Chapter 37 The Birth of the Great Fool
"You still have the face to say that you are not here to make trouble." On the mountain, Jingji thought silently in his heart.
"I don't know why you came here." Shanjingsi seems to be a little dizzy by Luo Yun's previous actions, and now he looks a little retarded when talking.
After all, as soon as this sentence comes out, it is almost equivalent to admitting that he had previously thought that Luo Yun came to make trouble.
Fortunately, Luo Yun did not worry about this problem, because this situation is what he wants most, and naturally he will not miss it.
"I don't know if Mr. Yama wants to get eternal life?"
"Eternity?" Hearing Luo Yun's words, not only Jingsi on the mountain, but also several bodyguards and younger brothers around him, or several younger brothers and bodyguards swallowed their saliva together.
You have to say things like "Do you want to get eternal life" to others.
These people will definitely not believe it. Maybe they will slap this guy a few times and throw him directly from the 16th floor.
However, Luo Yun left the impression of strong men at the beginning, so although these people did not completely believe his words, at least they did not directly deny them.
"I don't know if what you said is true, sir." Although Shanjingji is now a gangster.
But he still climbed up from an ordinary little brother step by step. Naturally, the suffering in the middle is not less.
So, he is actually a man who can bend and stretch.
After hearing Luo Yun's words, his respect for Luo Yun increased a lot in an instant.
In his current words, it is:
"If you lie to me, I will kill you. If you didn't lie to me and really let me get eternal life, what if I really let you get a beating or respect for you?
"Of course." Luo Yun smiled at Jingji on the mountain and said.
"I don't know how you can help me get this eternal life." Shanjing Division began to pretend to be literary and artistic.
"I don't know if Mr. Shan has heard of Xiuzhen?" Since the other party wanted to drag literature and art, Luo Yun also followed him.
"Chuzhen, this is naturally heard." The mountain well has not stopped dragging literature and art.
"I don't know if Mr. Shan knows how to repair this practice?"
"This..." After all, Yamanoiji is Japanese, and he has heard relatively little about the nouns of the land of China.
After hearing Luo Yun's question, I couldn't answer it.
Seeing the embarrassment of Jingji on the mountain, Luo Yun did not go up to laugh, but said directly:
"Creve the truth, cultivate the true self, go to the false me, this is the cultivation of the truth." Luo Yun seems to be addicted to dragging literature and art, and now even classical Chinese has come out.
"Well." The meaning of this sentence is not difficult to understand. As long as Chinese people over 10 years old can understand it.
However, compared with the Japanese man Iji Yamayama, it was like a heavenly book, and his head was dizzy.
But he can still pretend.
"Sir, I don't know what's wrong with this." Jingsi on the mountain waved his hands to Luo Yun and made a look like a student in the ancient costume drama asking Lao Shi for advice.
"If I have you as a student, my parents, grandparents, and 18 generations of ancestors, I guess they will have to kill me."
After seeing the action of Jingji on the mountain, Luo Yun secretly thought of it in his mind.
After all, this Yamaiji is a Japanese, and Japan has always been the most hated by Chinese people.
Especially the previous generation and the previous generation, the degree of hatred for Japan can really be said to be unresolved.
"For good, my parents died early." Luo Yun comforted himself secretly in his heart.
Just now, he suddenly thought of being his own parents, and he was still a little sad.
With this idea, it is a good way to dilute the sadness in your heart.
"It means that if you want to cultivate the truth and get eternal life, the premise is that you have to cultivate the real me and remove the fake me." After saying this, Jingji on the mountain felt a little dizzy.
"I don't know how to remove the fake me and repair the real me." Since this man doesn't know much about China's cultivation, Luo Yun can brag hard in front of him.
"absorb the aura of heaven and earth and spit in the essence of the sun and the moon." Luo Yun spit out this sentence unscrupulously.
"After cultivating a realm, you can begin to gradually escape from the mortal world and do something that mortals dare not think of." As Luo Yun said, he was already a mortal, and the mortal began to be called.
You know, when he said this word, it almost means that he has defined himself as an extraordinary existence.
"Sir, can you give an example for the mountain?" Shanjingsi is not a fool. Although what Luo Yun said sounds a little mysterious, it seems to be true.
It's obviously an unlikely thing to make him believe completely without seeing it with his own eyes.
For good, Luo Yun's view had expected this to happen in advance, so Luo Yun did not panic after hearing this sentence of Shanjingsi.
He closed his eyes first, and then directly took out the bamboo dragonfly and put it on his head.
Because the plot characters can't see the props.
In the eyes of these people, Luo Yun just put his hand on top of his head.
This action is directly summarized by them as one of the necessary preparatory actions before casting.
Luo Yun's body slowly floated up from the ground under the surprised eyes of everyone.
The word "floating" may sound like nothing at first glance.
But if you think about it carefully, except for ghosts, there are only immortals.
Luo Yun's beautiful face, no matter from which point of view, is it with Sadako or Jia Coconut (why is there a height behind the name of the female ghost that makes Xiaoqi feel horrible...) They are all very different.
Therefore, only immortals can describe him.
People are often extremely envious of the life of immortals.
At this time, these bodyguards and Shanjingji looked at Luo Yun, which were also full of envy.
"Mr." Jingsi on the mountain shouted to Luo Yun with great respect, and his head was about to hang to the ground at this time.
"What's the matter with calling me?" Luo Yun is not a professional actor. In fact, he is not even an actor.
It's just that I haven't seen pork or pigs running.
He can still do this kind of work as acting.
Especially the play of pretending to be X, which is as smooth as a fish in water.
"Can you let me vacate like you?" The words of Shanjingji have been a little trembling.
"Shadow, shadow, are you dead?" Luo Yun suddenly closed his eyes and pretended to be a magic stick.
Then he shouted this sentence in the team space.
"Head, what's the matter? There's something wrong. I didn't expect that you really couldn't do it. If you had known it, you would have sent Chen Xin up. In the tone of the shadow, he was lazy, as if he had just woken up.
"Fass on your mother, forget it. Time is tight now. I won't quarrel with you." After saying that, Luo Yun did not let the shadow continue.
"I ask you if the props in the space are effective for the plot characters."
Hearing the seriousness in Luo Yun's words, the shadow suddenly disappeared with lazy words.
"Invalid." After thinking for less than half a second, Ying gave Luo Yun an answer.
"Oh, I know." Luo Yun hung up directly.
"Shadow, why don't you sing well?" Playing cards and listening to songs, this life is really good.
It's just that the song suddenly broke, making the four people who were playing cards feel extremely unhappy.
"The boss just came to me." Ying said to the group of four who looked at him with a "we still want" look.
To be honest, if Yue just looks at him with this kind of eyes, he may still be a little happy.
But there are still so many old men now, which gives me the feeling that I have become a little sufferer.
This is undoubtedly an unpleasant thing for a straight man who has always asked for himself.
"What did the boss say?" Hearing Ying's words, all the hippies on the faces of the four-person group disappeared.
Instead, it is dignified.
"I didn't say anything, just asked me if the props can be used for plot characters."
"Oh, that's all right. Come on, keep fighting. This makes me very happy." After hearing Ying's words, several people who were still a little worried suddenly recovered.
Especially Chen Xin, this bitch actually shouted.