Chapter 297 flirting and training
The question now is, how to get to that mysterious space? What is the relationship between the key and the universe bag?
Junyi carried the key and the universe bag and turned the inside and out of the universe bag a thousand times to see if there was a hole to insert the key, and I didn't see that the two had similar patterns. Instead, the key handle was three small circles, and the mouth of the universe bag was also round. I don't know if it can be counted.
If you have nothing to do, Junyi bowed his head and walked around the city. When he saw something suspicious, he threw down the universe bag to see if the suspect would disappear. Many people in the city said that the mistress's mental illness had new symptoms.
Looking down for it, Junyi accidentally bumped into a warm, elastic and solid wall, and the wall also said, "Little fool, what are you doing?"
"You are stupid. Can't you see? I'm looking for something else in that mysterious space."
"How can you look for it like this, little fool? It takes two people to find it. What one person can see and one person can't see is that one person can't distinguish it."
"You are a fool, can't I put down the universe bag and see if it will disappear? Get out of here, or you can't afford it~"
Xuguang naturally took the Qiankun bag and held Junyi and said, "Do you see a pair of piers?"
"It can be seen."
"Have you seen a pair of butterflies?"
"It can be seen."
"Have you seen a beautiful man as a peerless good father-in-law?"
"...where? Where?"
The two walked all the way and didn't have much hope. They just came out to try their luck. Xuguang also issued a couplet: "Looking for something."
Junyi thought for a moment and said, "One after another, the north and south of Yan."
Xuguang said, "It's not good. Although it's neat, it's full of deep resentful women leaning on the fence. How many grievances do you think of this next couplet? It's not as good as me: love, Hu Jieying. You may not understand, little fool. Let me explain to you. It means that birds fly up and down. It comes from the sentence "Phoenix" that "Why cross your neck is a mandarin duck, and Hu Jieying flies together!" My favorite poem is the sentence 'There is a gorgeous lady in the boudoir, and the people in the room poison my intestines.', the people in the room poison my intestines..."
Junyi took a deep breath and told herself to calm down and not be moved by his flirting. If she was excited, she must have hit him. She took out her shielding ability and didn't hear it at all.
With one move, Xuguang sighed, "I have done countless sins in my life. I don't know how many good women have been harmed."
Junyi didn't want to talk to him, but he couldn't help but be curious: "You haven't said this line for a long time. What's wrong?"
"Xueliu, she invited me to have tea. Little fool, go and help me deal with her!" Xuguang Road.
"Do you want to go to me?" You don't want to care.
"According to the agreement, you have the obligation to pretend to be my girlfriend when my ex-girlfriend appears and is necessary."
"I've been pretending to be your wife in one step. Still can't?" Junyi is very innocent.
"The purpose of pretending to be my girlfriend is to send away my difficult ex-girlfriend peacefully and safely. Go ahead, it's time for you to play your role."
"She didn't invite you to tea. You can talk to her by yourself. I will continue to look for a mysterious space and won't disturb you." It's not a good thing to invite tea. Although I haven't been invited in my last life, I have a natural fear of this word.
"No, little fool, do you think I haven't talked to her? It's useless! What she knows will definitely get, and she doesn't know what to give up.
"Listen, don't you know her very well? I don't know her well, and I can't talk to her! And don't open your mouth, little fool, okay? I'm not stupid! Are you responsible for being scolded for being stupid? Your intention is very hot.
"Responsible! I will support you for the rest of my life." Xuguang is waiting for this sentence.
Block! Junyi asked, "What did you say to her before?"
"Say it's impossible, say you don't like it, say you can accompany you overnight, but it has nothing to do with love..."
"You don't really sleep with her, do you?!!" Junyi interrupted him.
"That's not true. She doesn't know me very well. If she came to send me off and hug me, maybe she would have loved me all night, but she would have been impossible. If it hadn't looked at Qianmo's face, I would have let her ashes."
"Oh..." Junyi shook his head and played a wanderer in the world. I don't know what many women like about him. The more familiar they are, the more they want to hit him! Do those women want to pursue a sense of achievement to subdue the prodigal son? ......
"Little fool, you go! Deal with her!"
Blocking the three words of the little fool, Junyi said helplessly, "Just be a love consultant, Mr. Jun, to give you some advice. The consultation fee is five grade crystals."
"Is it so expensive?"
"Do you want to give it or not?" You want to go.
"Okay." Xuguang gritted his teeth and said, "Say it."
"Pay first." Junyi stretched out his hand. This guy is the ancestor of the debt, so he can't give him another chance.
As a result, Xuguang took out a five-grade crystal and said, "This is a deposit, and the rest will be paid later."
Five crystals... Junyi squinted and clenched his fists... Why is he so rich and so stingy! It's too hard to beat!
"Give me a first!"
"Up to four products!"
"Second-grade, I can't give up any more!"
... In the end, the two made a deal on the third grade.
Junyi gave Xuguang some good guidance and taught him how to refuse a girl. Of course, based on her experience and personal experience in small romance and TV series in her previous life, she firmly believes that the theory is perfect! There is no problem with the theory!
Of course, first of all, it is necessary to realize that different theories are different personalities and situations. This method is effective in this person, but may not be effective in another person.
"Xue Liu is a very straightforward girl. Just tell her directly."
