Chapter 46 Such a couple and unincomprehensible problems
Seeing that both of them turned their heads and looked at themselves, they did not howd, and lifted their belts in mid-air. Er... Junyi swallowed his saliva and then said, "Where is the new deacon at the outer door?"
"Here it is."
"Here it is."
The beaten man and the woman holding the belt in mid-air spoke in unison.
The husband who was hung and beaten all over his body thought it was Lao Cao. He grited and said fiercely to Junyi, "Why did you come at this time? Excuse my wife, please beat me! Go out and wait!"
Bang! His wife looked at his face and suddenly said, "What are you talking about! Go ahead and deal with you later!"
Yes! Yes! When do you want to retrial later, I'll tie myself up." Lao Cao shook his whole body and broke the thick hemp rope that tied his fingers.
Before he fell to the ground, he was slapped twice by his wife, "The rope is free! You have money, don't you? If you have something, you will lose! If you have something, you will lose! Sooner or later, your family will be ruined by you!"
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong," Lao Cao howled, "Can't I connect it to you later?"
It's broken inch by inch and it's still connected. How much time will it take, but Lao Cao's wife is still not satisfied, "What's your attitude! Not satisfied! What do you mean 'not yet'! Ah! What do you mean by 'not yet'? Go, get down to business, you remember this account, and remind me to calculate with you later! Calculate slowly!"
Yes! Yes! I wrote down my wife." Lao Cao answered his wife with a smile and said fiercely to Junyi, "Come in. Ss~~~"
There was nothing in the wooden-top hall. There were four old-fashioned benches on a wooden table. Lao Cao was so painful that he bent down to pick up the yellow notebook in the corner of the table and looked at it.
"You disciples," he looked at Junyi meaningfully and scolded sarcastically, "You always have to suffer losses outside to know that the school is good. Go out for a walk to know how difficult it is to survive outside. Do you know how to run back after suffering? After all, it came out of the inner door, and the sect remembered some old feelings to take you in. If it were me, I would chop you all and feed the wolves! If you have no conscience, you will be transferred to the outer door and run to other sects! What's the matter? It's not easy for other sects, right? You! What's your name?"
"Your intention, gentleman's gentleman's intention."
"It's the 'gentle' of the king's meaning. Why do you say it so well? If you behave like a gentleman, there will be no villain in the world, hiss~~~" Lao Cao sucked cold air in pain and turned the notebook from the first page to the last page, strangely, "No..."
His notebook is the name of the person who came out of the inner door and did not report on time - of course, there is no king's intention.
"Do you want me to give you this?" Junyi lowered his cloak and took out the notice of employment from the outer door and handed it over. However, Lao Cao only looked down and looked at the book without raising his head and said, "Don't mind, if you are really the person I sent out of the inner door, it's useless even if you give me multiple gifts. I have never had a mouse shit here! Ouch!"
Her wife came out of the bedroom, raised her feet and kicked him on the buttocks, directly kicked a dog to eat shit, and scolded: "Look at people talking!" I'll give you a notice!"
Old Cao hummed and got up from the ground. He didn't dare to hum a word with his wife. He opened his mouth and scolded you: "If you have a notice, don't take it out early! Yo! It's not easy. Did you think about retreat when you ran away? You have escaped for several years, and kept the notice so well, like a new one. Didn't you throw it away by someone who picked it up somewhere and faked it? If you pick it up, you can run now... It's too late! I'm so angry that I just use you as a sandbag!"
"You are still angry! What right do you have to be angry! Hurry up and don't talk nonsense with this! I'm hungry. Where's my food! Where's my meal! If you linger again, I will set you on fire. Do you believe it or not?!" His wife scolded.
"The letter! Letter! Letter! ..." Lao Cao had no temper with his wife. He piled up a smile and even said yes. He turned around and threw the notice that he didn't read into Junyi's face. He scolded Junyi with his face and said, "Wait! I'll cook food for my wife before I hit you, but I can't let my little wife get hungry.
