Chapter 38 New Formula Poisonous Porridge

Li Fu is very cooperative, because what he is best at in his life is to fall on both sides of the wall. His kung fu is simply perfect. And what surprised Yang Guang was that he easily resisted the second bleeding and severe pain after Yu Ruyi pulled out. Yang Guang casually gave him a simple dressing and immediately walked freely. It seemed that the man who had been castrated was different, and his endurance was really extraordinary!

The imperial kitchen is not far from Li Fu's residence, and Yang Guang has changed into an eunuch's costume at this moment. He made his face darker, his eyebrows thicker, and his beard definitely can't be used. How can a eunuch have a beard!

It's just that Li Fu, who is important to save his life, still can't recognize who he is. Xiaotao noticed that she is more familiar with Yang Guang or has a little secret love and reverie. Women's sixth sense is often very accurate and scary.

The imperial kitchen is extremely busy, because Yu Wenyun exercises a lot every night, so he naturally eats a lot after getting up when the sun shines on his buttocks. Although the emperor's appetite is not as good as day by day recently, the more he is like this, the more he has to rack his brains to make delicious meals.

Today's cooking is the emperor's favorite braised bass, fried mutton with green onions, steamed shrimp, and shredded ginger oysters. People who have a little common sense of these four dishes know that they are all aphrodisiacs. It seems that Yu Wenyun really has to make up as much as he gets up at night. Such a guy is either killing or making up for death, but it's a pity that he is going to be poisoned now!

Li Fu's performance was in place. He swaggered into the smoky imperial kitchen with Yang. He picked out the problem here and got two slaps in the face, which was completely in line with his usual style of flying and domineering. As for the little eunuch following him, no one paid attention and no one dared to ask.

"One by one, long live you are clumsy. You bastards are busy with state affairs, but you bastards can't even cook a decent meal. Long live you want to eat porridge. What about porridge? What kind of pine cabbage porridge is it? Long live Master, I'm going to vomit after drinking this. Can I still drink it? Get out of the way for the miscellaneous family and let the new little Guizi get something new!"

With a pleasant cooperation, Yang Guang soon made a vegetable fish porridge with full color, fragrance and taste. The inside was full of colorful rice, vegetables and fish, and the taste was naturally quite delicious. Several senior chefs couldn't help but give a thumbs up. In fact, Yang Guang's first hobby in the army is to specialize in medical skills, and the second is to cook porridge, so it is easy for him to make eight-treasure porridge and vegetable porridge that are difficult for ordinary men. Moreover, these ancient ingredients are much better than those after more than 1,000 years. They are all pollution-free, natural and pure wild, and how authentic they are.

During this period, Li Fu was also very regular without any unnecessary actions or ideas, because before going out, Yang Guang gave him a special elixir, which was said to be called a death pill. Only he had a unique antidote, and Li Fu's youngest son outside also took this poison, so only he walked out of the palace safely today. Only then can Li Fu and his youngest son get the antidote to be safe and sound.

At this moment, Li Fu has no doubt about this, because he didn't expect that someone would dare to use a non-toxic and harmless pill to lie that the poison threatened him in the palace. But Yang Guang did this, which is his true face. Even if he sneaked into the palace in disguise to poison the emperor with his own strength, he dared to play a different flower job!

Yu Wenyun yawned and woke up dizzy. Although he still had the ability to spoil several flower-like concubines all night, he became more and more tired of this kind of life, and he felt that there seemed to be a big problem with his body. Every day when he woke up at noon, he was confused. The pain was about to crack, and he found the best doctor for treatment. He still only gave him some prescriptions and told him to have a good rest. But didn't he have a good rest?

In his opinion, it is a good rest to conquer more than three young beauties in one night, otherwise he can't even close his eyes and always feels that he still has something to do. In other words, his needs for women before going to bed are just like ordinary people who have to pee in the toilet before going to bed.

He reached out and touched the slippery body of the warbler next to him. He was satisfied for a while. This is called the emperor. The beautiful women all over the world are his. He can play as he wants!

