Fake Dahunjun

Chapter 102 This is not very good, hey hey

Just when Yang Guang felt that he had no face to go out to see people again in his life, a sudden sound came from the cold wind, yawn!

There is really someone squatting in the corner!

And this person has no other possibility except the monk, but the flower monk eavesdrops too attentively and doesn't wear much, so when the cold wind blows, he can't help subconsciously sneeze!

Yang Guang is really dead now, because the monk's mouth is looser than the waist of the old woman's trousers. He believes that in less than three days, the whole imperial city will know that he is obviously forced to do this shame tonight! He will soon become a popular figure in the streets and alleys, and anyone who sees him will point out behind his back!

Is that the second young master?

Yes, I heard that it was done by the owner of a pub?

Isn't he the second young master who likes to be pushed down by women?

It's really a person who can't be measured in appearance. Do you know that in fact, it was not the boss's wife who did this second young master that night, but his personal companion reading boy...

Yang Guang's body is a little cold and his head hurts. The only thing that is still strong is only one place!

It seems that no matter what kind of blow, it can't make him change his current state of excitement!

Du Meiyue was also shocked. In fact, according to her efforts, she should have been able to find that the monk did not leave at all after going out, but squatted directly on the wall, but the wind outside was too strong. She boiled water while preparing the bathtub and relaxed for a while.

The most important thing is that she feels that the monk doesn't have the courage at all, but in the world, she is wrong, and it's ridiculous!

Even if you risk your life, there are some things that you must do if you don't quit the monk!

He is usually afraid of death, but sometimes he is not afraid of death.

For example, eavesdropping on the boss's wife and the second young master!

Du Meiyue quickly exchanged a look with the second young master with a red face and thick neck, and then raised his hand to remove his acupuncture point. Yang Guang's first reaction was a little unexpected. He did not rush out to teach the flower monk squatting on the wall a lesson, but directly raised his legs and jumped into the hot bathtub and shouted happily!

"Wow...cool..."

He is thick-skinned and doesn't care? But Du Meiyue will never let go of this bold monk, but she doesn't want to ruin everything she carefully planned tonight because of this stinky monk.

So she took a deep breath and sent a warm invitation to the window, "No, it's cold and snowy outside. Do you want to come in and see clearly while warming the fire?"

The monk's face was so scared that he even forgot to run away, or he knew that he had no chance of escaping at all. So it's better to stay where you are and pretend to be dead!

The second young master is really funny. He doesn't care about him squatting on the wall at all. In fact, it's just a matter of taking pleasure for himself. They were romantic and happy in the hot room. He hid outside and listened to some noise and had a good time. This is simply a matter of well water that does not violate the river water!

But now the boss's wife actually invited him in? Of course, he can't go in. He won't enter even if he dies, and he won't enter even if he can't die! So he quickly pretended to sigh.

"Oh, the moon is so round tonight! This scene, come on, cheers... I'm not drunk... drink... continue to drink..."

He actually thought of such a bad way to be drunk, but this trick was still a little too pink to deal with the boss's wife. The boss's wife pinched her waist with both hands and responded coldly, "Bad monk, don't play with your little cleverness here. It seems that if your aunt doesn't castrate you in a day, there will be no too much in the world. Ping! Come on, do you want to do it yourself or let your aunt do it yourself!"

"Come on... do it... I'm not drunk... do it..." But the monk has no other way but to pretend to be crazy. He is very worried that the boss's wife will rush out at any time and really castrate him and make him the only eunuch in the world!

"Listen, my aunt heard that there is a duck egg-sized night pearl in General Saibei's house. At night, there is no need to light a lamp in the house at night, just like day! My aunt will give you 7 days. After 7 days, either you send the night pearl to your aunt, or you will wait to become a complete eunuch!"

Now the monk immediately didn't pretend to be stupid and drunk, and immediately agreed without blinking his eyes, "Thank you, the loving boss's wife. It doesn't take 7 days, it only takes 5 days. The monk will definitely bring the legendary first pearl of Saibei to make you happy! The monk has left. You and the second young master continue to be romantic and happy..."

After saying that, there was a sound of the horse stepping on the bell, and then disappeared in an instant. The monk actually went to Saibei! Yang Guang, who was taking a comfortable bath in an oak barrel, had to admire Du Meiyue's ability to take advantage of the opportunity.

"It's a waste for you not to rob the house for the bandit, but does the night pearl you said really exist?"

Du Meiyue smiled mysteriously, "It really exists, but the original owner is not General Nasaibei, but someone else, and this night pearl is of great value. Someone once exchanged 10,000 taels of gold and a city for the original owner did not agree... Therefore, this is no more appropriate than a monk, hehe."

Yang Guang was stunned. He didn't expect that a night pearl was worth so much money, but he immediately thought of a more practical question, "So will this night pearl be taken back to you or me?"

Du Meiyue twisted her seductive criminal body and came over with charming eyes. "Of course, it's for me. I forgot to tell you that the second article of that contract is that you are mine from now on, and your things are also mine. Everything about you are mine, so there will be nothing but mine in the future. Do you understand?"

"Hehe, I really didn't expect that you were so thick-skinned. I gave you a hole to let you go out and teach this stinky monk a lesson. I didn't expect that you didn't care at all, and you had to let me, a woman, show up..."

Yang Guang also smiled with her, "Ha ha, thank you for your kind heart. Did you let me run out naked in the middle of the night to chase a flower monk squatting on the wall? I won't do this kind of uneconomical business. Take a hot bath, and then enjoy the boss's wife's best service comfortably! Besides, no one is more suitable than you to clean up this kind of monk. Why should I waste my time!"

Du Meiyue's eyes were more affectionate, and her courage also increased. She even held the edge of the oak bathtub and took a deep look inside with her eyes, and then raised her hand to raise Yang Guang's chin with satisfaction.

"It's true that you can't spit out ivory, but can you promise me a condition? Just tonight?"

Yang Guang agreed without hesitation, "Say it, promise everything, because I'm yours, haha"

Du Meiyue's face suddenly became serious, but her voice was a little erratic, "Tonight, can you treat me as a princess?"

Yang was shocked, "What? You... When you asked me to think of you as Princess Mingyu? This is not very good, hehe.