Chapter 25 They are all perverts
Yang Guang was stunned. He never thought that he would become a big hero when he took the initiative to see the Dog Emperor, but he was a little serious and stopped laughing. " By the way, Xiaotao, I just went to General Manager Li and had a little friendship with the Duke of Sui, but do he have any weaknesses? Except for the forces who are greedy for money?"
Even if Yang Guang underestimates Yu Wenyun, the true emperor, he will not underestimate this eunuch with special energy. He doesn't need to use his history to judge. After more than 1,000 years, those palace dramas will become extra careful of the eunuchs. They are not ordinary people. They are physically disabled, psychopathic, gossiping, and in power.
Xiaotao immediately looked around carefully. After sure that no one was eavesdropping safely enough, she turned around and whispered, "This dead eunuch also likes to bully women. I went to see him to do business. Several times, I bumped into the little maid running out of his room with pale clothes. It's just that he is old and deeply favored by the emperor in the palace. No one dares to say anything, so there are not many people who know it. Those who didn't control their mouths for a while were dealt with by him! So I'm always afraid when I see him. His eyes are very bad, and he looks at me... as if I'm not wearing clothes..."
But this time Xiaotao was wrong, or her understanding was not comprehensive enough, because from Li Fu's first look at Yang Guang with a special meaning, Yang Guang lost goose bumps and scolded in his heart. This old pervert not only likes to torture the little maid in a wrong way, but also prefers to play with beautiful young men!
And now, is there a more beautiful guy than him in the whole Northern Zhou Dynasty? The answer was no, so he suddenly felt the feeling of Xiaotao being seen as if she was undressed in an instant!
Li Fu turned his hands upside down, bowed his body, squinted his old eyes, and kept turning around Yang Guang in the middle of the floor, and his mouth was even more surprised.
"Good, good, that's great. It is said that the Duke of Sui has a second young master who is unparalleled in the world. He not only learns martial arts and medical skills, but also looks like a big girl. In the past, I only saw it from afar a few times. Now I take a closer look. Hey hey, it's really pitiful and makes people feel warm..."
With that, he actually stretched out the old man who moved the withered branch to pinch Yang Guang's face. Yang Guang was about to vomit. How could he succeed? He raised his hand and rudely opened the dirty hand on his body. His eyes flashed, which scared the old eunuch to stagger a few steps and almost fell down!
"Du, bold, you dare to be unreasonable!"
The old eunuch is usually used to being arrogant. In this palace, in addition to the emperor, the eunuchs or beautiful descendants he like have not been able to get it. The second brother of the Yang family actually hit him, and there is a murderous look in his eyes!
"Well, I don't think you want to see the emperor, why don't you kneel down and make amends!"
Yang Guang looked down at the little old man who was less than 1.6 meters tall, and said that if it hadn't been for the bastard emperor and third master in front of him, he would slap you to death.
"Where, my father-in-law misunderstood. Mosquitoes. There were mosquitoes just now. I just hit mosquitoes. Why are there so many mosquitoes in winter? By the way, I didn't bring any decent gifts in a hurry this time. This is the only tonic elixir that I studied with several famous doctors for several years. It was originally intended to be given to the emperor, but now it is given to my father-in-law. In order to solve the crime of fear just now, taking this elixir will not only prolong life, but also immediately refresh and even restore the power of dragons and tigers, hehe"
Although he knew that Yang Guangshun was talking nonsense, it was not that the second young master of the Duke of Sui was not that Li Fu could easily tear his face and offend him. Although the emperor beat and scolded the imperial concubine of Tianyuan, he still had to let her three points at the critical moment?
The power of the Duke of Sui is getting stronger and bigger, which makes it difficult for Yuwen Yun to sleep and eat, but Yu Wenyun can't kill him. First, the strength of the Yang family is too strong, and he is not sure to do it at all. Second, Yang Jian is also a national staff and a person on his side. At least nominally, Yang Jian did all kinds of things to him in the government and in the opposition. Dare to be angry and dare not say anything.