But he was lazily dressed by the concubines. He felt irritable again and had a splitting headache. At this time, Li Fu, who was right over, shouted in a sharp voice, "Your Majesty, it's time to eat!"

Yu Wenyun was even more upset and waved off the concubine. "What's the name? It's a ghost in the early morning. I don't have an appetite. Let's pass it again!" Li Fu is not willing to let go. He can risk everything for his god son. Anyway, the emperor in front of him is a short-lived ghost at a glance. Die early and live early...

"Your Majesty, today is different from the past. Today, the old slave has specially prepared a new pattern for you, Baihua Longmen white rice porridge..."

Of course, this name was Yang Guang's temporary nonsense, but Yu Wenyun immediately became interested as soon as he heard it. He waved his hand and opened the meal. The Baihua Longmen white rice porridge was really interesting. The flowers looked refreshing and colorful, and the wisps of fragrance floating into his nose made him eat it immediately. The eunuch maid next to him I was shocked. Long live has not eaten so much for a long time, and I didn't need anyone to feed it today.

The emperor's meal was naturally very big, with a large dining table, a yellow tablecloth, golden tableware, and all kinds of delicacies. Then the emperor's eyes saw where the little maid next to him would immediately clip it and carefully feed it to his mouth.

"Drink, drink, pass it again!" Yu Wenyun drank like a farmer who hadn't eaten in the field for three days. Yang Guang was ready to come forward with white rice porridge in person immediately.

But Yu Wenyun suddenly stopped, "Where are you a slave? Why haven't I seen you!"

Yang Guang's heart thumped. He said that he was a fool, but he actually knew so well about the people around him, but his biggest characteristic was that the more he was at the critical moment, the more he could play, the more he could play something different.

"Long live the old man, little Guizi, not long after he entered the palace, and now he is serving beside Mr. Li..."

Li Fu next to

also quickly followed him to sing and cover up, "Your Majesty's atonement, this little Guizi is a fellow villager of an old slave. He has been smart and has made a good dish since he was a child..."

Yu Wenyun immediately laughed and said, "Okay, okay, Li Fu, you are really good at slingering horses. Knowing that I have a poor appetite recently, I specially found a little eunuch who can cook. It seems that I really can't live without you, haha..."

Tianyu Wenyun drank three bowls of Baihua Longmen white rice porridge for the first time, which was also the best he had eaten in the past half a month. For this reason, he also rewarded the little Guizi with ten taels of gold. This kind of favor is rare in the palace.

Yang Guang immediately knelt down and thanked him, "Thank you for your reward. I wish you the spirit of dragons and tigers for thousands of generations!" But I'm scolding in my heart, your grandma's, even if the third brother kneels to death, you should be proud now. Let's see how miserable you will die at night!

Everything was completed smoothly and according to the plan, but Yang Guang had a big regret in his heart, that is, he could not watch the bastard die on the woman with his own eyes. He knelt down for the bastard three times, and one of them knelt outside the palace for nearly three hours on a cold day, so until today, he was in his heart. Quite unbalanced!

Naturally, he does not use arsenic, not crane red, but a synthetic slow-name poison that will induce people to suddenly die of a heart attack while exercising vigorously in the room! The most important thing is that it is difficult for contemporary imperial doctors to detect the toxins in it. Even if Yu Wenyun's body is found to be poisonous, he usually takes too much tonic and destroys himself. It's none of his business!

So the best show is at night, but he has to leave the palace immediately.

About Li Fu, when he took Yang Guang back to his room to ask for an antidote to Yang Guang, he was already angry and died. When the little eunuch under him found him, it was already the next morning, because before he went in, he ordered that no one could go in and disturb him without his order.

Yang Guang used his shadow bodyguard skills to sneak out of Li Fu's room, took his moustache and turned back to the original little osmanthus, then quietly sneaked back to the Tianyuan Palace, then woke up in the afternoon, and then took the five taels of silver rewarded by the Tianyuan Queen to send them out of the palace by Xiaotao.

It's just that Xiaotao looked at his back and still felt familiar. She couldn't help asking, "You are a little like a person..."