Chapter 123 I love foxes
In fact, Yang Guang didn't know at all whether Du Meiyue would pretend to change his face, but he believed that there must be four people, including monks.
Sure enough, as soon as his voice fell, the monk who rubbed his buttocks in the corner of the wall immediately smiled and came over, "Leave this to the monk. The monk's transfigurement is unparalleled in the world, hey hey"
Yang Guang grinned and said, "Ha ha, it's not the young master. I'm Yi Rong. It's useless to ask me!"
The monk ate a meal, but did not give up. He immediately came to Du Meiyue and said as skillfully as possible, "Madam, the monk's craftsmanship is really good. It can completely turn you into another person, a man, squeamish, blind or deaf..."
As a result, it can be imagined that he got another kick on his buttocks before he finished speaking, and completely lay down in the corner and moaned.
Yang Guang didn't care about this, and everyone else was used to it, so no one even looked at him at him at all. Yang Guang continued to have a meeting, "Go to bed early tonight and get up early tomorrow. This is the first time you have the young master to show it to the young master in public for the first time. In addition, the clothes I ordered for you a few days ago are suitable, right?
A few days ago, it was not Yang Guang who was thinking about this, but Du Meiyue, who was in charge of money, went out to customize a set of cyan clothes made of ordinary cotton for four people, including herself. And the tailor went to the horse farm to measure the size by himself, and ingeniously added a black edge to the collar of the clothes.
This was the top grade in the family's clothes in those years. At least it would always be seen by people when they went out. At first glance, it was from a large family!
Although Yang Jian is usually thrifty, and the ten brothers and sisters of Yang Guang wore ripped clothes and socks when they were young, but after all, the Duke of the Sui Kingdom can't let his subordinates wear holes, right?
In fact, Du Meiyue is very attentive in this regard. This suit is basically similar to the one worn by Xiao Heizi, but the color of Xiao Heizi without a neckline is also slightly darker.
And their own customized suit is energetic and fit. Even the little black man who is used to the family's clothes likes it very much, not to mention the beggars who raise horses and the big black cats are full.
What Du Meiyue wants is to be consistent with the Duke of Sui and highlight his own characteristics. After all, the real owner of this horse farm is the second young master, not the Duke of Sui, which is known to the people of the whole country.
The little black man rubbed his hands and went back to his room very excitedly to sleep. Of course, the monk couldn't go. The monk was looking after the house in the thatched hut. The monk complained about it. "Second young master, the monk is really busy. Recently, a lot of things in the temple have been delayed. Can't you keep kidnapping the monk here?"
Yang Guang nodded and smiled, "Ha ha, what you said also makes sense. I'm not an unreasonable person, young master, but I'm really worried about letting you go back. Du Meiyue, what do you think I should do?"
Du Meiyue also smiled, and the peach blossoms trembled. "Leave it to me. It's easy to do. Just castrate it directly. Anyway, it's useless for the monk to keep that thing!"
The monk was so scared that he immediately did not rub his buttocks but covered the key parts in a panic.
"Don't joke, madam, I'm serious. The monk always hangs around with you, which will make many people doubt the temple-building style..."
Yang Guangguang waved his hand and finally said the decision he had already made, "In two days, I'll take you back to Baoguang Temple and introduce the two empresses and princesses to you by the way, okay?"
The monk's eyes immediately glowed, but soon faded down. "Don't tease me. The monk just asked to go back to Baoguang Temple to eat fast and read scriptures to serve the Buddha. If he has time, he can help those poor people who are suffering. He has no idea about beauty at all. Nanwu Amitabha!"
With that, Bao Xiang stood up solemnly to recite the Buddha's name with two palms, and recited the Diamond Sutra in public:
Bodhisattvas Mahasattvas should surrender their hearts in this. All sentient beings, such as egg, fetal, wet, chemical, colorless, thought, thought, thoughtless, thoughtless, thoughtless, I will die in Nirvana...
Yang Guang was not disgusted when he heard it, but felt refreshed. "Ha ha, forget it today. The young master will go to Baoguang Temple to listen to your scriptures some other day!"
The monk left with a devout face full of scriptures, and Du Meiyue curled her lips disdainfully, "Do you really think this flower monk is not close to women? Do you think dogs can eat shit instead?
Yang Guang grinned, "Ha ha, even if a dog can't eat shit, a monk can't have a woman!"
Du Meiyue also smiled obedly, "I see that you and the flower monk are the same, but the monk has no hair and you have hair, so you can rest assured to put him back? Although this monk pretends to be a bad-hearted man in front of you and me, but once he leaves the horse farm, it will be his world. Aren't you afraid that he will take the initiative to be wrong to your Fan Meiren and Xiaogong?
Yang Guang's vision is far-reaching, "Of course I'm afraid, but although the monk is obscene and lustful, he is talented and useful. You have to treat an extraordinary monk in an extraordinary way. Why do you think I have to send him back in person and introduce the queen and princess to him?
Du Meiyue's eyes flowed, "I knew you were not so kind. It's late, and we should go to bed, hehe"
Yang Guang likes the arrival of this moment every day very much and immediately smiled, "Well, it's so late, madam, it's time for us to rest, but serve your husband first..."
Du Meiyue scolded the dead, but diligently prepared hot foot washing water to come in, and personally took off Yang Guang's shoes and socks, washed him with her own hands, and did a foot massage by the way, because no one knows more about human acupuncture points than her.
Yang Guang held other people's green hands and kept studying. "Women who practice martial arts are generally rough, especially their hands and their hands are covered with cocoons, but why are your powerful hands still so smooth, delicate and seductive? Hehe"
As she spoke, she stroked it lovingly, and the boss's wife blushed and heartbeated, "Dengtuzi, I know these messy things all day long, and there is nothing to do at a glance!"
Yang Guang is not afraid of her ridicour. The older he gets, the more he likes Du Meiyue's usual barbaric appearance. Is he born with a tendency to be abused?
Or did he abuse too many people in later generations to cross over and use women to abuse him?
"But you don't have to be a monk to help you change your face. Can you really do it yourself?"
Du Meiyue looked up and rolled her eyes, "Do you think my aunt will click a hole to kill someone? There are a lot of things that my aunt can do!"
Yang Guang nodded excitedly as soon as he heard this, "Okay, okay, I know you can do it. Then you can sleep with the young master tonight. Hey hey, it's Diao Chan tomorrow night, and Wang Zhaojun later..."
He was almost excited to say that it was Yang Yuhuan the day after tomorrow. Yang Yuhuan was not born yet. He said it was a little early!