"I said to deal with the business first, but you didn't hear it! You have to fight against me! On purpose, isn't it?" His wife scolded.
"If you don't come early or late, you will come at this time! You are really good at choosing the right time!" Lao Cao scolded Junyi, "Wait, it happens that I'm in a bad mood and want to hit someone!" ......”
Being scolded by his wife, Lao Cao did not dare to disobey a little. He turned his face and scolded Junyi. Junyi had the impulse to escape in the sound of scolding. Many disciples who were kicked out of the inner door did not report in time, but ran away. They even wanted to join other sects and came back when they couldn't get along outside, but Junyi doubted. One of the main reasons for their escape was that they were scared away by the beating and scolding of their husband and wife.
It's really possible... Junyi has the impulse to escape now, but it's too late. Lao Cao punched Junyi's stomach angrily and turned out a rope to tie Junyi. Junyi wanted to resist, but now she only has one level of the practice period... below (not yet reached the first layer, woo,), and After the cultivation, the body is still far from recovering. How can it be able to resist?
Lao Cao's fist is very fast, as fast as the strong wind; Lao Cao's fist is very heavy, as heavy as a mountain - in short, in a word, Junyi was knocked down with one move! ( Poor Junyi, you really need to practice hard.)
Junyi vomited blood and fell to the ground with pain** all over his body. He couldn't move at all for a long time. The cloak slipped from his head. Lao Cao lifted his cloak and looked at it. He didn't believe his eyes. He looked again and shouted disgustingly, "Wife, come and see. This man is so ugly! I've never seen anything so ugly!"
His wife stared, kicked him, and said viciously, "What do you say?"
His wife's face is full of poisonous sores, and the word "ugly" is taboo.
"Cough...his..." Lao Cao was trampled on his neck and couldn't breathe, and the wound hurt again. He still looked at his wife who stepped on him with a smile and sincerely squeezed his words out of his neck: "Wife, you... misunderstood. You are the most beautiful, always be." After saying that, he raised his wife's foot and kissed her two times on the soles of her feet and said without being shy, "I will always love you! Forever! Forever!"
"Hmm." Lao Cao's wife seemed to be in a better mood and said, "Hurry up and solve this person!"
Yes! Yes, I'll review it and record it. Please take a look!" Lao Cao got up and helped his wife sit on the bench, opened the inauguration notice, kicked Junyi a few times, and said, "Well, you weren't born when I was a bastard!" I want to muddle through in front of me! First, let's see who you picked up... Junyi, came to take office on the 8th. Well, that's two days later, it seems that I threw away the notice of employment and was picked up by you. Where did you pick it up?
Junyi was kicked by him and spit out a mouthful of blood: "I'm Junyi, really... I'm willing to do blood verification..."
Junyi said that she was embarrassed. It's not that it takes a few crystals for blood verification, but that her current blood is very different from the previous sampling, which can't prove that it's her. In the past, the blood was a fire spiritual power, but now it's water...
"I can explain..." Junyi said, "I..."
Before she could talk about her transformation, Lao Cao looked at his wife in surprise and said, "She is really a gentleman..."
His wife kicked his dog to eat shit again and said, "What's wrong? Since it's me, why don't you help him up and untie it!" What are you doing with me?!"
Lao Cao quickly got up and helped Junyi up and untied him. He was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I really didn't expect that for so many years, the inner door will come out several years later or even more than ten years later. It's good to come on time. You are really the first to come early, and I didn't expect it at all..."
Woo-woo, Junyi cried. One "I didn't expect" that you almost kicked me to death, and you beat me and kicked me like a sandbag... But what's more strange about her is that Lao Cao actually believed her, "Why do you believe that I am Junyi?"
"Our old man has a special function," his wife said proudly, "is it obvious at a glance when lying, that's why he is here to check it?"
Many people sharpen their heads and want to sneak into the sect. If they don't check it well, they will be drilled in.