"Wait, correct your two mistakes. Xueliu is not a girl. She is thousands of years older than me, and it's almost the same to say that she is an old witch," Xuguang interrupted. "The problem is that it's useless to tell her directly. I just told her directly that a night of lingering can have nothing to do with love. Isn't it not direct enough?"
"My God!!!" Junyi raised his forehead and asked the sky for a long time.
Mr. Jun's consulting service needs to be paid more, because the task is too difficult. Xuguang's transformation course needs to open more than 100 courses, which will not make him graduate from the "refuse to fall in love with women" training class.
First, for Xue Liu, Junyi gave Xuguang a plan, which made up for him from his attitude, words, and the most important thoughts.
Just stay up all night before the exam and deal with Xueliu's "tea" first.
As a result, Xuguang invited Xue Liu to drink tea. It happened that Jun was in the room to study the universe bag. When he heard their voices, he didn't leave, and he scolded Xuguang a thousand times in his heart. He said that he must have done it deliberately. He clearly told him that he could take care of it by himself. She, "Teacher Jun" didn't need to listen. Yes, it will hurt the hearts of those who are rejected.
"Your new favorite is inside?" Even if it is away, even if it is rejected, Xue Liu is full of aura. He noticed the existence of Junyi and raised it directly.
"I'm leaving now, just in time to make soy sauce!" Junyi shouted quickly inside.
"No." Snow Willow Road.
"What you want. Soy sauce is a very important activity, and gray is often important!"
Junyi quickly got up for fear that he would not leave if he was one step late. He casually put on his hair and ran out awkwardly. "You talk about it, I'm leaving."
The shoes she didn't wear and tripped her at the door. Xuguang went to help her and laughed, "My little fool, the road is unstable. What should I do with you?"
What, "my little fool"?!? Is this Qiong Yao's drama or Korean drama? Do you want to drown or get tired of it? Blocking, blocking, blocking! Junyi immediately didn't hear it, and it didn't happen and went out.
Xu Guang went out with her with his head and eyes until her back disappeared and could not be taken back for a long time.
Xue Liu sat down and asked, "Haven't you caught up yet? Not like you at all! You should laugh at others. If you laugh at others, you will take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms. If you don't laugh at others, you will hang yourself in the lake.
"This is a special and natural defect." Xuguang said that Junyi's facial blindness is coming. If it hadn't been for facial blindness, it wouldn't have been so difficult, but he was not afraid. "My heart is already mine. Dead ducks have a hard mouth. Don't worry, cooked ducks can't fly."
"I want to know what you like about her, and what's worse than her?" Xue Liu wiped away the tears in his eyes and smiled, "Ha ha, am I particularly tacky now? Ha ha, it is always inevitable for a woman to fall in love with a person. I admit it in my hands. If you give me a reason, I will leave. I will never bother you for a minute. I will do what Xueliu said!"
Looking at her arrogant face with tears, Xuguang said, "I have done countless sins in my life, and I don't know how many good women have been harmed." He often said this. Although it was a mantra, he really said it sincerely, because he really felt sorry for countless good women.
"You are taller than me." Xuguang Road.
Ah? What?" Xue Liu didn't understand.
Xuguang explained: "There is no need for a reason to fall in love. If you have to say a reason, I can say the reason why I can't fall in love with you. Xueliu, you are taller than me."
"What's the reason for this?" Xue Liu doesn't believe it.
"Really, this reason is the truth," a gentle smile appeared on Xuguang's face. "My little fool said he wanted to tell you the truth, even if he had no face, even if he was used to lying. She said that she wanted you to stop pestering, at least give you a truth."
What Junyi said is: Xueliu is such a good woman, if you want to abandon and break up, at least give a truth?!
"Okay, tell me, let me listen, why I don't like me when I'm taller than you? What's more, I'm not taller than you. We're about the same height. If I'm not mistaken, you're one or two centimeters taller than me."
"One or two centimeters tall," Xuguang said, "A woman looks tall, and standing together makes you look taller than me."
"What if I'm taller than you?" Xue Liu really doesn't understand.
"Listen to me slowly," Xuguang really said the truth this time. "In my family, my mother is better than my father. Many times her glory completely covered my father. I have always felt that my father is very cowardly. When I was a child, I always thought that the woman standing beside me must not make me It's better. Not at all, not anywhere."
"Does it include breasts?" Xue Liu asked, and she laughed at the question, thinking that Xuguang must be speechless.
"To be honest, no," Xuguang actually answered, and answered, "No." Thunder rolled over the head of the snow willow.
"You..." Xue Liu was teased by Lei Xiu and asked, "You don't really like men, do you?"
Xuguang took a sip of tea, picked up the fragrance cup and smelled a wisp of tea. "Since you asked me, tell me the truth..."
...How's it going?? Oh my God! It's so exciting! It's really worth coming back. Junyi, who eavesdropped on the door, covered his mouth and held his breath!
"Your chest is not what I like. I don't like it uncontrollable." Xuguang Road.
Oh, my God, there are men in the world who don't like big breasts. Junyi looked down at his chest. He thought that his chest was small and he could only see the benefits of his feet, running quickly, saving cloth for the country. Unexpectedly, there are still men who like it?
You look up at the sky, God, you should be flat at this moment!!