Chapter 40 Cultivate the ugliest face and smoke in the world
Jun said that he stopped talking again and asked softly, "Is it that the higher the cultivation of the water system, the faster it recovers?" The more beautiful it is? I still have hope to fall in love with the country, don't I? Whoo..."
"..." The country is beautiful? Three black lines fell from Xu Guang's head, and he lied without hesitation, "In theory, it's like this."
In fact, it must not be, but she has high cultivation, naturally looks good, and her natural temperament is not vulgar. As for the country... That still depends on the foundation. For Junyi, this goal is really too high, and the only thing that can be basically certain is that she will not affect the appearance of the city after growing her hair and eyebrows.
"You lied!" Junyi also knew in her heart that she immediately exposed Xuguang's lie, "I want to fall in love with the country, unless I go to the master of cosmetic surgery to grind my bones and skin, and unless I am reincarnated, there is hope..."
The lesson he learned from Xuguang's many painful experiences is as follows: the woman cried and should accompany her; if she doesn't speak, don't act recklessly; she asked, you must answer, even if you know that any answer will be doomed, you must answer.
"The appearance of Shenma is just a stinky skin, and people who cultivate immortals should not be confused by appearances." Answer cleverly.
"Woo-woo, you won't understand." She also wants to become beautiful to make Mingzhen regret... She wants to become beautiful and have a better personality to make Mingzhen regret. How can Xuguang understand such a mood? Thinking of this, Junyi was really a little sad. She shed a string of tears, and her whole aura was even more sad.
"I know a place," feeling the sadness she exuded, Xuguang couldn't help patting her shoulder and said seriously, "People there can become anything, can become beautiful or ugly, men can also become women, and even cats and dogs, because they can become anything, so There is no way to judge a person by his appearance. No matter how beautiful he is, it doesn't matter how ugly he is. It doesn't matter how ugly he is. It's better than his cultivation, personality charm, appearance and so on. It's the most boring thing there.
"Where is such a good place? It doesn't exist, right? Junyi yearns infinitely, but he doesn't believe it at all, because it's so good that it doesn't seem to exist.
"How can it not exist? This is the fairyland!"
"Fairy? Whoo-hoo... It really doesn't exist..."
"How can the fairyland not exist? The fairyland is just another world. As long as you reach the realm of stepping on the sky, you can go." Xuguang Road.
"Is it just another world?" Junyi is speechless. The cultivation of immortals is divided into five stages, refining qi, building foundations, golden elixir, Yuanying, and transforming gods. It's good for human beings in the human world to be able to be Yuanying. There has not been a transforming god for thousands of years. It's easy to find out one. After a closer look, they are from spirit beasts, and they are not ordinary mortals at all!
The highest level of ordinary mortal cultivation is Yuanying. Like the Xiaoyao ancestor of the Xiaoyao School where Junyi is located, he cultivates a Yuanying, creates a sect, and dominates a party. It's good, very good!
Huajin? It's not that I don't want to, everyone wants to, but they all know that I can't do it. Generally, the normal reaction is "Oh, in my life, I've probably just built Yuanying/Jindan/building a foundation. It's too far away..."
Or the normal reaction is "God, give me another 3,000 years, I want to become a god!!!"
It was the first time that Junyi heard that he said "it's just 'another world' lightly like Xuguang. She sighed how high this pervert had been punished by the clan and exiled. "It's just 'another world"... It's so lightly.
However, although she was curious and didn't ask after all, it was privacy and the sad thing in the past. Compared with peeping on this perverted cultivation, she wanted to discuss another thing with Xuguang.
She dropped two crystal tears and said, "Can your crystal...woo... owe it first, as you can see that I need a lot of crystal cultivation now. Whoo, you can feel sorry for me..."
Didn't the two have discussed before? Xuguang has a way to improve the survival rate of Junyi's poisoning and defire cultivation. He went into the quiet room to help. If he came out alive, Junyi would give him a day's reward. The "shouting soul method" he used at the beginning was indeed a little pitted. He could help, but later his heart pressed Pressure and artificial respiration are still useful. Although Junyi's survival is mainly a miracle caused by the magic array, it can't erase Xuguang's credit, and he has been taking care of Junyi for so many days. His "service" is still worth this price. He should be given the promised crystal (x: service? This word sounds obscene, but I like it!).
However, Junyi now needs a lot of crystals to practice, so she wants to give more time. That's all her property (may not be enough). Now that the water system has just begun to practice and needs crystals the most, she is not willing to owe others crystals. She knows that it's not good not to give them, but there's nothing she can do. At this time, even the bitter drama has been performed.
Xuguang was speechless, and he suddenly realized: "You have talked so much, but in fact, you just want to say that the crystal is right?"
Junyi looked up at him and nodded slightly. Two lines of tears slipped from her eyes again, "Can you owe me first? I'll pay you back according to the interest of the firm... Whoo... Why not, can't I pay in installments?"
"All right." Xuguang waved his hand to say that it didn't matter. He was not in a hurry to ask for it. Besides, people cried so sadly. Is it still a man? Besides, he is still in a hurry to go on a date with Xiaomeimei. This is a big deal and can't be delayed, haha!!
Junyi was overjoyed and said, "Thank you. When I borrow you first, I will definitely return it, I will definitely return it..."
"It's okay." Xuguang turned around and worshipped gracefully, "It's okay. I'm going on a date."
"Go ahead. Don't worry about me. I'll go eat something myself. Have a good time." You said.
Xuguang was originally worried that Junyi would become too ugly to think about it. Wait here to persuade her a few words and look at her appearance. Although he was a little sad, he was still in a good state. It was a waste of time, and he wasted beautiful dating time. Chunxiao was worth a moment. After he figured out that Junyi was fine, he He left in a hurry and didn't even have time to finish listening to Junyi's words.
