Chapter 2 Mr. Tread to Death
When he returned to the house, Yang Guang's heart was still beating. He was always worried that Yang Jian, the father of the South and the North, would chase him and slap him.
Whether he steals a woman or not, judging from the situation just now, it is certain that he is afraid of his wife. If Dugu Jialuo knows this, um, he has to peel off his skin?
But it's okay. After a long time, there was no movement, and Yang Guang relaxed a little.
As soon as he gasped, the only close companion reading boy he had contacted before his wet nurse got in, and Yang Guang had already investigated the specific situation of the little book boy. He had made him a shadow special forces and his professional habit.
The little book boy's surname is Li, and his name is Li Xingzhi. His family has been a scholar for generations. He is only 14 years old this year. Perhaps Dugu Jialuo intends to let Li Xingzhi set off the beauty and intelligence of his second son. This accompanying little book boy is not dull-looking and dull. The only advantage is that he is honest and loyal, and writes good words. He can do whatever he wants!
"Hello, second young master, I'm here to serve you to practice calligraphy, and the two teachers will be here in a while." Li Xingzhi spoke politely, but his speed was slower, just like two times the slow playback of the CD. The person surnamed Zixu couldn't stand it and kicked him over to get out of here!
But Yang Guang thought it was very funny, because many things, including the confirmation of identity, age, time and place, were explored from a young book boy, and this guy didn't have the heart to let him betray him. Yang Guang decided to take this stupid goose to practice in this turbulent era and find the second young master of the noble family. Feel it!
"Huh? What did the young master ask you to call yourself in the afternoon? Yang Guang pretended not to be unhappy. This kind of expression is easy to make, because his favorite and best thing since he was a child is bullying.
Li Xing was stunned and shocked. He quickly stepped forward to make amends, "Little damn it, it's the little black man who came to serve the young master to practice writing..."
Yang Guang grinned proudly, "Well, that's right. Xiao Heizi is not much better than your Li Xingzhi! Hey hey, to be honest, young master, I have never seen such a dark and thin little book boy like you! But when is it? The young master is going to sleep and doesn't write. When you go out, just close the door and let the two gentlemen not come!"
As soon as Xiao Heizi heard it, he knelt down and said, "Isn't it that Xiao Heizi is not good at serving? Please punish the young master. Don't drive the little black man away. The little black man's whole family is counting on the little black man to earn some money to feed him!"
Yang Guang was shocked and said that the rules of the Duke of the Sui Kingdom were really great. The wet nurse and the little book boy often knelt down to make amends. They dared not argue anything and would only be punished obediently. This posture is much better than the West Point Military Academy. West Point said at most: Yes, sir, it's over!
"Get up, get up, look at you casually fold your waist for a little scattered silver. How can you look like a scholar? The young master is very kind-hearted and won't fire you. Don't worry, but the premise is that you have to be obedient. You can do whatever the young master asks you to do, and you should keep it absolutely secret. Do you understand?"
Xiao Heizi is still afraid to kneel down and dare not get up, and there is something wrong with the second young master since this afternoon. He always says something he doesn't understand. Like what time it is now, the ownership of this land and house is private. Do you have a real estate certificate? How big is the second young master's Yanmen County, and where is Yanmen County? Question mark Now what do you say about squid-frying? Does the second young master want to cook?
These strange things made his brain short-circuited, but he didn't dare to ask, so he could only kneel down and confess his loyalty. "The second young master is magnanimous. The death of the little black man is your ghost. You can do whatever you want the little black man. The second young master, you just need to say something. Little Heizi will do it immediately!"
Yang Guang sat proudly on a pear wood carving master's chair with his legs crossed. His room is not as luxurious as the atom, but even from his perspective of the 21st century, it is enough to sell thousands of yuan. At least he is also a reading quadrangle!
"Os, all right, come on, you have to promise with your body. Your son thinks of beauty, but it's a pity that the second young master can't do this! Since you swear to be loyal and obedient, go out and close the door and let the two bullshit gentlemen go for the young master!"
But the little black man was not as obedient as he thought, and he still knelt on the ground motionless. "Young master, you can't do it. You can punish the little black man if you don't like it, but the young master's rules of practicing martial arts during the day and at night are ordered by the master's wife himself, and no one dares to disobey it. What's more, these two gentlemen are famous scholars in the imperial city. Have you forgotten? One is called the king of talents, and the other is Mr. Du of poetry and painting.
