! This one! I know that the remaining 20 points will depend on the middle and lower body of the MM. First of all, the height of this MM must be acceptable, at least 1.6 meters! In this way, you can get 5 points."
"Also, if there is an airport on your chest, it will be zero points directly. This is absolutely unreasonable, because, in addition to that face, what we are most concerned about is Mimi, big, plump and strong. This is the best Mimi, but it is full of 5 points. Like the super shorts MM just now, she can score 4 points, although her Mimi is full. Full and strong, but the size is a little smaller, and because of the cover, this range has been reduced a little.
Cough! Cough! After listening to Li Yang's words, Liang Chen couldn't help coughing. He glanced behind Jiang Wen slightly and saw the MM's body trembling slightly...
"I know the lower body." Mashout said, "As the saying goes, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. The waist and legs of this MM are also a very important place. Imagine if a MM with a full score in the upper body has a pair of short and thick radish legs and a bucket waist full of fat, will you spit blood?"
Mushut affirmed, "You will definitely vomit blood!" Therefore, the legs of this MM must be long, and the waist must be slender. Even if the legs are not long, they must be worthy of the upper body. Like the slender and beautiful legs of MM, I like it the most. I can wear all kinds of stockings! That **! Ecstasy! At the thought of this, my buddy is frozen. This thin-legged MM can score 10 points.
"So... how many points can the one just score?" Liang Chen humbly asked for advice.
"This! As for me, the MM just now can score 8 points, you think! Her waist is thin, but her legs are a little short, which makes people look like they lack a little beauty. What a pity!" Jiang Wen sighed.
"Yes! Think about how beautiful the legs of the heroines in those island art films are! It's long and round, it's simply the best! What a pity! What do you think will happen if you can change it to the MM just now? Jiang Wen suddenly said in a low voice, but his voice came behind him.
"Hey hey! ~~~~ The best YY object!" Li Yang and Masute said surprisingly loudly with Jiang Wen at the same time.
At this moment, Liang Chen couldn't help trembling. Why? Because the one behind Jiang Wen moved, she stood up.
PS: One update! I'm sorry for the late update yesterday! Because I relaxed for a while, I was not sure about the time for a while! I will correct it! Hey hey! New week, ask for red tickets!