So he was also entangled in pain, but when he learned that the second brother of the Yang family stayed in the palace to accompany Yang Lihua, he immediately thought of a wonderful plot to frame the blame!
Other people don't know this. Li Fu, who is Yu Wenyun's confidant, knows it well, so he also went down the steps, "I said, how can such a thing happen to Yang Zhu's national teaching is so good? Take it to the miscellaneous family and show it. Is this really useful?
I asked in my mouth, but my eyes were full of excitement, because the pills developed by Yang Guang are as famous as Yang Guang's poems. I don't know how many people are scrambling to taste a few pills.
"Of course it's effective. Take one pill half an hour before eating every morning to ensure that your father-in-law will be radiant in less than a month, hehe."
As for the specific medicine given to this old pervert, only Yang Guang himself probably knows. Anyway, the pedantic doctors in the palace can never detect what ingredients are in it.
Hey hey! Old pervert, the third master let you die in the high dynasty unconsciously and silently!
Playing hard with the third master, you are still far away. If the third master can treat and save people, he will poison people!
In fact, the latter is a little better, hehe.
Yu Wenyun was drunk last night and went to Tianzuo Palace to find Yu Chi to vent, but he didn't expect to ignore her red tide period and wanted to take the opportunity to play something more exciting. Yu Chi, a bitch, actually vowed to die.
This reminded him of the scene in his mind that Yang Lihua taught him a lesson the day before yesterday.
Unexpectedly, he said that he abandoned political achievements and only knew how to spoil women. He only knew how to mess around, and he didn't look like a virtuous monarch at all. Humph, and the old and crafty Dugu Jialuo, okay, Yang Jian won't come. Well, sooner or later, I will even do it for you, half-old Xu Niang!
Half an hour ago, Li Fu came in to report that Yang Guang's little rabbit brought a gift to apologize for his sister. Humph, then kneel outside the hall first. Yang Guang, the little rabbit, is the sweetheart of Yang Jian and his family. Yesterday, he went to the palace with Dugu Jialuo. At that moment, his eyes clearly had a great rebellious heart. Since the little rabbit dared to send it to the door by himself, he would let you have no return. Let Yang Jian and Dugu Jialuo also remember their surnames, and they also knew that he was the emperor and the Northern Zhou Dynasty. The boss!
If you know the fun, just spit out some military power. Otherwise, let's see who can fight and who will be unlucky!
Yang Guang had been kneeling outside the hall for more than half an hour, and his legs were sore. He knew that it was Yu Wenyun who gave him power. Damn, he didn't want to kneel at all, but the damn Li Fu insisted that it was the emperor's oracle. You old pervert, waiting to eat the third master's elixir, incontinence, with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet!
But he can't show any impatience on his face. For the first time in his life, he feels that it's really better to be an emperor. Being a genius in the Duke of Sui, a filial son and a little bully is nothing at all. Unfortunately, he is still many years away from the emperor's position.
He has been kneeling for an hour. Fortunately, it is already autumn. If it were summer, he would have suffered from heatstroke early. But he still has a pious look on his face, with a straight waist and regularity.
And this is definitely not the end. Yu Wenyun forced him to kneel outside the door for two hours, and it was already dusk when he called him to meet.
Yang Guang struggled to get up and move his numb legs. He said to himself, Yu Wenyun was not a simple role, and this move was definitely not what the usual mediocre and violent faint king could make. So he had to be more careful.
Follow Li Fu into the yard on the third floor of Tiangong, and then Li Fu asked him to push the door in by himself.
Yang Guangxin doesn't know well. Is this a trap? But now, even if there is a sea of swords and fire in front of him, he has to push the door in, because if he doesn't go in, he will be disrespectful to the order. Maybe he will be cut all over the door.
SHIT (asshole), this evil old society!