Looking at his back without looking back, Junyi sighed faintly. She didn't know what she was doing, but just wanted to sigh. She took out a small hand mirror and reflected her current appearance in the mirror. Even if she had a face recognition barrier to her facial features and beauty and ugliness, she now felt ugly and her eyelids drooped down (I don't know) Is it because of being soaked by Xuguang for a few days? The eyes are covered by the drooping eyelids, and I basically can't find my eyes. When I find them, I will see turbid eyeballs, yellow and bloody white eyes; the skin on my face is also drooping, and there are many folds; pale gray skin with purple blood, and A large piece of black spot is on it, and the whole is as ugly as an alien monster. It is not too much to say that it is the ugliest in the world.
The mirror couldn't stand to look at such an ugly thing, and it cracked in half with a "pia~~" and committed suicide.
"Do you want to do this!" Junyi said to the mirror.
She tried countless times. At first, she thought that the quality of the mirror was not good or she pinched it too heavily when she took it. As a result, she held it gently. As long as it was used to shine on herself, it committed suicide with a "pia~~" and there was one more crack in the mirror.
She is so ugly that she can't even stand the mirror. She can't believe it.
"Hey..."
Junyi put on his cloak and sighed leisurely. He was in a bad mood and wanted to eat when he was in a bad mood. In the past few days, he ate porridge every day. His mouth was light and tasteless, and his stomach was hungry and cooed - "Okay!" Junyi has decided that she is going to the kitchen to steal food. I don't know what new stock Boss Bai has. Hee hee... Delicious food can always make people feel better...
Creeded... Creededed... A monster in a cloak got into the kitchen that was many times better than the white boss in the palace, took out a big stick bone from the stove, greedily sucked the fragrance on it, and then opened his mouth and nibbled down his big yellow teeth!
"Ah!" A scream was not from the big stick bone, but from Junyi.
At the same time, there was also Xuguang's kind reminder: "Don't... your teeth will fall out..."
While he said the words "the teeth will fall off", Junyi opened his mouth hard, and several big yellow teeth remained on the big stick bone, and her mouth was bleeding.
When she turned into fire cultivation, she was too painful, her teeth were clenched, and the roots of her teeth were loose. At this moment, it's okay to drink some porridge or something. She wanted to eat bones... She could only be bitten by bones.
Junyi looked sadly at the big teeth "inlaid" on the big stick bone. After she turned into cultivation, her hair fell badly. She was so distressed that her hair was dying. Now her hair is gone. She is so distressed that she even has no teeth.
"Why don't you bite my clothes (bite my clothes)?" She covered her mouth and then complained about Xuguang with blood in her mouth. When she turned into cultivation, Xuguang was by her side. She should bite soft things in her mouth to protect her teeth!
It's miserable to see. Xuguang turned his face and said, "Bite it, otherwise your tongue will be the first one, and your teeth will be gone long ago."
It is easy to bite off the tongue when it hurts a lot.
Junyi looked at him and looked at the teeth on the sauce bone. "Two years of hair, three months of eyebrows; two months of eyelashes; three months of fingernails, half a year of toenails... How long will it take for teeth to grow?"
"Have you changed your deciduous teeth?"
Junyi held the big stick bone inlaid with teeth and raised his head pitifully, "Changed......"
"That's hopeless." Xuguang's ruthless words broke Junyi's last hope, "Let's insert some golden teeth in the future!"
Golden teeth... grinned, the big black golden teeth flashed, and there was a green leaf between them... It was so terrible that Junyi didn't dare to think about it any more and complained, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Damn, don't you know your own body? Do you want me to say? I sacrificed my dating time, and I'm worried that you will be confused, stupid and brainless and can't help stealing food! I asked Xiaomeimei to wait to remind you. Not only did you not thank me, but also blamed me? Xuguang is very aggrieved. Dating is his biggest thing, and he is anxious about who delays him.
"You...you...you just came here to watch jokes!" Junyi knew, "I know. You didn't remind me in time when I went out in the morning. You didn't take out your cloak until everyone saw me as a monster. Now you also think about it, but you deliberately took a step later and deliberately took a step late to see the joke!"
"Are all of you women like this!!" Xuguang, who was delayed on the date, was very angry. "Say one thing and turn out all the old accounts. Teeth are teeth. What's wrong with not reminding you to wear a cloak in the morning?! ( He really did something about the cloak...) I didn't find you in time when I was a child and asked you to pee and don't wet the bed. Does this also blame me?!! Ah, by the way, I was wrong. What should I remind you when you are reincarnated? Remind you not to be reincarnated, you will affect the appearance of the city and damage the mirror to the world!"
"You...you are unreasonable!"
"I don't know who is unreasonable!" Xuguang brushed his sleeves and turned around, "Let's soak mm, it's up to you!"
"You..." Junyi trembled with anger. Obviously, it was intentional. How could he say "no" so openly, and even put on the expression of "You wronged me"? It was obviously unreasonable and arrogant! Still fierce! Still vicious!
"Good! Since you started, I will accompany Peng to the end! "Fengyou)" Junyi spit out the blood foam from his mouth and quietly followed Xu Guang.
Didn't you laugh at me? I'll ruin your date! You are affecting stability and harming women, and I am doing things for heaven!
She did not change her stubbornness. After provoking so many nuns, she was not easily tracked and positioned. After only a few days, she had to show mercy everywhere. Junyi decided that she wanted to practice for heaven. She wanted to publicize Xuguang's perverted evil deeds to the world! She wants to save the innocent girl who was deceived by him from Xuguang's demon!!
Revenge the revenge of "teeth"!
I know that "Yazi" means yazi, but it doesn't mean teeth, but these two words look more fierce and vicious!
"Xuguang, wait!"