Chapter 16 Plants vs. Zombies

It's still very tragic. Lin was directly knocked out, directly broke through his own wall, and smashed heavily on the yellowed wall across the street, leaving a few clear cracks...

It hurts~~ I felt that the bones were broken several times. In that severe pain, he tried several times before he barely stood up. Fortunately, no one passed by here. Otherwise, the terrible wounds that just passed out of the body will definitely be scared a lot. Anyway, this is a hell street where monsters can be born at any time. This non-human repair ability will naturally make people care and afraid.

Then, I was afraid of a little dust on my body, and Lin's face was helpless. Only the next day, the little cutie lost her temper. By the way, how can they live a life like this today and my temper tomorrow...

He couldn't imagine it, and he couldn't imagine it. What's more, he felt that the future was confused and dark. He felt that the two of them were like a fierce bomb when they were together. At a glance, it seemed difficult to get along with each other.

He sighed, looked at the little cutie in the toilet quietly through the wall that he had bumped through, and shook his head: "...Should I send her to the orphanage?" Lin began to think about this very practical problem. He thought that it might be a good choice to send this annoying little angel to the orphanage, at least he didn't have to hear the terrible noise of brushing his teeth in the morning.

But this idea just came to mind and was soon rejected by Lin. It was nothing else, just because the little angel who cheated his father had the same angel contract as him.

Speaking of the angel contract, Lin was full of bitterness, and he didn't understand. At that time, he was like a middle evil and signed his name even if he didn't want to. The more he thought about it, the more wrong he felt. He always felt that the scene at that time was strange. You know, in the process of signing the angel contract, Lin had no impression at all, and his memory was blank.

Of course, Lin felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't find anything wrong, except for the memory that he couldn't remember no matter how he thought about it.

That's the same. He can only take it step by step. Before the little angel makes any trouble, he intends to send her back to heaven as soon as possible and cancel the damn angel contract.

It is worth mentioning that since the establishment of the angel contract with the little cutie, Lin has not used the holy power he has obtained. If possible, he thinks that he should not use the power of 'pie falling from the sky'. He is still very self-aware. If the pie really falling from the sky, he will be his pit. The bad luck of the dead is obviously not far away, and it should not come to him.

In this way, he always vaguely feels that behind his seemingly good luck, it is the beginning of bad luck. Lin has no doubt that he believes in his bad luck. The problem now is that he only hopes that the big bad luck behind this seemingly far away will not be too scary, otherwise, he will hate the little cutie...

Yes, it's obvious that he didn't come here by himself, but he insisted on signing the angel contract with himself to deceive people, and pull the absolutely innocent himself into this muddy water that I don't know how bad it will be. It's strange that Lin doesn't hate the little cutie. In fact, the moment the little cutie appeared in front of Lin, who was in the women's toilet, hated her very much. Damn it, it's just detoxification. Do you want to come out at this absolutely private and absolutely ** time?

His resentment is very deep. Now he has been smashed into his house by a little cutie, and his resentment is deeper. Now when he thinks about it, he always feels that before some troubled employer comes to his door, the broken wall of the toilet can only be blocked by wooden strips.

So, when he entered the toilet through the 'hole' of almost his own height, he looked at the smiling little cutie and had the impulse to strangle her for a moment. But he didn't do that. He shook his head resentfully and had no choice.

He was also too lazy to care about anything with the little cutie, so he picked up the toothbrush that didn't seem to be anything special, and just shook it in front of the little cutie: "... It's not impossible to brush your teeth," He wanted to cry a little: "But could you please make a little quieter?" He was a little speechless, and even begged: "...Please, let Brother live a few more years, okay?"

As soon as Lin finished speaking, the little cutie didn't seem to hear it at all. She suddenly grabbed the toothbrush in Lin's hand, and then smiled twice at Lin, who looked very haggard in front of her: "No, no, no, why should I listen to you?" She looked at the current Lin quietly, just like Lin. When she saw that he was unhappy, she felt very happy and in a very comfortable mood: "... Besides, we angels brush our teeth like this. This is etiquette and can't be changed." She said it very seriously, and it didn't look like she was joking at all.

Lin collapsed at that time. Return Nima's etiquette, Nima's etiquette, this is simply scary to death, is it!

He is deeply skeptical. Although he doesn't know much about angels than demons, he still knows very well that angels don't need to brush their teeth. They never eat, but their mouths are used to talk and brush their teeth.

Therefore, after the little angel made such a vow that it seemed to be really like this, Lin Er said nothing but grabbed the toothbrush in the little cutie's hand again and threw it into the toilet behind him without hesitation to let you brush your teeth!!

Lin really shouldn't do this, but the little cutie doesn't matter. The toothbrush that doesn't look like nothing doesn't agree. Lin dared to swear that he had seen countless anecdotes, but this human-speaking toothbrush completely shocked him...