Before Xiao Heizi finished speaking, there was a quiet knock on the door outside. The movement was as if he was not full, which was much worse than that of the previous three wet nurses!
You don't have to ask Yang Guang to know who came, but he didn't get up to welcome him and didn't let him in. Instead, he crossed his legs and shouted directly through the carved wooden door.
"The young master is asleep, please come back!"
There was a sound of surprise outside, followed by a feeble knock on the door. The little black man kneeling on the ground saw that there was something completely wrong with the second young master. He was eager to protect the master and could not care so much. He quickly got up and opened the door to welcome the two talented gentlemen.
Bing respectfully, he didn't even dare to straighten up, and the two gentlemen were very dissatisfied with Yang Guang pretending to be a book boy to drive them away just now. They were angry. These two were the real scholars, and Yang Guang saw it at a glance.
The first silk gown is exquisite in workmanship. In the second autumn, he still fooled with two summer folding fans. The third one looks sour. The fourth one walks with his head up and does not squint. The fifth body can blow away without the power of a chicken!
Be the first to be the king, "I dare to ask why the second young master just turned me out? Doesn't the second young master even understand the principle of respecting the teacher?
Yang Guang then curled his lips and stood up from the master's chair and casually glanced at the self-righteous king. "Sir, I misunderstood, but I don't think I need to learn from you anymore, because the young master's level is higher than you. I just couldn't bear to say anything before!"
When he heard this, Zi Wang's face turned green, and there was a violent shiver all over his body. Yang Guang was really afraid that he could not get epilepsy in one breath, but fortunately he finally survived.
"You...you...you...why are you so rude to say that your pair is higher than that of a teacher?"
Yang Guang nodded very affirmatively, "That's for sure. Well, young master, I'll issue two couplets. If you can match the upper and lower couplets, the young master will immediately make amends you and add more money every month. But if you can't get along, don't blame the young master for saying that you don't have the ability, and immediately roll up the bedding and take them away!"
Naturally, he was not convinced by Ziwang, and immediately asked Mr. Du to be a witness.
But when I heard Yang Guang's first couplet, his face turned green again. Yang Guang's couplet was:
Yingying, Yanyan, green, red and red are harmonious everywhere.
The king's face was green for a long time, and Yang Guang immediately made a second pair:
There are three teachers in one township and two miles. He doesn't know four books, five scriptures and six meanings. He dares to teach seven ** sons. He is very bold.
The face of the king is not green, and it has begun to turn blue. He asked himself to read a lot of books since he was a child, but this kind of pair is absolute at all, and there is no couplet at all!
What should he do?
"You... you are deliberately finding fault. This is clearly absolute!"
Yang Guangcai didn't bother to entangle with him and immediately casually said two perfect and neat couplets:
Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves and leaves.
Ten rooms and nine poor, eight, two or seven cents, six cents and five cents and four cents, but with three hearts and two intentions, first-class inferior!
The son immediately turned around and left without any face. He just praised and admired him three times before leaving. I admired him!
Mr. Du was full of confidence, but he was immediately uncertain at the sight of the situation, but Yang Guang would not give him any chance to turn over and cheat at all. He immediately smiled and said.
"Now it's raining a little outside, and the young master recites two poems with the title of rain. If you think you can make a poem of the same level as me after listening to it, I will also bow my head and apologize to you!"
Then don't allow others to agree to open their mouths!
The light rain on Tianjie is as crisp,
The grass is close to the distance, but there is nothing,
The best spring benefit of the year,
Victory over the imperial capital of Yanliu.
Then:
Black clouds do not cover the mountain,
White rain jumped into the boat.
The wind suddenly blows away,
The water under the lake is like the sky.
As soon as Mr. Du heard that his face was neither green nor green, but directly white, he turned his head in shame and left. He just looked back and praised and admired him!
As a result, Yang Guang became famous the next day. Because of the news, the two big-name men in Yang Jian's house, the Duke of the State of Sui, resigned collectively on the same day. The reason was that the second young master was a literary star who went down to the earth, and the poetry was the crown of the imperial city. They were really not qualified to teach any more!