"Special function?" Junyi was amazed that the original function really existed.
"Hey, hiss~~~" Lao Cao scratched his head shyly, but pulled the wound. "It's not a special function. It's natural to sum up some experience after seeing a lot. People's physical movements, eyes, etc. when lying will be different, and their breathing will be different. It can be seen through training..."
"It's a special function! What's the matter with this!" His wife interrupted him.
Lao Cao nod his head and said to Junyi, "My wife said yes, I have a special function!"
I hit Junyi without making it clear. Lao Cao was very sorry and said that he wanted to keep her for dinner. Junyi wanted to take time to meditate and practice as soon as possible (it's embarrassing to be knocked down by one move, but when she knew Lao Cao's cultivation, there was actually nothing to be ashamed). She didn't want to stay, but Lao Cao and his wife were too enthusiastic. They forced Junyi to let her go. They didn't eat and didn't go through the formalities. Lao Cao went to the kitchen and quickly brought a plate of green vegetables and stir-fried tofu. He touched his head and said strangely, "It's strange. I don't remember that I didn't put it out. I just thought about brushing the pot..."
"That's your memory!" His wife slapped him on the head, "Why don't you go and cook other dishes with this ink!"
"Yes, yes!" Lao Cao covered his head and ran out, muttering puzzledly, "Strange... Is it true that my memory is not good..."
Can you say that I made it, because I'm greedy and want to eat it secretly? So she thought for a moment and said to Lao Cao's wife, "Well... Don't get me wrong. I'm the one. I thought not to spoil things..."
"Uh-huh, good girl..." Lao Cao didn't go far, and his ears were also sharp. When he heard him running back holding Junyi's hand, tears were about to come down. "It's really helpful. I still think that my wife didn't have fried tofu with vegetables today..."
It's just a dish. Do you need to be so excited? Junyi doesn't understand. Lao Cao seems to be like this because he wants to feed his wife? You don't understand...
Is this to take your wife's business seriously? Junyi doesn't quite understand... but it seems to be quite moved... I don't understand...
Actually, it's because if he doesn't eat stir-fried tofu with vegetables, his wife will fight a lot at night.
Unexpectedly, his wife kicked him out of the house and scolded, "I'm good at it. I dare to hold other women's hands in front of me!"
Lao Cao hit the wooden door and was kicked far away from the yard. He immediately realized that there was a big trouble and knelt down and said, "Dear wife, what are you talking about... How can I hold other women's hands? Ah..." He understood, "You said this gentleman's intention. I really didn't expect her to be a woman. I haven't figured out her gender yet... My dear wife, I'm wrong..."
Lao Cao's nose and tears were unbearable. In fact, few people can notice her gender (only notice that it's too ugly), and her voice is also a little hoarse and difficult to distinguish. She pleaded, "Actually, I really can't be regarded as a woman like this."
Lao Cao's wife held her hand and said, "Girl, don't say that. Let's eat, don't talk while eating," she shouted at Lao Cao, who was kneeling on the ground. "Why don't you go to stir-fry and go to the cellar to make wine for me and my sister!" Sister, I'm sorry. Our Lao Cao is ignorant and beat you without making it clear. I'll ask him to apologize to you later. Where did you hurt me and ask him to treat you?
"It's okay, I didn't make it clear." Junyi said that people have apologized, and Junyi doesn't want to care about it.
Lao Cao got up from the ground and stumbled to prepare food and wine. In fact, now, Junyi is not in the mood to consider that she was beaten by mistake. Her heart is full of one question: Lao Cao can obviously beat his wife. His wife is so cruel to him, doesn't cook, and she is not good-looking (although Junyi is not qualified to talk about others, But Lao Cao's wife's face was really disgusting and she didn't dare to look directly). Why is Lao Cao still so kind to his wife? Is there a great sense of guilt in your heart?
Or... Does his wife have a secret recipe for her husband? If there is, hey, then you have to ask for advice, oh hehehe...