By the way, the moment the toothbrush was thrown into the toilet, Lin heard a sharp scream, which sounded like a girl. At that time, Lin thought that he was hallucinating. There was such a little cutie beside him, but the sharp voice came from his side.

He thought that he must have been scared by the harsh noise of the little cutie in the early morning, leaving some terrible sequelae, and unexpectedly hallucinations appeared in broad daylight. At the beginning, he was very sad for himself. He didn't expect that he was so scared by a little girl, but soon, when he heard the resentful voice in his ear again, the naughty child could not be settled at that time...

He turned his head quietly and squinted his eyes, and then he saw the toothbrush in his ear...

This toothbrush is different. It actually has a mouth, a pair of eyes, a pair of eyebrows, a pair of small hands, and even a pair of legs that I don't know if it is a leg. Seeing such a scene, two words immediately appeared in his mind - illusion! All this is an illusion!! It must be because of your lack of sleep and mental depression that such a talking toothbrush will appear!

Well, it must be like this!!

Next, he ignored the toothbrush in his ear. His whole face was pale and passed by the little cutie. He walked to his room very stiffly and planned to make up for it. There were hallucinations and so on. Who could not stand it.

In this way, he clicked, like a clumsy machine, walking slowly, and still kept meditating in his heart. Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not the stage. The color is empty, the emptiness is the color, the illusion is born from the heart, the candle has not moved, and the heart of the benefactor is **, er...

In a word, Lin didn't care about the toothbrush in his ear, or Miss Toothbrush, who was very dissatisfied. He said there, how could he pull her beautiful and pure toothbrush wizard into the dirty toilet? It was an insult, a kind of discrimination, and this was clearly a kind of provocation with other purposes...< /P>

The little cutie has a calm face. She still understands that Lin has suffered something now. It is said that this toothbrush lady is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Since Lin let her lose her temper, before Lin breaks her abdomen and commits suicide to apologize for her death, this bright elf will not finish the matter casually.

Sure enough, after seeing that Lin completely ignored his real existence, the toothbrush lady immediately floated over and spread her arms with her small body, intending to block the way of Lin, a relatively huge thing. It seems to be really effective. At the moment when Miss Toothbrush appeared in front of Lin, Lin couldn't calm down, and he was a little scared...

He stared at the 'face-faced' toothbrush in front of him and stared at it very solemnly for three seconds. After three seconds, he slowly turned around and looked at the little cutie with a bright smile behind him: "Osmanthus..." His face was full of taboo and uneasy: "...You, did you see it too?" He didn't dare to look back. He secretly glanced at the angry toothbrush lady with the afterglow of the corners of his eyes, and then looked at the cute very seriously: "...Tell me...is it true... exist, exist?" He didn't speak very loudly, a little stuttered, and his tone was even weaker. There was no domineeringness that a man should have, let alone domineering side leakage.

Lin cares so much, or the taboo reaction, is in his eyes at the current little cutie. She should want to test Lin and keep his expression that makes people laugh in his dreams for a few more seconds. Therefore, her big dark eyes looked at him, and then looked at the toothbrush lady, and then frowned slightly and pretended to be contemplative...

Seeing the little cutie's reaction, Lin seemed to see hope. The pale face seemed to have a smile that I don't know whether it was smiling or not: "... Oh, hehehe... You shouldn't have seen it..." Speaking of this, seeing that the little cutie was still meditating, Lin looked relieved, and his whole body was also It became much easier: "...I, I'll say it," his smile was more obvious and more certain: "How can a toothbrush talk... He still has hands and face..."

This is a tragedy. After the little cutie said that the toothbrush lady really existed, in an instant, Mr. Lin felt a trace of coolness behind him. When he turned around, I went, the legendary Plants vs. Zombies.

You're right. I don't know when a row of plants were planted behind the forest, and I don't know how it developed so fast that even that kind of corn cannon appeared.

"Sisters!" The toothbrush lady stared fiercely at Lin, who was full of black lines: "Hit me! Hit it to death!"

Sooner or later, the pepper bomb exploded at the foot of the forest, and the air was suddenly filled with the smell of gunpowder with the smell of chili. Next, peas, potatoes, pumpkins and watermelons rushed up. Finally, in the gorgeous must-kill skill of the corn cannon, Lin finally couldn't stand it. Once again, he was knocked out of the toilet and hit the opposite wall again.

This time, the wall opposite the street really couldn't stand it. The original crack on it further deepened. At the moment of reaching the limit, the wall finally collapsed and collapsed.

The scene was still quite scary. I don't know whether it was Lin's good luck or the bad luck of the sister who was taking a shower in the house. In short, when the wall collapsed, Lin fell next to the bathtub and saw the snow-white jade rabbit. Of course, it was still the panic of his sister's face.

He was still sure. After getting up awkwardly, he smiled at his sister very casually: "...Good morning."

My sister was stunted for a long time. When she came to her senses, she hardly thought about it. She picked up everything she could hold next to her, just smashed it hard, and her eyes fell on Lin in one of her ** parts: "- stinky hooligan!!"

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